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(The Smoking Gun)   Runny mascara, hot chicks with DUIs and weird contact lenses. You'll flip your wig laughing at this week's mug shot roundup   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2014-05-20 01:01:28 AM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
2014-05-20 02:44:24 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.netwww.starnostar.com

Michelle Maylene?
2014-05-20 01:45:16 AM  
2 votes:
thesmokinggun.com31.media.tumblr.com
2014-05-20 01:21:43 AM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-19 11:57:23 PM  
2 votes:
thesmokinggun.com

s.ecrater.com
2014-05-19 11:02:49 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-19 09:22:18 PM  
2 votes:
thesmokinggun.com

I'd falsify her information ...
2014-05-19 09:20:30 PM  
2 votes:
thesmokinggun.com

I'd D her UI ...
2014-05-19 09:09:43 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-19 08:56:34 PM  
2 votes:
You know, they make waterproof mascara and eyeliner.  There really is no excuse for that.
2014-05-19 08:07:50 PM  
2 votes:
#7 was apparently arrested at a hairdresser.  Also, #14 is either an alien or the poster girl for FAS.
2014-05-20 11:18:27 AM  
1 vote:

ParallelUniverseParking: She looks like the love child of a "Terminator" T-800 robot and the Joker
[thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]


i'm surprised i'm the one doing this, so far down in this thread:

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
2014-05-20 10:29:02 AM  
1 vote:
www.thesmokinggun.com

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

looks like a basic pleasure model gone bad
2014-05-20 09:10:05 AM  
1 vote:
#8 reminds me of a black Moe Howard, and that's not a good thing.
2014-05-20 08:50:58 AM  
1 vote:

Bob_Sled: I hope those are contact lenses. At least her eyes let you know she's cray cray.


Anyone else think that's a dude?
2014-05-20 04:01:51 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
"Sawyer, you bastard!"
2014-05-20 03:35:20 AM  
1 vote:
The hot ones are always busted for DUI or domestic violence.  Drunk or crazy ... or both.
2014-05-20 02:11:50 AM  
1 vote:
Hmmm. I see a pattern forming in the posts about this girl.

img.fark.net

thebioscopist.files.wordpress.com

/hot
2014-05-20 01:53:09 AM  
1 vote:
thesmokinggun.comSnap, Crackle and Pops little known brother, Oh Snap.
2014-05-20 01:36:20 AM  
1 vote:
thesmokinggun.commimg.ugo.com
2014-05-20 01:33:31 AM  
1 vote:
When a problem comes along...


i.imgur.com
2014-05-20 01:04:40 AM  
1 vote:

Ambivalence: You know, they make waterproof mascara and eyeliner.  There really is no excuse for that.


That's no accident. Look at the X-TREEM bleach job, look at whatever those contacts are she's wearing.
2014-05-20 12:31:26 AM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: dr_blasto: dahmers love zombie: [thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.

she mad

The best of the bunch, though.

I love everything I know about this chick.

All I know is what her face looks like in a picture.


C'mon man, much more info can be gleaned here. We know she drinks to excess, and makes poor decisions when she does. Missing half an eyebrow, with no obvious sign of a burn wound, or other injurious reason, might hint at mental instability, or possibly just a dissatisfaction with her appearance. Couple that with what looks to be dyed hair (is it just me, or are her roots a dull brown?) and low self-esteem can be inferred. An arrest certainly isn't gonna help that. You've totally got a shot here!
2014-05-20 12:17:25 AM  
1 vote:
2014-05-20 12:00:42 AM  
1 vote:

ornithopter: #11: if you have to shave part of your neckbeard to read the "playboy" tattoo, maybe you don't deserve to have a "playboy" tattoo.

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.

The :) is definitely an E. That still doesn't explain what's up with "SROCKLEY", though. Maybe it's BROCKLEY and he's a vegan who can't spell?

/Neck tattoos: never a good sign
//badly done neck tattoos: even worse sign
///slashies come in threes


looks to me like "Shockley Life"

Obviously a paean to William Shockley co-inventor of the transistor and Nobel prize winner and a staunch advocate of Eugenics.
2014-05-19 11:35:15 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't a major reason for taking mugshots to help identify them later?

If I'm not wrong about that, what good is the first mugshot worth?
2014-05-19 11:34:05 PM  
1 vote:
Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?
2014-05-19 11:32:09 PM  
1 vote:
please have number 9 and 14 washed and sent to my cell.
2014-05-19 11:24:11 PM  
1 vote:
My last mugshot was drivers license material. How anyone can smile about going to jail bewilders me.
2014-05-19 09:50:53 PM  
1 vote:

dahmers love zombie: [thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.


she mad
2014-05-19 09:48:19 PM  
1 vote:
thesmokinggun.com

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.
2014-05-19 09:29:24 PM  
1 vote:

HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 414x517]

I'd falsify her information ...


Hey, she's probably cray cray. You're better off falsifying your own. When she goes crazy after you stick your dick in it, it is better for you she's looking for Warren Buffet than HawgWild.

/always Frank and Earnest with these types
//Frank in Chicago and Earnest in St. Louis
 
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