So......you're saying that she's single?
Stoj: Takes a lot of guts to be her, I'll give her that.I hope she enjoys her last week on the planet.Seriously - taking billions - from a Russian? Lady you cwazy.
stoli n coke: How do you say "worth it" in Russian?
drjekel_mrhyde: Is she out looking for a brake American husband?
pippi longstocking: And here I am eating dog food.
ArcadianRefugee: For only $500k, he can just have the b*tch killed.
Strongbeerrules: ArcadianRefugee: For only $500k, he can just have the b*tch killed.Half a mil over a skirt? More like $1000. If that.
johncb76006: Charlie Sheen was right.
bittermang: johncb76006: Charlie Sheen was right.No he wasn't. He just had coke. Porn whores love coke. shiat.
Billy Bathsalt: Nothing good can come from Gstaad.
weltallica: [www.hhh.umn.edu image 600x378]YAY FEMINISM!YAY EQUALITY!
Harry_Seldon: Which wedding anniversary is polonium?
BalugaJoe: Get out the polonium.
AngryDragon: weltallica: [www.hhh.umn.edu image 600x378]YAY FEMINISM!YAY EQUALITY!She doesn't need a man for anything now!He could have hired a $1000/hour hooker 24x7x365 for 500 years for that cost. I'm sure his ex-wife earned that though...
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