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(ABC)   You can contract MERS from a simple handshake. Better hug the person and carefully lick the underside of the earlobe instead for the time being...just to be safe   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 36
    More: Followup, Mers, Munsters, Richard Besser  
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2014-05-19 06:06:50 PM  
I'm all for abolishing handshaking, MERS or not.
 
2014-05-19 06:18:36 PM  
The Vulcan "Live long and prosper" salute perhaps?
 
2014-05-19 06:37:58 PM  
I see we've met.
 
2014-05-19 06:44:39 PM  
I am more for graceful bows.

Or we could bring back top hats.
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2014-05-19 08:04:26 PM  
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What else have they been keeping from us??!!!!!!
 
2014-05-19 08:05:28 PM  
Once you go brown, well, you just get MERS and die, I guess.
 
2014-05-19 08:06:22 PM  

"Rather, he had a business meeting and shook hands with a seemingly healthy associate, who two days later would land in the intensive care unit of a hospital in Munster, Indiana."


The attending doctor:


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2014-05-19 08:08:46 PM  
Just use one of those complicated handshakes like the cool kids do.
 
2014-05-19 08:09:51 PM  
How about some sensual taint-rubbing?
 
2014-05-19 08:11:17 PM  
just give the guy nod and say 'sup?'

these are civilized times and I don't like to touch strangers. unless they pay me. still, no kissing
 
2014-05-19 08:19:57 PM  
Impressive, but still not enough to get into Madagascar before they close their ports.
 
2014-05-19 08:21:54 PM  
So.. is it time to panic?  I was told there would be panicking.. can we panic now?
 
2014-05-19 08:31:30 PM  
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2014-05-19 08:35:17 PM  
Bunker. Booze. Bullets. Beef Jerky. Flash drive with entertainment, couldn't think of a "b" term for that.
 
2014-05-19 08:36:51 PM  

Richard C Stanford: Bunker. Booze. Bullets. Beef Jerky. Flash drive with entertainment, couldn't think of a "b" term for that.


"Beat off Material"
 
2014-05-19 08:38:38 PM  

GleeUnit: So.. is it time to panic?  I was told there would be panicking.. can we panic now?


I don't give a shiat. I didn't give a shiat about Mad Cow disease. Give me a cow, I'll skeletonize that motherfarker right now. But yeah, I wouldn't mind getting rid of the whole hand shaking thing, just on principle.
 
2014-05-19 08:40:28 PM  
Australian death grip making a comeback!
 
2014-05-19 08:41:04 PM  
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2014-05-19 08:43:52 PM  
If MERS is a corona virus like SARS and the cold virus it will probaby remain active on any surface for 24-72 hours. Wash your hands regularly and avoid Microsoft tablets.
 
2014-05-19 08:46:47 PM  

Ebenator: How about some sensual taint-rubbing?


*snert*
 
2014-05-19 08:50:32 PM  
Should we bring back poseys and plague-masks?

www.albany.edu

Never too early to ramp up the hysteria. We ought to accuse Jews of poisoning the wells ahead of the curve.
 
2014-05-19 08:53:38 PM  

Mugato: I'm all for abolishing handshaking, MERS or not.


I support that, I hate shaking hands. Such a disgusting practice.
 
2014-05-19 08:58:47 PM  
My handshake brings all the mers to the yard.
 
2014-05-19 09:11:31 PM  

Hand Banana: Mugato: I'm all for abolishing handshaking, MERS or not.

I support that, I hate shaking hands. Such a disgusting practice.


Yes! Thank you!

*just short of a high five!*
 
2014-05-19 09:17:31 PM  
Every time you step through your front door, you take chances. If we're just going to be scared of EVERYTHING, why bother? Don't drink the water (tap/bottled), don't shake hands, don't take the subway with less than 3 close buddies with you... whatever. What will they try to have us scared of next?
 
2014-05-19 09:22:32 PM  

8 inches: Richard C Stanford: Bunker. Booze. Bullets. Beef Jerky. Flash drive with entertainment, couldn't think of a "b" term for that.

"Beat off Material"


I was thinking more along the lines of Breaking Bad and MST3K episodes but now that you mention it...
 
2014-05-19 09:27:53 PM  
Fist bumping hurts. I like the over-the-clothes butt pat, like football players do.
 
2014-05-19 09:30:09 PM  
Howie Mandel: prophet.
 
2014-05-19 09:58:01 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Should we bring back poseys and plague-masks?

[www.albany.edu image 253x300]

Never too early to ramp up the hysteria. We ought to accuse Jews of poisoning the wells ahead of the curve.


Seriously?  This is coming out of the Middle East.  I'm sure jews have already been blamed for it.
 
2014-05-19 10:58:22 PM  

DarkVader: Gyrfalcon: Should we bring back poseys and plague-masks?

[www.albany.edu image 253x300]

Never too early to ramp up the hysteria. We ought to accuse Jews of poisoning the wells ahead of the curve.

Seriously?  This is coming out of the Middle East.  I'm sure jews have already been blamed for it.


Do Jews kiss camels too?

As for me, a wave from across the street is fine. I won't even go down on a hooker anymore.
 
2014-05-19 10:58:36 PM  
Kancho greetings!

www.kancho.org
 
2014-05-19 11:05:24 PM  

Richard C Stanford: Bunker. Booze. Bullets. Beef Jerky. Flash drive with entertainment, couldn't think of a "b" term for that.


Boobies?
 
2014-05-19 11:29:37 PM  

MemeSlave: Richard C Stanford: Bunker. Booze. Bullets. Beef Jerky. Flash drive with entertainment, couldn't think of a "b" term for that.

Boobies?


Benghazi
 
2014-05-20 12:27:34 AM  

pedobearapproved: Kancho greetings!

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1000 years of death?

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2014-05-20 12:27:40 AM  

DarkVader: Gyrfalcon: Should we bring back poseys and plague-masks?

[www.albany.edu image 253x300]

Never too early to ramp up the hysteria. We ought to accuse Jews of poisoning the wells ahead of the curve.

Seriously?  This is coming out of the Middle East.  I'm sure jews have already been blamed for it.


Yes, but if we're going to do a plague, they have to be blamed for poisoning the wells.

These things have to be done correctly, otherwise there's no flow to the mass panic and hysteria.
 
2014-05-20 12:48:29 PM  
I'm way ahead of you, subby.
 
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