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(Cinema Blend)   I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's the cast of 'Mallrats' crammed into a hot tub   (cinemablend.com) divider line 55
    More: Spiffy, Mallrats, Jeremy London, Silent Bob, Michael Rooker, Shannen Doherty, accept the fact  
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2014-05-21 01:57:22 PM
Never, ever, ever go sit in a hotel hot tub.

Folliculitis. Nasty.
 
2014-05-21 02:20:03 PM
Watching those whiskey commercials I had no idea at first that was Claire Forlani, she has not aged well
 
2014-05-21 02:48:38 PM
I don't want to know where LaFours is hiding...
 
2014-05-21 03:20:08 PM
why is this bad photoshop greenlit? WTF admins...
 
2014-05-21 03:25:04 PM

UberDave: I don't want to know where LaFours is hiding...


He is out back humping your moms...noooch :)
 
2014-05-21 03:25:44 PM
it's MERLE!
 
2014-05-21 03:26:17 PM
That's criminal...
 
2014-05-21 03:27:13 PM
www.openingceremony.us
 
2014-05-21 03:27:35 PM
Jason Lee: Na na... na na... nananananana...
 
2014-05-21 03:29:20 PM
No Stan Lee?
 
2014-05-21 03:31:09 PM

Lando Lincoln: Never, ever, ever go sit in a hotel hot tub unless Claire Forlani is already in there.



FYP
 
2014-05-21 03:39:45 PM
Is Shannon Doherty's eye wandering right off her face?
 
2014-05-21 03:40:29 PM
i re-viewed that fairly recently and it was a mix of "this is worse than I remember it being" but also, "you know, this is also kinda better than I remember".

parts of it were just terrible but it oddly kinda worked.
 
2014-05-21 03:43:58 PM

Cerebral Ballsy: Is Shannon Doherty's eye wandering right off her face?


If Shannen Doherty and Bradley Cooper had a kid, it would have perfectly symmetrical eyes.
 
2014-05-21 03:50:18 PM

rickythepenguin: i re-viewed that fairly recently and it was a mix of "this is worse than I remember it being" but also, "you know, this is also kinda better than I remember".

parts of it were just terrible but it oddly kinda worked.


The extended version on the 10th anniversary DVD wasn't half bad.
 
2014-05-21 03:50:43 PM

NuttierThanEver: Watching those whiskey commercials I had no idea at first that was Claire Forlani, she has not aged well


keithroysdon.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-21 03:51:34 PM
"Missing are the already-wrapped Joey Adams ..."

Boo.  She was the only member of that cast I'd really like to see in a hot-tub.

www.openingceremony.us
 
2014-05-21 03:53:40 PM
Squeezing into the hot tub was more comfortable than the back seat of a Volkswagen
 
2014-05-21 03:57:56 PM
i12.photobucket.com

....did anyone?
 
2014-05-21 04:15:35 PM

Sweet Chin Music: rickythepenguin: i re-viewed that fairly recently and it was a mix of "this is worse than I remember it being" but also, "you know, this is also kinda better than I remember".

parts of it were just terrible but it oddly kinda worked.

The extended version on the 10th anniversary DVD wasn't half bad.


Ugh. That scene at the beginning DRAGS THE FARK ON, and the same effect is accomplished when London does the "I thought we weren't going through this make-up/break-up shiat anymore..." and skips all the brooding. It's a comedy, for fark's sake.

Shoulda kept it out, filmed scene or no.

// worst-to-first: Chasing Amy, (12 parsecs of "good" distance), Clerks 2...(another 12 parsecs), Mallrats-Dogma-Clerks (in that order, all scrunched up as 1a, 1b, and 1c)
 
2014-05-21 04:22:18 PM
I bet KS displaced that volume like a mothafarka.
 
2014-05-21 04:28:02 PM

Lando Lincoln: Never, ever, ever go sit in a hotel hot tub.

Folliculitis. Nasty.


I googled that

And now i'm itchy :(
 
2014-05-21 04:36:40 PM

NuttierThanEver: Watching those whiskey commercials I had no idea at first that was Claire Forlani, she has not aged well


Go back to bed Angus.
 
2014-05-21 04:46:16 PM
Brenda?
 
2014-05-21 04:59:41 PM

wildbill0712: Brenda?


Dick!
 
2014-05-21 05:12:32 PM
Looks like an uncomfortable place.
 
2014-05-21 05:13:04 PM

Sweet Chin Music: Cerebral Ballsy: Is Shannon Doherty's eye wandering right off her face?

If Shannen Doherty and Bradley Cooper had a kid, it would have perfectly symmetrical eyes.


Bradley Cooper:

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Ryan Gosling:
media2.s-nbcnews.com
 
2014-05-21 05:14:08 PM
Weird to think that twenty years later that malls are on the verge of mass closure. Shocking how much of a game-changer the internet wound up being.

/that kid is BACK on the escalator again!
 
2014-05-21 05:15:06 PM

CarnySaur: NuttierThanEver: Watching those whiskey commercials I had no idea at first that was Claire Forlani, she has not aged well

[keithroysdon.files.wordpress.com image 850x476]


Accent "worse that Peter Dinklage's" or not, fist of God. Serious.

Damn restraining orders.
 
2014-05-21 05:17:04 PM
don't forget the snacks...

cdn.nuts.com
 
2014-05-21 05:34:17 PM
Where's the Easter Bunny?
 
2014-05-21 05:42:48 PM
FLY FATASS, FLY!


Clerks came out while I was in high school, working part time in a mom and pop grocery...perfect timing to make me a fan for life


/Trish the dish!
//Nobody calls me that
 
2014-05-21 05:54:57 PM
If Stan Lee got into that hot tub till he was all wrinkly, who would tell the difference?
 
2014-05-21 06:05:47 PM

NuttierThanEver: Watching those whiskey commercials I had no idea at first that was Claire Forlani, she has not aged well


She's 42. How old would you say she looks?
 
2014-05-21 06:06:50 PM
They're less one cast member because the kid would not stop sitting on the escalator.
 
2014-05-21 06:28:18 PM

dj_spanmaster: Looks like an uncomfortable place.


Like the back of a volkswagon?
 
2014-05-21 06:28:51 PM
Everyone loves Mr Toad's wild ride
 
2014-05-21 06:36:07 PM

you are a puppet: NuttierThanEver: Watching those whiskey commercials I had no idea at first that was Claire Forlani, she has not aged well

She's 42. How old would you say she looks?


Her face is too severe. Too skinny, needs sammich
 
2014-05-21 06:46:20 PM

ColSanders: "Missing are the already-wrapped Joey Adams ..."

Boo.  She was the only member of that cast I'd really like to see in a hot-tub.

[www.openingceremony.us image 600x400]


She's still not bad for being in her 40s

That titty shot of her in Mallrats though was a thing of beauty.. The one thing we all wanted to see was dem titties and she pulled through for us
 
2014-05-21 07:39:00 PM

styckx: ColSanders: "Missing are the already-wrapped Joey Adams ..."

Boo.  She was the only member of that cast I'd really like to see in a hot-tub.

[www.openingceremony.us image 600x400]

She's still not bad for being in her 40s

That titty shot of her in Mallrats though was a thing of beauty.. The one thing we all wanted to see was dem titties and she pulled through for us


Yep!
 
2014-05-21 07:58:10 PM
Butch Cassidy: Who's the best lawman?
Sundance Kid: The best, how? You mean toughest? Or easiest to bribe?
Butch Cassidy: Toughest.
Sundance Kid: Joe Lefors.
Butch Cassidy: Got to be.
Butch Cassidy: He always wears a white skimmer. That's how you tell it's Joe Lefors, 'cause he always wears a white straw hat. Look at that guy out front.


media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-21 08:23:32 PM
I liked that movie but I haven't seen in years

20 years? really?

damn the reefer just makes the time fly, don't it?
 
2014-05-21 08:26:12 PM
I love the smell of commerce in the morning!
 
2014-05-21 08:38:39 PM
Watch the director's commentary. It's like getting a second movie.

Do the same with Spinal Tap, best commentary ever because they stay in character.
 
2014-05-21 09:34:06 PM
Did anyone take a run  at LaFours with a sock full of quarters and clock him on his headpiece?
 
2014-05-21 10:06:44 PM
Some of the odder parts of Mallrats made so much more sense once the DVD came out with all the cut scenes. The "famous" stuff was really weird until then.
 
2014-05-22 12:10:23 AM

styckx: She's still not bad for being in her 40s

That titty shot of her in Mallrats though was a thing of beauty.. The one thing we all wanted to see was dem titties and she pulled through for us


Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the boob shot in MALLRATS is Joey Lauren Adams.
 
2014-05-22 12:24:34 AM
8:3 sausage ratio in that hot tub.  No Thanks
 
2014-05-22 12:43:44 AM

AtticusFinchEsq: styckx: She's still not bad for being in her 40s

That titty shot of her in Mallrats though was a thing of beauty.. The one thing we all wanted to see was dem titties and she pulled through for us

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the boob shot in MALLRATS is Joey Lauren Adams.


Aaannnd?

/You say that like we care. It's BOOBS!
 
2014-05-22 12:55:24 AM

Whatthefark: Where's the Easter Bunny?


THERE IS NO EASTER BUNNY! OVER THERE THAT'S JUST A GUY IN A SUIT!!!
 
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