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(Globe and Mail)   Yeah, a $4.5-billion divorce settlement has got to hurt, even for a billionaire. OUCH   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Russians, divorce settlement, Russian oligarchs, legal structure, Gstaad  
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8709 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2014 at 11:38 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-19 08:33:25 PM  
3 votes:'re saying that she's single?

2014-05-19 09:36:39 PM  
2 votes:
There's always money in the banana stand.
2014-05-20 12:28:29 AM  
1 vote:
And here I am eating dog food.
2014-05-20 12:08:13 AM  
1 vote:
For only $500k, he can just have the b*tch killed.
2014-05-19 11:59:59 PM  
1 vote:
This looks like it can be solved the proper Russian way...a few micrograms of Polonium.

Although a "skiing accident" would be less conspicuous.
2014-05-19 11:53:43 PM  
1 vote:
TFA: "His ex-wife had demanded $6-billion from the man known as the "fertilizer king," whose fortune from potash mining once made him the world's 79th richest person."

So I guess you could say he was rich as shiat.

Dude was like the Russian version of the American Dream. A billionaire from potash mining. What is more farking Russian than that? Then he splits the country, buys a Sportsball team, and gambles it all away chasing a skirt that now he has to hem.

It's a sad tale, really.
2014-05-19 11:40:41 PM  
1 vote:
Get out the polonium.
2014-05-19 11:40:22 PM  
1 vote:
How do you say "worth it" in Russian?
2014-05-19 10:31:07 PM  
1 vote:
Cleverly disguised economic sanction on one of Putin's buddies.
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