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(EurekAlert)   Survey finds that women whose partner suffers from premature ejaculation develop psychological issues from never having orgasms. Huh. In related news, women can have orgasms now   (eurekalert.org) divider line 35
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2014-05-21 12:17:12 PM
If only there were some other way of giving them satisfaction. A way that was quick, easy, and doesn't even require a penis. A way so simple that numerous women might choose to forgo a man entirely in favor of it.
 
2014-05-21 01:49:35 PM
must....resist....urge....to......aaaghg    partners suffer, alright.
 
2014-05-21 02:14:08 PM
When she can have an incredible, screaming orgasm without even putting down the magazine she's reading, that's when I know I've given her the best 19 seconds she's ever had.
 
2014-05-21 02:23:28 PM
Although premature ejaculation is also regarded as exasperating by women, the short duration is deemed less problematic than the partner's inattentiveness towards their other sexual needs.

Well there we go.  What's the matter, dude, your hands broken?  Got a cramp in your tongue?
 
2014-05-21 02:32:28 PM
You call it premature ejaculation, I call it instant gratification.
 
2014-05-21 02:42:44 PM

Jakesta: You call it premature ejaculation, I call it instant gratification.

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"I don't even believe in that. If I come, it was right on time"
 
2014-05-21 02:43:25 PM

Son of Thunder: Although premature ejaculation is also regarded as exasperating by women, the short duration is deemed less problematic than the partner's inattentiveness towards their other sexual needs.

Well there we go.  What's the matter, dude, your hands broken?  Got a cramp in your tongue?


Nothing wrong with using a vibrator on her either. Though I supposed that could fall under "Is your hand broken?"
I gotta think that men who don't bother have never actually had a woman orgasm from something they've done. It's the sexiest damn thing.
 
2014-05-21 02:49:03 PM
She blames me for everything anyways.  So it's my fault that I'm better at orgasm than she is?
 
2014-05-21 02:55:57 PM

NewWorldDan: She blames me for everything anyways.  So it's my fault that I'm better at orgasm than she is?


What do I care so long as I got mine?
 
2014-05-21 03:05:41 PM

whistleridge: If only there were some other way of giving them satisfaction. A way that was quick, easy, and doesn't even require a penis. A way so simple that numerous women might choose to forgo a man entirely in favor of it.


Seems obvious no?
 
2014-05-21 03:05:59 PM

Jormungandr: Son of Thunder: Although premature ejaculation is also regarded as exasperating by women, the short duration is deemed less problematic than the partner's inattentiveness towards their other sexual needs.

Well there we go.  What's the matter, dude, your hands broken?  Got a cramp in your tongue?

Nothing wrong with using a vibrator on her either. Though I supposed that could fall under "Is your hand broken?"
I gotta think that men who don't bother have never actually had a woman orgasm from something they've done. It's the sexiest damn thing.


i enjoy sexytime much more when she's enjoying it too
 
2014-05-21 03:19:40 PM
Yeah - I totally don't get this at all.
 
2014-05-21 03:20:15 PM
Pre-mature? Jeez... I had to apologize to a woman this past weekend for not coming quickly enough. She said it was okay, it happens to her all the time. I tried to blame the fact that I had a lot of things on my mind like work and stuff-- It was an awkward conversation. She again assured me it was fine and I could just come back the next day and try giving it to her friend because she wouldn't be there.

I tell you... jizzing in a cup and getting back to the lab for analysis within the allotted period of time is such an inconvenience.
 
2014-05-21 03:23:41 PM
I'm not a marathon thruster in bed, some days more most days short. Wife on top gets more milage out of me than if I'm in charge, and I'm ok with that. In well versed in foreplay, so never have I gotten a complaint that I didn't spend enough time crushing her (when there is a 400lb weight bashing into you, I'm sure you want it to stop quickly.)

That said, I get to relay my favorite analogy! "Sex toys are like Rodeo Clowns. If you can't stay on longer than 8 seconds, those goes jump out and save your life."
 
2014-05-21 03:26:26 PM

Takitron: I'm not a marathon thruster in bed, some days more most days short. Wife on top gets more milage out of me than if I'm in charge, and I'm ok with that. In well versed in foreplay, so never have I gotten a complaint that I didn't spend enough time crushing her (when there is a 400lb weight bashing into you, I'm sure you want it to stop quickly.)

That said, I get to relay my favorite analogy! "Sex toys are like Rodeo Clowns. If you can't stay on longer than 8 seconds, those goes jump out and save your life."


*those guys jump out and save your life.

Damned iPhone fat fingers.

/unchecked preview before post
//I like to love dangerously
 
2014-05-21 03:38:35 PM

Jormungandr: Son of Thunder: Although premature ejaculation is also regarded as exasperating by women, the short duration is deemed less problematic than the partner's inattentiveness towards their other sexual needs.

Well there we go.  What's the matter, dude, your hands broken?  Got a cramp in your tongue?

Nothing wrong with using a vibrator on her either. Though I supposed that could fall under "Is your hand broken?"
I gotta think that men who don't bother have never actually had a woman orgasm from something they've done. It's the sexiest damn thing.


This. Nothing makes you prouder than getting her off good with your own actions.
 
2014-05-21 03:41:10 PM
Do you want me to come over there or do you want to come over here?

You can come over there I already came over here!

Got nuthin'
 
2014-05-21 03:46:13 PM
Straight Male Problems.
 
2014-05-21 03:50:28 PM

The Googles Do Nothing: Straight Male Problems.


[oh-yeah-sure.gif]
 
2014-05-21 04:31:09 PM

Son of Thunder: Although premature ejaculation is also regarded as exasperating by women, the short duration is deemed less problematic than the partner's inattentiveness towards their other sexual needs.

Well there we go.  What's the matter, dude, your hands broken?  Got a cramp in your tongue?


This; I mean, good god, some of us men are fixated on getting ourselves off.

You getting  her off = incredible night of sex.
 
2014-05-21 04:32:57 PM

Jormungandr: Son of Thunder: Although premature ejaculation is also regarded as exasperating by women, the short duration is deemed less problematic than the partner's inattentiveness towards their other sexual needs.

Well there we go.  What's the matter, dude, your hands broken?  Got a cramp in your tongue?

Nothing wrong with using a vibrator on her either. Though I supposed that could fall under "Is your hand broken?"


Not really, wand on top, fingers in the right place, both done at the right pace = She goes crosseyed. XD

I gotta think that men who don't bother have never actually had a woman orgasm from something they've done. It's the sexiest damn thing.

Fark.  Yeah.
 
2014-05-21 04:42:05 PM
Another reason to drug her first?

/ticket please
 
2014-05-21 05:43:02 PM
foreplay before sex brah
 
2014-05-21 05:45:32 PM
In other news, men who know they cum quick and don`t make her cum first are assholes.

Contrary to popular belief women hate assholes (that don`t make them cum. A good sex life goes a long way to making you `not an asshole`)
 
2014-05-21 06:00:48 PM
They just don't interpret the data properly

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2014-05-22 01:05:33 AM
21% gay males.
/at least
//doesn't include lesbians
///or sitting on the laundry equipment
 
2014-05-22 01:44:30 AM
It's really all in your own hands, ladies.
 
2014-05-22 07:41:18 AM
but the fact that the man is focused too strongly on delaying ejaculation. As a result, he ignores the sexual needs of the woman and is unable to satisfy her individual desires.

So if you finish too quickly, you're ignoring her needs. If you focus on not finishing too quickly trying to satisfy her, you're ignoring her needs.
Sounds about right. Men can't farking win. That's why a lot of them just stop trying.
 
2014-05-22 08:17:38 AM

abhorrent1: but the fact that the man is focused too strongly on delaying ejaculation. As a result, he ignores the sexual needs of the woman and is unable to satisfy her individual desires.

So if you finish too quickly, you're ignoring her needs. If you focus on not finishing too quickly trying to satisfy her, you're ignoring her needs.
Sounds about right. Men can't farking win. That's why a lot of them just stop trying.


if your relationship is more than just a strictly sexual one, then you talk about things as a couple. how about discussing a compromise? like, rarely there are times when i know that it will take me like 10 seconds to get off...i ask my wife "hey babe, can you get me off real quick before we do anything else? then, i can start in on you and in the meantime i get recharged"

works great! you'll last much longer the 2nd time around, and you both get off
 
2014-05-22 08:24:30 AM

bungle_jr: abhorrent1: but the fact that the man is focused too strongly on delaying ejaculation. As a result, he ignores the sexual needs of the woman and is unable to satisfy her individual desires.

So if you finish too quickly, you're ignoring her needs. If you focus on not finishing too quickly trying to satisfy her, you're ignoring her needs.
Sounds about right. Men can't farking win. That's why a lot of them just stop trying.

if your relationship is more than just a strictly sexual one, then you talk about things as a couple. how about discussing a compromise? like, rarely there are times when i know that it will take me like 10 seconds to get off...i ask my wife "hey babe, can you get me off real quick before we do anything else? then, i can start in on you and in the meantime i get recharged"

works great! you'll last much longer the 2nd time around, and you both get off


Well isn't that selfish. You get off twice and she only gets off once? Sounds to me like you're ignoring her needs, again.
 
2014-05-22 08:31:54 AM

bungle_jr: .i ask my wife "hey babe, can you get me off real quick before we do anything else? then, i can start in on you and in the meantime i get recharged"


or, you could be a grown up and learn some damn control.  once you learn control, you can go until she is satisfied and THEN get yours.
 
2014-05-22 09:58:17 AM
I'm tantric with that crap now.  If she doesn't hit double digits, I just don't allow myself to come at all.
 
2014-05-22 10:35:35 AM
This is why I stick to masturbation only.
 
2014-05-22 11:11:57 AM

abhorrent1: bungle_jr: abhorrent1: but the fact that the man is focused too strongly on delaying ejaculation. As a result, he ignores the sexual needs of the woman and is unable to satisfy her individual desires.

So if you finish too quickly, you're ignoring her needs. If you focus on not finishing too quickly trying to satisfy her, you're ignoring her needs.
Sounds about right. Men can't farking win. That's why a lot of them just stop trying.

if your relationship is more than just a strictly sexual one, then you talk about things as a couple. how about discussing a compromise? like, rarely there are times when i know that it will take me like 10 seconds to get off...i ask my wife "hey babe, can you get me off real quick before we do anything else? then, i can start in on you and in the meantime i get recharged"

works great! you'll last much longer the 2nd time around, and you both get off

Well isn't that selfish. You get off twice and she only gets off once? Sounds to me like you're ignoring her needs, again.


i know (or at least assume) you're joking...but believe me, she gets AT LEAST 2 times...generally there are several times for her, or a time or 2 that just keep on going

frepnog: bungle_jr: .i ask my wife "hey babe, can you get me off real quick before we do anything else? then, i can start in on you and in the meantime i get recharged"

or, you could be a grown up and learn some damn control.  once you learn control, you can go until she is satisfied and THEN get yours.


you obviously didn't read my entire comment. it is a RARE occurance. typically not the case.

BarryTheMasterOfSandwich: This is why I stick to masturbation only.


yeah, THAT'S the reason...sure ;)
 
2014-05-22 02:22:49 PM

AdamK: foreplay before sex brah


This.

I have always made sure to take care of the lady first. And, if you do it right she will climax again during intercourse.
 
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