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2014-05-22 04:04:16 PM
There's plenty of pay dirt in that crazy cut.
 
2014-05-22 04:14:16 PM
I worked for the army's weather modification research unit in the early 70s when I had to be in the army (first year of lottery and only year my number went). Possibly sent there because my degree is in meteorology. Can't speak for the other services, but any significant weather modification was definitely beyond them as was most insignificant stuff.
 
2014-05-22 04:30:27 PM
That's just what they want you to believe! The program is actually advancing quicker than they thought!
 
2014-05-22 04:34:32 PM
To be dismantled and transported to Cassadine Island.
 
2014-05-22 04:52:31 PM

Tellingthem: That's just what they want you to believe! The program is actually advancing quicker than they thought!


Exactly. There's no need for HAARP now that there's the ultra-classified Super-HAA..... +++ CARRIER LOST +++
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-05-22 05:28:45 PM
"In the mid-1980s, physicist Dennis Papadopoulos,"

...was walking around with a biatchin' last name.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-05-22 05:34:57 PM

433: "In the mid-1980s, physicist Dennis Papadopoulos,"

...was walking around with a biatchin' last name.


Save it for Queen Dopplepopolous, doppelganger!

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-05-22 06:59:48 PM
 
2014-05-22 07:46:24 PM

Donnchadha: Tellingthem: That's just what they want you to believe! The program is actually advancing quicker than they thought!

Exactly. There's no need for HAARP now that there's the ultra-classified Super-HAA..... +++ CARRIER LOST +++


Haha! I see that the Air Force's drone shuttle got him.

/hang on, someone's at the door.
 
2014-05-22 07:47:58 PM
I wonder how many of these people believe that this program controls weather, but at the same time say that mankind has no influence on the climate.
 
2014-05-22 07:51:52 PM
Damn.  And there were some good tracks on that album.

www.laestadea.com
 
2014-05-22 07:52:14 PM
I'm pretty sure there's plenty of weather-control, chemtrail shiat they can go on about. If conspiracy theorists have a lack of anything, it isn't content.
 
2014-05-22 07:53:09 PM

RoxtarRyan: I wonder how many of these people believe that this program controls weather, but at the same time say that mankind has no influence on the climate.


Some people can be dicks about the weather.

www.strangebillions.com
 
2014-05-22 07:53:20 PM
One thing a miss about the "pre-internet" days of early Art Bell... back then, fact and fiction were much harder to tell apart, at least for me.  One simply did not google something to see if it was the truth.   Or check snopes.  You sort of relied on the people around you.  There was a certain feeling, in my mind, that aliens or whatever could have been real - if only there were better lines of communication and the right person were in the right place at the right time with a camera.  The show really did feel like one of the few places people could share reports of such things.

And, well, look how that turned out.  Instant communication and a high-quality camera in every pocket in the world.  So much for the aliens.

Funny.  I'm nostalgic of ignorance.
 
2014-05-22 07:54:09 PM

RoxtarRyan: I wonder how many of these people believe that this program controls weather, but at the same time say that mankind has no influence on the climate.


MANKIND has no influence on the weather, true.  But that's not necessarily true about our underground reptilian overlords.   Wake up sheeple!!!!

/what's that black helicopter doing up there?
 
2014-05-22 07:55:40 PM

433: "In the mid-1980s, physicist Dennis Papadopoulos,"

...was walking around with a biatchin' last name.


I love his band Dennis and the Rippers.
 
2014-05-22 07:56:00 PM

Tellingthem: That's just what they want you to believe! The program is actually advancing quicker than they thought!


So, it's now High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program Shrouded In Characteristics Hinging On Reactive Dissonance
 
2014-05-22 07:59:28 PM
Meh. Coast-to-Coast just hasn't been the same since Art Bell left.

/ miss the more batshiat-insane callers that he got
 
2014-05-22 08:00:38 PM
i.imgur.com
WE THE RESISTANCE HAS STOPPED HAARP! A BATTLE WON BY YOUR SUPPORT! NOW BUY WATER FILTERS AND GOLD COINS ONLY ON THE INFOWARS.COM STORE!
 
2014-05-22 08:02:01 PM
Coast to Coast is so popular, nobody listens to it anymore.
 
2014-05-22 08:02:17 PM

RoxtarRyan: I wonder how many of these people believe that this program controls weather, but at the same time say that mankind has no influence on the climate.


That's just what they want you to think!  Obama and his cronies are using HAARP to cause droughts in California's Central Valley, thereby destroying jobs and punishing them for supporting Republicans in the state legislature!  And once he's proved the technology there, it's only a matter of time before he lays waste to all of the red states!  WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

/sadly, about half of that is what Central Valley voters actually believe
 
2014-05-22 08:02:45 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Meh. Coast-to-Coast just hasn't been the same since Art Bell left.

/ miss the more batshiat-insane callers that he got


Yeah, I've read Art is really unhappy with the direction George Noory took it.  Less paranormal and more right-wing political paranoia.
 
2014-05-22 08:04:10 PM
Obama created HARP.  Study it out.
 
2014-05-22 08:06:29 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-22 08:07:20 PM
i.kinja-img.com
At least we still have vinegar to destroy chemtrails with.
 
2014-05-22 08:08:05 PM

Rapmaster2000: Obama created HARP.  Study it out.


4.bp.blogspot.com

Sláinte!
 
2014-05-22 08:14:11 PM
This is actually very bad news. The defense has failed and the Earth has been infiltrated. The Mother Ship can now advance. The light drones will arrive soon.  Stand on a hill some dark night this summer, and prepare for an alien invasion.


//sheeple sheeple
 
2014-05-22 08:19:38 PM

DrunkWithImpotence: Wake up sheeple!!!!


anfrind: WAKE UP SHEEPLE!


AstroJesus: //sheeple sheeple


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-05-22 08:19:38 PM

AstroJesus: This is actually very bad news. The defense has failed and the Earth has been infiltrated. The Mother Ship can now advance. The light drones will arrive soon.  Stand on a hill some dark night this summer, and prepare for an alien invasion.


//sheeple sheeple


That reminds me, you can sing "Milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made" to the tune of Iron Man.

/YOU WILL NEVER UNHEAR IT
 
2014-05-22 08:20:15 PM
this is just what they want you to believe,  heh.. most transparent administration indeed, just about as transparent as those new chemtrails made by his drones.
 
2014-05-22 08:20:35 PM

AstroJesus: This is actually very bad news. The defense has failed and the Earth has been infiltrated. The Mother Ship can now advance. The light drones will arrive soon.  Stand on a hill some dark night this summer, and prepare for an alien invasion.


//sheeple sheeple


After the past few decades I say let the invasion begin I doubt the aliens can fark up much worse than the last few generations of politicians did
 
2014-05-22 08:22:47 PM
Think about all those poor paranoid bloggers the government are putting out of work.

We need to petition Obama.
 
2014-05-22 08:24:13 PM

Pribar: AstroJesus: This is actually very bad news. The defense has failed and the Earth has been infiltrated. The Mother Ship can now advance. The light drones will arrive soon.  Stand on a hill some dark night this summer, and prepare for an alien invasion.


//sheeple sheeple

After the past few decades I say let the invasion begin I doubt the aliens can fark up much worse than the last few generations of politicians did


cjonline.com
 
2014-05-22 08:27:28 PM

433: Papadopoulos


images.tvrage.com
 
2014-05-22 08:28:40 PM

stuffy: Think about all those poor paranoid bloggers the government are putting out of work.

We need to petition Obama.


Putting out of work? seriously?? the HAARP stuff was just about all played out, by closing it down they have effectively rebooted the conspiracy theories, the Art Bells of the world will be able to milk the rumors of it not being shut down but moved underground, taken over by the NSA, etc for another decade at least


/not to mention the rumors about why it actually was shut down/superseded/made redundant........
 
2014-05-22 08:28:44 PM

RoxtarRyan: DrunkWithImpotence: Wake up sheeple!!!!

anfrind: WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

AstroJesus: //sheeple sheeple

[imgs.xkcd.com image 850x253]


When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.
 
2014-05-22 08:30:34 PM

Wake Up Sheeple: RoxtarRyan: DrunkWithImpotence: Wake up sheeple!!!!

anfrind: WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

AstroJesus: //sheeple sheeple

[imgs.xkcd.com image 850x253]

When you call my name, it's like a little prayer.


Damnit that caused me to snort perfectly good cognac, thanks a lot
 
2014-05-22 08:31:23 PM
img.fark.net

(they need to bring that back, btw)
 
2014-05-22 08:36:54 PM
I am confused. What is color now for terrorist attack? Do I need to break out the duct tape again?
 
2014-05-22 08:37:41 PM
I have made it my life's mission to destroy you.

Seriously, I marked you in purple 2 as "Must destroy."
 
2014-05-22 08:38:49 PM

Mister Peejay: AstroJesus: This is actually very bad news. The defense has failed and the Earth has been infiltrated. The Mother Ship can now advance. The light drones will arrive soon.  Stand on a hill some dark night this summer, and prepare for an alien invasion.


//sheeple sheeple

That reminds me, you can sing "Milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made" to the tune of Iron Man.

/YOU WILL NEVER UNHEAR IT


I was talking replying to you. I'm so filled with rage I forget to hit reply.
 
2014-05-22 08:39:30 PM

kling_klang_bed: (they need to bring that back, btw)


Showed up for this. Left happy.
 
2014-05-22 08:44:18 PM
Can I point out how much George Noory sucks?

// I miss Ian Punnet
 
2014-05-22 08:44:36 PM

Pribar: stuffy: Think about all those poor paranoid bloggers the government are putting out of work.

We need to petition Obama.

Putting out of work? seriously?? the HAARP stuff was just about all played out, by closing it down they have effectively rebooted the conspiracy theories, the Art Bells of the world will be able to milk the rumors of it not being shut down but moved underground, taken over by the NSA, etc for another decade at least


/not to mention the rumors about why it actually was shut down/superseded/made redundant........


I have to agree... Though really it doesn't matter what actually happens anyway. Conspiracy nuts just make up whatever they need to in order to maintain and/or inflate their already crazy hypotheses.

/saying they have theories is an insult to the meaning of the word.
 
2014-05-22 08:45:00 PM

OtherLittleGuy: To be dismantled and transported to Cassadine Island.


I LOL'd. Never thought there would be farkers that watched GH.
 
2014-05-22 08:47:43 PM
Oh well, it took a nosedive after art bell left.
 
2014-05-22 08:49:36 PM

99.998er: I am confused. What is color now for terrorist attack? Do I need to break out the duct tape again?


When I look back to the aughts, I am sickened.
 
2014-05-22 08:53:14 PM

tripleseven: 99.998er: I am confused. What is color now for terrorist attack? Do I need to break out the duct tape again?

When I look back to the aughts, I am sickened.


I googled the threat level to remind myself of that and this image came up.
truthernews.files.wordpress.com
I have no idea what the creator is trying to say.  It's a glorious expression of confused menace.
 
2014-05-22 08:56:53 PM
So now what will they say is the origin of "The Hum"?
 
2014-05-22 09:03:04 PM

Morchella: Can't speak for the other services, but any significant weather modification was definitely beyond them as was most insignificant stuff.


I imagine mostly traditional cloud seeding with silver iodide, in an effort to either rain on the enemy or prevent rain on yourselves... probably with about as much success as it sees in agriculture...
 
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