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(Local 15 Mobile)   Here's a story with a little bit of everything from a 18-year-old escort who goes by the name 'Chocolate Bunny', a meeting at a Econo Lodge that ended up with her client shot dead to the 'Bunny' using her actual info to check in to the motel   (local15tv.com) divider line 36
    More: Florida, Econo Lodge, A Grand Bay, police escort, shot to death, motels, Human sexual activity  
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2014-05-21 10:43:01 AM  
www.awesomelyluvvie.com
 
2014-05-21 11:21:47 AM  
A comma or two would have helped, subbs
 
2014-05-21 12:34:36 PM  
A hollow one, obviously.
 
2014-05-21 12:34:38 PM  
Here's a story
bout a chocolate bunny
who was busy as a skanky motel whore
 
2014-05-21 12:34:42 PM  
Chocolate moose would be more like it.
 
2014-05-21 12:36:08 PM  
sure didnt take the comments that long to go south in the article
 
2014-05-21 12:37:34 PM  
he probably tried to eat the ears off... everyone does their first time...
 
2014-05-21 12:37:46 PM  
Guess who won't be here next Easter.
 
2014-05-21 12:39:26 PM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-05-21 12:39:59 PM  
Florida.  Where even the Alabamians come to go crazy.

/Floridian
//Tallahasseeian
///I like it here so I hope everyone stays away thinking we're all crazy
 
2014-05-21 12:40:38 PM  
18? Hell of an entry on a resume. Also, though I do like a little dark chocolate from time to time, That kinda chocolate ages really fast.
 
2014-05-21 12:41:33 PM  
Going to spend the next 20-30-40 years in prison, for a phone. Well, it's pretty clear she's not making the best life choices at moment. I'm guessing a pimp sent her, and she hates doing it so much, she'd rather go to jail.
 
2014-05-21 12:42:18 PM  
Someone paid money for that?
 
2014-05-21 12:45:17 PM  
My escort name is Jelly Belly.

Business has been kind of slow.
 
2014-05-21 12:46:05 PM  
The moral of the story is next time stick to vanilla bunny.
 
2014-05-21 12:51:44 PM  
www.curbsideclassic.com
 
2014-05-21 12:54:58 PM  
AN Econo Lodge.

FTFY.
 
2014-05-21 12:59:58 PM  
the newsclip did backpage.com a favour and gave them lots o free publicity.

thats backpage.com
 
2014-05-21 01:05:06 PM  

sedric: the newsclip did backpage.com a favour and gave them lots o free publicity.

thats backpage.com


This...


Yet another thinly veiled murder/advertisement for


backpage.com.

 
2014-05-21 01:06:47 PM  

sedric: the newsclip did backpage.com a favour and gave them lots o free publicity.

thats backpage.com


What was that website again?
 
2014-05-21 01:10:30 PM  
Am I the only one who looked for her ad?

http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/batonrouge/251-401-1012/6/5031

http://wichitafalls.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-u-n33d-i5-h3r3-mzcr is sy-br3athtakng-cchocolate-bunny-call-m3-n0w-22/25712362

http://batonrouge.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lastnight-here-cchocola te -bunny-52inch-asz-asz-lover-fetish-18/10194066

There were other backpage ads as well as Craigslist.....some have already been removed.

Oh, and I should warn you, have some eye bleach handy - oh, you've already clicked haven't you?
 
2014-05-21 01:14:17 PM  

fappomatic: A hollow one, obviously.


Cream filled.
 
2014-05-21 01:18:02 PM  
quizilla.teennick.com
 
2014-05-21 01:24:30 PM  
I really doubt she set him up to kill him. She was probably defending herself from a Bad John.
 
2014-05-21 01:29:16 PM  

kvinesknows: I really doubt she set him up to kill him. She was probably defending herself from a Bad John.


www.couponingtodisney.com
 
2014-05-21 01:35:22 PM  

RumsfeldsReplacement: Someone paid money for that?



Probably not.....and that's what got him shot.
 
2014-05-21 01:39:32 PM  

probesport: [www.curbsideclassic.com image 800x600]


media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-05-21 02:45:48 PM  

Lokkii: RumsfeldsReplacement: Someone paid money for that?


Probably not.....and that's what got him shot.


You should never state that a woman, any woman, is not the most beautiful thing in the world.  Men should give up not just their cash but their very souls for the divine creature that bears the magical coochies.  Kingdoms should crumble before her. . I can't do it.

The only time a man should be taking money out of his pocket for her would be if it were five rolls of nickels being dropped into a sock so that he can beat that she-beast away from him.
 
2014-05-21 02:54:55 PM  

mjones73: sedric: the newsclip did backpage.com a favour and gave them lots o free publicity.

thats backpage.com

What was that website again?


That's backpage.com, where you'll find the finest homicidal she-beast hookers waiting for you!

the publicity actually  kinda backfired in this story.
 
2014-05-21 03:41:19 PM  

precious_crotchflake: mjones73: sedric: the newsclip did backpage.com a favour and gave them lots o free publicity.

thats backpage.com

What was that website again?

That's backpage.com, where you'll find the finest homicidal she-beast hookers waiting for you!

the publicity actually  kinda backfired in this story.


You just have to be careful and you're fine
Like, I just set up a date with this smoke'n hotty!
www.godlikeproductions.com
She gonna meet me tonight behind the 7-11
Wish me luck
 
2014-05-21 04:29:10 PM  
Oh MY that was a nasty click... Never going to backpage again. Yeesh!
 
2014-05-21 05:02:36 PM  

kvinesknows: I really doubt she set him up to kill him. She was probably defending herself from a Bad John.


Most likely,

where are the gun nuts to defend her right to use deadly force to protect herself?

oh... that's right... she's a whore..and a negro.
 
2014-05-21 05:54:36 PM  
Escort? Escort to what? The Ferry Boat Man?

/Charon
 
2014-05-21 06:36:32 PM  
I ate a chocolate bunny once. It was hollow and tasted like wax. My dreams were shattered.
 
2014-05-21 10:41:52 PM  

LargeCanine: I ate a chocolate bunny once. It was hollow and tasted like wax. My dreams were shattered.


this 'chocolate bunny' was probably mostly 'empty inside' and certainly had a hole or two in it... but guessing the taste would be more like cheesy tuna cassarole... that had been sitting out in the sun for a week or two...
 
2014-05-22 10:47:32 AM  
I'm pretty sure you need a credit card to get a motel room, it's a bit hard to not use your actual ID.
 
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