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(Contact Music)   George Clooney asks Matt Damon to be his best man. Somewhere, Brad Pitt is screaming into a pillow   (contactmusic.com) divider line 34
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2014-05-20 09:03:28 AM  
Brad Pitt is gay?
 
2014-05-20 09:25:34 AM  

johnsoninca: Brad Pitt is gay?


I like to pretend he is.  Actually, all three.
 
2014-05-20 10:00:55 AM  
Intterestting?
 
2014-05-20 10:27:50 AM  
That's bite the pillow submitter.
 
2014-05-20 10:31:23 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: That's bite the pillow submitter.


It's not a real stretch to think Angelina's into pegging.

Well, maybe it is for Brad...
 
2014-05-20 11:12:23 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-20 12:05:24 PM  
Don't worry, Brad.  You'll get a shot at the next one.
 
2014-05-20 12:05:47 PM  
It's the extra 't' that got Damon the job.
 
2014-05-20 12:06:56 PM  
Wonder what it would look like if Brad Pitt had a beard?
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-20 12:34:24 PM  
In addition to the 'Oceans' movies (that has both both Pitt and Damon), Clooney additionally stars in both Monuments Men and Syriana which has Damon.
 
2014-05-20 12:49:26 PM  
img.fark.net

theageofmetal.com
 
2014-05-20 01:53:08 PM  

T.rex: In addition to the 'Oceans' movies (that has both both Pitt and Damon), Clooney additionally stars in both Monuments Men and Syriana which has Damon.


But Clooney and Pitt were both in Burn After Reading. Hell, Clooney shoots Pitt in that movie, so he owes him.
 
2014-05-20 02:00:46 PM  
brad may be upset, but thankfully scotty doesn't know

/i know that can't be obscure
//love that movie
///watched it 15 times before i realized that was damon
 
2014-05-20 02:04:44 PM  
...And then, he heard about the Clooney/Damon thing.
 
2014-05-20 02:05:17 PM  

bungle_jr: brad may be upset, but thankfully scotty doesn't know

/i know that can't be obscure
//love that movie
///watched it 15 times before i realized that was damon


I had forgotten about that cameo.
 
2014-05-20 02:10:05 PM  
subbyGeorge Clooney asks Mattt Damon to be his best man. Somewhere, Brad Pitt is screaming into a pillow

I think you misspelled Brad Pittt there, subby.
 
2014-05-20 02:13:39 PM  
There might be some bad blood between Clooney and Pitt.

The last time Brangelina visited his Italian getaway he asked them to leave the kids at home the next time.
 
2014-05-20 02:23:34 PM  

Diogenes: There might be some bad blood between Clooney and Pitt.

The last time Brangelina visited his Italian getaway he asked them to leave the kids at home the next time.


Maybe he just meant the next time was going to be an orgy?
 
2014-05-20 02:47:16 PM  

Diogenes: There might be some bad blood between Clooney and Pitt.

The last time Brangelina visited his Italian getaway he asked them to leave the kids at home the next time.


Would you want all those kids in your bachelor pad?
 
2014-05-20 02:48:42 PM  
If you're picking between two guys to be your best man, don't pick the one that looks like Brad Pitt.  Pick the short one.  As always, Clooney got it right.
 
2014-05-20 03:17:47 PM  

mjones73: Diogenes: There might be some bad blood between Clooney and Pitt.

The last time Brangelina visited his Italian getaway he asked them to leave the kids at home the next time.

Would you want all those kids in your bachelor pad?


Oh, I don't blame him at all.  And I'm sure they're nice people and all but it's not hard to imagine those kids are out of control.
 
2014-05-20 03:22:04 PM  
Brad Pitt screaming into a pillow   just has to be some kind of gay fantasy.
 
2014-05-20 03:36:11 PM  

bungle_jr: brad may be upset, but thankfully scotty doesn't know

/i know that can't be obscure
//love that movie
///watched it 15 times before i realized that was damon


I've only heard that because that's someone's Fark handle.
 
2014-05-20 03:38:24 PM  

Diogenes: There might be some bad blood between Clooney and Pitt.

The last time Brangelina visited his Italian getaway he asked them to leave the kids at home the next time.


In all fairness, it's not like Brad and Angie have 1 or 2 kids, they have a farkin zoo.
 
2014-05-20 03:38:35 PM  

Arkanaut: bungle_jr: brad may be upset, but thankfully scotty doesn't know

/i know that can't be obscure
//love that movie
///watched it 15 times before i realized that was damon

I've only heard that because that's someone's Fark handle.


Same here
 
2014-05-20 03:51:40 PM  

Diogenes: There might be some bad blood between Clooney and Pitt.

The last time Brangelina visited his Italian getaway he asked them to leave the kids at home the next time.


They probably broke something.
 
2014-05-20 03:57:46 PM  
Its OK, Brad knows the whole thing is an insanely elaborate practical joke, with the punchline being Damon showing up somewhere dressed inappropriately.
 
2014-05-20 04:27:23 PM  

Soulcatcher: Diogenes: There might be some bad blood between Clooney and Pitt.

The last time Brangelina visited his Italian getaway he asked them to leave the kids at home the next time.

In all fairness, it's not like Brad and Angie have 1 or 2 kids, they have a farkin zoo.


Which Matt Damon sold them.
 
2014-05-20 04:43:05 PM  
I thought he would ask his close friend Obama.
 
2014-05-20 05:26:44 PM  
This has to have some connection to Clooney playing the worst Batman ever and Matt Damon's best friend Ben Affleck about to take on that title.

Or I'm bored at work and my mind is making terrible connections... probably that.
 
2014-05-20 08:08:25 PM  

johnsoninca: Brad Pitt is gay?


Brad Pitt is Tom Cruise.
 
2014-05-20 08:14:05 PM  

Diogenes: Oh, I don't blame him at all.  And I'm sure they're nice people and all but it's not hard to imagine those kids are out of control.


Even if they're not out of control, would anyone want six kids under the age of, what, 13 or so--running around your bachelor pad? Fark, I like kids, and I'd think twice before inviting a family of six kids over.

I'd be willing to bet that George's new bride isn't going to start popping out kidlets either.
 
2014-05-20 10:33:25 PM  
Who the fark could be so pathetic as to possibly care?
 
2014-05-21 10:05:29 AM  

bronyaur1: Who the fark could be so pathetic as to possibly care?


Anyone who takes the time to post on Fark.
 
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