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(Forget Sleep)   21 of the most horrifying torture devices ever made. Sickness to the left, what the list missed to the right   (forgetsleep.com) divider line 32
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2014-05-21 12:29:47 AM  
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One of the worst.  And it has only gotten more and more terrible over time.
 
2014-05-21 12:31:30 AM  
List fails without Fran Drescher's voice

/and Stevie Nicks
 
2014-05-21 12:41:21 AM  
I don't see marriage on the list.
 
2014-05-21 12:53:42 AM  
See saw, cannot un-see saw.
 
2014-05-21 12:56:58 AM  
Where's the Rat Cage or the Algerian Hook?
 
2014-05-21 12:58:41 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: List fails without Fran Drescher's voice

/and Stevie Nicks


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2014-05-21 01:06:12 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: MaudlinMutantMollusk: List fails without Fran Drescher's voice

/and Stevie Nicks

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yep, thats where I went with that comment too
 
2014-05-21 01:09:25 AM  
Isn't Xtianity great?
 
2014-05-21 01:14:26 AM  
I was once given an encyclopedia from 1893 that was magnificent! It listed forms of torture and punishment.

/bastinado
 
2014-05-21 01:28:34 AM  
I have to take issue with that list.  Many of the forms of torture were actually forms of execution since people were intentionally killed during the process, it was just a horrific way to die.  But it was still execution.
 
2014-05-21 01:53:43 AM  

Ambivalence: I have to take issue with that list.  Many of the forms of torture were actually forms of execution since people were intentionally killed during the process, it was just a horrific way to die.  But it was still execution.


Your posts lacks a certain ambivalence or something.
 
2014-05-21 05:14:51 AM  
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2014-05-21 06:18:24 AM  
 
2014-05-21 06:27:49 AM  
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2014-05-21 06:42:26 AM  
Keelhauling. Bastinadoing. Drawing and quartering. Being a Cubs fan. Boiling. Pouring molten metal into the eyes and ears. Justin Bieber's music. Flaying. Pressing. Trial by fire/water. Burning at the stake. Being forced to watch Gigli.
 
2014-05-21 06:45:55 AM  

whistleridge: Keelhauling. Bastinadoing. Drawing and quartering. Being a Cubs fan. Boiling. Pouring molten metal into the eyes and ears. Justin Bieber's music. Flaying. Pressing. Trial by fire/water. Burning at the stake. Being forced to watch Gigli.


Trial by cake is the worst. It seems really easy, but it's basically the cinnamon challenge with death on the line.
 
2014-05-21 07:03:05 AM  
Game 7 Bonus Hockey.

*drops mic*
 
2014-05-21 07:07:40 AM  
 
2014-05-21 08:09:31 AM  
Pear of Anguish: This instrument was inserted into a victim's orifice. Then, a screw would be turned and the four "leaves" of the pear open up and mutilate the victim.


Ahem. Anyone else think of a widely known internet meme when seeing that? *cough* goat * cough*
 
2014-05-21 08:10:14 AM  

gopher321: Pear of Anguish: This instrument was inserted into a victim's orifice. Then, a screw would be turned and the four "leaves" of the pear open up and mutilate the victim.


Ahem. Anyone else think of a widely known internet meme when seeing that? *cough* goat * cough*


I take it you've never seen Pickle Jar.
 
2014-05-21 08:11:00 AM  

poonesfarm: The scavenger's daughter. Ow.


Most sources I've read just call that one "the ring"
 
2014-05-21 08:22:40 AM  
www.brainlesstales.com
 
2014-05-21 11:17:07 AM  
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2014-05-21 12:55:11 PM  
Spare, not space.
 
2014-05-21 02:00:12 PM  
Got a six-disc CD changer and a box set of Yoko Ono.  Call it "The Kevorkian".
 
2014-05-21 03:26:33 PM  
(inappropriate comment about whips and the blonde on the right)
forgetsleep.com
 
2014-05-21 04:08:54 PM  
Yeah, they got the first one wrong... The whole concept was that you slowly got impaled on that 4 sided wedge, not that it was "uncomfortable".
A victim would sit on this pyramid-shaped seat, with their legs tied together. If they moved one leg, the other would move as well, causing even more pain.

Wikipedia isn't as farking lazy as the people behind TFA:
The victim would presumably be placed in the waist harness above the pyramid-shaped seat, with the point inserted into their anus or vagina, then very slowly lowered by ropes. The subject is tortured by intense pressure and stretching of the orifice, eventually succumbing to tears in muscle tissue that could turn septic and kill from infection, or simply being impaled.


These forgetsleep people suck.
 
2014-05-21 05:37:14 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Ambivalence: I have to take issue with that list.  Many of the forms of torture were actually forms of execution since people were intentionally killed during the process, it was just a horrific way to die.  But it was still execution.

Your posts lacks a certain ambivalence or something.


My pedancy trumped my ambivalence in this instance.
 
2014-05-21 06:05:31 PM  
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2014-05-21 09:18:56 PM  
why isnt marriage on this list?
 
2014-05-21 11:33:44 PM  
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2014-05-22 11:11:03 AM  
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