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(CBS Sacramento)   What better way to thank a former teacher than to save their life? Beats the hell out of a card (w/video)   ( ) divider line 13
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3878 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 May 2014 at 9:05 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-23 08:43:18 AM  
I don't know what abusing a card has to do with thanking an educator but whatever floats your boat.

Take that Hallmark! *RIP!*
Greet THIS motherfarker! *BLAMMO!*
Roundhouse kick, straight to the envelope!  *ZAM!*
You're going to need to send yourself to yourself when I'm done with you "Get Well Soon!" *PAZOW!*
2014-05-23 09:07:25 AM  
"And to think, I saved you even after you gave me a C for my second semester"
2014-05-23 09:22:39 AM  
Oh I don't know.  How about thanking a soldier for being taught English.

2014-05-23 09:28:34 AM  
Great the guy goes and blows the grading curve for the rest of us...
2014-05-23 09:28:45 AM  
They just weote an article about my buddy because he is working on some software that helps build parking garages and they're working on a garage in the same apartment complex where te guy who used to bag his grocery lives.

/I got something in my eye.
2014-05-23 09:29:34 AM  
Got damn artel correct.
2014-05-23 09:32:50 AM  
What better way to thank a former teacher than to save their his life?

2014-05-23 09:44:37 AM  

SmackLT: "And to think, I saved you even after you gave me I earned a C for my second semester"


2014-05-23 10:07:43 AM  
One of my school parents bought my groceries for me the other day. That was really amazing.

/and I'll be dammed if she wasn't smoking hot either.
2014-05-23 10:33:43 AM  
"You should've porked me when I was in the 10th grade and you had the chance. Oh, and thanks for getting me suspended. Thanks for reminding me, I still have those pictures I took of you doing things with your butt and the classroom gerbil. I'll get those one Facebook pronto. Thanks and enjoy your stroke!"

-Your Loving Student
2014-05-23 10:39:56 AM  
When I was in grade 11 we had a substitute teacher almost die in front of us from some kind of episode that looked like a seizure. He was mid-sentence talking to us and he collapsed, falling on my desk and almost hitting his head on another. The guy must have weighed 400 pounds and it took several of us to flip him onto his front so he didn't choke. End CSB.
2014-05-23 12:30:02 PM  
He didn't "Thank him", he did the job he had been trained to do... And I think this would have been an appropriate use of the "Hero" tag...
2014-05-23 01:22:50 PM  
Hey subby, a better way to thank a former teacher is to go into business with them cooking meth, amirite?
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