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(Entertainment Weekly)   Morgan Freeman on helium. You're welcome   (popwatch.ew.com) divider line 39
    More: Amusing, Morgan Freeman, Shawshank Redemption, baritone, documentary series, scientific laws, Oscar  
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2014-05-22 09:00:06 PM  
Titty sprinkles
 
2014-05-22 09:01:13 PM  

RoxtarRyan: Titty sprinkles


*tiny fist*

/well played
 
2014-05-22 09:02:13 PM  
Now have him try sulfur hexafluoride.
 
2014-05-22 09:03:06 PM  
RoxtarRyan: Titty sprinkles

annnd my work is done.
 
2014-05-22 09:42:22 PM  

nmrsnr: Now have him try sulfur hexafluoride.


Holy shiat that was funny.  "put the lotion in the basket!"
 
2014-05-22 09:54:32 PM  
He sounds just like that zefrank guy on Youtube.
 
2014-05-22 10:24:10 PM  
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-22 10:42:28 PM  
so basically Easy Reader from the Electric Company?
 
2014-05-22 10:58:02 PM  

grimlock1972: so basically Easy Reader from the Electric Company?


You know who else was an Easy Reader?
frontpsych.com
 
2014-05-22 11:20:59 PM  
Morgan Freeman, on acid
 
2014-05-22 11:34:00 PM  
Morgan Freeman, on a møøse
 
2014-05-22 11:34:15 PM  

tinyarena: Morgan Freeman, on acid


Neil deGrasse Tyson, on weed...

http://youtu.be/7uAmJwYenIs
 
2014-05-22 11:34:48 PM  
Morgan Freeman, on helium, on a møøse, on acid
 
2014-05-22 11:43:26 PM  
I freaking love Morgan Freeman, was just watching Shawshank Redemption just now and I cant help but think of titty sprinkles whenever I see him.
 
2014-05-22 11:50:02 PM  
That was fantastic.
 
2014-05-22 11:55:31 PM  
That travesty of a website had no videos even after enabling all scripts.

Youtube
 
2014-05-23 12:12:24 AM  
i.picasion.com
 
2014-05-23 12:13:39 AM  
Now I wonder what he would sound like on a gas that deepens the voice such as xenon or sulfur hexafluoride.
 
2014-05-23 12:50:57 AM  

HotWingAgenda: That travesty of a website had no videos even after enabling all scripts.

Youtube


Thank you.  I usually don't bother watching, but wanted to hear MF.
 
2014-05-23 01:46:42 AM  
is it just me or is he starting to really look like Garret Morris?
 
2014-05-23 02:48:57 AM  
Morgan Freeman on meth, bath salts, crack and krokodil.

Those meth-twitches would make for some interesting reading, even though he'd stop to say in that ever so smooth voice "come on, man, I'll pay you back next week. GODDAMN BATS ARE ALL OVER ME!!!".
 
2014-05-23 03:00:34 AM  
And why are you welcoming me to a celebrity sellout?
 
2014-05-23 03:07:36 AM  
I'd like to see the outtakes from that.
 
2014-05-23 04:19:05 AM  

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Now I wonder what he would sound like on a gas that deepens the voice such as xenon or sulfur hexafluoride.


I don't know, but elephants on three continents would shiat themselves.
 
2014-05-23 04:40:08 AM  
One of the best things about being the Physics aide in high school was having access to the chemical storeroom. Both helium AND sulfur hexafluoride!

My counterpart from Chemistry and I were always huffing off the tanks and having entire conversations in strange voices. There was at least one instance where the physics teacher walked in and inquired whether a demonstration was ready... We just nodded. As soon as he left the room the chemistry guy went "whoo!" and I went "whoo!"

It's probably a good thing they didn't have an NO2 tank.
 
2014-05-23 06:18:06 AM  

tinyarena: Morgan Freeman, on a møøse


My sister was bitten by a møøse. Møøse bites can be nasti.
 
2014-05-23 07:31:36 AM  

bobug: tinyarena: Morgan Freeman, on a møøse

My sister was bitten by a møøse. Møøse bites can be nasti.


Moose knuckle bites are worse.

How do you think they got so big?  They had to have been eating something.  I think that is where all of Jerry's kids went.
 
2014-05-23 07:36:20 AM  
I wonder how long he hasn't had the use of his left hand.  I saw it in BatBane, and in the magician movie he either pockets it or out of shot.
 
2014-05-23 07:50:27 AM  

maxheck: One of the best things about being the Physics aide in high school was having access to the chemical storeroom. Both helium AND sulfur hexafluoride!


I would have thought the best thing was the ether.    Ether is awesome although I would never recommend it to anyone.
 
2014-05-23 08:51:18 AM  
Morgan Freeman. Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman.
 
2014-05-23 09:12:39 AM  

tinyarena: [i.picasion.com image 300x393]


Damn you sir.
 
2014-05-23 09:30:04 AM  
Could you imagine what would happen if He went to work for QVC?
 
2014-05-23 09:52:12 AM  

AbiNormal: Could you imagine what would happen if He went to work for QVC?


Would you just look at this collection of fine jewelry? If you are heading out for a night with that special someone, you will sparkle through the night. You will have his eye and the eye of every man out there. Imagine. This set of 24 karat gold jewelry can be yours for just one hundred dollars. Look at them again. Let me try one on for you. It's just beautiful, and it really brings out my eyes. No lady would be seen without the beauty of gold on her neck.

Or titty sprinkles.
 
2014-05-23 10:08:42 AM  
I can't help but think about my good friend Andy Dufresne back at Shawshank Prison.  One night a couple of the boys smuggled a helium tank into the cellblock.  They was having a good old time talking in those high-pitched voices, and Andy had himself a toke or two.  He was doing fine until he ran into a bullqueer they called The Balloon-Knot Buster.

Oh, Andy.  That was the longest night of his life.

/get busy livin or get busy dyin
//thankyouverykindly
 
2014-05-23 10:39:58 AM  
I read all of these comments in Morgan Freeman's helium voice.

Thank you all!
 
2014-05-23 02:12:26 PM  
 
2014-05-23 04:54:12 PM  
Archie Goodwin:

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Now I wonder what he would sound like on a gas that deepens the voice such as xenon or sulfur hexafluoride.

I don't know, but elephants on three continents would shiat themselves.


Heh... I don't have Morgan Freeman's wonderful diction, but my voice is in the same register... I have to say I sounded pretty damn awesome on Sulfur Hexafluoride. I probably could have made Geoffrey Holder crap his drawers.

Even funnier was the chemistry aide I mentioned earlier, he had a really good tenor singing voice, so helium really did a number on him.
 
2014-05-23 09:11:33 PM  
Anyone have a link to a source that NoScript doesn't pitch a fit about?
 
2014-05-23 11:19:59 PM  
Ok, Morgan Freeman is awesome.  That is written in stone.

My beef is with these farking websites.  The ones that are linked in the link.  those suck.
 
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