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(io9)   Coast to Coast will need something new to HAARP about   (io9.com) divider line 105
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2014-05-23 01:15:28 PM  

green4mice: common sense is an oxymoron: 1. Government shuts down HAARP.
2. "HAARP clouds" continue to appear.
3. ZOMG!

Art Bell & Co. have nothing to worry about.

Maybe after it shuts down "climate change" disappears, CO2 levels drop like a rock, glaciers make a dramatic comeback and global temperature levels out. Just think of all the conspiracy theories that could happen!!
/tilts tinfoil hat


If the upcoming El Nino spikes global temperatures, will any conspiracy theorists blame the warming on the lack of HAARP?
 
2014-05-23 01:43:33 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: green4mice: common sense is an oxymoron: 1. Government shuts down HAARP.
2. "HAARP clouds" continue to appear.
3. ZOMG!

Art Bell & Co. have nothing to worry about.

Maybe after it shuts down "climate change" disappears, CO2 levels drop like a rock, glaciers make a dramatic comeback and global temperature levels out. Just think of all the conspiracy theories that could happen!!
/tilts tinfoil hat

If the upcoming El Nino spikes global temperatures, will any conspiracy theorists blame the warming on the lack of HAARP?


It's not much of a conspiracy theory if it relies on the conspirators not doing something.
 
2014-05-23 02:57:18 PM  

Ecobuckeye: Coast to Coast is so popular, nobody listens to it anymore.


 Is that you Yogi?
 
2014-05-23 04:20:08 PM  

anfrind: common sense is an oxymoron: green4mice: common sense is an oxymoron: 1. Government shuts down HAARP.
2. "HAARP clouds" continue to appear.
3. ZOMG!

Art Bell & Co. have nothing to worry about.

Maybe after it shuts down "climate change" disappears, CO2 levels drop like a rock, glaciers make a dramatic comeback and global temperature levels out. Just think of all the conspiracy theories that could happen!!
/tilts tinfoil hat

If the upcoming El Nino spikes global temperatures, will any conspiracy theorists blame the warming on the lack of HAARP?

It's not much of a conspiracy theory if it relies on the conspirators not doing something.


The government shut down HAARP to skew the data and make the climate change models look better.

/now my brain hurts
 
2014-05-23 08:14:19 PM  

drumhellar: Mister Peejay:

That reminds me, you can sing "Milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made" to the tune of Iron Man.

/YOU WILL NEVER UNHEAR IT

Hey. Fark you, man. I liked that song.


 

big pig peaches: I have made it my life's mission to destroy you.
Seriously, I marked you in purple 2 as "Must destroy."


katerbug72: Goddammit. Now that's stuck in my head. Thanks a lot.



Ladies and gentlemen, I submit that THIS is how you troll.  Not with outlandish comments, but subtlety, swiping at the very subconscious.  For instance, a double earworm that utterly ruins one's favorite song.

/has he lost his mind, can he see or is he blind?
 
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