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(Deadline)   Rene Auberjonois will join the cast of Masters of Sex as the inventor of the pap smear, resulting in the most bizarre Star Trek crossover ever   (deadline.com) divider line 64
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2014-05-20 09:40:05 AM
You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.
 
2014-05-20 09:58:24 AM
Masters of Sex?

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Awwwww, yeah.
 
2014-05-20 10:43:02 AM
He'll never measure up to the original.

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2014-05-20 12:30:21 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.


Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?
 
2014-05-20 12:34:24 PM
Cool.
 
2014-05-20 12:35:44 PM
I started watching the show to see how far the nudity would go and ended up enjoying the story lines. I recommend it.
 
2014-05-20 12:41:57 PM
Actually, I really enjoyed him in Benson., the spinoff of soap.
 
2014-05-20 12:51:32 PM
I liked that show. It was not bad.

Recently canceled all my premieum channels except HBO, so I'll be waiting for it on netflix/prime.
 
2014-05-20 12:52:08 PM

The best gathering of Star Trek alumni in the cast non-Trek series remains Disney's Gargoyles animated series of the 1990s.
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2014-05-20 12:54:21 PM
huh, I would have thought him and Shatner on Boston Legal would have been stranger . . .

\\ there was a joke about benson actors needing large amounts of makeup to be on star trek
\ Neelix you rat bastard.
 
2014-05-20 01:05:38 PM

Actual Farking: FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.

Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?


A bit of both, i'd think.  I think he had literal sex with the female changing once as well, she didn't seem too impressed with it.
 
2014-05-20 01:08:18 PM

FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.


And on April Fool's day he could turn into a pony or something mid-act.
 
2014-05-20 01:09:47 PM

COMALite J: The best gathering of Star Trek alumni in the cast non-Trek series remains Disney's Gargoyles animated series of the 1990s.
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Hey got his revenge while voicing Avery Bullock on American Dad- half the reason I think that show is beating cancellation and moving to another network.
 
2014-05-20 01:11:35 PM

Actual Farking: FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.

Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?


See, you're limiting yourself to phallic stimulation.

He could just ooze in there, and directly... ah, never mind.
 
2014-05-20 01:12:08 PM

Two Dogs Farking: He'll never measure up to the original.

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Haha that was the first thing I thought of
 
2014-05-20 01:12:58 PM

Antimatter: Actual Farking: FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.

Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?

A bit of both, i'd think.  I think he had literal sex with the female changing once as well, she didn't seem too impressed with it.


And the Great Link is basically one massive shapeshifter swinger orgy.
 
2014-05-20 01:24:51 PM

Actual Farking: Antimatter: Actual Farking: FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.

Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?

A bit of both, i'd think.  I think he had literal sex with the female changing once as well, she didn't seem too impressed with it.

And the Great Link is basically one massive shapeshifter swinger orgy.


And then he'd be able to taunt Bashir because next to LaForge he had the least luck getting tail.
 
2014-05-20 01:28:45 PM
www4.pictures.zimbio.com

Heh.
 
2014-05-20 01:30:59 PM

Parthenogenetic: Actual Farking: FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.

Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?

See, you're limiting yourself to phallic stimulation.

He could just ooze in there, and directly... ah, never mind.


So, you're saying he could make Kira airtight all by his lonesome?
 
2014-05-20 01:35:31 PM

exvaxman: Actually, I really enjoyed him in Benson., the spinoff of soap.


I'm offended that you'd feel the need to explain what Benson was.
 
2014-05-20 01:36:44 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Parthenogenetic: Actual Farking: FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.

Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?

See, you're limiting yourself to phallic stimulation.

He could just ooze in there, and directly... ah, never mind.

So, you're saying he could make Kira airtight all by his lonesome?


I hear he likes grape juice.
 
2014-05-20 01:51:32 PM

exvaxman: Actually, I really enjoyed him in Benson., the spinoff of soap.


Actually, I enjoyed him as the original Father Mulcahey in M*A*S*H.

/the film
 
2014-05-20 01:56:29 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: Hey got his revenge while voicing Avery Bullock on American Dad- half the reason I think that show is beating cancellation and moving to another network.


what? moving to another network? when is this happening?

what's with me not catching such news...i didn't even know cleveland show had been canceled until last week's episode of family guy, when cleveland and his family moved to quahog! and i like cleveland show and can't understand why it's so loathed.

and another thing...i've been a lifelong fan of mr auberjonois...but i've NEVER, as far as i can remember, heard anyone pronounce his name...someone care to attempt to spell it out for me? thanks!

he was on an episode of...was it ncis? or criminal minds? can't remember, not looking it up, as an instructor/commander at a military camp...good stuff...horrible episode (not as a show...the content...horrible subject to have to cover)
 
2014-05-20 01:56:43 PM

Representative of the unwashed masses: Actual Farking: Antimatter: Actual Farking: FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.

Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?

A bit of both, i'd think.  I think he had literal sex with the female changing once as well, she didn't seem too impressed with it.

And the Great Link is basically one massive shapeshifter swinger orgy.

And then he'd be able to taunt Bashir because next to LaForge he had the least luck getting tail.


Bashir had the last laugh, though - he ended up with the hottest woman in any Star Trek series, past, present, or future.

/Poor jilted Miles
//Brokeback Nor
 
2014-05-20 01:56:57 PM

Actual Farking: Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?


7 years of DS9 and all I could think about with Odo was all the incredible versatility he could provide sexually.

The show never went there, but really: We were all thinking it.
 
2014-05-20 02:01:43 PM

Lochsteppe: Representative of the unwashed masses: Actual Farking: Antimatter: Actual Farking: FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.

Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?

A bit of both, i'd think.  I think he had literal sex with the female changing once as well, she didn't seem too impressed with it.

And the Great Link is basically one massive shapeshifter swinger orgy.

And then he'd be able to taunt Bashir because next to LaForge he had the least luck getting tail.

Bashir had the last laugh, though - he ended up with the hottest woman in any Star Trek series, past, present, or future.

/Poor jilted Miles
//Brokeback Nor


Them there is fightin' words! Ezri Dax was certainly cute and attractive, no question there, but hottest in Trek history? Mirror universe Uhura and Hoshi beg to differ.
 
2014-05-20 02:12:55 PM

Lochsteppe: Representative of the unwashed masses: Actual Farking: Antimatter: Actual Farking: FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.

Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?

A bit of both, i'd think.  I think he had literal sex with the female changing once as well, she didn't seem too impressed with it.

And the Great Link is basically one massive shapeshifter swinger orgy.

And then he'd be able to taunt Bashir because next to LaForge he had the least luck getting tail.

Bashir had the last laugh, though - he ended up with the hottest woman in any Star Trek series, past, present, or future.

/Poor jilted Miles
//Brokeback Nor


Incorrect! Jadzea Dax= hottest Trek female. Ezri had the 'girl next door' hotness. Jadzea had the 'fist of an angry God' hotness

It's just a shame the actress decided she didn't want to be tied down to the role anymore

Nicole De Boer went on to have some semblance of a career post DS9

Tery Farrell...not so much.
 
2014-05-20 02:20:13 PM
Yeah, De Boer was pixie cute, but Terry Farrell was/is drop-dead gorgeous.

She's been in my spank bank since Back to School
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2014-05-20 02:29:59 PM

Lochsteppe: Bashir had the last laugh, though - he ended up with the hottest woman in any Star Trek series, past, present, or future.


You mean Bashir, or Alexander Siddig?  The latter ended up married to Nana Visitor IRL, not at all shabby that.
 
2014-05-20 02:32:32 PM
RoyFokker'sGhost:

It's just a shame the actress decided she didn't want to be tied down to the role anymore

She didn't. She had the audacity to ask for the same pay as the rest of the main cast and she had the misfortune to have the only character of the show who could be replaced so easily.
 
2014-05-20 02:33:11 PM

Mr_Fabulous: exvaxman: Actually, I really enjoyed him in Benson., the spinoff of soap.

Actually, I enjoyed him as the original Father Mulcahey in M*A*S*H.

/the film


Dago Red
 
2014-05-20 02:53:17 PM
Is he the white guy or the black guy from Benson?
 
2014-05-20 02:54:55 PM

bungle_jr: Crotchrocket Slim: Hey got his revenge while voicing Avery Bullock on American Dad- half the reason I think that show is beating cancellation and moving to another network.

what? moving to another network? when is this happening?


Soonish... with the next season. It's going to be on TBS.


and another thing...i've been a lifelong fan of mr auberjonois...but i've NEVER, as far as i can remember, heard anyone pronounce his name...someone care to attempt to spell it out for me? thanks!

Aw- ber (like in Stephen Colbert's name)- zhun- wah

...roughly.
 
2014-05-20 02:54:56 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: Lochsteppe: Representative of the unwashed masses: Actual Farking: Antimatter: Actual Farking: FirstNationalBastard: You just know Odo and Kira had to be up to some freaky shiat.

Do you think he would just sprout a dick or would he morph into a weird living sex toy shape?

A bit of both, i'd think.  I think he had literal sex with the female changing once as well, she didn't seem too impressed with it.

And the Great Link is basically one massive shapeshifter swinger orgy.

And then he'd be able to taunt Bashir because next to LaForge he had the least luck getting tail.

Bashir had the last laugh, though - he ended up with the hottest woman in any Star Trek series, past, present, or future.

/Poor jilted Miles
//Brokeback Nor

Incorrect! Jadzea Dax= hottest Trek female. Ezri had the 'girl next door' hotness. Jadzea had the 'fist of an angry God' hotness

It's just a shame the actress decided she didn't want to be tied down to the role anymore

Nicole De Boer went on to have some semblance of a career post DS9

Tery Farrell...not so much.


Tery seems to have been active till 2003.  Nicole till 2007 or so.

Both still look very good for their age.  Back int he DS9 days though, Terry wins for shear beauty, while Nicole wins for that cute girl next doorness.
 
2014-05-20 02:56:03 PM
Farrell retired from acting after having her daughter in 2003. She's now a full-time housewife.

I don't know what happened to De Boer.
 
2014-05-20 03:07:26 PM

COMALite J: The best gathering of Star Trek alumni in the cast non-Trek series remains Disney's Gargoyles animated series of the 1990s.
[carilynn27.files.wordpress.com image 318x159]
[www.panelsonpages.com image 515x500]


That show was surprisingly deep and well-done for a kid's show.  It's no Batman TAS, but it's up there.

Even as a kid though I recognized the voices.  I always wondered if there was more backstory to it, like one of the TNG cast members found it so fun to do they kept harassing their castmates and friends to come try it with them.

Crotchrocket Slim: Hey got his revenge while voicing Avery Bullock on American Dad- half the reason I think that show is beating cancellation and moving to another network.


When he first showed up I figured it was a random guest spot and we'd never see him again.  Then he showed up again... and again... and again.  Honestly, I think Patrick Stewart got sick of decades being seen as an unapproachable highly refined actor and just wanted to do some fart jokes, so he hitched his wagon to the finest fart joke production he could find.
 
2014-05-20 03:22:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: bungle_jr: Crotchrocket Slim: Hey got his revenge while voicing Avery Bullock on American Dad- half the reason I think that show is beating cancellation and moving to another network.

what? moving to another network? when is this happening?

Soonish... with the next season. It's going to be on TBS.


and another thing...i've been a lifelong fan of mr auberjonois...but i've NEVER, as far as i can remember, heard anyone pronounce his name...someone care to attempt to spell it out for me? thanks!

Aw- ber (like in Stephen Colbert's name)- zhun- wah

...roughly.


merci!

i don't do french...but i had kind of guessed something similar to that
 
2014-05-20 03:23:48 PM

Mr_Fabulous: exvaxman: Actually, I really enjoyed him in Benson., the spinoff of soap.

Actually, I enjoyed him as the original Father Mulcahey in M*A*S*H.

/the film


I just looked that up - I completely forgot about him in the movie.  Nice catch!
 
2014-05-20 03:24:26 PM
If he shapeshifts into the chef from The Little Mermaid, I'm in.
 
2014-05-20 03:29:18 PM
fun story...friday afternoon 5/16/2014, driving home from work, listening to the russ martin show on 97.1 the eagle (dallas. i live in ft worth). russ and his crew were talking...i don't recall the subject...when suddenly:

*SLAM* you hear the door kicked open and
"Alright! Today is a good day to die!"

michael dorn (worf), in town for the dallas comic con, busted in by surprise! much fun! actually, he was supposed to have been there thursday, didn't show up...russ got a message from dorn's agent saying mr dorn had forgotten, he apologizes, blah blah blah. michael explained that he seriously just plain forgot, and when he realized he had some free time on friday he wanted to make it up.
 
2014-05-20 03:29:40 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Farrell retired from acting after having her daughter in 2003. She's now a full-time housewife.



 [2] She enjoys sewing and quilting.[3] Farrell has appeared with her husband at the Hershey Area Playhouse in Hershey, Pennsylvania in a production of .[2] In 2011 interview, she said Michael Dorn and she have always been good friends.[4]

So her husband used to do ads for sprint, and sometimes for shiats and giggles they both do the local community theater. That is farking cool as shiat.
 
2014-05-20 03:31:07 PM

Geoff Peterson: Two Dogs Farking: Farrell retired from acting after having her daughter in 2003. She's now a full-time housewife.


 [2] She enjoys sewing and quilting.[3] Farrell has appeared with her husband at the Hershey Area Playhouse in Hershey, Pennsylvania in a production of .[2] In 2011 interview, she said Michael Dorn and she have always been good friends.[4]

So her husband used to do ads for sprint, and sometimes for shiats and giggles they both do the local community theater. That is farking cool as shiat.


I wouldn't mind appearing in her Hershey Area Playhouse, if you know what I mean...
 
2014-05-20 03:32:21 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: RoyFokker'sGhost:

It's just a shame the actress decided she didn't want to be tied down to the role anymore

She didn't. She had the audacity to ask for the same pay as the rest of the main cast and she had the misfortune to have the only character of the show who could be replaced so easily.


Really? Now that I hadn't heard. Or if I did hear, I had forgotten about it.
 
2014-05-20 03:34:50 PM

Crudbucket: Geoff Peterson: Two Dogs Farking: Farrell retired from acting after having her daughter in 2003. She's now a full-time housewife.


 [2] She enjoys sewing and quilting.[3] Farrell has appeared with her husband at the Hershey Area Playhouse in Hershey, Pennsylvania in a production of .[2] In 2011 interview, she said Michael Dorn and she have always been good friends.[4]

So her husband used to do ads for sprint, and sometimes for shiats and giggles they both do the local community theater. That is farking cool as shiat.

I wouldn't mind appearing in her Hershey Area Playhouse, if you know what I mean...


I think I do, sir. I think I do.
 
2014-05-20 03:36:48 PM

Two Dogs Farking: Yeah, De Boer was pixie cute, but Terry Farrell was/is drop-dead gorgeous.

She's been in my spank bank since Back to School
[img.fark.net image 320x240]


I'd Triple Lindy it!
 
2014-05-20 03:53:57 PM

Cheese eating surrender monkey: RoyFokker'sGhost:

It's just a shame the actress decided she didn't want to be tied down to the role anymore

She didn't. She had the audacity to ask for the same pay as the rest of the main cast and she had the misfortune to have the only character of the show who could be replaced so easily.


One more way DS9 copied B5, since Claudia Christian had the same problem.
 
2014-05-20 04:04:57 PM

bungle_jr: FirstNationalBastard: bungle_jr: Crotchrocket Slim: Hey got his revenge while voicing Avery Bullock on American Dad- half the reason I think that show is beating cancellation and moving to another network.

what? moving to another network? when is this happening?

Soonish... with the next season. It's going to be on TBS.


and another thing...i've been a lifelong fan of mr auberjonois...but i've NEVER, as far as i can remember, heard anyone pronounce his name...someone care to attempt to spell it out for me? thanks!

Aw- ber (like in Stephen Colbert's name)- zhun- wah

...roughly.

merci!

i don't do french...but i had kind of guessed something similar to that


Actually it is more like
Oh-bear-zho-nwah
it's a fast oh and think show spelled with a soft z and the n is more on the last sylllable
 
2014-05-20 04:20:28 PM
images.wikia.com
static.guim.co.uk
www.thewrap.com

/keeping talking non-Lizzy Caplan stuff if you want...
 
2014-05-20 04:21:08 PM
rikkards:

Aw- ber (like in Stephen Colbert's name)- zhun- wah

...roughly.

Actually it is more like

Oh-bear-zho-nwah
it's a fast oh and think show spelled with a soft z and the n is more on the last sylllable


Oh come the fark on, is it really that much different? Sheesh!

/for the record, its a little of both.
 
2014-05-20 04:23:02 PM
What the hell kind of show has the inventor of the pap smear on it?

Showtime's period drama

Ah.  Sick.
 
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