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(The Smoking Gun)   Runny mascara, hot chicks with DUIs and weird contact lenses. You'll flip your wig laughing at this week's mug shot roundup   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line 99
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2014-05-20 01:01:10 AM  
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www.aceshowbiz.com www4.images.coolspotters.com
 
2014-05-20 01:01:28 AM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-20 01:04:40 AM  

Ambivalence: You know, they make waterproof mascara and eyeliner.  There really is no excuse for that.


That's no accident. Look at the X-TREEM bleach job, look at whatever those contacts are she's wearing.
 
2014-05-20 01:05:34 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 334x428]

[i.imgur.com image 319x240]


That was right on the tip of my brain. I couldn't quite think it.
 
2014-05-20 01:17:29 AM  
She looks like the love child of a "Terminator" T-800 robot and the Joker
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2014-05-20 01:19:30 AM  
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At first I thought Kristen Stewart was going to finally answer for her crimes against cinema.

Then I realized this chick's mouth is closed...
 
2014-05-20 01:21:43 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-20 01:22:34 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: [thesmokinggun.com image 600x600]

And Chef Boyardee never attempted to make brownies again


s21.postimg.org
 
2014-05-20 01:33:31 AM  
When a problem comes along...


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-20 01:36:20 AM  
thesmokinggun.commimg.ugo.com
 
2014-05-20 01:41:40 AM  
thesmokinggun.com1.bp.blogspot.comStrike first, strike hard, NO MERCY.  COBRA KAI !!!!
 
2014-05-20 01:45:16 AM  
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2014-05-20 01:47:05 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: She looks like the love child of a "Terminator" T-800 robot and the Joker
[thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]


Harley-Davidson Quinn?
 
2014-05-20 01:47:55 AM  
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2014-05-20 01:53:09 AM  
thesmokinggun.comSnap, Crackle and Pops little known brother, Oh Snap.
 
2014-05-20 02:04:58 AM  

Capo Del Bandito: I'll admit, I have problems.

But some of those gals just need a nice dinner invitation...some respect given to them...maybe a nice backrub...Maybe less cray cray?


Or as I like to say....nothing wrong with her that some of my good luvin wont fix. (said in jest, of course)
 
2014-05-20 02:08:58 AM  
Hard times have befallen Evangeline Lilly.
 
2014-05-20 02:11:50 AM  
Hmmm. I see a pattern forming in the posts about this girl.

img.fark.net

thebioscopist.files.wordpress.com

/hot
 
2014-05-20 02:13:16 AM  
When I saw #4, I thought, "David Bowie has seen better days..."
 
2014-05-20 02:44:24 AM  
img.fark.netwww.starnostar.com

Michelle Maylene?
 
2014-05-20 03:06:30 AM  
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The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.
 
2014-05-20 03:35:20 AM  
The hot ones are always busted for DUI or domestic violence.  Drunk or crazy ... or both.
 
2014-05-20 03:55:45 AM  

BigSlowTarget: Not even a mention of stake man?

http://www.news10.net/story/news/local/natomas/2014/05/19/sacramento -p olice-arrest-man-for-for-assault-with-a-wooden-stake/9279073/


Wasn't me.
 
2014-05-20 04:01:51 AM  
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"Sawyer, you bastard!"
 
2014-05-20 04:09:39 AM  

SPLAMM: [thesmokinggun.com image 600x450][mimg.ugo.com image 144x144]


img716.imageshack.us
MINERS, not MINORS.
 
2014-05-20 04:22:46 AM  
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I hope those are contact lenses. At least her eyes let you know she's cray cray.
 
2014-05-20 05:19:30 AM  

basemetal: [thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]
Must have been one hell of a table dance.....


I am seriously digging on her contacts. Those are really very cool.
Plus that little blonde MIP is ADORABLE!   shes just so damn  cute! Shes gonna look at her dad with that sweet face and twist him around her pinky. She gets away with murder...and shes gonna get a new car
 
2014-05-20 06:18:04 AM  
thesmokinggun.com "Excuse me Miss, but I speak jive....."
 
2014-05-20 06:25:42 AM  

Ed Grubermann: SPLAMM: [thesmokinggun.com image 600x450][mimg.ugo.com image 144x144]


MINERS, not MINORS.


Ya lost me ...
 
2014-05-20 06:37:14 AM  
Can anyone say with 100% certainty that #4 is a woman?

/NTTAWWT
// Actually TISWWT
 
2014-05-20 06:57:02 AM  

AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.
[thesmokinggun.com image 600x450]


Doesn't know where penis will go...
 
2014-05-20 07:41:15 AM  
thesmokinggun.com

And say hello to Mrs. Boy-R-Dee for me.
 
2014-05-20 08:07:47 AM  
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Stand back, Farkers, I'm willing to sacrifice myself. Think well of me.
 
2014-05-20 08:22:31 AM  

Boo_Guy: You'll regret locking me up!  There will be hell toupee!
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He looks like a medieval warrior...  vote for pedro!
 
2014-05-20 08:43:27 AM  

morg: Podmore: AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.

Like a doll's eyes...

and that's not even her final form.


All true; still want.
 
2014-05-20 08:50:58 AM  

Bob_Sled: I hope those are contact lenses. At least her eyes let you know she's cray cray.


Anyone else think that's a dude?
 
2014-05-20 09:10:05 AM  
#8 reminds me of a black Moe Howard, and that's not a good thing.
 
2014-05-20 09:39:41 AM  
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2014-05-20 09:47:26 AM  

FriarReb98: #7 was apparently arrested at a hairdresser.  Also, #14 is either an alien or the poster girl for FAS.


#14 is freaking me out. and i'm strangely attracted to her. she's got a little bit of the amy smart look, and...something else...not quite sure what it is. bring her to me, i'll get it all figured out
 
2014-05-20 09:59:37 AM  

SonOfSpam: Bob_Sled: I hope those are contact lenses. At least her eyes let you know she's cray cray.

Anyone else think that's a dude?

GentlemanJ: When I saw #4, I thought, "David Bowie has seen better days..."


i agree
 
2014-05-20 10:26:08 AM  
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I am gonna be pen pals with this one while she is in prison!
 
2014-05-20 10:29:02 AM  
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looks like a basic pleasure model gone bad
 
2014-05-20 10:48:12 AM  
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img.fark.net
 
2014-05-20 11:18:27 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: She looks like the love child of a "Terminator" T-800 robot and the Joker
[thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]


i'm surprised i'm the one doing this, so far down in this thread:

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
 
2014-05-20 11:41:49 AM  

Mega Steve: AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.
[thesmokinggun.com image 600x450]

[img.fark.net image 600x450]
[img.fark.net image 500x270]


That was my impression as well.
 
2014-05-20 11:45:08 AM  

Bob_Sled: [thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]

I hope those are contact lenses. At least her eyes let you know she's cray cray.


She has the eyes of a walker.
 
2014-05-20 11:46:35 AM  
Anyone have a link to the actual lineup? I only get the splash page and can't find the drilldown.
 
2014-05-20 12:51:03 PM  
I suppose the people from Umbrella Corp. will be posting bail for Alice...

mougar2010.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-20 09:49:19 PM  

Piizzadude: [img.fark.net image 600x450]

I am gonna be pen pals with this one while she is in prison!


I hope you're using a P.O. box.

/In a strip mall
//In a different city
 
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