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(Riverfront Times)   This 72-year-old security guard sprayed himself in the face with his own pepper spray and STILL caught a meat thief   (blogs.riverfronttimes.com) divider line 32
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2014-05-20 03:17:35 PM
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2014-05-20 03:50:37 PM
Hero?

Purple heart band-aid dot jay pee gee
 
2014-05-20 03:52:05 PM
Should an incompetent, 72 year old mall cop really be allowed a gun?
"Shots" were fired, as in multiple, and only one found purchase in the guy's freaking ankle?
 
2014-05-20 03:52:51 PM
it's a shame the thief lived...
 
2014-05-20 03:54:18 PM
Some pretty good images for a GIS of "meat thief."

www.deeppencil.com
 
2014-05-20 03:54:41 PM
He wanted to catch him on Hard Difficulty.
 
2014-05-20 03:58:44 PM

zarker: Should an incompetent, 72 year old mall cop really be allowed a gun?
"Shots" were fired, as in multiple, and only one found purchase in the guy's freaking ankle?


Thank god for social safety nets that encourage people to stay active and productively employed instead of wasting away in lonely retirement.
 
2014-05-20 03:59:04 PM
Uhm, so hopefully the retard is going to jail?

Fired from Aldi anyway.
 
2014-05-20 04:00:10 PM
Oh right, I forgot.

If only the shoplifter had a gun. He could have shot the dude shooting at him for farking shoplifting.
 
2014-05-20 04:01:56 PM
But how does he do against plum smugglers?
 
2014-05-20 04:06:28 PM
Mmm, steak au poivre...
 
2014-05-20 04:07:50 PM

zarker: Should an incompetent, 72 year old mall cop really be allowed a gun?
"Shots" were fired, as in multiple, and only one found purchase in the guy's freaking ankle?


HELL, he shoots as good as any cop.
 
2014-05-20 04:08:38 PM

Gig103: [upload.wikimedia.org image 504x435]


Them are fun.
 
2014-05-20 04:10:21 PM
Showing black shoplifters is racist.
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2014-05-20 04:17:52 PM

spawn73: Oh right, I forgot.

If only the shoplifter had a gun. He could have shot the dude shooting at him for farking shoplifting.


if the shoplifter had a gun he wouldn't have had to waste time trying to beat the old man to death and he could have just shot him right away.
 
2014-05-20 04:24:41 PM
I'm not a gun owner, but I tend to think that firing your weapon after getting a face full of pepper spray probably isn't a very safe thing to do. Thankfully he didn't hurt any innocent bystanders.

Also, and armed guard at a supermarket? That must be a REALLY crappy neighborhood.
 
2014-05-20 04:25:33 PM

Headso: spawn73: Oh right, I forgot.

If only the shoplifter had a gun. He could have shot the dude shooting at him for farking shoplifting.

if the shoplifter had a gun he wouldn't have had to waste time trying to beat the old man to death and he could have just shot him right away.


The article didn't say anything about them being in a fight?
 
2014-05-20 04:26:09 PM

Atomic Spunk: I'm not a gun owner, but I tend to think that firing your weapon after getting a face full of pepper spray probably isn't a very safe thing to do. Thankfully he didn't hurt any innocent bystanders.

Also, and armed guard at a supermarket? That must be a REALLY crappy neighborhood.


Shooting people for shoplifting...

Man, just let it go.
 
2014-05-20 04:32:20 PM

spawn73: The article didn't say anything about them being in a fight?


it was written weirdly, they are calling the thief and a guy who punches an old man in the face a "victim"


The victim took advantage of the guard's sudden incapacitation by punching him in the face, causing him to stagger backward, police said.
When the would-be shoplifter stepped forward to continue wailing on the guard twice his age, the guard pulled out his not-so-secret weapon and fired shots at the suspect, striking him once in the ankle, police said.
 
2014-05-20 04:49:08 PM

Headso: spawn73: The article didn't say anything about them being in a fight?

it was written weirdly, they are calling the thief and a guy who punches an old man in the face a "victim"


The victim took advantage of the guard's sudden incapacitation by punching him in the face, causing him to stagger backward, police said.
When the would-be shoplifter stepped forward to continue wailing on the guard twice his age, the guard pulled out his not-so-secret weapon and fired shots at the suspect, striking him once in the ankle, police said.


Right OK.

All the same. Just let the shoplifter keep his farking meat, its not worth anyone dying over.
 
2014-05-20 04:55:36 PM
Technically he didn't steal anything since he was still in the store, Security guy attempted to assault him with pepper spray then shot him while he was defending himself. Just because security guy thinks he's stealing something does not give him the right to illegally detain anyone or assault them. He is not law enforcement just some self important asshat.
 
2014-05-20 04:55:58 PM
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After chopping off his meat (and jumping off a balcony), I'm pretty sure he's wanting to steal someone's meat.
 
2014-05-20 05:01:21 PM

spawn73: All the same. Just let the shoplifter keep his farking meat, its not worth anyone dying over.


well, it's worth the guy who would punch an old man in the face dying over.
 
2014-05-20 05:06:21 PM
When the would-be shoplifter stepped forward to continue wailing on the guard twice his age, the guard pulled out his not-so-secret weapon and fired shots at the suspect, striking him once in the ankle, police said.


Seems like an overreaction to shoot a guy for making high-pitched mourning sounds.

/Oh, you meant "whaling".
 
2014-05-20 05:36:11 PM

Headso: spawn73: All the same. Just let the shoplifter keep his farking meat, its not worth anyone dying over.

well, it's worth the guy who would punch an old man in the face dying over.


My Weeners was under the impression that they weren't in a fight.
 
2014-05-20 05:53:27 PM

Luven: Technically he didn't steal anything since he was still in the store, Security guy attempted to assault him with pepper spray then shot him while he was defending himself. Just because security guy thinks he's stealing something does not give him the right to illegally detain anyone or assault them. He is not law enforcement just some self important asshat.


I assume they had gotten outside.  I am not sure how much "wind" is inside of the store to direct the pepper spray back at the guard.  So, Technically, I think he did.
 
2014-05-20 06:01:19 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: But how does he do against plum smugglers?


Or pear poachers?
 
2014-05-20 06:10:57 PM
Was the meat unharmed?  I want  to know that the meat was unharmed.
 
2014-05-20 06:22:46 PM

Amphibious Rodent: When the would-be shoplifter stepped forward to continue wailing on the guard twice his age, the guard pulled out his not-so-secret weapon and fired shots at the suspect, striking him once in the ankle, police said.


Seems like an overreaction to shoot a guy for making high-pitched mourning sounds.

/Oh, you meant "whaling".


But whales don't wail.
 
2014-05-20 09:38:55 PM
The steaks... do you think they were eaten?
 
2014-05-20 09:48:32 PM
Put Bubbles in the freezer! That is how you steal meat!

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2014-05-21 09:36:47 AM

MustardTiger: Put Bubbles in the freezer! That is how you steal meat!

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Nobody closes at 6:20
 
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