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(The Smoking Gun)   Runny mascara, hot chicks with DUIs and weird contact lenses. You'll flip your wig laughing at this week's mug shot roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 99
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2014-05-19 08:07:50 PM  
#7 was apparently arrested at a hairdresser.  Also, #14 is either an alien or the poster girl for FAS.
 
2014-05-19 08:45:13 PM  

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Must have been one hell of a table dance.....

 
2014-05-19 08:56:34 PM  
You know, they make waterproof mascara and eyeliner.  There really is no excuse for that.
 
2014-05-19 09:09:43 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-19 09:20:30 PM  
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I'd D her UI ...
 
2014-05-19 09:22:18 PM  
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I'd falsify her information ...
 
2014-05-19 09:24:47 PM  
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I'd D her UI, too ...

/couldn't come up with a different joke
 
2014-05-19 09:29:24 PM  

HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 414x517]

I'd falsify her information ...


Hey, she's probably cray cray. You're better off falsifying your own. When she goes crazy after you stick your dick in it, it is better for you she's looking for Warren Buffet than HawgWild.

/always Frank and Earnest with these types
//Frank in Chicago and Earnest in St. Louis
 
2014-05-19 09:34:23 PM  

HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 441x551]

I'd D her UI, too ...

/couldn't come up with a different joke


I wonder how she lost half her eyebrow.  Probably a tragic accident.
 
2014-05-19 09:42:06 PM  

dr_blasto: HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 414x517]

I'd falsify her information ...

Hey, she's probably cray cray. You're better off falsifying your own. When she goes crazy after you stick your dick in it, it is better for you she's looking for Warren Buffet than HawgWild.

/always Frank and Earnest with these types
//Frank in Chicago and Earnest in St. Louis


Mmmmm ... loves me some cray cray.
 
2014-05-19 09:45:44 PM  

HawgWild: dr_blasto: HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 414x517]

I'd falsify her information ...

Hey, she's probably cray cray. You're better off falsifying your own. When she goes crazy after you stick your dick in it, it is better for you she's looking for Warren Buffet than HawgWild.

/always Frank and Earnest with these types
//Frank in Chicago and Earnest in St. Louis

Mmmmm ... loves me some cray cray.


don't we all, don't we all.
 
2014-05-19 09:48:19 PM  
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Totes.
Cray.
Cray.
 
2014-05-19 09:50:53 PM  

dahmers love zombie: [thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.


she mad
 
2014-05-19 09:55:58 PM  
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned...
 
2014-05-19 10:59:29 PM  

dr_blasto: dahmers love zombie: [thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.

she mad


The best of the bunch, though.

I love everything I know about this chick.

All I know is what her face looks like in a picture.
 
2014-05-19 11:02:49 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-19 11:24:11 PM  
My last mugshot was drivers license material. How anyone can smile about going to jail bewilders me.
 
2014-05-19 11:32:09 PM  
please have number 9 and 14 washed and sent to my cell.
 
2014-05-19 11:33:00 PM  
Eh ... Ugh ... Ahhhh ... Ah! THANK you, minnkat.
 
2014-05-19 11:34:05 PM  
Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?
 
2014-05-19 11:35:15 PM  
Isn't a major reason for taking mugshots to help identify them later?

If I'm not wrong about that, what good is the first mugshot worth?
 
2014-05-19 11:37:09 PM  

Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?


Something with an "S" Life?
 
2014-05-19 11:38:22 PM  

Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?


It looks like "shocking life" to me.

/Simpsons font, dude?
 
2014-05-19 11:38:28 PM  

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 700x525]


I salute you
 
2014-05-19 11:40:18 PM  

PreMortem: My last mugshot was drivers license material. How anyone can smile about going to jail bewilders me.


Yep. After 4 hours surrounded by puking crackheads, I'm fairly certain I wasn't all that joyful when it was picture time. /perhaps the female lockup is more fun? I'm imagining a certain 70's Pam Grier scenario....//spent 6 hrs in the can 24 yrs ago. That was enough. ///I would pay a pretty penny to view those mugshots of my friends and I that night.
 
2014-05-19 11:40:59 PM  
Holy shiat she scares me.
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2014-05-19 11:42:09 PM  

Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?


Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.
 
2014-05-19 11:44:37 PM  

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.


It's the safe word.
 
2014-05-19 11:51:27 PM  
#11: if you have to shave part of your neckbeard to read the "playboy" tattoo, maybe you don't deserve to have a "playboy" tattoo.

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.


The :) is definitely an E. That still doesn't explain what's up with "SROCKLEY", though. Maybe it's BROCKLEY and he's a vegan who can't spell?

/Neck tattoos: never a good sign
//badly done neck tattoos: even worse sign
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-05-19 11:55:24 PM  
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 Maybe the dark is from your eyes,
You know you got such dark eyes!
 
2014-05-19 11:57:23 PM  
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s.ecrater.com
 
2014-05-19 11:57:35 PM  

ornithopter: #11: if you have to shave part of your neckbeard to read the "playboy" tattoo, maybe you don't deserve to have a "playboy" tattoo.

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.

The :) is definitely an E. That still doesn't explain what's up with "SROCKLEY", though. Maybe it's BROCKLEY and he's a vegan who can't spell?

/Neck tattoos: never a good sign
//badly done neck tattoos: even worse sign
///slashies come in threes


Google reports that Srockley is a surname. My spider sense tells me their gene puddle isn't that impressive.
 
2014-05-20 12:00:19 AM  
I'll admit, I have problems.

But some of those gals just need a nice dinner invitation...some respect given to them...maybe a nice backrub...Maybe less cray cray?
 
2014-05-20 12:00:42 AM  

ornithopter: #11: if you have to shave part of your neckbeard to read the "playboy" tattoo, maybe you don't deserve to have a "playboy" tattoo.

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.

The :) is definitely an E. That still doesn't explain what's up with "SROCKLEY", though. Maybe it's BROCKLEY and he's a vegan who can't spell?

/Neck tattoos: never a good sign
//badly done neck tattoos: even worse sign
///slashies come in threes


looks to me like "Shockley Life"

Obviously a paean to William Shockley co-inventor of the transistor and Nobel prize winner and a staunch advocate of Eugenics.
 
2014-05-20 12:02:35 AM  

HawgWild: I'd D her UI, too ...

/couldn't come up with a different joke


Umm, Jack. Jack Momma.
 
2014-05-20 12:05:25 AM  

AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.
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2014-05-20 12:06:50 AM  
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And Chef Boyardee never attempted to make brownies again
 
2014-05-20 12:08:37 AM  
Bring #14. The Alien to me I will assure her safety.
 
2014-05-20 12:13:29 AM  
Real life fairy?  How'd she keep the wings out of the shot?
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2014-05-20 12:14:46 AM  
You'll regret locking me up!  There will be hell toupee!
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2014-05-20 12:15:31 AM  

AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.


Like a doll's eyes...
 
2014-05-20 12:17:06 AM  

Kanemano: ornithopter: #11: if you have to shave part of your neckbeard to read the "playboy" tattoo, maybe you don't deserve to have a "playboy" tattoo.

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.

The :) is definitely an E. That still doesn't explain what's up with "SROCKLEY", though. Maybe it's BROCKLEY and he's a vegan who can't spell?

/Neck tattoos: never a good sign
//badly done neck tattoos: even worse sign
///slashies come in threes

looks to me like "Shockley Life"

Obviously a paean to William Shockley co-inventor of the transistor and Nobel prize winner and a staunch advocate of Eugenics.


If that guy is so pro-eugenics, why is he still alive?
 
2014-05-20 12:17:25 AM  
 
2014-05-20 12:17:57 AM  
Arrested for licking a battery, improper exhibition of a firearm.
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2014-05-20 12:18:15 AM  

HawgWild: I'd D her UI ...


I dunno man. Looks to me like the front teeth are the only ones she's got.
 
2014-05-20 12:18:50 AM  

Boo_Guy: You'll regret locking me up!  There will be hell toupee!


A black belieber?
 
2014-05-20 12:21:27 AM  
blacksportsonline.com

 +

defpenradio.com

=

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2014-05-20 12:21:27 AM  
2, 9 and 14 for sure. #6 Is a maybe.
 
2014-05-20 12:31:26 AM  

jaylectricity: dr_blasto: dahmers love zombie: [thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.

she mad

The best of the bunch, though.

I love everything I know about this chick.

All I know is what her face looks like in a picture.


C'mon man, much more info can be gleaned here. We know she drinks to excess, and makes poor decisions when she does. Missing half an eyebrow, with no obvious sign of a burn wound, or other injurious reason, might hint at mental instability, or possibly just a dissatisfaction with her appearance. Couple that with what looks to be dyed hair (is it just me, or are her roots a dull brown?) and low self-esteem can be inferred. An arrest certainly isn't gonna help that. You've totally got a shot here!
 
2014-05-20 12:43:17 AM  

Podmore: AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.

Like a doll's eyes...


and that's not even her final form.
 
2014-05-20 01:01:10 AM  
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www.aceshowbiz.com www4.images.coolspotters.com
 
2014-05-20 01:01:28 AM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-20 01:04:40 AM  

Ambivalence: You know, they make waterproof mascara and eyeliner.  There really is no excuse for that.


That's no accident. Look at the X-TREEM bleach job, look at whatever those contacts are she's wearing.
 
2014-05-20 01:05:34 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 334x428]

[i.imgur.com image 319x240]


That was right on the tip of my brain. I couldn't quite think it.
 
2014-05-20 01:17:29 AM  
She looks like the love child of a "Terminator" T-800 robot and the Joker
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2014-05-20 01:19:30 AM  
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At first I thought Kristen Stewart was going to finally answer for her crimes against cinema.

Then I realized this chick's mouth is closed...
 
2014-05-20 01:21:43 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-20 01:22:34 AM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: [thesmokinggun.com image 600x600]

And Chef Boyardee never attempted to make brownies again


s21.postimg.org
 
2014-05-20 01:33:31 AM  
When a problem comes along...


i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-20 01:36:20 AM  
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2014-05-20 01:41:40 AM  
thesmokinggun.com1.bp.blogspot.comStrike first, strike hard, NO MERCY.  COBRA KAI !!!!
 
2014-05-20 01:45:16 AM  
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2014-05-20 01:47:05 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: She looks like the love child of a "Terminator" T-800 robot and the Joker
[thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]


Harley-Davidson Quinn?
 
2014-05-20 01:47:55 AM  
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2014-05-20 01:53:09 AM  
thesmokinggun.comSnap, Crackle and Pops little known brother, Oh Snap.
 
2014-05-20 02:04:58 AM  

Capo Del Bandito: I'll admit, I have problems.

But some of those gals just need a nice dinner invitation...some respect given to them...maybe a nice backrub...Maybe less cray cray?


Or as I like to say....nothing wrong with her that some of my good luvin wont fix. (said in jest, of course)
 
2014-05-20 02:08:58 AM  
Hard times have befallen Evangeline Lilly.
 
2014-05-20 02:11:50 AM  
Hmmm. I see a pattern forming in the posts about this girl.

img.fark.net

thebioscopist.files.wordpress.com

/hot
 
2014-05-20 02:13:16 AM  
When I saw #4, I thought, "David Bowie has seen better days..."
 
2014-05-20 02:44:24 AM  
img.fark.netwww.starnostar.com

Michelle Maylene?
 
2014-05-20 03:06:30 AM  
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The lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.
 
2014-05-20 03:35:20 AM  
The hot ones are always busted for DUI or domestic violence.  Drunk or crazy ... or both.
 
2014-05-20 03:55:45 AM  

BigSlowTarget: Not even a mention of stake man?

http://www.news10.net/story/news/local/natomas/2014/05/19/sacramento -p olice-arrest-man-for-for-assault-with-a-wooden-stake/9279073/


Wasn't me.
 
2014-05-20 04:01:51 AM  
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"Sawyer, you bastard!"
 
2014-05-20 04:09:39 AM  

SPLAMM: [thesmokinggun.com image 600x450][mimg.ugo.com image 144x144]


img716.imageshack.us
MINERS, not MINORS.
 
2014-05-20 04:22:46 AM  
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I hope those are contact lenses. At least her eyes let you know she's cray cray.
 
2014-05-20 05:19:30 AM  

basemetal: [thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]
Must have been one hell of a table dance.....


I am seriously digging on her contacts. Those are really very cool.
Plus that little blonde MIP is ADORABLE!   shes just so damn  cute! Shes gonna look at her dad with that sweet face and twist him around her pinky. She gets away with murder...and shes gonna get a new car
 
2014-05-20 06:18:04 AM  
thesmokinggun.com "Excuse me Miss, but I speak jive....."
 
2014-05-20 06:25:42 AM  

Ed Grubermann: SPLAMM: [thesmokinggun.com image 600x450][mimg.ugo.com image 144x144]


MINERS, not MINORS.


Ya lost me ...
 
2014-05-20 06:37:14 AM  
Can anyone say with 100% certainty that #4 is a woman?

/NTTAWWT
// Actually TISWWT
 
2014-05-20 06:57:02 AM  

AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.
[thesmokinggun.com image 600x450]


Doesn't know where penis will go...
 
2014-05-20 07:41:15 AM  
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And say hello to Mrs. Boy-R-Dee for me.
 
2014-05-20 08:07:47 AM  
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Stand back, Farkers, I'm willing to sacrifice myself. Think well of me.
 
2014-05-20 08:22:31 AM  

Boo_Guy: You'll regret locking me up!  There will be hell toupee!
[thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]


He looks like a medieval warrior...  vote for pedro!
 
2014-05-20 08:43:27 AM  

morg: Podmore: AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.

Like a doll's eyes...

and that's not even her final form.


All true; still want.
 
2014-05-20 08:50:58 AM  

Bob_Sled: I hope those are contact lenses. At least her eyes let you know she's cray cray.


Anyone else think that's a dude?
 
2014-05-20 09:10:05 AM  
#8 reminds me of a black Moe Howard, and that's not a good thing.
 
2014-05-20 09:39:41 AM  
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2014-05-20 09:47:26 AM  

FriarReb98: #7 was apparently arrested at a hairdresser.  Also, #14 is either an alien or the poster girl for FAS.


#14 is freaking me out. and i'm strangely attracted to her. she's got a little bit of the amy smart look, and...something else...not quite sure what it is. bring her to me, i'll get it all figured out
 
2014-05-20 09:59:37 AM  

SonOfSpam: Bob_Sled: I hope those are contact lenses. At least her eyes let you know she's cray cray.

Anyone else think that's a dude?

GentlemanJ: When I saw #4, I thought, "David Bowie has seen better days..."


i agree
 
2014-05-20 10:26:08 AM  
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I am gonna be pen pals with this one while she is in prison!
 
2014-05-20 10:29:02 AM  
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encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

looks like a basic pleasure model gone bad
 
2014-05-20 10:48:12 AM  
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img.fark.net
 
2014-05-20 11:18:27 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: She looks like the love child of a "Terminator" T-800 robot and the Joker
[thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]


i'm surprised i'm the one doing this, so far down in this thread:

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!
 
2014-05-20 11:41:49 AM  

Mega Steve: AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.
[thesmokinggun.com image 600x450]

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That was my impression as well.
 
2014-05-20 11:45:08 AM  

Bob_Sled: [thesmokinggun.com image 550x700]

I hope those are contact lenses. At least her eyes let you know she's cray cray.


She has the eyes of a walker.
 
2014-05-20 11:46:35 AM  
Anyone have a link to the actual lineup? I only get the splash page and can't find the drilldown.
 
2014-05-20 12:51:03 PM  
I suppose the people from Umbrella Corp. will be posting bail for Alice...

mougar2010.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-20 09:49:19 PM  

Piizzadude: [img.fark.net image 600x450]

I am gonna be pen pals with this one while she is in prison!


I hope you're using a P.O. box.

/In a strip mall
//In a different city
 
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