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(The Local)   "No sir you can't take those 55 tortoises, 30 lizards and four horned vipers which have just shown up on the X-ray onto the plane"   (thelocal.de ) divider line
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1435 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 May 2014 at 10:47 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-20 10:56:47 AM  
I HATE SNAKES ON A MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!!!!!

JC
 
2014-05-20 11:03:35 AM  
"Dammit, I've had it with the 55 tortoises, 30 lizards and four horned vipers on this plane!" just doesn't have the same impact, even if it is Samuel Jackson saying it.
 
2014-05-20 11:03:54 AM  

JoeCowboy: I HATE SNAKES ON A MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE!!!!!

JC


Monkey fightin' snakes.
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2014-05-20 11:28:14 AM  
Not without paying the 55 tortoises, 30 lizards and four horned vipers fee.
 
2014-05-20 05:26:37 PM  
Why horned vipers? What if one decides it doesn't like you and bites you! What if all four for a coup?!
 
2014-05-20 05:27:12 PM  

4seasons85!: Why horned vipers? What if one decides it doesn't like you and bites you! What if all four for a coup?!


*form a coup. Stupid phone.
 
2014-05-20 05:51:42 PM  
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