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(The Raw Story)   'Cosmos on Weed' is 'here to tell you how f*cking rad space is'   (rawstory.com) divider line 27
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2014-05-22 02:10:34 PM
Cosmos was "Cosmos on weed", Sagan loved him some marijuana.
 
2014-05-22 02:21:00 PM
This is basically every Sunday night for me.
 
2014-05-22 02:45:04 PM
Is that Montez?

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-22 02:49:32 PM
As much potential as that had, it was pretty f*ckin terrible.
 
2014-05-22 02:54:22 PM
I would think watching *either* Cosmos would be pretty fun while stoned...
 
2014-05-22 03:24:35 PM
"the distance to the edge of the visible universe is 13.8 billion light years"

I'm going to need a bigger bowl.  Of everything.
 
2014-05-22 03:26:37 PM

xanadian: I would think watching *either* Cosmos would be pretty fun while stoned...


Thanks to Netflix, I can confirm that watching the original while baked is awesome.  Hell, if I were King, it'd be mandatory.  Waiting for the new one to finish before I dive in on the stoner experience.
 
2014-05-22 03:31:52 PM

scottydoesntknow: Is that Montez?

[31.media.tumblr.com image 444x270]


Glad I am not the only one who recognized that pussy eating motherfarker.
 
2014-05-22 03:33:03 PM
Too much LDS in the 60s?
 
2014-05-22 03:38:33 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-22 03:44:51 PM
It's not like the real deal is that far off:

"I know that the molecules in my body are traceable to phenomena in the cosmos. That makes me want to grab people on the street and say: 'Have you heard this?'"
             -de Grasse Tyson-san
 
2014-05-22 04:02:00 PM
weed is, like, cool.
 
2014-05-22 04:28:28 PM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com

And the tiniest particle is called 'The Cheeto'
 
2014-05-22 04:30:20 PM
The world needs more Montez.
 
2014-05-22 04:35:35 PM

bdub77: As much potential as that had, it was pretty f*ckin terrible.


Still funnier than the latest incarnation of FarkTV.

/Andromedaaaaa
 
2014-05-22 04:46:42 PM
Pretty "meh", but I did like the part how he was so stoned he couldn't drive the ship worth a damn.
 
2014-05-22 04:47:35 PM
"There's a dude, hiding in the large Magellanic cloud.  Does he have a gun?  I DON'T KNOW!"
 
2014-05-22 05:01:19 PM

xanadian: I would think watching *either* Cosmos would be pretty fun while stoned...


It is. Allegedly.

//Although the Hall of Extenction is a massive downer. Or so I hear.
 
2014-05-22 05:22:24 PM
Couldn't even get past the intro. The real Tyson is already plenty stoned.
 
2014-05-22 05:25:23 PM

Gonz: xanadian: I would think watching *either* Cosmos would be pretty fun while stoned...

It is. Allegedly.

//Although the Hall of Extenction is a massive downer. Or so I hear.


Yup.

Totally harshes my mellow. I start thinking about the futility of it all. How tiny and insignificant everyone is. How we could be wiped out by a rock any second.
 
2014-05-22 06:19:13 PM
Who does this guy think he is?
 
2014-05-22 06:29:33 PM
 
2014-05-22 11:24:17 PM

Keyser_Soze_Death: bdub77: As much potential as that had, it was pretty f*ckin terrible.

Still funnier than the latest incarnation of FarkTV.

/Andromedaaaaa


Yeah, way better than I expected :)
 
2014-05-22 11:35:43 PM
www.age-of-science.com
 
2014-05-23 10:10:11 AM
Exploitative.
 
2014-05-23 11:07:01 AM
Carl Sagan was a complete stoner.

Seth MacFarlane is too... just go listen to "Bag of Weed" on YouTube.

I'm sure Tyson's smoked a doob or too in his day, and he has the same kind of slow, deliberate, passionate, voice that Sagan had that even stoners can follow.   Cosmos is pretty, and thinking cosmic thoughts and looking at pretty things is something a solid majority of people enjoy when stoned. Carl had a winning formula, and Seth grokked it fully.

Also, just realized: no Cosmos this Sunday :(.

//also, more Patrick Stewart voice-work, please
 
2014-05-23 12:23:29 PM
With your host Neil DaGrass Tyson.

"Galaxies are huge, man.  Like, you don't even know.  Like, remember that time we saw Independence Day at that Imax theatre?  Oh, wow, like yeah, I guess you weren't there, man, but I was, and it was pretty huge.  But, like, galaxies are way, way bigger than that.  Like, it would take you a really, really, really long time to drive across one, and the rest stops are, like, nowhere, man.  You can't even get out to take a leak.  shiat's far, bro..."
 
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