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(CBS New York)   Not News: Man steals an NYC bread delivery truck. News: Said thief then proceeds to make every single scheduled delivery. Fark: In his underpants   ( newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2014-05-22 09:10:55 AM  
Mental problems may be an issue.  I think I see the cause, however, in a man who's had to go through life as "Bastar, D"
 
2014-05-22 09:45:15 AM  
Or as they call it downtown:  Thursday.
 
2014-05-22 10:43:23 AM  
It could be a new mission for GTA -steal a bread truck and go on deliveries.
 
2014-05-22 11:21:58 AM  
I'd check that bread for a hot, gooey centre.
 
2014-05-22 11:39:55 AM  
Nice buns?
 
2014-05-22 12:16:54 PM  
Beats loafing around.  Was he subject to a cissel and desist order?
 
2014-05-22 12:17:31 PM  
What can Brown streaks do for you?
 
2014-05-22 12:17:58 PM  
What's wrong with him being in his underwear?  That's just how he rolls.
 
2014-05-22 12:21:34 PM  
Time to run the buns
 
2014-05-22 12:22:06 PM  
3) PROFIT!!!
 
2014-05-22 12:22:08 PM  
You kept making the stops?
Well, they kept ringing the bell!
 
2014-05-22 12:22:56 PM  
He had scheduled deliveries in his underpants?

(cue Groucho)
 
2014-05-22 12:23:42 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: You kept making the stops?
Well, they kept ringing the bell!


Favorite Seinfeld joke of all time.
 
2014-05-22 12:23:51 PM  
headline:
Not News: Man steals an NYC bread delivery truck. News: Said thief then proceeds to make every single scheduled delivery. Fark: In his underpants

what the headline would have looked like 10 years ago on Fark:
Not News: Man steals an NYC bread delivery truck. News: In his underpants  Fark: Said thief then proceeds to make every single scheduled delivery.

/place is looking more like reddit every day
 
2014-05-22 12:24:09 PM  
An? You're slipping fark
 
2014-05-22 12:28:27 PM  
Did the driver report the crime...

or did they figure it out because the deliveries were done on time?
 
2014-05-22 12:28:36 PM  
He probably made the deliveries because he was disappointed it wasn't a cheesecake truck
 
2014-05-22 12:29:20 PM  

toraque: What's wrong with him being in his underwear?  That's just how he rolls.


*snert*
 
2014-05-22 12:30:15 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Did the driver report the crime...

or did they figure it out because the deliveries were done on time?


Someone is desperate to land that delivery route in Hawaii.
 
2014-05-22 12:31:41 PM  
Cripes you New Yorkers are so ungrateful.  The man just wanted to help out and he wanted to be comfortable.  A good pair of underpants can really improve your day.
 
2014-05-22 12:33:19 PM  
if only he was a duck
my 4 year old LOVES breadwinners
 
2014-05-22 12:34:27 PM  
I thought those buns looked  .  .  .  funny
 
2014-05-22 12:42:33 PM  
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You kept making the stops!?
 
2014-05-22 12:44:42 PM  
Oh my god, you're Batman!
I am Batman!
 
2014-05-22 12:47:14 PM  
Was he part of a bet between an angel and devil testing his devotion to bread sales?
 
2014-05-22 12:54:16 PM  
Did he put extra cream filling in the pastries? Or maybe he just likes hot crossed buns
 
2014-05-22 12:54:44 PM  
1) Wear only underpants
2) Steal truck and make every single delivery in underpants
3) Profit!!
 
2014-05-22 12:56:04 PM  
Rolling out the new product line...Ballsack Baegles with dingleberries
 
2014-05-22 01:12:13 PM  
You wouldn't want him to deliver the stuff in *someone else's* underwear now would you?...
 
2014-05-22 02:29:37 PM  
What's his FARK handle?
 
2014-05-22 02:52:51 PM  
Really tempting to ask if my friend's extremely-bipolar ex-husband - who drives a bread truck - might've gone off his meds and went on a road trip.
 
2014-05-22 08:44:58 PM  
Dad?
 
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