If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Globe and Mail)   Yeah, a $4.5-billion divorce settlement has got to hurt, even for a billionaire. OUCH   (theglobeandmail.com) divider line 43
    More: Interesting, Russians, divorce settlement, Russian oligarchs, legal structure, Gstaad  
•       •       •

8661 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2014 at 11:38 PM (10 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



43 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-05-19 08:33:25 PM

i2.wp.com


So......you're saying that she's single?

 
2014-05-19 08:52:31 PM
www.worldcrunch.com

Yes, single.
 
2014-05-19 09:36:39 PM
i.imgur.com
There's always money in the banana stand.
 
2014-05-19 09:39:02 PM
Hey, I'd take a divorce if it meant I had that much money

...is something you should be careful when saying.

/I didn't mean it.  Honest.
 
2014-05-19 10:31:07 PM
Cleverly disguised economic sanction on one of Putin's buddies.
 
2014-05-19 11:40:22 PM
How do you say "worth it" in Russian?
 
2014-05-19 11:40:41 PM
Get out the polonium.
 
2014-05-19 11:41:38 PM
I wonder what the judge's cut is.
 
2014-05-19 11:44:04 PM
It's not a settlement, it's a judgement.
 
2014-05-19 11:45:42 PM
Takes a lot of guts to be her, I'll give her that.

I hope she enjoys her last week on the planet.

Seriously - taking billions - from a Russian? Lady you cwazy.
 
2014-05-19 11:47:46 PM

Stoj: Takes a lot of guts to be her, I'll give her that.

I hope she enjoys her last week on the planet.

Seriously - taking billions - from a Russian? Lady you cwazy.


She's also Russian, so yeah, she crazy.
 
2014-05-19 11:53:13 PM
The guy's still farking rich, so losing some of it probably doesn't hurt that much.
 
2014-05-19 11:53:43 PM
TFA: "His ex-wife had demanded $6-billion from the man known as the "fertilizer king," whose fortune from potash mining once made him the world's 79th richest person."

So I guess you could say he was rich as shiat.

Dude was like the Russian version of the American Dream. A billionaire from potash mining. What is more farking Russian than that? Then he splits the country, buys a Sportsball team, and gambles it all away chasing a skirt that now he has to hem.

It's a sad tale, really.
 
2014-05-19 11:59:59 PM
This looks like it can be solved the proper Russian way...a few micrograms of Polonium.

Although a "skiing accident" would be less conspicuous.
 
2014-05-20 12:01:30 AM
Which wedding anniversary is polonium?
 
2014-05-20 12:03:46 AM

stoli n coke: How do you say "worth it" in Russian?


www.foxmovies.ru

"Kournakova".
 
2014-05-20 12:08:13 AM
For only $500k, he can just have the b*tch killed.
 
2014-05-20 12:11:16 AM
Nothing  good can come from Gstaad.
 
2014-05-20 12:15:33 AM
Is she out looking for a brake American husband?
 
2014-05-20 12:23:24 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Is she out looking for a brake American husband?


To slow her down?
 
2014-05-20 12:28:29 AM
And here I am eating dog food.
 
2014-05-20 12:30:24 AM
That's some mighty expensive poon.
 
2014-05-20 12:35:01 AM

pippi longstocking: And here I am eating dog food.


Me too.

Wait you said "food".

:(

/it's ruff
 
2014-05-20 12:41:28 AM

ArcadianRefugee: For only $500k, he can just have the b*tch killed.


Half a mil over a skirt?  More like $1000.  If that.
 
2014-05-20 12:50:23 AM

Strongbeerrules: ArcadianRefugee: For only $500k, he can just have the b*tch killed.

Half a mil over a skirt?  More like $1000.  If that.


The other $499k is to have the low rent killer eliminated.
 
2014-05-20 01:00:40 AM
Charlie Sheen was right.
 
2014-05-20 01:05:28 AM
www.hhh.umn.edu

YAY FEMINISM!

YAY EQUALITY!
 
2014-05-20 01:06:00 AM

johncb76006: Charlie Sheen was right.


No he wasn't. He just had coke. Porn whores love coke. shiat.
 
2014-05-20 01:50:06 AM

ArcadianRefugee: For only $500k, he can just have the b*tch killed.


atlantablackstar.com

Chris Rock would understand.
 
2014-05-20 02:11:04 AM

bittermang: johncb76006: Charlie Sheen was right.

No he wasn't. He just had coke. Porn whores love coke. shiat.


I meant his response when he was asked why he paid for sex.

He basically said that he wasn't paying for the sex, he was paying for the woman to leave after the sex without trying to take half of his stuff with her.
 
2014-05-20 02:34:09 AM
www.reactiongifs.com
 
2014-05-20 05:19:40 AM
All the money is in offshore trusts where I'm betting they don't have community property laws or anything else that would make the money accessible to her. Well that's lucky for her because unlike the editor of the Russian Forbes Klebnikov or journalist Anna Politkovskaya she's less likely to die in a hail of bullets.
 
2014-05-20 05:29:23 AM
that's some top shelf vageen right there
 
2014-05-20 05:34:49 AM

Billy Bathsalt: Nothing  good can come from Gstaad.


cdn5.movieclips.com

In Philadelphia, it's worth $50.

Also...

www.pictureboxfilms.com

/There's women who will have sex with you for a lot less uncle Joe
//No sympathy for a guy who's so rich he doesn't know where Thailand is.
 
2014-05-20 06:45:51 AM

weltallica: [www.hhh.umn.edu image 600x378]

YAY FEMINISM!

YAY EQUALITY!


She doesn't need a man for anything now!

He could have hired a $1000/hour hooker 24x7x365 for 500 years for that cost.  I'm sure his ex-wife earned that though...
 
2014-05-20 08:07:58 AM
Thing is... a billion dollar divorce settlement would hurt a lot less than a $20,000 divorce settlement.  After all, with the first, you still have at least a billion or so left.  With the second, you're suddenly shopping around for apartments with only a few dozen holes in the walls.
 
2014-05-20 08:59:51 AM
Well, theres a woman who's never going to be found again. Might want to think about hiding somewhere lady, Russian billionaires aren't the most forgiving sort.
 
2014-05-20 09:02:33 AM

Harry_Seldon: Which wedding anniversary is polonium?


The last one.
 
2014-05-20 09:04:57 AM

BalugaJoe: Get out the polonium.


There's definitely a sharp umbrella tip in her future.
 
2014-05-20 09:14:07 AM

AngryDragon: weltallica: [www.hhh.umn.edu image 600x378]

YAY FEMINISM!

YAY EQUALITY!

She doesn't need a man for anything now!

He could have hired a $1000/hour hooker 24x7x365 for 500 years for that cost.  I'm sure his ex-wife earned that though...


If it flies, farks, or floats it's cheaper to rent
 
2014-05-20 10:57:49 AM
She can hire an army for protection. His army against hers. I see a new reality show.
 
2014-05-20 11:00:27 AM
I wonder when the rich will finally learn that marriage is only for poor people and idiots.

/but I repeat myself
 
2014-05-21 12:11:44 AM
reactiongifs.me
 
Displayed 43 of 43 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report