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(Gawker)   Dear Kim, I can't attend your wedding, so I'm sending you a check for four months' profits of our sex tape. Enjoy the $47,000   (gawker.com) divider line 30
    More: Asinine, sex tape, Ray J, Kim Kardashian  
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4834 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 20 May 2014 at 10:40 AM (9 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-20 09:07:16 AM
LOL.  So basically he's still farking her.
 
2014-05-20 10:44:10 AM
Asinine? I find this hilarious.
 
2014-05-20 10:48:35 AM
who is still buying it?
 
2014-05-20 10:49:54 AM
That is pretty funny....

/they're both pieces of shiat
//but dat ass...
 
2014-05-20 10:50:50 AM
I hope this pisses Kanye West off. I have yet to see a picture or video clip of him that doesn't scream "douchebag".
 
2014-05-20 10:52:44 AM
Its kinda sad that in your struggle with relevancy, your biggest weapon is a sex tape with Kim K

/or a sex tape with anyone for that matter.
 
2014-05-20 11:01:49 AM

H31N0US: I hope this pisses Kanye West off. I have yet to see a picture or video clip of him that doesn't scream "douchebag".


Hold on now, that one of him cooking isn't too bad...
img.fark.net

...never mind, he looks like an angry douchebag there too. On a side note, he is really farking up the frosting on those cookies.
 
2014-05-20 11:08:17 AM
That lame shiat turned a profit?
(no, this wasn't meant for the "Spring Breakers" thread)
 
2014-05-20 11:12:38 AM

halfpastnvr: H31N0US: I hope this pisses Kanye West off. I have yet to see a picture or video clip of him that doesn't scream "douchebag".

Hold on now, that one of him cooking isn't too bad...
[img.fark.net image 500x410]

...never mind, he looks like an angry douchebag there too. On a side note, he is really farking up the frosting on those cookies.


In about two seconds he's going to throw that sheet across the kitchen in frustration and blame the recipe for being racist.
 
2014-05-20 11:17:25 AM

Diogenes: halfpastnvr: H31N0US: I hope this pisses Kanye West off. I have yet to see a picture or video clip of him that doesn't scream "douchebag".

Hold on now, that one of him cooking isn't too bad...
[img.fark.net image 500x410]

...never mind, he looks like an angry douchebag there too. On a side note, he is really farking up the frosting on those cookies.

In about two seconds he's going to throw that sheet across the kitchen in frustration and blame the recipe for being racist.


I don't make cookies for white people!!!
 
2014-05-20 11:22:46 AM
Attention whoring. Hey guys I'm still alive, btw my sister is too.
 
2014-05-20 11:24:53 AM
She famous because she's on TV.
She's on TV because she's famous.
 
2014-05-20 11:27:52 AM

vudukungfu: She famous because she's on TV.
She's on TV because she's famous.


And he's famous because apparently fame is now like an STD.
 
2014-05-20 11:53:23 AM

halfpastnvr: On a side note, he is really farking up the frosting on those cookies.


Everybody knows he's a motherfarking froster.
 
2014-05-20 12:33:22 PM
How the fark is that tape still making so much coin? Haven't people heard of the internet?
 
2014-05-20 12:41:24 PM
He best be holding onto that money. Ain't like his rap career's gonna be paying the bills.
 
2014-05-20 12:58:08 PM

drivingsouth: How the fark is that tape still making so much coin? Haven't people heard of the internet?



According to Vivid Entertainment the tape has grossed $50 million, with a huge spike after her engagement.

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.28828/title.ray-j-offers-sex-t ap e-profits-to-kanye-west-kim-kardashian-as-wedding-present
 
2014-05-20 01:08:12 PM
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2014-05-20 01:49:56 PM
50 million?  What the fark for?  its not like she is even remotely hot.  post pics if you disagree farkers
 
2014-05-20 01:55:20 PM
That.  Is.  Awesome.
 
2014-05-20 02:04:36 PM
I thought she was marrying Ray-J, is this not correct?
 
2014-05-20 02:27:14 PM

Diogenes: halfpastnvr: H31N0US: I hope this pisses Kanye West off. I have yet to see a picture or video clip of him that doesn't scream "douchebag".

Hold on now, that one of him cooking isn't too bad...
[img.fark.net image 500x410]

...never mind, he looks like an angry douchebag there too. On a side note, he is really farking up the frosting on those cookies.

In about two seconds he's going to throw that sheet across the kitchen in frustration and blame the recipe for being racist.



Betty Crocker does not care about black people!
 
2014-05-20 02:28:28 PM
Eminem made a sex tape?

/DRTFA
 
2014-05-20 02:36:34 PM

drivingsouth: How the fark is that tape still making so much coin? Haven't people heard of the internet?


It's on the Internet.

When you click on things on the Internet, that generates hits.

The more hits you have, the more you can charge for advertising.

Ray J and Kim K get a lot of hits.

/Rocket Science
 
2014-05-20 04:14:38 PM
That's farking hilarious. Also, if you arent sodomizing Kim K, you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-05-20 04:43:28 PM
Ah, yes...the thrill of being able to look some dickbag right in the eye and say "how's it feel to know that every time you kiss your woman you're kissing someone who had my dick in their mouth?"

So sweet, so satisfying...
 
2014-05-20 07:04:45 PM

Mind of the North Star: Its kinda sad that in your struggle with relevancy, your biggest weapon is a sex tape with Kim K

/or a sex tape with anyone for that matter.


You state that like Kim K was famous beforehand.

I think it's worse that Kim K has parlayed a career from it.
 
2014-05-20 09:29:12 PM

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Now this is a guy I haven't thought about in years......

/get off my lawn
 
2014-05-21 07:41:39 AM

Your mom and me: Asinine? I find this hilarious.


This.  I laughed out loud.
 
2014-05-21 11:09:24 AM

Your mom and me: Asinine? I find this hilarious.


I think 'Asinine' is used for most headlines about this woman because it plays on the word 'ass' and she's famous for her absurdly large ass implants.
 
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