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(Huffington Post)   Congressman says that the White House is "complicit" in child sex trafficking. Before you ask -- yes, it was Louis Gohmert   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 62
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2014-05-22 12:02:51 PM
the country's dumbest congressman said something dumb? get outta here!
 
2014-05-22 12:03:46 PM
Did anyone really have to ask?
 
2014-05-22 12:13:27 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Did anyone really have to ask?


Steve "Young Mexican Men with calves the size of cantaloupes" King would have been a worthwhile guess as well.
 
2014-05-22 12:18:56 PM
It's a goddamned shame stupidity of that magnitude isn't fatal
 
2014-05-22 12:22:13 PM
Louie Gohmert is a disgusting disgrace of a human being.

He is literally saying that we should refuse to help unaccompanied minors find guardians in the United States. Or, in less euphamistic terms, he thinks that when a twelve-year-old child has fought her way out of the jungles of Guatemala, through the deserts of Mexico, and has made her way to the United States border, we should take her and just turn her right around and throw her to the  coyotes.
 
2014-05-22 12:36:08 PM

Rincewind53: Louie Gohmert is a disgusting disgrace of a human being.

He is literally saying that we should refuse to help unaccompanied minors find guardians in the United States. Or, in less euphamistic terms, he thinks that when a twelve-year-old child has fought her way out of the jungles of Guatemala, through the deserts of Mexico, and has made her way to the United States border, we should take her and just turn her right around and throw her to the  coyotes.


Stop casting aspersions on his asparagus!
 
2014-05-22 12:58:15 PM
He said that Congress is complicit. He is in Congress. Therefore, he is admitting to being complicit, right?
 
2014-05-22 01:05:24 PM
They did renew Limbaugh's passport.
 
2014-05-22 01:24:47 PM

Rincewind53: Louie Gohmert is a disgusting disgrace of a human being.

He is literally saying that we should refuse to help unaccompanied minors find guardians in the United States. Or, in less euphamistic terms, he thinks that when a twelve-year-old child has fought her way out of the jungles of Guatemala, through the deserts of Mexico, and has made her way to the United States border, we should take her and just turn her right around and throw her to the  coyotes.


Well it's not like she's from Cuba or anything.

But, as usual, I totally do not understand the man's arguments.  Even on his own zany terms.  Apparently even talking about immigration reform is a bad thing.
 
2014-05-22 01:34:28 PM
Shut up, Gohmert, you cock.
 
2014-05-22 01:36:06 PM
Gohmert impresses the hell out of me.
It takes a lot of effort to be dumber than Michelle Bachmann, and he obviously is willing to put in the work.
 
2014-05-22 01:45:00 PM
www.naturespride.eu
 
2014-05-22 01:45:32 PM
These guys who yell the loudest about this stuff -- the ones who accuse others -- these are the guys whose hard drives you should be checking.
 
2014-05-22 01:49:16 PM
Much as I do not approve of Representative Gohmert's statements, I believe the alternative -- barring individuals with developmental disabilities from holding public office -- to be worse.
 
2014-05-22 02:01:10 PM
Only dumb people express concern about child sex slave trafficking across an unsecured border.  Intelligent people look the other way.
 
2014-05-22 02:07:13 PM

SilentStrider: Gohmert impresses the hell out of me.
It takes a lot of effort to be dumber than Michelle Bachmann, and he obviously is willing to put in the work.


Yep.  She's just a simpleton.  He strenuously works at at it.
 
2014-05-22 02:08:45 PM

SkinnyHead: Only dumb people express concern about child sex slave trafficking across an unsecured border.  Intelligent people look the other way.


Only dumb people accept, without question, anything Gohmert has to say at face value.  Intelligent people look at facts.
 
2014-05-22 02:10:15 PM
so is he trying for a 2016 vp spot or what
 
2014-05-22 02:15:28 PM
I think the 'T' in Gohmert is silent.
 
2014-05-22 02:18:21 PM
How is the thing still in office?
 
2014-05-22 02:22:26 PM
This is whom you chose to represent YOU, Texass.
 
2014-05-22 02:23:21 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Did anyone really have to ask?


Could have been Bachmann, or King, or Gingrey, or Foxx, or Westmoreland, or Broun, or....yes...sadly, it was necessary to ask.
 
2014-05-22 02:26:13 PM

TV's Vinnie: This is whom you chose to represent YOU, Texass.


Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
 
2014-05-22 02:26:52 PM

germ78: I think the 'T' in Gohmert is silent.


Surprise, surprise, surprise!
 
2014-05-22 02:29:06 PM
Louie Gohmert is dumb.  He's really dumb.  He's pile-of-bricks dumb.  I'm not that smart, and I've taken whiskey shiats smarter than Louie Gohmert.

He's not a smart man, is what I'm saying...
 
2014-05-22 02:29:52 PM
Louie Gohmert 's family tree is a stick.
 
2014-05-22 02:31:09 PM

TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Did anyone really have to ask?

Steve "Young Mexican Men with calves the size of cantaloupes" King would have been a worthwhile guess as well.


I would also have guessed Joe "Wind is a finite resource" Barton.
 
2014-05-22 02:31:33 PM

techgeek07: How is the thing still in office?


Texans ain't picky...
 
2014-05-22 02:32:02 PM

Psylence: Rincewind53: Louie Gohmert is a disgusting disgrace of a human being.

He is literally saying that we should refuse to help unaccompanied minors find guardians in the United States. Or, in less euphamistic terms, he thinks that when a twelve-year-old child has fought her way out of the jungles of Guatemala, through the deserts of Mexico, and has made her way to the United States border, we should take her and just turn her right around and throw her to the  coyotes.

Stop casting aspersions on his asparagus!


The sad part, that line wasn't just some random thing he had made up on the spot. He had been crafting and planning it for a while. Then he waited until he could unload that zinger when the right opportunity presented itself.
 
2014-05-22 02:32:07 PM

BlackArt: Louie Gohmert 's family tree is a stick.


More like a board with a bent nail sticking out of it.
 
2014-05-22 02:37:13 PM

SkinnyHead: Only dumb people express concern about child sex slave trafficking across an unsecured border.  Intelligent people look the other way.


Have you ever said anything that wasn't completely idiotic?
 
2014-05-22 02:37:55 PM

Rincewind53: Louie Gohmert is a disgusting disgrace of a human being.

He is literally saying that we should refuse to help unaccompanied minors find guardians in the United States. Or, in less euphamistic terms, he thinks that when a twelve-year-old child has fought her way out of the jungles of Guatemala, through the deserts of Mexico, and has made her way to the United States border, we should take her and just turn her right around and throw her to the  coyotes.


It is indeed ludicrous.  The correct course of action is to pit children like these in gladiatorial combat against one another.  The winner gets citizenship, the loser will have the heart torn out and fed to the crowd.

"Two kids enter, one kid leaves!!"
 
2014-05-22 02:41:42 PM
By that rationale, all administrations during the time of war and since the beginning of the war on terror is "complicit" with baby killing.
 
2014-05-22 02:51:56 PM

Gergesa: The correct course of action is to pit children like these in gladiatorial combat against one another. The winner gets citizenship, the loser will have the heart torn out and fed to the crowd.

"Two kids enter, one kid leaves!!"


Bumfights, but with kids. I like it.
 
2014-05-22 02:58:41 PM

Diogenes: SilentStrider: Gohmert impresses the hell out of me.
It takes a lot of effort to be dumber than Michelle Bachmann, and he obviously is willing to put in the work.

Yep.  She's just a simpleton.  He strenuously works at at it.


Gohmert is indeed a simpleton.  He is just your typical provincial dumb-ass that doesn't need facts before establishing conclusions.  He has also gotten inexplicably far in life, so it validates his idea that the truth is not what the facts are but what he feels in his gut.

Bachmann, on the other hand, is just bat-shiat crazy.
 
2014-05-22 03:00:42 PM

techgeek07: How is the thing still in office?


You think he's bad in Congress?  Dude previously was an elected judge.

"Your Honor, I ojbect because the plantiff has failed to..."

"DENIED!"

"But I haven't finished my objection yet, sir."

"I ain't listening nohow!"
 
2014-05-22 03:05:35 PM
Maybe he meant the Bush I White House...

www.tomflocco.com
 
2014-05-22 03:07:21 PM
so, he's started watching The West Wing? substitute drugs for child trafficking and you've pretty much got the same plot.
 
2014-05-22 03:16:25 PM
Are they in competition with the Terror Babies?
 
2014-05-22 03:24:42 PM
Or maybe he meant the Bush II White House

www.jesus-is-savior.com

www.johnnygosch.com
 
2014-05-22 03:26:23 PM

SkinnyHead: Only dumb people express concern about child sex slave trafficking across an unsecured border.  Intelligent people look the other way.


"Gallant takes Louis Gohmert's words with a grain of salt.  Goofus uses a roll of ductape and 3 feet of plastic tubing to try and fart into his own mouth."
 
2014-05-22 03:28:43 PM

alowishus: SkinnyHead: Only dumb people express concern about child sex slave trafficking across an unsecured border.  Intelligent people look the other way.

Have you ever said anything that wasn't completely idiotic?


It's always a reflexive, obsequious defense of some conservative nut no matter what the nut says or does.

So while it is possible, I'd say the chances he has are statistically insignificant.
 
2014-05-22 03:39:14 PM

techgeek07: How is the thing still in office?


You ain't been to east Texas, have you?
 
2014-05-22 03:40:34 PM

TV's Vinnie: BlackArt: Louie Gohmert 's family tree is a stick.

More like a board with a bent nail sticking out of it.


Potato plant.
 
2014-05-22 03:40:59 PM

sdd2000: techgeek07: How is the thing still in office?

You ain't been to east Texas, have you?


I can only imagine the clowns who actually vote for someone like this and nod in agreement with his nonsense...
 
2014-05-22 03:43:54 PM

Arachnophobe: TuteTibiImperes: Benevolent Misanthrope: Did anyone really have to ask?

Steve "Young Mexican Men with calves the size of cantaloupes" King would have been a worthwhile guess as well.

I would also have guessed Joe "Wind is a finite resource" Barton.


That one guy with the list of dumb things democrats have said will now show up in 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.....
 
2014-05-22 03:57:31 PM

keylock71: sdd2000: techgeek07: How is the thing still in office?

You ain't been to east Texas, have you?

I can only imagine the clowns who actually vote for someone like this and nod in agreement with his nonsense...


Like  I said "You ain't been to east Texas, have you?"
 
2014-05-22 04:01:54 PM

techgeek07: How is the thing still in office?


East Texas. East Texas is a special kind of stupid and racist. You may have a bad opinion of the state, and even being from it and often telling people that there are parts that are quite wonderful, I can tell you with absolute certainty that whatever negative emotions you may have towards Texas are not nearly negative enough for how terrible East Texas is. It's the toxic sludge that leaks over from Louisiana coupled with that undeserved "F*ck you, I'm from Texas" attitude.

On the plus side, stomach cancers are very prevalent out there. So, you know, it's not all bad.
 
2014-05-22 04:05:46 PM
Come on, guys!  You're forgetting all the good things Louie Gohmert has done.  Like that time he.... uh... ummm....  That time he... uhhh... well.... it was... no, no, that was a chipmunk.  Oh, wait, there was that thing with the... errr... no, I think that happened in GTA4.  How about....?  Ohhh boy.  Well, shiat.

He likes asparagus.  That has to count for something, doesn't it?  Guys?  Anyone?
 
2014-05-22 04:12:07 PM
Louis Gohmert is right.  fark kids, fark them all.
 
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