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(Daily Mail)   Do you have bushy eyebrows? You're sex-obsessed   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2014-05-22 12:54:16 AM
A flaming nympho: chexydecimal.com
 
2014-05-22 01:01:36 AM
Dunno about that subby. I keep my eyebrows in decent condition and I'm pretty horny.

/dnrtfa
 
2014-05-22 01:11:17 AM
img.fark.net

How YOU doin'???
 
2014-05-22 01:15:12 AM

markie_farkie: How YOU doin'???


Hey baby, is that Sapho on your lips or... uh... other Dune reference...

/splat
 
2014-05-22 01:20:10 AM
Brezhnev is a pervert due to size versus area
 
2014-05-22 07:08:48 AM
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-22 07:14:46 AM
The Chinese are sex experts? Ha! I can't take sex advice from a nation who has the worst social and grooming habits.
 
2014-05-22 07:15:33 AM
When the Fail uses the word "expert" what they're meaning is "spamvert"...

"I'm a relationship expert. If your knees point toward each other it means you have a predilection for honey-coated goat horns in molten floor wax. Please buy my crud!"
 
2014-05-22 07:17:08 AM
It says in TFA something about "by the time you're forty..." Isn't sex pretty much over by then? I'm in my 30s and now I'm scared.
 
2014-05-22 07:19:07 AM
Didn't we execute people that practice anthropometry to divide humans seperate into groups after WWII?
 
2014-05-22 07:19:27 AM

Schmerd1948: It says in TFA something about "by the time you're forty..." Isn't sex pretty much over by then? I'm in my 30s and now I'm scared.


Only the sex with people other than yourself. Your own personal autosexual sex life will take off like a rocket.

At least, judging by age 37 anyway.
 
2014-05-22 07:22:49 AM
img.4plebs.org


Ladies...
 
2014-05-22 07:22:59 AM

markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x361]

How YOU doin'???


I KNEW that guy was gonna be here.
 
2014-05-22 07:23:55 AM
My penis has bushy eyebrows
 
2014-05-22 07:31:12 AM
farm9.static.flickr.com
 
2014-05-22 07:31:22 AM
This advice will go perfect with my astrology and phrenology in finding the perfect mate!

Why haven't scientists told us about this before?!
 
2014-05-22 07:34:13 AM
I think about sex a lot and am always in the mood.

-Men
 
2014-05-22 07:46:17 AM
blogs.riverfronttimes.com
 
2014-05-22 07:46:44 AM
Yes, but I trim them. What does that say about me?
 
2014-05-22 07:54:18 AM

markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x361]

How YOU doin'???


came for the Mentats, left happy
 
2014-05-22 07:55:52 AM
users.jam21.net

"Watch the tongue, sweetheart!"
 
2014-05-22 07:57:59 AM
i792.photobucket.com
Sharpies. Viagra for women.
 
2014-05-22 08:01:29 AM
The Chinese have been practising the art of face reading for more than 3000 years and say our features speak a secret language, telling all about our character and hidden desires.

Pffft, get a real science morans.  Practice phrenology.
 
2014-05-22 08:01:48 AM

Burr: [img.4plebs.org image 199x149]


Ladies...


Damn it

Snarfangel:[i792.photobucket.com image 194x259]
Sharpies. Viagra for women.

 
users.content.ytmnd.com
 
2014-05-22 08:02:00 AM
People in the west recognize and dismiss primitive superstitious nonsense when it is from the west, but when it is from the far east, they are complete suckers for it.
 
2014-05-22 08:06:02 AM

kling_klang_bed: [blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 640x480]


Came to post Andy Rooney. See I'm not needed.
 
2014-05-22 08:08:28 AM
What if I have....


A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!?
 
2014-05-22 08:09:29 AM
Awwww, yeah.

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-22 08:10:24 AM
WinoRhino: Yes, but I trim them. What does that say about me?

I don't have bushy eyebrows, but once I hit 45 a single strand of hair sprouts out of them every so often and now when I
go to the barber they regularly trim my eyebrows. So I have eyebrows with the occasional wild hair. Another thing is that my eyebrows are brown and these wild hairs are blonde.

/Scrutinize that, Chinese face readers!
 
2014-05-22 08:10:59 AM
last two girls I knew with snub noses were just freaks.. so much for that.
 
2014-05-22 08:12:12 AM
Of all of the words they could have used to describe the eyebrows of the sex-obsessed, they choose the one that has "bush" in it.
 
2014-05-22 08:13:37 AM

abhorrent1: kling_klang_bed: [blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 640x480]

Came to post Andy Rooney. See I'm not needed.


I'm wondering what he would've sounded like in bed, especially during an orgasm.
 
2014-05-22 08:17:31 AM
Attractive and successful:
 
2014-05-22 08:20:44 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-22 08:22:05 AM
Now, about my palms....
 
2014-05-22 08:25:41 AM

kling_klang_bed: abhorrent1: kling_klang_bed: [blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 640x480]

Came to post Andy Rooney. See I'm not needed.

I'm wondering what he would've sounded like in bed, especially during an orgasm.


Oh FFS. I really didn't need that thought in my head this morning. Thanks for that.
 
2014-05-22 08:27:43 AM
www.chinadaily.com.cn

"Do I make you horny, baby?  Randy?  I used to 'work' with JFK, ifyaknowwhatImean...."
 
2014-05-22 08:29:34 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-22 08:31:56 AM
Yes.  And yes.
 
2014-05-22 08:39:01 AM
images.sodahead.com

img1.wikia.nocookie.net

And wouldn't you want this too be just a bit horny, guys?:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-22 08:48:47 AM
Oh for the love of. Correlation does not equal causation, dammit!

I mean, guilty as charged, but still!
 
2014-05-22 08:53:14 AM
Parents don't let your kids watch Naruto, then.

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-22 09:01:42 AM
Give me a girl with a "distinct" nose and a nice smile & I will give her the best 4 minutes of her life. And by her life I mean my life.
 
2014-05-22 09:01:58 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: markie_farkie: [img.fark.net image 850x361]

How YOU doin'???

I KNEW that guy was gonna be here.


The thread would be a failure if Thufur didn't show up.
 
2014-05-22 09:08:09 AM

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: markie_farkie: How YOU doin'???

Hey baby, is that Sapho on your lips or... uh... other Dune reference...

/splat


img.fark.net

img.fark.net
img.fark.net
/spike 'brows are best 'brows...
 
2014-05-22 09:12:03 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-22 09:14:17 AM
The other day a young, male coworker said a customer had just acted weird when asking him a question, and was constantly moving his bushy eyebrows up and down while waiting for an answer from my coworker.  I asked the young guy if the older guy was hitting on him, and of course the kid was like "Nooo."

So really getting a big kick out of this.
 
2014-05-22 09:16:45 AM
Or maybe I just don't get my brows threaded?

/plucks to keep them in shape
//a bushy non unibrow shape
 
2014-05-22 09:26:00 AM
this thread is killing me - I don't have bushy eye brows, but am still sex obsessed. What do I win? Sex, I hope.
 
2014-05-22 09:29:51 AM
How you doin'?

static.squarespace.com
 
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