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(io9)   Scientists report to have found darkest place in universe. Surprisingly this article isn't about subby's ex-wife's soul at all   (io9.com) divider line 39
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2014-05-22 04:24:30 PM  
subby
dont stick your dick too long into the abyss
 
2014-05-22 04:57:04 PM  
Did your ex contain as much gas?
 
2014-05-22 05:18:33 PM  
I commend Subby for not going with a mama joke.
 
2014-05-22 07:26:49 PM  
 
2014-05-22 07:51:13 PM  
Is that a portrait of the geico gecko?
 
2014-05-22 07:55:44 PM  
scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-05-22 07:57:39 PM  
Subby, I admire you for your objectivity.
 
2014-05-22 07:59:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: I commend Subby for not going with a mama joke.


I thought that was where it was heading since we have had so many yo mama jokes lately.

Ok, now on with the competition where farkers argue over whose spouse was the most soulless in all creation.
 
2014-05-22 08:02:11 PM  
I find it hard to believe it's darker than Uranus.
 
2014-05-22 08:13:38 PM  
Blacker than the blackest black times infinity?
 
2014-05-22 08:21:44 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Blacker than the blackest black times infinity?


And beyond!
 
2014-05-22 08:22:29 PM  
``No,'' said Slartibartfast, with a slight quickening of his step, ``the people of Krikkit have never thought to themselves `We are alone in the Universe.' They are surrounded by a huge Dust Cloud, you see, their single sun with its single world, and they are right out on the utmost eastern edge of the Galaxy. Because of the Dust Cloud there has never been anything to see in the sky. At night it is totally blank, During the day there is the sun, but you can't look directly at that so they don't. They are hardly aware of the sky. It's as if they had a blind spot which extended 180 degrees from horizon to horizon.

``You see, the reason why they have never thought `We are alone in the Universe' is that until tonight they don't know about the Universe. Until tonight.''
 
2014-05-22 08:25:25 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Blacker than the blackest black times infinity?


None more black.
 
2014-05-22 08:33:52 PM  
In between Ann Coulter's legs?
 
2014-05-22 08:38:18 PM  

Gergesa: FirstNationalBastard: I commend Subby for not going with a mama joke.

I thought that was where it was heading since we have had so many yo mama jokes lately.

Ok, now on with the competition where farkers argue over whose spouse was the most soulless in all creation.


My ex-wives would fight over who got to steal your ex-wife's darkness.
 
2014-05-22 08:44:22 PM  

Gergesa: FirstNationalBastard: I commend Subby for not going with a mama joke.

I thought that was where it was heading since we have had so many yo mama jokes lately.

Ok, now on with the competition where farkers argue over whose spouse was the most soulless in all creation.


She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer!
 
2014-05-22 08:48:08 PM  
My cat is so black that if she is in a room with no light, the easiest way to find her is to look for the most absolutely blackest spot in the room, that is her.
 
2014-05-22 08:50:24 PM  
The inside of a supercooled vacuum chamber?
 
2014-05-22 09:09:17 PM  
Psh it's a complicated place. No one understands it but it's woman.

/shut your mouth
 
2014-05-22 09:37:47 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-22 09:38:34 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Blacker than the blackest black times infinity?


Would that trigger the universe's kill screen?
 
2014-05-22 09:41:58 PM  
I'm playing "echoes of the void" right now on my clarinet...
 
2014-05-22 09:52:24 PM  
Also:

/none more black
 
2014-05-22 09:54:22 PM  
*sigh*

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-22 10:10:51 PM  
Are they sure it's not just a really dark blue?
 
2014-05-22 10:12:14 PM  
Possible image of subby:

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-22 10:13:33 PM  
Sorry, subby. My ex holds the title of "Vortex of Darkness".
 
2014-05-22 10:19:49 PM  
In deference to Smitty, They may have found the place where my ex-wife's soul went to die...

/No more crazy ass French wimmins...
 
2014-05-22 10:44:02 PM  

NuttierThanEver: subby
dont stick your dick too long into the abyss


"when you stick your dick into the abyss,
the abyss sticks it's dick back into you"


-Nietzsche
 
2014-05-22 10:48:51 PM  

MurphyMurphy: NuttierThanEver: subby
dont stick your dick too long into the abyss

"when you stick your dick into the abyss,
the abyss sticks it's dick back into you"

-Nietzsche


-RON PAUL
 
2014-05-22 11:09:40 PM  

Cpl.D: MurphyMurphy: NuttierThanEver: subby
dont stick your dick too long into the abyss

"when you stick your dick into the abyss,
the abyss sticks it's dick back into you"

-Nietzsche

-RON PAUL


Ru Paul
 
2014-05-23 12:39:03 AM  
I am disappointed by the comment thread for the article. They are talking about how dark it is, as if visible light is what's in question. They are all like, "It is  not darker than the ocean bottom" like a bunch of n00bz.
 
2014-05-23 05:45:24 AM  

hubiestubert: In deference to Smitty, They may have found the place where my ex-wife's soul went to die...

/No more crazy ass French wimmins...


Living in France with my crazy ass French woman...well, I mean, the ass is crazy. Anything I should know?
 
2014-05-23 07:40:41 AM  

Son of Thunder: Gergesa: FirstNationalBastard: I commend Subby for not going with a mama joke.

I thought that was where it was heading since we have had so many yo mama jokes lately.

Ok, now on with the competition where farkers argue over whose spouse was the most soulless in all creation.

She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer!


What kind of biatch takes the ice cube trays?
 
2014-05-23 08:09:51 AM  

youmightberight: Son of Thunder: Gergesa: FirstNationalBastard: I commend Subby for not going with a mama joke.

I thought that was where it was heading since we have had so many yo mama jokes lately.

Ok, now on with the competition where farkers argue over whose spouse was the most soulless in all creation.

She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer!

What kind of biatch takes the ice cube trays?



The kind that really likes cold drinks.
 
hej [TotalFark]
2014-05-23 08:42:31 AM  
Is it her butthole?
 
2014-05-23 10:36:09 AM  

youmightberight: Son of Thunder: Gergesa: FirstNationalBastard: I commend Subby for not going with a mama joke.

I thought that was where it was heading since we have had so many yo mama jokes lately.

Ok, now on with the competition where farkers argue over whose spouse was the most soulless in all creation.

She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer!

What kind of biatch takes the ice cube trays?


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-23 10:46:31 AM  
Ah, so that's where he is:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-23 12:40:26 PM  

youmightberight: Son of Thunder: Gergesa: FirstNationalBastard: I commend Subby for not going with a mama joke.

I thought that was where it was heading since we have had so many yo mama jokes lately.

Ok, now on with the competition where farkers argue over whose spouse was the most soulless in all creation.

She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer!

What kind of biatch takes the ice cube trays?


An ice cold biatch.
 
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