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2014-05-21 02:49:40 PM  
ragecomics.com
 
2014-05-21 03:06:02 PM  
I like how the garment umbrellas out so multiple pervs can get upskirt shots with their camera phones.
 
2014-05-21 03:07:30 PM  
i1048.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-21 03:10:15 PM  
You hafata have taffeta.

/obscure?
 
2014-05-21 03:16:31 PM  
She has a high opinion of herself.
 
2014-05-21 03:23:11 PM  

Mugato: She has a high opinion of herself.


I was thinking that she was just an asshole taking up extra space in crowded trains and elevators.
 
2014-05-21 03:24:26 PM  

namatad: Mugato: She has a high opinion of herself.

I was thinking that she was just an asshole taking up extra space in crowded trains and elevators.


A little from column A....
 
2014-05-21 03:36:45 PM  
cnet3.cbsistatic.com
 
2014-05-21 03:38:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-21 03:42:16 PM  

IgG4: [cnet3.cbsistatic.com image 600x450]


That's Ping, the delivery boy from Seinfeld.
 
2014-05-21 04:46:04 PM  
This is seriously harshing my bus groping porn obsession.
 
2014-05-21 04:48:00 PM  
Uh, what do you do in a crowded train, since it 'automatically expands' when people are near? Sometimes personal space gets violated by cramming.

Wouldn't it just be insanely easier to wear a molded plastic outsert or something, that people couldn't grope you through?
 
2014-05-21 04:49:04 PM  

RocketRod: I like how the garment umbrellas out so multiple pervs can get upskirt shots with their camera phones.


That, and the fact that she can be rocking a nice strap on 'personal pleasure' device and running it the whole time because the farking dress is so goddamned noisy nobody will even notice. Seems like it's fun all around on that train.
 
2014-05-21 04:49:11 PM  
Go go Gadget miniskirt!
 
2014-05-21 04:54:46 PM  
It's been done. My sweatpants expand in front when women get near.
 
2014-05-21 04:56:07 PM  

kroonermanblack: Uh, what do you do in a crowded train, since it 'automatically expands' when people are near? Sometimes personal space gets violated by cramming.

Wouldn't it just be insanely easier to wear a molded plastic outsert or something, that people couldn't grope you through?


per the article, it's an art piece making a statement about personal space, and meant to be ab actual deterant. I agree with you that the mechinisim should only be activated by the user and not autonomous. I also think a self deflating fan powered airbag would work better and be simpler than the umbrella mechinism
 
2014-05-21 04:58:08 PM  
That is one ugly dress.
 
2014-05-21 04:58:27 PM  
So the "statement" being made here is that the appropriate response to a tenth of a percent of people occasionally being assholes is to be an asshole to the other 99.9% that need to use the farkin' train?
 
2014-05-21 05:02:55 PM  

Jim_Callahan: So the "statement" being made here is that the appropriate response to a tenth of a percent of people occasionally being assholes is to be an asshole to the other 99.9% that need to use the farkin' train?


What about wearing pants? Or is that just too farkin' silly to even contemplate?
 
2014-05-21 05:05:23 PM  
Perhaps people could just not be perverted assholes toward strangers on public transit?
 
2014-05-21 05:05:30 PM  
Mysoginists!

All of you!!  ...or something....
 
2014-05-21 05:05:39 PM  
Hmmm. Looks more like the dress expands to give better "access"

/if ya know what I mean
//and I know you do
 
2014-05-21 05:07:38 PM  
i.kinja-img.com
i.dailymail.co.uk

and the deluxe, 4 sided version

i.kinja-img.com

No one will ever know
 
2014-05-21 05:08:00 PM  
You'd think that learning some self-defense would be a good idea, but noooo...

Just this stupid dress that no one outside of a DragonCon would wear.
 
2014-05-21 05:08:08 PM  
picsthatdontsuck.com
 
2014-05-21 05:09:56 PM  

RocketRod: I like how the garment umbrellas out so multiple pervs can get upskirt shots with their camera phones.


1.bp.blogspot.com
Stop paying attention to me!
 
2014-05-21 05:10:06 PM  

JerkyMeat: [i1048.photobucket.com image 251x320]


Came here for the obvious Far Side comic, left satisfied.
 
2014-05-21 05:10:22 PM  
Very old news.
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-21 05:11:34 PM  
Know how I know the designer has never been on the subway during rush hour?
 
2014-05-21 05:11:51 PM  
Or she could just flop out her strap-on.
 
2014-05-21 05:12:02 PM  

AngryDragon: Mysoginists!

All of you!!  ...or something....



Miso-gynists. Yes, they love soup *and* women.
 
2014-05-21 05:12:41 PM  

mama2tnt: What about wearing pants? Or is that just too farkin' silly to even contemplate?


I would suspect someone that builds a motorized dress probably isn't particularly amenable to obvious solutions to things.
 
2014-05-21 05:14:25 PM  

keypusher: Know how I know the designer has never been on the subway during rush hour?


The adage is that most women don't take the subway, and that's what cabfare is for.
 
2014-05-21 05:17:06 PM  
Not bathing works well for me.
But 500 pounds of inflated taffetta works too.

Now, what are we talking about?
 
2014-05-21 05:18:02 PM  
thefurrybambinos.com

More practical for personal space and cuter too
 
2014-05-21 05:19:03 PM  

Snarfangel: AngryDragon: Mysoginists!

All of you!!  ...or something....


Miso-gynists. Yes, they love soup *and* women.


In a row?
thumb10.shutterstock.com
 
2014-05-21 05:20:39 PM  
Virgin alarm! It's designed to go off before you do.
 
2014-05-21 05:23:34 PM  

hervatski: You hafata have taffeta.

/obscure?


Taffeta, sweetheart. . . img.fark.net
 
2014-05-21 05:23:53 PM  
So much hustle for so little bustle
 
2014-05-21 05:24:42 PM  
FTA: But what he finds really fascinating is that despite our need to distance ourselves, humans still have that "biological and social urge" to connect.

Say what? I don't want you to be anywhere near me. I certainly have no urge to connect with you.
 
2014-05-21 05:25:16 PM  

RocketRod: I like how the garment umbrellas out so multiple pervs can get upskirt shots with their camera phones.


Only if they are wearing clown shoes.
 
2014-05-21 05:27:06 PM  

Jim_Callahan: So the "statement" being made here is that the appropriate response to a tenth of a percent of people occasionally being assholes is to be an asshole to the other 99.9% that need to use the farkin' train?


Why, yes. Snowflakes...not one is alike but they all disappear if you breathe on them.

zerkalo: So much hustle for so little bustle

 
2014-05-21 05:29:06 PM  
I don't know if any of you have ever been sexually harassed on a train.  its not that a woman thinks she is hot or is hot and that is why it happens (this is the attitude of males blaming females for an unforgivable act).  they will go after a girl who looks like she does not  have the self worth to speak up for herself.  I was one of those girls when I was working in manhattan and commuting,  and had numerous scum bags edge their way into me, while I stepped back thinking they might need more room,  and this pattern repeating until I felt their erection.  this happened more than I liked to admit.  and because I didn't want to cause a scene,  I usually talked myself out of believing it was happening.  because I was afraid I would be looked at as the one who was wrong.   our society is so farked.
 
2014-05-21 05:29:50 PM  
Why not just break wind in a most convincing manner like normal people?
 
2014-05-21 05:30:56 PM  

keypusher: Know how I know the designer has never been on the subway during rush hour?


I was thinking the same. Good luck wearing that a second time since it will probably be trashed during rush hour.
 
2014-05-21 05:30:59 PM  
I've noticed that Asians here in Texas have little concept of personal space.
Or they just don't give a fark.
I was in the grocery line and this old dude proceeded to get right up on me while waiting.
His wife was right behind him. There was absolutely NO one else in line, yet they were practically in my back pocket. I glared at them, yet they were oblivious about gettin' in my space.
That's when I thanked the Taco Gods as I proceeded to let out a perfect SBD fart on both of them.
They probably went home and commented how smelly Caucasians are.
 
2014-05-21 05:33:17 PM  
Jim_Callahan

Jesus man.  How deep is your penis in the MRA movement?  Making an art statement about how it is pretty shiatty that woman get randomly assaulted on subways is somehow harshing your mellow there big guy?  Someone talking about rape and sexual assault being a problem is not tantamount to saying every male on the planet is a rapist and only a blithering idiot would take it as a personal affront.  You just keep farking that dead horse though.
 
2014-05-21 05:34:05 PM  
Maud Dib:
They probably went home and commented how smelly smerry Caucasians are.
 
2014-05-21 05:34:44 PM  
Better plan:

Study harder,

Get a better job,

Don't ride the subway.
 
2014-05-21 05:36:28 PM  
Sounds like a long, slow fart.  Which would probably accomplish the goal too.
 
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