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433 [TotalFark]
2014-05-22 05:28:45 PM  
7 votes:
"In the mid-1980s, physicist Dennis Papadopoulos,"

...was walking around with a biatchin' last name.
2014-05-22 08:19:38 PM  
5 votes:

DrunkWithImpotence: Wake up sheeple!!!!


anfrind: WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


AstroJesus: //sheeple sheeple


imgs.xkcd.com
2014-05-22 07:47:58 PM  
4 votes:
I wonder how many of these people believe that this program controls weather, but at the same time say that mankind has no influence on the climate.
2014-05-22 09:29:30 PM  
3 votes:

Morchella: I worked for the army's weather modification research unit in the early 70s when I had to be in the army (first year of lottery and only year my number went). Possibly sent there because my degree is in meteorology. Can't speak for the other services, but any significant weather modification was definitely beyond them as was most insignificant stuff.


I hears you.  I spent a couple years serving in a British Thermal Unit myself.
2014-05-22 08:53:14 PM  
3 votes:

tripleseven: 99.998er: I am confused. What is color now for terrorist attack? Do I need to break out the duct tape again?

When I look back to the aughts, I am sickened.


I googled the threat level to remind myself of that and this image came up.
truthernews.files.wordpress.com
I have no idea what the creator is trying to say.  It's a glorious expression of confused menace.
2014-05-22 08:28:44 PM  
3 votes:

RoxtarRyan: DrunkWithImpotence: Wake up sheeple!!!!

anfrind: WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

AstroJesus: //sheeple sheeple

[imgs.xkcd.com image 850x253]


When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.
2014-05-22 08:27:28 PM  
3 votes:

433: Papadopoulos


images.tvrage.com
2014-05-22 08:19:38 PM  
3 votes:

AstroJesus: This is actually very bad news. The defense has failed and the Earth has been infiltrated. The Mother Ship can now advance. The light drones will arrive soon.  Stand on a hill some dark night this summer, and prepare for an alien invasion.


//sheeple sheeple


That reminds me, you can sing "Milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made" to the tune of Iron Man.

/YOU WILL NEVER UNHEAR IT
2014-05-22 07:56:00 PM  
3 votes:

Tellingthem: That's just what they want you to believe! The program is actually advancing quicker than they thought!


So, it's now High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program Shrouded In Characteristics Hinging On Reactive Dissonance
2014-05-22 07:53:09 PM  
3 votes:

RoxtarRyan: I wonder how many of these people believe that this program controls weather, but at the same time say that mankind has no influence on the climate.


Some people can be dicks about the weather.

www.strangebillions.com
2014-05-22 09:33:08 PM  
2 votes:

DubtodaIll: So...what were the conclusions or discoveries made by this quarter billion dollars worth of research?


Alaska gets cold.
2014-05-22 09:11:04 PM  
2 votes:

Nix Nightbird: So now what will they say is the origin of "The Hum"?


Not knowing the words?
2014-05-22 08:07:20 PM  
2 votes:
i.kinja-img.com
At least we still have vinegar to destroy chemtrails with.
2014-05-22 08:00:38 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
WE THE RESISTANCE HAS STOPPED HAARP! A BATTLE WON BY YOUR SUPPORT! NOW BUY WATER FILTERS AND GOLD COINS ONLY ON THE INFOWARS.COM STORE!
2014-05-22 07:55:40 PM  
2 votes:

433: "In the mid-1980s, physicist Dennis Papadopoulos,"

...was walking around with a biatchin' last name.


I love his band Dennis and the Rippers.
2014-05-22 07:53:20 PM  
2 votes:
One thing a miss about the "pre-internet" days of early Art Bell... back then, fact and fiction were much harder to tell apart, at least for me.  One simply did not google something to see if it was the truth.   Or check snopes.  You sort of relied on the people around you.  There was a certain feeling, in my mind, that aliens or whatever could have been real - if only there were better lines of communication and the right person were in the right place at the right time with a camera.  The show really did feel like one of the few places people could share reports of such things.

And, well, look how that turned out.  Instant communication and a high-quality camera in every pocket in the world.  So much for the aliens.

Funny.  I'm nostalgic of ignorance.
2014-05-22 04:52:31 PM  
2 votes:

Tellingthem: That's just what they want you to believe! The program is actually advancing quicker than they thought!


Exactly. There's no need for HAARP now that there's the ultra-classified Super-HAA..... +++ CARRIER LOST +++
2014-05-22 04:30:27 PM  
2 votes:
That's just what they want you to believe! The program is actually advancing quicker than they thought!
2014-05-23 04:20:08 PM  
1 vote:

anfrind: common sense is an oxymoron: green4mice: common sense is an oxymoron: 1. Government shuts down HAARP.
2. "HAARP clouds" continue to appear.
3. ZOMG!

Art Bell & Co. have nothing to worry about.

Maybe after it shuts down "climate change" disappears, CO2 levels drop like a rock, glaciers make a dramatic comeback and global temperature levels out. Just think of all the conspiracy theories that could happen!!
/tilts tinfoil hat

If the upcoming El Nino spikes global temperatures, will any conspiracy theorists blame the warming on the lack of HAARP?

It's not much of a conspiracy theory if it relies on the conspirators not doing something.


The government shut down HAARP to skew the data and make the climate change models look better.

/now my brain hurts
2014-05-23 01:06:03 AM  
1 vote:
I remember coming across a site a few years ago that thought the NWO/ZOG/UN/REPTILOIDS used HAARP to cause mass shootings like Columbine, so that the government could then take away all of our guns.  And then send us to concentration camps.

Good stuff.
2014-05-23 12:42:42 AM  
1 vote:

Wake Up Sheeple: RoxtarRyan: DrunkWithImpotence: Wake up sheeple!!!!

anfrind: WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

AstroJesus: //sheeple sheeple

[imgs.xkcd.com image 850x253]

When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.


3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-05-22 11:15:48 PM  
1 vote:
They're moving it to Benghazi.
2014-05-22 09:25:37 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net

The only thing that's ever been genuinely worthy of a conspiracy theory was the Norway Light Spiral. The fact that everyone immediately believed that it was a failed missile launch has me convinced it was something else. It's like the public collectively knew something was weird, but decided it was easier to ignore what nobody could understand.
2014-05-22 08:36:54 PM  
1 vote:
I am confused. What is color now for terrorist attack? Do I need to break out the duct tape again?
2014-05-22 08:24:13 PM  
1 vote:

Pribar: AstroJesus: This is actually very bad news. The defense has failed and the Earth has been infiltrated. The Mother Ship can now advance. The light drones will arrive soon.  Stand on a hill some dark night this summer, and prepare for an alien invasion.


//sheeple sheeple

After the past few decades I say let the invasion begin I doubt the aliens can fark up much worse than the last few generations of politicians did


cjonline.com
2014-05-22 08:08:05 PM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: Obama created HARP.  Study it out.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Sláinte!
2014-05-22 08:02:17 PM  
1 vote:

RoxtarRyan: I wonder how many of these people believe that this program controls weather, but at the same time say that mankind has no influence on the climate.


That's just what they want you to think!  Obama and his cronies are using HAARP to cause droughts in California's Central Valley, thereby destroying jobs and punishing them for supporting Republicans in the state legislature!  And once he's proved the technology there, it's only a matter of time before he lays waste to all of the red states!  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

/sadly, about half of that is what Central Valley voters actually believe
2014-05-22 07:51:52 PM  
1 vote:
Damn.  And there were some good tracks on that album.

www.laestadea.com
2014-05-22 07:46:24 PM  
1 vote:

Donnchadha: Tellingthem: That's just what they want you to believe! The program is actually advancing quicker than they thought!

Exactly. There's no need for HAARP now that there's the ultra-classified Super-HAA..... +++ CARRIER LOST +++


Haha! I see that the Air Force's drone shuttle got him.

/hang on, someone's at the door.
433 [TotalFark]
2014-05-22 05:34:57 PM  
1 vote:

433: "In the mid-1980s, physicist Dennis Papadopoulos,"

...was walking around with a biatchin' last name.


Save it for Queen Dopplepopolous, doppelganger!

ecx.images-amazon.com
2014-05-22 04:14:16 PM  
1 vote:
I worked for the army's weather modification research unit in the early 70s when I had to be in the army (first year of lottery and only year my number went). Possibly sent there because my degree is in meteorology. Can't speak for the other services, but any significant weather modification was definitely beyond them as was most insignificant stuff.
 
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