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(Huffington Post)   Tennessee man arrested for attempting to have sex with ATM. Apparently he fantasized about coming into money   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 31
    More: Repeat, Rutherford County  
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2014-05-20 12:55:13 AM  
Great headline!
 
2014-05-20 02:38:42 AM  
already on main page
 
2014-05-20 03:24:00 AM  
Great headline but poor tag

/Should still get greenied with Repeat
 
2014-05-20 06:47:21 AM  
I groaned and facepalmed.

If this isn't at least in the HOTY semifinals, I'll be forced to shake my tiny impotent fist of rage at the mods.
 
2014-05-20 06:49:58 AM  
Genius.

I will vote this one for HOTY. Well done.
 
2014-05-20 06:56:42 AM  
Come again?
 
2014-05-20 07:01:53 AM  
This headline brought to you by 90-era Pierce Brosnon James Bond screenwriters
 
2014-05-20 07:09:43 AM  
That must have been very hard on the machine.
 
2014-05-20 07:19:40 AM  
download.installmob.com

/I CAME!
 
2014-05-20 07:23:31 AM  
If he didn't have consent, is it considered rape?
 
2014-05-20 07:23:53 AM  
Money shot?
Making a deposit?
 
2014-05-20 07:47:47 AM  
Doesn't he know you NEVER go ATM?
 
2014-05-20 07:53:44 AM  
Is the Repeat tag for the headline's joke?
 
2014-05-20 07:56:16 AM  

LoneVVolf: Doesn't he know you NEVER go ATM?


You win comment of the year!
 
2014-05-20 08:03:21 AM  
 
2014-05-20 08:05:56 AM  
Ohhh... well played subby, well played indeed.

/+5 internets for you.
 
2014-05-20 08:13:53 AM  

Type random string here: Is the Repeat tag for the headline's joke?


Yep. Gold-plated IUD, etc.
 
2014-05-20 08:15:33 AM  
A year from now the machine will be spitting out bills with his face on it.
 
2014-05-20 08:19:38 AM  

Type random string here: Is the Repeat tag for the headline's joke?


My dog has no nose!
 
2014-05-20 08:49:15 AM  
Try the veal.  Ba-dum-bum
 
2014-05-20 08:56:10 AM  
I think we're done here.  No more headline submissions should be accepted today, because none are going to beat this one.
 
2014-05-20 09:04:42 AM  

LoneVVolf: Doesn't he know you NEVER go ATM?


Particularly when there's an unusually coquettish picnic table in the parking lot?
 
2014-05-20 09:12:45 AM  

van1ty: A year from now the machine will be spitting out bills with his face on it.


But for now, it's spitting out bills with him on the face.
 
2014-05-20 09:22:38 AM  
You never go atm
 
2014-05-20 10:01:05 AM  
Awesome.

Significant penalty for early withdrawal?
 
2014-05-20 10:49:30 AM  
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/hawt
 
2014-05-20 12:12:36 PM  
Bank screwing you over?  Screw it right back!
 
2014-05-20 01:37:04 PM  
Maybe he should've opted for safe sex instead.
 
2014-05-20 01:53:49 PM  
'groan' subby, just 'groan'
 
2014-05-20 03:53:14 PM  
Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ATM.
 
2014-05-20 04:57:29 PM  
So Johnny Knoxville is filming Bad Grandpa Two.
 
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