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(Washington Post)   Alien vs. Lincoln   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Washington Nationals, presidents race  
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1316 clicks; posted to Sports » on 20 May 2014 at 10:56 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-20 09:19:04 AM  
You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? Perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
2014-05-20 09:27:29 AM  
That was amusing
2014-05-20 11:22:25 AM  
Quaid, start the reactor!
2014-05-20 11:38:07 AM  
Believe in the Presidential Mascots
2014-05-20 12:12:02 PM  

Arkanaut: Quaid, start the reactor!

It would have been funnier if Lincoln's shirt popped open to reveal 3 breasts.
2014-05-20 12:43:19 PM  
Their games are mostly played at night...mostly.
2014-05-20 01:38:10 PM  
That game pissed me off. Two diving catches to end the inning in extra innings with runners in scoring position. Reds got lucky there wasn't a walk off.
2014-05-20 04:04:20 PM  
This would never happen in a sausage race.
2014-05-21 04:59:04 PM  
someoneelseThis would never happen in a sausage race.

As they say @ Wolski's, "Fark You, yousockdologizing old man-trap"
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