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(Some Guy)   Photoshop this homework hating kid   (i024.radikal.ru) divider line 27
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2864 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 May 2014 at 8:00 PM (49 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-21 06:44:03 AM  
Original:
i024.radikal.ru
 
2014-05-21 08:59:44 AM  
Is this your homework? Is this your homework, Larry? Is this your homework, Larry?
i324.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-21 12:57:15 PM  
i.imgur.com "All these stupid papers say the same thing!" Fred's last words.....
 
2014-05-21 06:00:26 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-21 06:39:59 PM  
i280.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-22 07:41:55 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-23 07:52:00 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-23 02:33:44 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-24 05:22:40 AM  
lh3.googleusercontent.com
// Yes. Yes they do.
 
2014-05-25 07:45:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-25 08:04:00 PM  

Yammering_Splat_Vector: [i280.photobucket.com image 850x616]


So John Woo!
 
2014-05-25 08:29:27 PM  
i956.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-25 08:42:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-25 08:58:02 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-25 09:45:40 PM  
needs addition of sad Keanu.
 
2014-05-26 12:34:34 AM  
When I was 17 I was talked into selling a 20$ bag of weed to a guy who was in a work truck, both covered in paint, because he had been painting houses all day. Turns out he was an undercover, and one of the people who hung around, who I think was a confidential informant, introduced us and the deal happened. I was not out looking to sell, and I rarely sold to anyone, usually just a small amount to a friend who asked.

The painter guy showed up at my door a few months later just after my 18th B-Day in a "Narcotics" shirt and arrested me (ex-girlfriend answered the door). I assume they had been watching the place. I was charged with 2 drug felonies 'Distribution of Marijuana' and 'Possession of Marijuana with Intent to Distribute' for the original sale and I ended up in a jail, bailed out, and got picked up a couple years later when i missed the court date (100% my fault).

About 6-7 weeks later in jail I finally got to talk with the court appointed attorney who was literally tapping his foot and looking at his watch as I was telling him I believed I had a case for entrapment, because I even expressed hesitation during the deal because I was selling weed out of my personal bag, and it didn't leave me with a lot to last the night, nor did I posses the weed with the intent to sell in the first place. He told me in a subtle irritated way that I sold the weed, and that's how the court will see it and i may have to wait in jail for the court date and my best option was to plea first-offender to the 2 felonies and the judge will probly accept it.

So I did, and got 5 years probation, (6 months intense probation) community service, fee's, fines, drug risk assessment etc... Almost 2 years later, I got a DUI and was retried on the original 2 felonies because of the "first-offender" plea. i was sentenced to 6 months in county jail, more fines, community service etc...(not counting the probation, community service, losing fine's etc.. for the DUI arrest) i believe I lost my licence longer because of "dangerous drugs" along with the DUI.

Paid alot of money, did alot of community service, dealt with alot of stress, and generally felt like my life was on hold for many years, and to this day I have 2 drug felonies on my record, because of a little amount of weed. In-farking-sane. I kept putting off school or getting optimistic about life, with that hanging over my head.

/All I got out of it was the knowledge of how to cook a meat loaf out of ramen noodles, beef jerky, pretzels, doritos, saved sausage and eggs from breakfast plus whatever else is around in a trash bag. Used to look forward to it every week on store-day.
 
2014-05-26 12:42:29 AM  
Wrong thread lol!!

Now you know a little about me lol...anyways nice job all of you.

/vote went to snubnose
 
2014-05-26 02:57:38 PM  

Tetrazphere: Wrong thread lol!!

Now you know a little about me lol...anyways nice job all of you.

/vote went to snubnose


You should have enabled voting.
 
2014-05-26 03:13:37 PM  

rosekolodny: Tetrazphere: Wrong thread lol!!

Now you know a little about me lol...anyways nice job all of you.

/vote went to snubnose

You should have enabled voting.


this, so much this
 
2014-05-26 10:04:20 PM  

Tetrazphere: Wrong thread lol!!

Now you know a little about me lol...anyways nice job all of you.

/vote went to snubnose


Meat loaf out of ramen noodles ????

/goes forth to google.. hungry
 
2014-05-26 10:34:48 PM  

Tetrazphere: When I was 17 I was talked into selling a 20$ bag of weed to a guy who was in a work truck, both covered in paint, because he had been painting houses all day. Turns out he was an undercover, and one of the people who hung around, who I think was a confidential informant, introduced us and the deal happened. I was not out looking to sell, and I rarely sold to anyone, usually just a small amount to a friend who asked.

The painter guy showed up at my door a few months later just after my 18th B-Day in a "Narcotics" shirt and arrested me (ex-girlfriend answered the door). I assume they had been watching the place. I was charged with 2 drug felonies 'Distribution of Marijuana' and 'Possession of Marijuana with Intent to Distribute' for the original sale and I ended up in a jail, bailed out, and got picked up a couple years later when i missed the court date (100% my fault).

About 6-7 weeks later in jail I finally got to talk with the court appointed attorney who was literally tapping his foot and looking at his watch as I was telling him I believed I had a case for entrapment, because I even expressed hesitation during the deal because I was selling weed out of my personal bag, and it didn't leave me with a lot to last the night, nor did I posses the weed with the intent to sell in the first place. He told me in a subtle irritated way that I sold the weed, and that's how the court will see it and i may have to wait in jail for the court date and my best option was to plea first-offender to the 2 felonies and the judge will probly accept it.

So I did, and got 5 years probation, (6 months intense probation) community service, fee's, fines, drug risk assessment etc... Almost 2 years later, I got a DUI and was retried on the original 2 felonies because of the "first-offender" plea. i was sentenced to 6 months in county jail, more fines, community service etc...(not counting the probation, community service, losing fine's etc.. for the DUI arrest) i believe I lost my lice ...


I dedicate all my votes to you!  You are obviously a Skilled Epicurean and a Weed Outlaw!
 
2014-05-26 11:46:36 PM  
i1326.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-27 01:11:49 AM  

rosekolodny: Tetrazphere: Wrong thread lol!!

Now you know a little about me lol...anyways nice job all of you.

/vote went to snubnose

You should have enabled voting.


lol!! my god that is funny
 
2014-05-27 11:30:14 PM  

manyone: [i1326.photobucket.com image 570x413]


It really does the 3D effect pretty well
 
2014-05-28 05:29:01 AM  

Thrakkorzog: manyone: [i1326.photobucket.com image 570x413]

It really does the 3D effect pretty well


thanks!
 
2014-05-28 10:59:00 AM  

manyone: [i1326.photobucket.com image 570x413]


Killer job manyone.
 
2014-05-28 11:24:35 AM  
Thanks a lot!
 
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