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2014-05-19 11:02:49 PM  
18 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-19 09:09:43 PM  
17 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-20 01:33:31 AM  
8 votes:
When a problem comes along...


i.imgur.com
2014-05-20 12:14:46 AM  
8 votes:
You'll regret locking me up!  There will be hell toupee!
thesmokinggun.com
2014-05-20 12:06:50 AM  
8 votes:
thesmokinggun.com

And Chef Boyardee never attempted to make brownies again
2014-05-19 11:57:23 PM  
6 votes:
thesmokinggun.com

s.ecrater.com
2014-05-20 01:53:09 AM  
4 votes:
thesmokinggun.comSnap, Crackle and Pops little known brother, Oh Snap.
2014-05-20 01:19:30 AM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net

At first I thought Kristen Stewart was going to finally answer for her crimes against cinema.

Then I realized this chick's mouth is closed...
2014-05-20 12:00:42 AM  
4 votes:

ornithopter: #11: if you have to shave part of your neckbeard to read the "playboy" tattoo, maybe you don't deserve to have a "playboy" tattoo.

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.

The :) is definitely an E. That still doesn't explain what's up with "SROCKLEY", though. Maybe it's BROCKLEY and he's a vegan who can't spell?

/Neck tattoos: never a good sign
//badly done neck tattoos: even worse sign
///slashies come in threes


looks to me like "Shockley Life"

Obviously a paean to William Shockley co-inventor of the transistor and Nobel prize winner and a staunch advocate of Eugenics.
2014-05-20 06:18:04 AM  
3 votes:
thesmokinggun.com "Excuse me Miss, but I speak jive....."
2014-05-20 01:45:16 AM  
3 votes:
thesmokinggun.com31.media.tumblr.com
2014-05-20 01:01:28 AM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
2014-05-20 12:43:17 AM  
3 votes:

Podmore: AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.

Like a doll's eyes...


and that's not even her final form.
2014-05-19 09:24:47 PM  
3 votes:
thesmokinggun.com

I'd D her UI, too ...

/couldn't come up with a different joke
2014-05-19 08:45:13 PM  
3 votes:

thesmokinggun.com


Must have been one hell of a table dance.....

2014-05-20 03:06:30 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.
2014-05-20 01:47:05 AM  
2 votes:

ParallelUniverseParking: She looks like the love child of a "Terminator" T-800 robot and the Joker
[thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]


Harley-Davidson Quinn?
2014-05-20 01:41:40 AM  
2 votes:
thesmokinggun.com1.bp.blogspot.comStrike first, strike hard, NO MERCY.  COBRA KAI !!!!
2014-05-20 12:21:27 AM  
2 votes:
blacksportsonline.com

 +

defpenradio.com

=

thesmokinggun.com
2014-05-19 09:55:58 PM  
2 votes:
thesmokinggun.com

Bless me Father, for I have sinned...
2014-05-19 09:50:53 PM  
2 votes:

dahmers love zombie: [thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.


she mad
2014-05-19 09:48:19 PM  
2 votes:
thesmokinggun.com

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.
2014-05-19 09:34:23 PM  
2 votes:

HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 441x551]

I'd D her UI, too ...

/couldn't come up with a different joke


I wonder how she lost half her eyebrow.  Probably a tragic accident.
2014-05-19 09:29:24 PM  
2 votes:

HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 414x517]

I'd falsify her information ...


Hey, she's probably cray cray. You're better off falsifying your own. When she goes crazy after you stick your dick in it, it is better for you she's looking for Warren Buffet than HawgWild.

/always Frank and Earnest with these types
//Frank in Chicago and Earnest in St. Louis
2014-05-19 09:22:18 PM  
2 votes:
thesmokinggun.com

I'd falsify her information ...
2014-05-19 08:07:50 PM  
2 votes:
#7 was apparently arrested at a hairdresser.  Also, #14 is either an alien or the poster girl for FAS.
2014-05-20 11:45:08 AM  
1 votes:

Bob_Sled: [thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]

I hope those are contact lenses. At least her eyes let you know she's cray cray.


She has the eyes of a walker.
2014-05-20 11:18:27 AM  
1 votes:

ParallelUniverseParking: She looks like the love child of a "Terminator" T-800 robot and the Joker
[thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]


i'm surprised i'm the one doing this, so far down in this thread:

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
2014-05-20 10:48:12 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
2014-05-20 10:29:02 AM  
1 votes:
www.thesmokinggun.com

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

looks like a basic pleasure model gone bad
2014-05-20 08:07:47 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net

Stand back, Farkers, I'm willing to sacrifice myself. Think well of me.
2014-05-20 06:57:02 AM  
1 votes:

AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.
[thesmokinggun.com image 600x450]


Doesn't know where penis will go...
2014-05-20 04:01:51 AM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
"Sawyer, you bastard!"
2014-05-20 03:55:45 AM  
1 votes:

BigSlowTarget: Not even a mention of stake man?

http://www.news10.net/story/news/local/natomas/2014/05/19/sacramento -p olice-arrest-man-for-for-assault-with-a-wooden-stake/9279073/


Wasn't me.
2014-05-20 02:11:50 AM  
1 votes:
Hmmm. I see a pattern forming in the posts about this girl.

img.fark.net

thebioscopist.files.wordpress.com

/hot
2014-05-20 01:47:55 AM  
1 votes:
thesmokinggun.combullmurph.com
2014-05-20 01:36:20 AM  
1 votes:
thesmokinggun.commimg.ugo.com
2014-05-20 01:22:34 AM  
1 votes:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: [thesmokinggun.com image 600x600]

And Chef Boyardee never attempted to make brownies again


s21.postimg.org
2014-05-20 01:17:29 AM  
1 votes:
She looks like the love child of a "Terminator" T-800 robot and the Joker
thesmokinggun.com
2014-05-20 12:18:15 AM  
1 votes:

HawgWild: I'd D her UI ...


I dunno man. Looks to me like the front teeth are the only ones she's got.
2014-05-20 12:17:57 AM  
1 votes:
Arrested for licking a battery, improper exhibition of a firearm.
thesmokinggun.com
2014-05-20 12:17:25 AM  
1 votes:
2014-05-20 12:05:25 AM  
1 votes:

AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.
[thesmokinggun.com image 600x450]


img.fark.net
img.fark.net
2014-05-19 11:55:24 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
 Maybe the dark is from your eyes,
You know you got such dark eyes!
2014-05-19 11:34:05 PM  
1 votes:
Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?
2014-05-19 11:32:09 PM  
1 votes:
please have number 9 and 14 washed and sent to my cell.
2014-05-19 09:20:30 PM  
1 votes:
thesmokinggun.com

I'd D her UI ...
 
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