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(YLE (Finland))   Next up on Putin's "let's see who we can fark with next" list - Finland   (yle.fi ) divider line
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2014-05-22 09:39:24 AM  
Yeah, you probably don't want to be doing that, Vlad.  May I call you Vlad?  'Cause last time, it didn't go so well for you guys.

Notice how he's studiously avoiding actual NATO countries?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-22 11:03:28 AM  
Finland recently signed a cooperation agreement with NATO and is possible looking at joining because of the Ukraine issue and because of comments by one of Putin's aides.

I don't think Putin can really pull it off.
 
2014-05-22 11:14:49 AM  

dittybopper: Yeah, you probably don't want to be doing that, Vlad.  May I call you Vlad?  'Cause last time, it didn't go so well for you guys.



www.badassoftheweek.com

Nods approvingly.

To those unfamiliar with this gentleman farmer, read up and be amazed. (NSFW language)
 
2014-05-22 11:48:37 AM  
Generally, it's not a good idea to compete against Finland in Full Contact Biathlon.
 
2014-05-22 12:11:34 PM  
Isn't Finland NATO?
 
2014-05-22 12:11:43 PM  
Damn, Teemu Selane retires and now everyone's ready to invade.
 
2014-05-22 12:13:10 PM  

BKITU: dittybopper: Yeah, you probably don't want to be doing that, Vlad.  May I call you Vlad?  'Cause last time, it didn't go so well for you guys.


[www.badassoftheweek.com image 186x367]

Nods approvingly.

To those unfamiliar with this gentleman farmer, read up and be amazed. (NSFW language)


Rock 'n finnroll.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-22 12:13:58 PM  
He won't stop until he's Finnish
 
2014-05-22 12:14:20 PM  
#IStandWithFinlandWelp, I've done all I can.
 
2014-05-22 12:14:49 PM  

Trocadero: Damn, Teemu Selane retires and now everyone's ready to invade.


Tuukka Rask can stop them.
 
2014-05-22 12:16:54 PM  

BKITU: dittybopper: Yeah, you probably don't want to be doing that, Vlad.  May I call you Vlad?  'Cause last time, it didn't go so well for you guys.


[www.badassoftheweek.com image 186x367]

Nods approvingly.

To those unfamiliar with this gentleman farmer, read up and be amazed. (NSFW language)


Yeeup.

i414.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-22 12:18:44 PM  
Not the country where I want to be.
 
2014-05-22 12:19:40 PM  
Another powerful provocation by the powerful Putin!  While the weak and feckless Obozo plays golf, The Shirtless Chessmaster solidifies his hold on Europe!  This Slavic Adonis is flexing his well-toned body, which is probably oiled up right now and glistening in the Siberian sun, all up in the weak and feckless Obummer's face.  I bet if Moochele Ocongobongo wasn't gay then she would totally dump Buttcrack 0bama for being so weak and feckless and run to this tsexy tsar, but The Shirtless Chessmaster doesn't let himself get tied down by no woman.

Putin is a man's man who enjoys the company of men like any other normal man.  You don't want someone like Nobama to weakly and fecklessly hold you in his arms.  You want a MAN like The Slavic Adonis.
 
2014-05-22 12:19:49 PM  
Yes, this will convince them not to tie themselves closer to NATO. Good plan, Putin.
 
2014-05-22 12:22:13 PM  
Well after reading TFA, it appears this is not exactly a new development.  The Russions apparently like to violate their airspace a couple of times a year.  Still, you would think that they would be self aware enough to realize now is not the right time for these stunts.
 
2014-05-22 12:24:45 PM  
dittybopper

Notice how he's studiously avoiding actual NATO countries?

Putin doesn't want history to remember him as the idiot that started World War III for no good reason.
 
2014-05-22 12:25:28 PM  

v2micca: Well after reading TFA, it appears this is not exactly a new development.  The Russions apparently like to violate their airspace a couple of times a year.  Still, you would think that they would be self aware enough to realize now is not the right time for these stunts.


Reminds me of something out of the Cold War. Putin really is trying to bring back the Soviets.
 
2014-05-22 12:25:28 PM  

Fireproof: BKITU: dittybopper: Yeah, you probably don't want to be doing that, Vlad.  May I call you Vlad?  'Cause last time, it didn't go so well for you guys.


[www.badassoftheweek.com image 186x367]

Nods approvingly.

To those unfamiliar with this gentleman farmer, read up and be amazed. (NSFW language)

Yeeup.


Came here for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2014-05-22 12:25:38 PM  
I hate to say this but Finland ultimately lost in both '39 and '44 and was forced to kneel to Soviet demands. They were able to wrangle some more favorable provisions because the Soviets were focused on Germany and Eastern Europe but still, they lost.

With that in mind, they fought like hell in '39 and it was only a lack of manpower and material that kept them down. Today they have both. If Pooty-Poot wants Winter War II, Electric Boogaloo, he's going to face a highly trained, well funded motivated Army attached to NATO with his force of conscripts backed by small numbers of elite troops.

Good luck with that.
 
2014-05-22 12:25:45 PM  
Russia looking to get rekt by the Finns again lol
 
2014-05-22 12:26:16 PM  
Go ahead, Russia.

2.bp.blogspot.com

He'll come back from the grave just to murder your soldiers more.
 
2014-05-22 12:26:48 PM  
img.fark.net


substitute "who" with "what"
 
2014-05-22 12:35:30 PM  

Gonz: v2micca: Well after reading TFA, it appears this is not exactly a new development.  The Russions apparently like to violate their airspace a couple of times a year.  Still, you would think that they would be self aware enough to realize now is not the right time for these stunts.

Reminds me of something out of the Cold War. Putin really is trying to bring back the Soviets.


Good! We need a faceless horde of godless commies to fear and despise. It keeps us motivated. Why do you think we made so much progress in the Space Race? To beat the commies. If the Soviets come back we'll finally have an evil empire to face off against and you can be your ass that the limpwristed social justice bozos and fundie nutjobs will whip into shape and start working together to develop new technologies to one-up the commies!
 
2014-05-22 12:38:37 PM  

Gonz: Reminds me of something out of the Cold War. Putin really is trying to bring back the Soviets.


I can't decide whether his goal is to bring back the Soviets, or go all in and declare himself the new tsar.
 
2014-05-22 12:39:39 PM  
Ready to defend Finland:

hwcdn.net
 
2014-05-22 12:41:28 PM  
Russia is between a rock and a hard place. They gotta do something or die. Which puts the rest of the world between a rock and a hard place
 
2014-05-22 12:42:25 PM  
assets.digital.cabinet-office.gov.uk
Not this shiat again!
 
2014-05-22 12:47:34 PM  

dittybopper: Yeah, you probably don't want to be doing that, Vlad.  May I call you Vlad?  'Cause last time, it didn't go so well for you guys.

Notice how he's studiously avoiding actual NATO countries?


Eh no, I didn't notice that.

I don't really think you notice much, tbh.. Its nothing to be proud of.
 
2014-05-22 12:50:14 PM  

studebaker hoch: dittybopper

Notice how he's studiously avoiding actual NATO countries?

Putin doesn't want history to remember him as the idiot that started World War III for no good reason.


Oh for farks sake.

You're seriously not aware that Russia does this constantly, especially to NATO members.
 
2014-05-22 12:50:26 PM  
From the few Finns I know, Putin would be well advised not to fark with them. When a common saying is, "This is the knife I use to cut my wife and THIS is the one I use for business..." You probably should just leave well enough alone.
 
2014-05-22 01:00:45 PM  

Hiro-ACiD: Rock 'n finnroll.



blog.kievukraine.info

Best Eurovision winner ever. Including ABBA.
 
S23
2014-05-22 01:01:53 PM  
studebaker hoch:
Putin doesn't want history to remember him as the idiot that started World War III for no good reason.

I don't think anybody has to be afraid if being remembered after that.
 
2014-05-22 01:02:17 PM  
The Nordic countries may not like it if Russia started picking on one of it's brothers, NATO or not. They have their own treaties.
 
2014-05-22 01:04:04 PM  
www.scenicreflections.com

Yeah they only LOOK fat dumb & happy.

But they keep their knives sharp.

Peel that thin veneer of fat dumb happy civilization back and it's going to be extremely unpleasant for you and your rusted-out forces, Putin.
 
2014-05-22 01:10:08 PM  

spawn73: dittybopper: Yeah, you probably don't want to be doing that, Vlad.  May I call you Vlad?  'Cause last time, it didn't go so well for you guys.

Notice how he's studiously avoiding actual NATO countries?

Eh no, I didn't notice that.

I don't really think you notice much, tbh.. Its nothing to be proud of.


I notice that you show up in threads specifically to antagonize me, though, so your mom must be proud.  I mean, of more than the fact that she can take four guys at once with ease.

/My grandma can beat that.
 
2014-05-22 01:25:48 PM  
The Ruskies pull this crap from time to time.  Nothing to get alarmed about.  It's when they start dropping ordinance that you need to pay attention.


dittybopper: spawn73: dittybopper: Yeah, you probably don't want to be doing that, Vlad.  May I call you Vlad?  'Cause last time, it didn't go so well for you guys.

Notice how he's studiously avoiding actual NATO countries?

Eh no, I didn't notice that.

I don't really think you notice much, tbh.. Its nothing to be proud of.

I notice that you show up in threads specifically to antagonize me, though, so your mom must be proud.  I mean, of more than the fact that she can take four guys at once with ease.

/My grandma can beat that.



Fight!  Fight!  Fight!  Fight!  Fight!
 
2014-05-22 01:30:02 PM  

uber humper: Russia is between a rock and a hard place. They gotta do something or and die. Which puts the rest of the world between a rock and a hard place


FTFY.

At best, all of this enables Putin to personally stay in power while distracting his own people, which means he is going to keep doing; but the reality is that Russia is going to decline for the foreseeable future, and annexing economic basket-cases like Eastern Ukraine while making the lives of his conscript army even more miserable and dangerous will do nothing to reverse that destiny.

But either way, yeah, the rest of us are in a bad place as a result.
 
2014-05-22 01:31:17 PM  

dittybopper: spawn73: dittybopper: Yeah, you probably don't want to be doing that, Vlad.  May I call you Vlad?  'Cause last time, it didn't go so well for you guys.

Notice how he's studiously avoiding actual NATO countries?

Eh no, I didn't notice that.

I don't really think you notice much, tbh.. Its nothing to be proud of.

I notice that you show up in threads specifically to antagonize me, though, so your mom must be proud.  I mean, of more than the fact that she can take four guys at once with ease.

/My grandma can beat that.


I wonder what the pattern is.
 
2014-05-22 01:31:52 PM  
img.fark.net

"No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by the force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power governments, and tyrants, and armies can not stand. The Russians learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free "
 
2014-05-22 01:35:02 PM  
Can't believe I'm the first one to do this:

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-22 01:35:58 PM  

Please do, Gospodin Chekista.

May I remind you of the usual Finnish response to uninvited, boorish, aggressive interlopers:

"Hääka päälle!!!"

Look it up.

/Suomi. Kicking ass since 1620.
//Shoutout to my ex-coworkers at Nokia. Tough mofos, one and all, chugged down chiltepin salsa and tequila in Mexico like they were born to it
 
2014-05-22 01:42:40 PM  
Should Putin start some shiat and the Russian Army gets its ass handed to it (and I suspect it would), that might be enough to remind the Russian citizens of their little excursion into Afghanistan and how well that went.  The backlash, especially from within the Army and from Soviets vets of Agfhan (now that their own kids are conscripts), could mean an end to Pooty-Poot.
 
2014-05-22 01:55:59 PM  

soupafi: Isn't Finland NATO?


They are now...
 
2014-05-22 02:00:39 PM  

spawn73: dittybopper: spawn73: dittybopper: Yeah, you probably don't want to be doing that, Vlad.  May I call you Vlad?  'Cause last time, it didn't go so well for you guys.

Notice how he's studiously avoiding actual NATO countries?

Eh no, I didn't notice that.

I don't really think you notice much, tbh.. Its nothing to be proud of.

I notice that you show up in threads specifically to antagonize me, though, so your mom must be proud.  I mean, of more than the fact that she can take four guys at once with ease.

/My grandma can beat that.

I wonder what the pattern is.


Other than you seem to have a hard-on for me?
 
2014-05-22 02:05:26 PM  

indy_kid: Should Putin start some shiat and the Russian Army gets its ass handed to it (and I suspect it would), that might be enough to remind the Russian citizens of their little excursion into Afghanistan and how well that went.  The backlash, especially from within the Army and from Soviets vets of Agfhan (now that their own kids are conscripts), could mean an end to Pooty-Poot.


Never get involved in a land war in Asia

www.israellycool.com
 
2014-05-22 02:11:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-22 02:16:35 PM  
Perkele!
 
2014-05-22 02:49:44 PM  

i.r.id10t: Never get involved in a land war in Asia


What if you happen to be Asian?
 
2014-05-22 03:10:49 PM  

I'd probe the Finnish also



i153.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-22 03:15:33 PM  
I just had a vision of black metal bands in rally cars hurling indestructible Nokia phones at the Russian army. Fark seems to be bad for my psyche.

Seriously though, war with Finland is always a bad idea. It costs too much to win and it's not really over until they chase you out.
 
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