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(Jerusalem Post)   Are the Simpsons a Jewish plot? Is Bart a Mossad agent?   (jpost.com ) divider line
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2014-05-20 09:07:07 AM  
Artificially extending the production run of that show for nefarious purposes is the only reason I can think of as to why that show is still on the air.
 
2014-05-20 11:07:10 AM  
Anti-Semitism is in abundant supply in Egyptian media.

I think it's safe to conclude the accusation is simply nonsense.  Any anti-semitism here is merely coincidental.
 
2014-05-20 11:35:18 AM  
How do you say 'Don't have a Cow, Man!' in Hebrew?
 
2014-05-20 11:35:28 AM  
Judaism is just a plot of the Stonecutters.

www.hwdyk.com
 
2014-05-20 11:36:33 AM  

InterruptingQuirk: Artificially extending the production run of that show for nefarious purposes is the only reason I can think of as to why that show is still on the air.


The indoctrination is everywhere.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-20 11:39:38 AM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-20 11:44:40 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: [img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 468x349]


What does Katy Perry have to do with anything?
 
2014-05-20 11:45:49 AM  
I think they have The Simpsons confused with some other show, possibly Malcolm in the Middle.

Which was owned by New Regency.

Which was owned by an Israeli billionaire who made his money in arms dealing, with Israel the main beneficiary and South Africa and other pariah states as the main customers.

Their first movie, apparently, was Oliver Stone's JFK. You knew he had to be in there some where, didn't you?

But seriously, the Jews are old hat. I assume that Israeli is up to no good half the time, ruthlessly pursing its own interests at all times. As the French man, English Man and American said:   (YOUR COUNTRY HERE) has no friends, only interests..

I am not offering odds on Stephen Harper saying this. It's pretty much inevitable. Probably it will be said by one of his Ministers for him.

Some people find Jews under every stone. I am not one of them. They are under some stones, but they usually select their stones carefully. I doubt that the Jews had anything to do with JFK apart from financing Oliver Stone's career. For real conspiratorial lunancy, you could do worse than Americans, the British, Germans, Russians, the Chinese, etc.
 
2014-05-20 11:48:08 AM  
I think this was the stated purpose of the show when it first came out.  Tracey Ullman first introduce the show as a new cartoon designed to weaken the  Arab states.
 
2014-05-20 11:49:17 AM  
I've already asked my Christian friends if they'll hide me, and I live in New York City. Everyone hates us and they're going to attack us again. I just know it.

/maybe a little paranoid
 
2014-05-20 11:50:15 AM  

InterruptingQuirk: Artificially extending the production run of that show for nefarious purposes is the only reason I can think of as to why that show is still on the air.


kind of like making copper wire from a penny, they're streching it out?

/borscht
 
2014-05-20 11:51:22 AM  
The Middle East has always had a very active Conspiracy Theory subculture.  From Jewish mind-control lasers to magical American bombs that force people to become suicide bombers they have all kinds of ridiculousness.

So what changed?  Well the Egyptian government for one, which Israel doesn't care for.  Does this new government allow the crazed conspiracy theorists like this guy more time?  Or does the J-post (which is very conservative-bias and "zionism-yay") want to start talking about this NOW because, "zomfg we want Mubarak back"?
 
2014-05-20 11:53:08 AM  
Oy Carumba!
 
2014-05-20 11:53:24 AM  
All the white people are yellow. Clearly this is another Semitic race-mixing propaganda piece. "Y'see? It was already happening."
 
2014-05-20 11:54:16 AM  

Aar1012: How do you say 'Don't have a Cow, Man!' in Hebrew?


Dammit, man. Is your Google finger broken?

אין לי פרה!

Dammit. Why is this backwards?  It was OK when I translated it with Google Translate.

לא להיות בעל פרה, איש!

Fark. It's an International Jewish Conspiracy.
 
2014-05-20 11:54:44 AM  
Wait, isn't the Simpsons already an anti-nuclear power plot?

/or, you know, perhaps its just a TV show which isn't backed by shadowy conspirators.
 
2014-05-20 12:02:23 PM  
Yes to both.
 
2014-05-20 12:04:44 PM  
Matt Groenig was born into a liberal Quaker family from Washington State. His grandparents, who were teacdhers, made sure his Father was born in Canada so that he would have Canadian citizenship and could flee the draft if need be. It goes without saying that he would be the front man for evil incarnate and a never-ending war on humanity.. Why do you suppose his first cartoon was entitled "Live in Hell"?

As a Canadian, descended from many Quakers who were martyred by Puritans and who fled the draft during the American Revolution, and as a descendant of a suspicious number of French stone masons and Iberian ancestors who had Crypto-Protestant, Crypto-Jewish, and Crypto-Muslim names, not to mention genes that originated in Africa and the Middle East, let me say this: it's true, it's all true, we're taking over the world one useful idiot at a time!

Obama has the same Y chromosome as we do, apparently. This means he is one of us! One of us, one of us! There are seven million of us in Kenya. Heck, there are more of us in Somalia than Israel.

We can lie low for thousands of years, waiting for unsuspecting white people to marry us and become part of the conspiracy.

Ha, ha! You are losers! We will win because we are smarter than you are. Also, we have cream cheese and can eat it with bacon if we want because we are not Jews. We are the people the Jews are afraid of.

I wonder sometimes if you Pinks are cognizent of how bad you have it? Naw. Too dumb.
 
2014-05-20 12:19:01 PM  
No groin, no krav maga.
 
2014-05-20 12:43:19 PM  
I thought it was pretty clear in The SImpsons movie that Bart was uncut..
 
2014-05-20 12:43:51 PM  
Confused? You won't be, after this week's episode of...Soap.
 
2014-05-20 12:47:59 PM  
Right. And Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a conspiracy perpetrated by the Rand Corporation in association with the reverse vampires and the saucer people to make Seth Green look bad.

/We're through the looking glass, here, people.
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2014-05-20 12:49:15 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: I thought it was pretty clear in The SImpsons movie that Bart was uncut..


Actually, it was crinkle cut

www.traffyk.com
 
2014-05-20 01:20:07 PM  

img3.wikia.nocookie.net


I BET THE JEWS DID THIS

 
2014-05-20 02:01:41 PM  
Eat my Schwartz!
 
2014-05-20 02:17:10 PM  
אל להוליד פרה, חבר.
 
2014-05-20 02:37:04 PM  
Oy caramba!
 
2014-05-20 03:48:50 PM  
i.imgur.com

Thank god I stopped watching over a decade ago.

THANK

GOD
 
2014-05-20 04:12:48 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
/really, FARK?
 
2014-05-20 10:59:04 PM  

Grumpy Cat: I've already asked my Christian friends if they'll hide me, and I live in New York City. Everyone hates us and they're going to attack us again. I just know it.

/maybe a little paranoid


I'd hide you too and I'm of North African origin. We did it before when Europe had a few anti-semitic waves [see the Spanish Inquisition, the French Dreyfus Affair and more recently, Germany]. Many Jews had to leave Europe and ended up settling in North Africa and the Middle East.
 
2014-05-21 03:15:26 AM  

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 640x344]

Thank god I stopped watching over a decade ago.

THANK

GOD


Is that a genuine scene?
 
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