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(ABC)   From the "o.k., it's getting REALLY old now" files: Joe Biden gets prom invitation from 17-year-old girl   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 56
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2014-05-19 04:13:57 PM
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Not bad.
 
2014-05-19 04:23:21 PM
img.fark.net

get in, baby. we won't need a corsage where we're going.
 
2014-05-19 04:33:05 PM
I read that as "it's ok to be really old now". Still made sense.
 
2014-05-19 04:40:17 PM
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."


www.theonion.com


/allright.
 
2014-05-19 04:56:41 PM
What kind of sick, twisted, teenage girl invites an old politician to her prom? She's an attention whore with granddaddy issues.
 
2014-05-19 05:51:49 PM

Mark Ratner: What kind of sick, twisted, teenage girl invites an old politician to her prom? She's an attention whore with granddaddy issues.


False flag operation.  Joe is trying to look younger than Hillary.
 
2014-05-19 05:52:07 PM
He says yes: OMG JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO PROM WITH A TEENAGE GIRL.

He says no: OMG JOE BIDEN IS TURNING HIS BACK ON A TEENAGE GIRL.

I bet she's a plant.
 
2014-05-19 05:54:00 PM
i50.tinypic.com

"and then i unzipped her dress!"
 
2014-05-19 06:17:48 PM
Leslie Knope inconsolable.
 
2014-05-19 06:48:45 PM

Pocket Ninja: He says yes: OMG JOE BIDEN IS GOING TO PROM WITH A TEENAGE GIRL.

He says no: OMG JOE BIDEN IS TURNING HIS BACK ON A TEENAGE GIRL.

I bet she's a plant.


What has not yet become an issue, and which is sure to rear its head once Joe declares a run for the presidency, is a little know secret about Joe Biden.

His middle name - and I am not making this up - is "Robinette", literally meaning "Little robber of the rich that redistributes job creator wealth to the poor who totally don't deserve it and will only go out and buy crab legs anyway".

So whoever thought up this dastardly scheme is doing America a favor.  The man is just a continuation of the reign terror begun by of Obunghole Bummer the First.


 
2014-05-19 07:01:17 PM
watch yer cornhole, girl
 
2014-05-19 07:02:57 PM
I read that as porn invitation. Now that would have been an interesting but disturbing story.
 
2014-05-19 07:06:42 PM
Dang, does the Obama know no humanity? This girl didn't get to go to prom because of Biden.

/ Thanks, Obama

// I keed
 
2014-05-19 07:07:59 PM
She didn't even go to prom. Who cares who she asked?
 
2014-05-19 07:08:21 PM
When I read she didn't go to the prom after the ultra-classy rejection from the awesome Biden I assumed she was charity-required-for-surgery-hideous. Still not 'hot' but should have gone to prom. Happens only once y'know.

/she does look like a 'prom is for conformists' type of gal tho. Meh.
 
2014-05-19 07:08:57 PM
"No, I'm sorry, I won't go to the prom with you. How 'bout you come to the White House instead?"

*creepy grin*
 
2014-05-19 07:09:41 PM
The prom went off without a hitch other than a brief stop at a 7-11 to purchase a non-disclosed item that was only described as an "extra insurance policy".
 
2014-05-19 07:11:07 PM
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Watch the butterfly knife, girl. Sometimes even the Biden slips.
 
2014-05-19 07:14:27 PM
cdn5.movieclips.com

Please, somebody photoshop in the back of Biden's head, Obama and a few others into this picture.
 
2014-05-19 07:16:15 PM
Now? It got old after the 459,324 time we saw one of these.
 
2014-05-19 07:19:18 PM
I thought Obama banned Baden from public events anyway, after the butt-chugging incident.
 
2014-05-19 07:20:07 PM
Hey boss can I go to the prom. Not in my lifetime.
 
2014-05-19 07:20:56 PM
What kind of dipshiat school has their prom on a Thursday night?
 
2014-05-19 07:21:28 PM

Because People in power are Stupid:
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Not bad.


teampwnicorn.com
She looks like she wants to see the bad man fly.
 
2014-05-19 07:28:20 PM
You people are just jealous you can't get fine jailbait in your firebirds.
 
2014-05-19 07:30:37 PM
She should have asked Hilary, then it would have been ZOMG HOT!!! On the chart. Amirite?
 
2014-05-19 07:30:43 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [img.photobucket.com image 235x386]

Not bad.


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2014-05-19 07:36:09 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: watch yer cornhole, girl


"It's not good, but it's tight"
 
2014-05-19 07:38:39 PM
"17? No thanks, honey. Call me in one year."
 
2014-05-19 07:41:21 PM
In his reporting on this story, Josh Marshall over at TPM is asking about the origin of the "Joe Biden Legend".  I've always found it obscure, but luckily I know of A Land Where Nothing Is Obscure...
 
2014-05-19 07:46:04 PM
18?

dayandadream.com
 
2014-05-19 07:48:05 PM
So he waits until prom night to tell her he can't attend? And leaves her with no date? So she doesn't go? What a douche bag. He could have at least called her.
 
2014-05-19 07:48:47 PM
She only asked him because she knew he'd buy beer for her and her friends.
 
2014-05-19 07:55:53 PM
I read that as "Biden get invited to porn".
/disappointed
 
2014-05-19 08:00:52 PM

farkingismybusiness: Because People in power are Stupid:

Not bad.


She looks like she wants to see the bad man fly.


You just need a redheaded female friend with a strong pimp hand to show her what's what.
 
2014-05-19 08:03:33 PM

hardinparamedic: You people are just jealous you can't get fine jailbait in your firebirds.


What do you mean, you people?
 
2014-05-19 08:10:26 PM
Yeah, I'm with  subby... This is officially getting to be lame and annoying. Here's an idea, Milennials: STOP BEING OBSESSED WITH CELEBRITY.

Note I said "celebrity" and not "celebrities" -- I see what's happening here. Kids are being brought up to think that being famous is the point of life. American Idol, The Voice, just about every reality show, Internet-famous bloggers and vloggers, and other fast-food-media have brainwashed kids into thinking that the quest for fame is a worthy goal. Apparently, everyone under 30 has an enhanced sense of attention-whoredom.

Stop it. Just stop it. Stop inviting celebrities to your prom, stop trying to get Internet-famous for doing stupid things, and stop questing to be on every reality show (in fact,  stop watching reality shows if you don't want your brain to resemble sour rice pudding).
 
2014-05-19 08:18:02 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [img.photobucket.com image 235x386]

Not bad.


www.gargmag.com
 
2014-05-19 08:24:18 PM

Mark Ratner: What kind of sick, twisted, teenage girl invites an old politician to her prom? She's an attention whore with granddaddy issues.


Thinking her mommy probably probably thought it was a good idea.
 
2014-05-19 08:34:42 PM

Mark Ratner: What kind of sick, twisted, teenage girl invites an old politician to her prom? She's an attention whore with granddaddy issues.


Her mommy and daddy likely vote Democrat and told her to do it.
 
2014-05-19 08:38:53 PM
Man, turned down by Joe Biden. That's harsh.
 
2014-05-19 08:48:45 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Not bad.


Yeah not too good either.
 
2014-05-19 09:40:15 PM
The bangs let you know she's not attractive. That's usually what woman wear those for.
 
2014-05-19 09:45:01 PM
I welcome the onslaught dissent.
 
2014-05-19 09:47:08 PM
I read that as PORN INVITATION... I thought the Stupid tag meant he declined.
 
hej
2014-05-19 09:48:14 PM
I see Studman69 is putting several of his alts to use in this thread.
 
2014-05-19 10:03:55 PM
Gal asks $CELEBRITY to prom, gets rejection letter and a lot of "aww".  Guy?  here's your suspension, you little perv
 
2014-05-19 10:14:06 PM

g4lt: Gal asks $CELEBRITY to prom, gets rejection letter and a lot of "aww".  Guy?  here's your suspension, you little perv


The guy was not suspended for asking a celebrity to the prom.  He was suspended for harassing a visitor to his school after school officials specifically told him not to. He deserved to be suspended.
 
2014-05-19 10:27:58 PM

camarugala: The bangs let you know she's not attractive. That's usually what woman wear those for.


Bangs are a good crazy gauge to. The longer the bangs the larger the crazy.
 
2014-05-19 10:45:05 PM

Nix Nightbird: I'm an old fart who somehow thinks celebrity worship is somehow limited to those under 30


FTFY. You sound like someone who only knows what people under 30 are like based on what Fox News tells you.
 
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