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(Uproxx)   Street Fighter Red Tape finally tackles the important issue: Is Blanka a baby-eating monster?   (uproxx.com) divider line 30
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2014-05-20 04:30:19 PM  
Was any part of that supposed to be funny? Who the hell is Pete Holmes and what idiot gave him a show?
 
2014-05-20 07:53:47 PM  
The Vega one was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gtu2Yb0nk4

The guy who plays Vega is awesome. Here he is as Ken too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJetizERFzw
 
2014-05-20 10:57:30 PM  
 
2014-05-20 11:53:41 PM  
That was like a Fark TV skit. But worse.
 
2014-05-20 11:54:44 PM  

Nix Nightbird: That was like a Fark TV skit. But worse.


So...  Hitler?
 
2014-05-20 11:56:30 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The Vega one was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gtu2Yb0nk4

The guy who plays Vega is awesome. Here he is as Ken too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJetizERFzw


I kinda liked the Chun Li one also. For obvious reasons.
 
2014-05-21 12:00:10 AM  
Ha ha that --

FTFV: and I'd appreciate you not inferring it

-- sucked.

/it's "imply"
/even that's probably wrong, since he didn't imply it so much as say it explicitly
 
2014-05-21 12:14:41 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Nix Nightbird: That was like a Fark TV skit. But worse.

So...  Hitler?


Hitler was at least a decent artist before he did the whole genocide rule the world thing.
 
2014-05-21 12:21:02 AM  

Nix Nightbird: Smeggy Smurf: Nix Nightbird: That was like a Fark TV skit. But worse.

So...  Hitler?

Hitler was at least a decent artist before he did the whole genocide rule the world thing.


He just couldn't get the farking trees.
 
2014-05-21 12:44:36 AM  

NOLA swimmer: Nix Nightbird: Smeggy Smurf: Nix Nightbird: That was like a Fark TV skit. But worse.

So...  Hitler?

Hitler was at least a decent artist before he did the whole genocide rule the world thing.

He just couldn't get the farking trees.


So instead of going back in time to kill Hitler, all we have to do is send Bob Ross back?
 
2014-05-21 12:48:01 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: The Vega one was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gtu2Yb0nk4

The guy who plays Vega is awesome. Here he is as Ken too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJetizERFzw


Agree.
 
2014-05-21 12:57:23 AM  

Mentat: NOLA swimmer: Nix Nightbird: Smeggy Smurf: Nix Nightbird: That was like a Fark TV skit. But worse.

So...  Hitler?

Hitler was at least a decent artist before he did the whole genocide rule the world thing.

He just couldn't get the farking trees.

So instead of going back in time to kill Hitler, all we have to do is send Bob Ross back?


I've had that discussion before. He's sorta an architectural illustrator. The time clever would be to commission him document the buildings of the world's great cities.
 
2014-05-21 01:02:29 AM  
That new guy in the Walking dead looks like Blanka and Guiles buttbaby.

www.geekosystem.com
I mean look at  me, I'm farking stupid looking.
 
2014-05-21 02:02:02 AM  
What happened to linking news articles?
Is this the new Fark TV?
 
2014-05-21 02:03:00 AM  
Whatever he is he shoots electricity out of his ass, and is the favourite of lousy players but dies like everybody else to Akuma.

/soosh
 
2014-05-21 06:00:03 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: Nix Nightbird: That was like a Fark TV skit. But worse.

So...  Hitler?


img4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-21 07:33:50 AM  

Mentat: NOLA swimmer: Nix Nightbird: Smeggy Smurf: Nix Nightbird: That was like a Fark TV skit. But worse.

So...  Hitler?

Hitler was at least a decent artist before he did the whole genocide rule the world thing.

He just couldn't get the farking trees.

So instead of going back in time to kill Hitler, all we have to do is send Bob Ross back?


Listen, and understand. That painter is out there. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you paint happy little trees.
 
2014-05-21 08:47:30 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Ha ha that --

FTFV: and I'd appreciate you not inferring it

-- sucked.

/it's "imply"
/even that's probably wrong, since he didn't imply it so much as say it explicitly


Actually, "infer" is correct here, since he deduced that Blanka is a baby-eating monster from his appearance.
 
2014-05-21 08:48:03 AM  

Hiro-ACiD: Whatever he is he shoots electricity out of his ass, and is the favourite of lousy players but dies like everybody else to Akuma.

/soosh


A good Blanka is a fearsome opponent, and hardly ever uses the electricity move. Great range and speed, big damage, some great priority moves (particularly mid air and antiair) spells trouble.
 
2014-05-21 09:12:40 AM  

walktoanarcade: That new guy in the Walking dead looks like Blanka and Guiles buttbaby.

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I mean look at  me, I'm farking stupid looking.


Holy shiat! Is that Bender?
 
2014-05-21 10:05:59 AM  

Nix Nightbird: Smeggy Smurf: Nix Nightbird: That was like a Fark TV skit. But worse.

So...  Hitler?

Hitler was at least a decent artist before he did the whole genocide rule the world thing.


Actually, Hitler was a terrible artist who got rejected from every art school he applied to. Had he been a better artist he might not have done the bitter "world conquering fascist" thing.
 
2014-05-21 10:26:25 AM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Nix Nightbird: Smeggy Smurf: Nix Nightbird: That was like a Fark TV skit. But worse.

So...  Hitler?

Hitler was at least a decent artist before he did the whole genocide rule the world thing.

Actually, Hitler was a terrible artist who got rejected from every art school he applied to. Had he been a better artist he might not have done the bitter "world conquering fascist" thing.


He was better than half of the crap you see these days.  Here let's squirt paint out our ass and call it "art"
 
2014-05-21 10:27:35 AM  
 
2014-05-21 10:59:00 AM  

goatleggedfellow: AverageAmericanGuy: The Vega one was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gtu2Yb0nk4

The guy who plays Vega is awesome. Here he is as Ken too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJetizERFzw

I kinda liked the Chun Li one also. For obvious reasons.


She is a very pretty lady.  And he's terrible.
 
2014-05-21 12:29:38 PM  
I got a kick out of the Dhalsim one.  Also the Ex-Men: Wolverine one.
 
2014-05-21 12:31:51 PM  

Sgt Otter: goatleggedfellow: AverageAmericanGuy: The Vega one was better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gtu2Yb0nk4

The guy who plays Vega is awesome. Here he is as Ken too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJetizERFzw

I kinda liked the Chun Li one also. For obvious reasons.

She is a very pretty lady.  And he's terrible.


I've seen him with Patton Oswalt, Joel McHale, and "Zach" now. He's gonna be a thing.

Must be related to the all the change-over in late night hosts. The 2nd tier moved up to the big time and now guys like this are making it into the minor leagues of show hosting.
 
2014-05-21 01:35:28 PM  

goatleggedfellow: I've seen him with Patton Oswalt, Joel McHale, and "Zach" now. He's gonna be a thing.

Must be related to the all the change-over in late night hosts. The 2nd tier moved up to the big time and now guys like this are making it into the minor leagues of show hosting.


I got a kick out of Zach Morris as Ryu. Pretty amusing. But your theory is an interesting one. I wonder what the talk entertainment landscape was like when Johnny left and Dave and Leno were upstarts. Similar maybe? But there's so many more options now it's hard to imagine they had to go this low down the talent ladder back when there were 2 good channels.
 
2014-05-21 03:36:25 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Was any part of that supposed to be funny? Who the hell is Pete Holmes and what idiot gave him a show?


No idea. Conan O'Brien.
 
2014-05-21 04:11:48 PM  

Mega Steve: No, but he IS a troll

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Jb4UJ_1SU


I never get tried of watching those videos.  Too funny.
 
2014-05-22 02:21:02 AM  

Shocking!!

 
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