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2014-05-19 08:07:50 PM
#7 was apparently arrested at a hairdresser.  Also, #14 is either an alien or the poster girl for FAS.
 
2014-05-19 08:45:13 PM

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Must have been one hell of a table dance.....

 
2014-05-19 08:56:34 PM
You know, they make waterproof mascara and eyeliner.  There really is no excuse for that.
 
2014-05-19 09:09:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-19 09:20:30 PM
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I'd D her UI ...
 
2014-05-19 09:22:18 PM
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I'd falsify her information ...
 
2014-05-19 09:24:47 PM
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I'd D her UI, too ...

/couldn't come up with a different joke
 
2014-05-19 09:29:24 PM

HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 414x517]

I'd falsify her information ...


Hey, she's probably cray cray. You're better off falsifying your own. When she goes crazy after you stick your dick in it, it is better for you she's looking for Warren Buffet than HawgWild.

/always Frank and Earnest with these types
//Frank in Chicago and Earnest in St. Louis
 
2014-05-19 09:34:23 PM

HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 441x551]

I'd D her UI, too ...

/couldn't come up with a different joke


I wonder how she lost half her eyebrow.  Probably a tragic accident.
 
2014-05-19 09:42:06 PM

dr_blasto: HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 414x517]

I'd falsify her information ...

Hey, she's probably cray cray. You're better off falsifying your own. When she goes crazy after you stick your dick in it, it is better for you she's looking for Warren Buffet than HawgWild.

/always Frank and Earnest with these types
//Frank in Chicago and Earnest in St. Louis


Mmmmm ... loves me some cray cray.
 
2014-05-19 09:45:44 PM

HawgWild: dr_blasto: HawgWild: [thesmokinggun.com image 414x517]

I'd falsify her information ...

Hey, she's probably cray cray. You're better off falsifying your own. When she goes crazy after you stick your dick in it, it is better for you she's looking for Warren Buffet than HawgWild.

/always Frank and Earnest with these types
//Frank in Chicago and Earnest in St. Louis

Mmmmm ... loves me some cray cray.


don't we all, don't we all.
 
2014-05-19 09:48:19 PM
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Totes.
Cray.
Cray.
 
2014-05-19 09:50:53 PM

dahmers love zombie: [thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.


she mad
 
2014-05-19 09:55:58 PM
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned...
 
2014-05-19 10:59:29 PM

dr_blasto: dahmers love zombie: [thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.

she mad


The best of the bunch, though.

I love everything I know about this chick.

All I know is what her face looks like in a picture.
 
2014-05-19 11:02:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-19 11:24:11 PM
My last mugshot was drivers license material. How anyone can smile about going to jail bewilders me.
 
2014-05-19 11:32:09 PM
please have number 9 and 14 washed and sent to my cell.
 
2014-05-19 11:33:00 PM
Eh ... Ugh ... Ahhhh ... Ah! THANK you, minnkat.
 
2014-05-19 11:34:05 PM
Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?
 
2014-05-19 11:35:15 PM
Isn't a major reason for taking mugshots to help identify them later?

If I'm not wrong about that, what good is the first mugshot worth?
 
2014-05-19 11:37:09 PM

Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?


Something with an "S" Life?
 
2014-05-19 11:38:22 PM

Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?


It looks like "shocking life" to me.

/Simpsons font, dude?
 
2014-05-19 11:38:28 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 700x525]


I salute you
 
2014-05-19 11:40:18 PM

PreMortem: My last mugshot was drivers license material. How anyone can smile about going to jail bewilders me.


Yep. After 4 hours surrounded by puking crackheads, I'm fairly certain I wasn't all that joyful when it was picture time. /perhaps the female lockup is more fun? I'm imagining a certain 70's Pam Grier scenario....//spent 6 hrs in the can 24 yrs ago. That was enough. ///I would pay a pretty penny to view those mugshots of my friends and I that night.
 
2014-05-19 11:40:59 PM
Holy shiat she scares me.
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2014-05-19 11:42:09 PM

Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?


Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.
 
2014-05-19 11:44:37 PM

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.


It's the safe word.
 
2014-05-19 11:51:27 PM
#11: if you have to shave part of your neckbeard to read the "playboy" tattoo, maybe you don't deserve to have a "playboy" tattoo.

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.


The :) is definitely an E. That still doesn't explain what's up with "SROCKLEY", though. Maybe it's BROCKLEY and he's a vegan who can't spell?

/Neck tattoos: never a good sign
//badly done neck tattoos: even worse sign
///slashies come in threes
 
2014-05-19 11:55:24 PM
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 Maybe the dark is from your eyes,
You know you got such dark eyes!
 
2014-05-19 11:57:23 PM
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s.ecrater.com
 
2014-05-19 11:57:35 PM

ornithopter: #11: if you have to shave part of your neckbeard to read the "playboy" tattoo, maybe you don't deserve to have a "playboy" tattoo.

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.

The :) is definitely an E. That still doesn't explain what's up with "SROCKLEY", though. Maybe it's BROCKLEY and he's a vegan who can't spell?

/Neck tattoos: never a good sign
//badly done neck tattoos: even worse sign
///slashies come in threes


Google reports that Srockley is a surname. My spider sense tells me their gene puddle isn't that impressive.
 
2014-05-20 12:00:19 AM
I'll admit, I have problems.

But some of those gals just need a nice dinner invitation...some respect given to them...maybe a nice backrub...Maybe less cray cray?
 
2014-05-20 12:00:42 AM

ornithopter: #11: if you have to shave part of your neckbeard to read the "playboy" tattoo, maybe you don't deserve to have a "playboy" tattoo.

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.

The :) is definitely an E. That still doesn't explain what's up with "SROCKLEY", though. Maybe it's BROCKLEY and he's a vegan who can't spell?

/Neck tattoos: never a good sign
//badly done neck tattoos: even worse sign
///slashies come in threes


looks to me like "Shockley Life"

Obviously a paean to William Shockley co-inventor of the transistor and Nobel prize winner and a staunch advocate of Eugenics.
 
2014-05-20 12:02:35 AM

HawgWild: I'd D her UI, too ...

/couldn't come up with a different joke


Umm, Jack. Jack Momma.
 
2014-05-20 12:05:25 AM

AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.
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2014-05-20 12:06:50 AM
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And Chef Boyardee never attempted to make brownies again
 
2014-05-20 12:08:37 AM
Bring #14. The Alien to me I will assure her safety.
 
2014-05-20 12:13:29 AM
Real life fairy?  How'd she keep the wings out of the shot?
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2014-05-20 12:14:46 AM
You'll regret locking me up!  There will be hell toupee!
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2014-05-20 12:15:31 AM

AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.


Like a doll's eyes...
 
2014-05-20 12:17:06 AM

Kanemano: ornithopter: #11: if you have to shave part of your neckbeard to read the "playboy" tattoo, maybe you don't deserve to have a "playboy" tattoo.

DubtodaIll: Czechzican: Can anyone read the tattoo on #15?

Looks like SROCKL:)Y LIFE to me. Not that that makes any sense, maybe it's a name or place.

The :) is definitely an E. That still doesn't explain what's up with "SROCKLEY", though. Maybe it's BROCKLEY and he's a vegan who can't spell?

/Neck tattoos: never a good sign
//badly done neck tattoos: even worse sign
///slashies come in threes

looks to me like "Shockley Life"

Obviously a paean to William Shockley co-inventor of the transistor and Nobel prize winner and a staunch advocate of Eugenics.


If that guy is so pro-eugenics, why is he still alive?
 
2014-05-20 12:17:25 AM
 
2014-05-20 12:17:57 AM
Arrested for licking a battery, improper exhibition of a firearm.
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2014-05-20 12:18:15 AM

HawgWild: I'd D her UI ...


I dunno man. Looks to me like the front teeth are the only ones she's got.
 
2014-05-20 12:18:50 AM

Boo_Guy: You'll regret locking me up!  There will be hell toupee!


A black belieber?
 
2014-05-20 12:21:27 AM
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2014-05-20 12:21:27 AM
2, 9 and 14 for sure. #6 Is a maybe.
 
2014-05-20 12:31:26 AM

jaylectricity: dr_blasto: dahmers love zombie: [thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Totes.
Cray.
Cray.

she mad

The best of the bunch, though.

I love everything I know about this chick.

All I know is what her face looks like in a picture.


C'mon man, much more info can be gleaned here. We know she drinks to excess, and makes poor decisions when she does. Missing half an eyebrow, with no obvious sign of a burn wound, or other injurious reason, might hint at mental instability, or possibly just a dissatisfaction with her appearance. Couple that with what looks to be dyed hair (is it just me, or are her roots a dull brown?) and low self-esteem can be inferred. An arrest certainly isn't gonna help that. You've totally got a shot here!
 
2014-05-20 12:43:17 AM

Podmore: AbiNormal: Holy shiat she scares me.

Like a doll's eyes...


and that's not even her final form.
 
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