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(The Epoch Times)   Three-year-old says he was killed with an axe in past life. Nobody believed him until he showed village elders where the body and axe were buried   (theepochtimes.com) divider line 142
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2014-05-19 03:56:44 PM
This is not as uncommon as some might think.
 
2014-05-19 04:01:16 PM
A story from a guy who is publicizing a book he wrote about children who are reincarnated, which was supposedly told to him by a doctor who is conveniently dead and published in a newspaper publication for a Chinese cult.

This story just reeks of credibility.
 
2014-05-19 04:12:11 PM

RexTalionis: A story from a guy who is publicizing a book he wrote about children who are reincarnated, which was supposedly told to him by a doctor who is conveniently dead and published in a newspaper publication for a Chinese cult.

This story just reeks of credibility.


If reincarnation is real, that dead doctor may see this story and come forward to corroborate.
 
2014-05-19 04:34:52 PM
Your move, Colton Burpo.
 
2014-05-19 04:43:33 PM
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Axe Body Spray claims another victim.
 
2014-05-19 05:08:32 PM

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Gruesome. That shiat is NSFW!
 
2014-05-19 05:09:01 PM
I'm curious if this would be considered "evidence" of reincarnation.  You know, for those who value evidence.
 
2014-05-19 05:15:02 PM
Who gets reincarnated in the same town? Or even the same galaxy?
 
2014-05-19 05:45:14 PM
I'm convinced this is true, because the killer's face "turned white" when confronted with the evidence, according to the article. Brown people trying to get away with murder.
 
2014-05-19 06:11:38 PM
He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.
 
2014-05-19 06:28:31 PM

timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.


Dammit, I have a similar birthmark and was going to make the same joke.

*shakes fist*
 
2014-05-19 06:29:15 PM
So his uncle, the real axe murderer, whispers in this kid's ear where the body, where the axe is and where the patsy is.
 
2014-05-19 06:29:25 PM
This was all I needed to see:

"A file photo of a child pointing"
 
2014-05-19 06:30:13 PM

timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.


I'm sorry. There's a good chance I killed you following your retirement from adventuring.
 
2014-05-19 06:30:42 PM

timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.


Hahaha...but it was Tamerlane who took the arrow to the knee, not Genghis Khan :).
 
2014-05-19 06:30:54 PM

jeffsm5111: This was all I needed to see:

"A file photo of a child pointing"


And a white kid at that.
 
2014-05-19 06:31:04 PM

Ambivalence: I'm curious if this would be considered "evidence" of reincarnation.  You know, for those who value evidence.


Well, here's how it works for figuring out who the Dalai Lama has reincarnated as:

a committee of sorts comprised of High Lamas and Tibetan governmental officials begin the search for the reincarnated tulku by consulting the Nechung Oracle, the official seer of Tibet. In the past, the High Lamas next traveled to Lhamo Lhatso, made sacred to the Dalai Lamas by the promise of a spirit who resided there, Palden Lhamo, to protect their reincarnation. There, the High Lamas meditated beside the lake and experienced visions and dreams that guided their search. If the Dalai Lama had been cremated, the direction the smoke blew was also noted with great interest. Typically, it takes two to three years to find the reincarnated Dalai Lama, although with the latest, the 14th, it took four.

When the High Lamas believed they had found the reincarnated Dalai Lama, they conducted a simple test. Several articles, only some of which were owned by the previous Dalai Lama, are placed in front of the child. If he chooses the correct items, this is read as a sign, along with the previous signs and some set of secret signs, that he is the tulku.

Next, three of the former Dalai Lama's servants who knew him well are asked to confirm the child's identity; other officials are also required to sign off on it, too. If more than one boy is identified in this manner and a clear choice cannot be made, the names are placed in a vase, and the name drawn out is that of the person that will become the next Dalai Lama.

Upon formal confirmation, the Dalai Lama is traditionally taken with his family to the Drepung Monastery in Lhasa to begin his studies. Except for the 4th Dalai Lama, who was born in Mongolia, the Dalai Lamas were all born in Tibet.
 
2014-05-19 06:31:32 PM
His mother could also show you the axe wound from which he was born.
 
2014-05-19 06:34:28 PM

Ambivalence: I'm curious if this would be considered "evidence" of reincarnation.  You know, for those who value evidence.


This is all the evidence I need to shell out several dollars for whatever book he's peddling.
 
2014-05-19 06:35:52 PM

jaylectricity: timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.

Dammit, I have a similar birthmark and was going to make the same joke.

*shakes fist*


My birthmark is in my groin, quit complaining.
 
2014-05-19 06:37:23 PM

Ambivalence: I'm curious if this would be considered "evidence" of reincarnation.  You know, for those who value evidence.


Hearsay is not evidence, it occasionally leads to evidence, but is never the evidence. The entire story could be (and likely is) completely made up. I value evidence... not hearsay.

I have never seen evidence that supports the belief in reincarnation. The closest thing to reincarnation that I can think of is simply the fact that the materials here on Earth are continually being collected and used by forms of life and then later releasing those materials back into the environment to be used again and again. Of course, that isn't anything like what is generally considered "reincarnation"... it's just the closest it comes to existing.
 
2014-05-19 06:37:38 PM
I feel sorry for the poor bastard in the future who realizes he is my reincarnation. He'll be bored to tears. "I spent four hours a day on some trashy website called....'Fark.com'?"
 
2014-05-19 06:38:11 PM

jaylectricity: timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.

Dammit, I have a similar birthmark and was going to make the same joke.

*shakes fist*


I have a purple birthmark on my foot.  I wonder how I did that?
 
2014-05-19 06:38:15 PM
Freaky

cdn.buzznet.com
 
2014-05-19 06:38:16 PM
I see stupid people.

They're everywhere.

And they don't know they're stupid.
 
2014-05-19 06:39:08 PM
You guys is so funny!
 
2014-05-19 06:39:20 PM

JoieD'Zen: This is not as uncommon as some might think.


Finding a buried body in the Golan Heights?
 
2014-05-19 06:39:35 PM

RexTalionis: A story from a guy who is publicizing a book he wrote about children who are reincarnated, which was supposedly told to him by a doctor who is conveniently dead and published in a newspaper publication for a Chinese cult.

This story just reeks of credibility.


That is right up there with the survey of BYU students to show that young people want to all get married.
 
2014-05-19 06:39:39 PM
I'm a pre-reincarnated. I know who I'm coming back as.
 
2014-05-19 06:40:44 PM

timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.


I have a birthmark under my arm on my side, which means I am Jesus.
 
2014-05-19 06:41:19 PM
It is clear the child was murdered in his past life. Only the murderer would know where the body and the axe was buried. The child should pay for his crimes, I think banning him from having chocolate milk and strawberry milk should do it.
 
2014-05-19 06:41:41 PM

mr_crash_davis: His mother could also show you the axe wound from which he was born.


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Goodnight everybody!
 
2014-05-19 06:42:48 PM
It seems in the West, when someone believes they were reincarnated, they always were some famous from history.

It's never "I was a twelve year old stable boy, kicked in the head by an Ox"
 
2014-05-19 06:43:46 PM
He's Lizzie Bordens dad?
 
2014-05-19 06:44:49 PM
stealthman5 • 2 hours ago
The Druze are NOT Christians. They are descendants of Jethro, the father-in-law of Moses. They have more in common with Judaism than with Christianity or Islam. They pretend to be Muslims so that the Arabs won't slaughter them like the Persians did to the Bahai in Iran.


Stealthman, you idiot, what if Muslim reads it!?
 
2014-05-19 06:44:52 PM
Poor Dear Henry.
He should have just fixed the goddam bucket.
 
2014-05-19 06:45:06 PM
3 years old? I think I saw this on an episode of Family Guy last night.
/Stewie?
 
2014-05-19 06:46:13 PM
Well, the story checks out.

There goes my cosmological understanding.

Damn you, Epoch Times!
 
2014-05-19 06:47:20 PM

Rent Party: JoieD'Zen: This is not as uncommon as some might think.

Finding a buried body in the Golan Heights?


Hey now, you geocache your way and I'll do it my way.
 
2014-05-19 06:47:50 PM
*sniff*sniff*
www.redi-gro.com
 
2014-05-19 06:53:15 PM

JohnnyC: Hearsay is not evidence, it occasionally leads to evidence, but is never the evidence. The entire story could be (and likely is) completely made up. I value evidence... not hearsay.


Do you live in a court of law? If you mother tells you that your aunt said she got a new car, do you demand that she prove it because you can't believe hearsay? If so, you are a douchebag.
 
2014-05-19 06:55:33 PM
Well, he kept complaining of splitting headaches...
 
2014-05-19 06:56:00 PM
FTFA: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths.

Shouldn't everyone have a birthmark then?  Unless some of us still haven't died in our past life yet...
 
2014-05-19 06:56:04 PM
No Peter Proud references? Damn I'm old..

/need a new onion too
 
2014-05-19 06:56:43 PM

flemardo: It is clear the child was a murderer in his past life. Only the murderer would know where the body and the axe was buried. The child should pay for his crimes, I think banning him from having chocolate milk and strawberry milk should do it.


FTFY?
 
2014-05-19 06:56:50 PM
I read about a doctor in India doing this as well.
I suspect these doctors are some of the worlds more prolific serial killers
They travel around offing folks, swing back through town a few years later, mess with impressionable kids and get the murder pinned on someone else.

devious.
 
2014-05-19 06:58:52 PM

grokca: jaylectricity: timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.

Dammit, I have a similar birthmark and was going to make the same joke.

*shakes fist*

My birthmark is in my groin, quit complaining.


Death by snu-snu!
 
2014-05-19 07:01:02 PM

untaken_name: JohnnyC: Hearsay is not evidence, it occasionally leads to evidence, but is never the evidence. The entire story could be (and likely is) completely made up. I value evidence... not hearsay.

Do you live in a court of law? If you mother tells you that your aunt said she got a new car, do you demand that she prove it because you can't believe hearsay? If so, you are a douchebag.


No, but if my mother tells me my aunt said she is Jesus Christ, I am going to probably assume that one or both of them has had a psychotic break before leaping to the conclusion that the facts underlying the statement are correct.

Actually I would probably have to assume *I* had the psychotic break, seeing as both my mom and her sister are long dead. But you get the idea: extraordinary claims, and all that
 
2014-05-19 07:02:44 PM

gilgigamesh: untaken_name: JohnnyC: Hearsay is not evidence, it occasionally leads to evidence, but is never the evidence. The entire story could be (and likely is) completely made up. I value evidence... not hearsay.

Do you live in a court of law? If you mother tells you that your aunt said she got a new car, do you demand that she prove it because you can't believe hearsay? If so, you are a douchebag.

No, but if my mother tells me my aunt said she is Jesus Christ, I am going to probably assume that one or both of them has had a psychotic break before leaping to the conclusion that the facts underlying the statement are correct.

Actually I would probably have to assume *I* had the psychotic break, seeing as both my mom and her sister are long dead. But you get the idea: extraordinary claims, and all that


She had a birthmark, but then three days later it went away.
 
2014-05-19 07:04:36 PM

skinink: I feel sorry for the poor bastard in the future who realizes he is my reincarnation. He'll be bored to tears. "I spent four hours a day on some trashy website called....'Fark.com'?"


Trips to the burger barn in jeff make up for it.
Atone now.
 
2014-05-19 07:04:59 PM

gilgigamesh: untaken_name: JohnnyC: Hearsay is not evidence, it occasionally leads to evidence, but is never the evidence. The entire story could be (and likely is) completely made up. I value evidence... not hearsay.

Do you live in a court of law? If you mother tells you that your aunt said she got a new car, do you demand that she prove it because you can't believe hearsay? If so, you are a douchebag.

No, but if my mother tells me my aunt said she is Jesus Christ, I am going to probably assume that one or both of them has had a psychotic break before leaping to the conclusion that the facts underlying the statement are correct.

Actually I would probably have to assume *I* had the psychotic break, seeing as both my mom and her sister are long dead. But you get the idea: extraordinary claims, and all that


So, in your mind, "evidence" only applies to claims you don't believe? That must be a weird world to be in. The poster I responded to did not qualify the statement that "I value evidence, not hearsay". Or perhaps you are unaware that evidence is evidence, regardless of the situation. Also, I believe you are conflating evidence with proof.
 
2014-05-19 07:05:09 PM

jaylectricity: timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.

Dammit, I have a similar birthmark and was going to make the same joke.

*shakes fist*


I've got a birthmark on my wiener and now I'm terrified to consider what that means about my past life.
 
2014-05-19 07:08:17 PM
Need to get Ian Stevenson (well, not so much now) and Jim Tucker on the case.
 
2014-05-19 07:09:14 PM

untaken_name: JohnnyC: Hearsay is not evidence, it occasionally leads to evidence, but is never the evidence. The entire story could be (and likely is) completely made up. I value evidence... not hearsay.

Do you live in a court of law? If you mother tells you that your aunt said she got a new car, do you demand that she prove it because you can't believe hearsay? If so, you are a douchebag.


I've seen people get new cars before.  I know it is possible.  If you prove to me that reincarnation in general is possible, and as common and ordinary as someone buying a new car, then I wouldn't question it if you said your aunt was reincarnated.
 
2014-05-19 07:09:28 PM
Anyone else smell that?
 
2014-05-19 07:10:51 PM

thrasherrr: flemardo: It is clear the child was a murderer in his past life. Only the murderer would know where the body and the axe was buried. The child should pay for his crimes, I think banning him from having chocolate milk and strawberry milk should do it.

FTFY?


Sticking with what I said, once that axe goes deep in your skull you don't know where your body or the murder weapon goes or if the worms that eat you will fart in your body. The killer on the other hand would have the past life knowledge. He's a devious child, blaming an innocent man for his own crimes.
 
2014-05-19 07:11:13 PM
Sorry, I meant to say HURR DURR BULLSHAIT JOKE HURR DURR
 
2014-05-19 07:14:53 PM

BlueBox: jaylectricity: timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.

Dammit, I have a similar birthmark and was going to make the same joke.

*shakes fist*

I have a purple birthmark on my foot.  I wonder how I did that?


You must have stepped on a rusty nail, died of gangrene. I've got a big one on my belly. That must have been slow and painful. My son has one on his asscheek. I can't wait to troll him about it now.
 
2014-05-19 07:15:23 PM
The real question... what if a few months after the boy was killed, the handle of that axe broke and was replaced.  Then, 3 months after that, the head of the axe was chipped and that was replaced as well.  Is it the same axe that killed him?
 
2014-05-19 07:15:35 PM

untaken_name: JohnnyC: Hearsay is not evidence, it occasionally leads to evidence, but is never the evidence. The entire story could be (and likely is) completely made up. I value evidence... not hearsay.

Do you live in a court of law? If you mother tells you that your aunt said she got a new car, do you demand that she prove it because you can't believe hearsay? If so, you are a douchebag.


My mother telling me that my aunt said she got a new car is not an extraordinary claim, I can safely believe that my mother is accurate and even if she isn't and I find out later that my aunt didn't buy a new car it isn't like the idea was fundamental to my world view. If, however, my mother claimed that my aunt made a new car appear just by wishing for it... that would be an extraordinary claim that I would need some really solid evidence to even consider believing. Claiming reincarnation is true is also an extraordinary claim that I'm going to need a lot more than hearsay to believe.

Also... the word hearsay isn't only used in court. Seems a lot simpler to say, "that's hearsay", than, "that's information received from other people that cannot be adequately substantiated". Of course you might not be into the whole brevity thing.

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2014-05-19 07:16:40 PM

stonicus: I've seen people get new cars before. I know it is possible. If you prove to me that reincarnation in general is possible, and as common and ordinary as someone buying a new car, then I wouldn't question it if you said your aunt was reincarnated.


I have a book that says it is possible. It's a very old book and I can quote large sections of it from memory. QED, science.
 
2014-05-19 07:18:48 PM
So, if the kid was buried after he was murdered, how would he know where he was buried?
 
2014-05-19 07:20:15 PM
Ambivalence: I'm curious if this would be considered "evidence" of reincarnation.  You know, for those who value evidence.

In the same way that Sesame Street is evidence if human/alien breeding. Strong evidence.
 
2014-05-19 07:20:43 PM
As a "no one gives a crap" aside, the whole "Extraordinary claims requires blah blah blah..." quote came from Marcello Truzzi who disliked pseudoskepticism, which is the vast majority of people seem to practice nowadays.
 
2014-05-19 07:22:32 PM

timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.


I read your comment using this guy's voice.

static-1.nexusmods.com
 
2014-05-19 07:23:42 PM
Three-year-old says he was killed with an axe in past life. Nobody believed him until he showed village elders

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2014-05-19 07:25:00 PM
I'll just agree with the Unlikely tag and go about my day.
 
hej
2014-05-19 07:28:34 PM

mr_crash_davis: His mother could also show you the axe wound from which he was born.


I think he was mudreded in his previous life while in his mom.
 
2014-05-19 07:28:53 PM

GRCooper: So, if the kid was buried after he was murdered, how would he know where he was buried?


Well ya see... ummm... uh, the thing is... well, if the kid was... hmmm...

Damn it, you're clearly trying to confuse us!  You must be the murderer!!!
 
2014-05-19 07:30:16 PM

JohnnyC: untaken_name: JohnnyC: Hearsay is not evidence, it occasionally leads to evidence, but is never the evidence. The entire story could be (and likely is) completely made up. I value evidence... not hearsay.

Do you live in a court of law? If you mother tells you that your aunt said she got a new car, do you demand that she prove it because you can't believe hearsay? If so, you are a douchebag.

My mother telling me that my aunt said she got a new car is not an extraordinary claim, I can safely believe that my mother is accurate and even if she isn't and I find out later that my aunt didn't buy a new car it isn't like the idea was fundamental to my world view. If, however, my mother claimed that my aunt made a new car appear just by wishing for it... that would be an extraordinary claim that I would need some really solid evidence to even consider believing. Claiming reincarnation is true is also an extraordinary claim that I'm going to need a lot more than hearsay to believe.

Also... the word hearsay isn't only used in court. Seems a lot simpler to say, "that's hearsay", than, "that's information received from other people that cannot be adequately substantiated". Of course you might not be into the whole brevity thing.


You're mother saying that your aunt got a new car is not proof, and is hearsay. However you can choose to believe hearsay. That doesn't make it proof.

People rely on trusted hearsay all the time for things that do not require proof (like your aunt's new car).

If I asked you if you had proof that your aunt got a new car and your only response was that your mother had told you so, I would conclude that you did not have proof.

This is really not that difficult.
 
HKW
2014-05-19 07:30:37 PM
1) Rob fort Knox,

2) Bury the gold,
3) commit suicide in a way that everyone knows your dead
4) wait for reincarnation
5) Wait a few years till you can get around on your own; troll parents in the mean time.
6) dig up stash
7) PROFIT


Anyone else up for a small raid into Muldraugh, KY?
 
2014-05-19 07:33:56 PM
People aren't just born, they are a continuation of life. I think many of us remember past things and then about three we go through a wiping of past memories.

Though I would expect him to be a direct descendant of himself to remember these things.

Think about all the memories a young chicken has locked up in the two cells from its parents. Even separated at birth they can go on to know to peep, peck , scratch, and a whole life full of other things and at one point it was all contained in just two cells.
 
2014-05-19 07:36:55 PM

RedT: You're mother saying that your aunt got a new car is not proof, and is hearsay.


Now you're just being weird... 

"You are mother saying that your aunt got a new car is not proof, and is hearsay."

;)
 
2014-05-19 07:38:39 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
My favorite part about death and reincarnation is visiting the Past Lives Pavilion.
 
2014-05-19 07:41:51 PM
Why did the kid do that?
Someone axed him.
 
2014-05-19 07:42:05 PM

mr_crash_davis: His mother could also show you the axe wound from which he was born.


It took too long for that unsavory comment. Farkers, step it up.
 
2014-05-19 07:42:21 PM
Call Leonard Nimoy.  This story needs an In Search Of investigation.
 
2014-05-19 07:44:42 PM

Uzzah: Ambivalence: I'm curious if this would be considered "evidence" of reincarnation.  You know, for those who value evidence.

Well, here's how it works for figuring out who the Dalai Lama has reincarnated as:

a committee of sorts comprised of High Lamas and Tibetan governmental officials begin the search for the reincarnated tulku by consulting the Nechung Oracle, the official seer of Tibet. In the past, the High Lamas next traveled to Lhamo Lhatso, made sacred to the Dalai Lamas by the promise of a spirit who resided there, Palden Lhamo, to protect their reincarnation. There, the High Lamas meditated beside the lake and experienced visions and dreams that guided their search. If the Dalai Lama had been cremated, the direction the smoke blew was also noted with great interest. Typically, it takes two to three years to find the reincarnated Dalai Lama, although with the latest, the 14th, it took four.

When the High Lamas believed they had found the reincarnated Dalai Lama, they conducted a simple test. Several articles, only some of which were owned by the previous Dalai Lama, are placed in front of the child. If he chooses the correct items, this is read as a sign, along with the previous signs and some set of secret signs, that he is the tulku.

Next, three of the former Dalai Lama's servants who knew him well are asked to confirm the child's identity; other officials are also required to sign off on it, too. If more than one boy is identified in this manner and a clear choice cannot be made, the names are placed in a vase, and the name drawn out is that of the person that will become the next Dalai Lama.

Upon formal confirmation, the Dalai Lama is traditionally taken with his family to the Drepung Monastery in Lhasa to begin his studies. Except for the 4th Dalai Lama, who was born in Mongolia, the Dalai Lamas were all born in Tibet.


Those high lamas must be pretty pissed to be passed over like that.
 
2014-05-19 07:46:44 PM

StokeyBob: People aren't just born, they are a continuation of life. I think many of us remember past things and then about three we go through a wiping of past memories.

Though I would expect him to be a direct descendant of himself to remember these things.

Think about all the memories a young chicken has locked up in the two cells from its parents. Even separated at birth they can go on to know to peep, peck , scratch, and a whole life full of other things and at one point it was all contained in just two cells.


Huh? Wut? WTF? Whachoo talking about, Willis? Get the eff out of here.

/sorry about your Asperger's syndrome
 
2014-05-19 07:54:24 PM
I could be wrong here, but it doesn't seem a stretch to imagine that it's a relatively small community (if the kid knew where it happened he likely lived near enough), that the murder was suspected, that the murderer was suspected, the location of the body may have been known (by some people), and that these suspicions were either subtly or not so subtly passed to the boy who revealed them as his own information.  That could fit the facts without requiring magic.
 
2014-05-19 07:55:40 PM
img.fark.net
For those that don't believe in reincarnation.
 
2014-05-19 07:57:06 PM
Oh and I meant "facts"...  that which is presented as such, giving them the benefit of the doubt.
 
2014-05-19 08:00:29 PM
I had a strawberry birthmark on the back of my head as a baby.
Clearly I was shot execution style in a past life.
 
2014-05-19 08:01:31 PM
img.fark.net

Trippy
 
2014-05-19 08:02:42 PM

JoieD'Zen: This is not as uncommon as some might think.


Made up bullshiat rarely is.
 
2014-05-19 08:06:08 PM
If we come back as opposites, I'm conviced I was once a teetotalling, Olympic grade athletic womanizer
 
2014-05-19 08:06:30 PM
If this kid was reincarnated, I could understand him able to point out his past-life killer.  But how the fark would he know where the killer buried his body?
 
2014-05-19 08:06:53 PM

Triumph: Who gets reincarnated in the same town? Or even the same galaxy?


This is actually a very good point. When people say they were reincarnated it has always been multiple lives that all revolve around shiat they already know. Even before we discovered exoplanets, someone should have past life experience as a silicon based life form that lived in a methane lake.

But nope. You can't even find someone whose past life was the worlds shiattiest Masai who was stomped to death at age 9.
 
2014-05-19 08:10:53 PM

mr_crash_davis: His mother could also show you the axe wound from which he was born.


Comment of the day.
 
2014-05-19 08:11:45 PM

StokeyBob: People aren't just born, they are a continuation of life. I think many of us remember past things and then about three we go through a wiping of past memories.

Though I would expect him to be a direct descendant of himself to remember these things.

Think about all the memories a young chicken has locked up in the two cells from its parents. Even separated at birth they can go on to know to peep, peck , scratch, and a whole life full of other things and at one point it was all contained in just two cells.


God knows a single sperm can transmit terabytes of info. That's why the next innovation of removal drives will involve cum.
 
2014-05-19 08:11:48 PM

BSABSVR: Triumph: Who gets reincarnated in the same town? Or even the same galaxy?

This is actually a very good point. When people say they were reincarnated it has always been multiple lives that all revolve around shiat they already know. Even before we discovered exoplanets, someone should have past life experience as a silicon based life form that lived in a methane lake.

But nope. You can't even find someone whose past life was the worlds shiattiest Masai who was stomped to death at age 9.


Simple, our human brains can't comprehend alien memories and therefore are never transferred. If you don't have memories of a past life, you were probably another life form
/I agree it's bullshiat though.
 
2014-05-19 08:15:07 PM
My mother tells me that, when I was 3, I told her I had been an old man who was shot in a church in New York.
 
2014-05-19 08:15:47 PM

RedT: JohnnyC: untaken_name: JohnnyC: Hearsay is not evidence, it occasionally leads to evidence, but is never the evidence. The entire story could be (and likely is) completely made up. I value evidence... not hearsay.

Do you live in a court of law? If you mother tells you that your aunt said she got a new car, do you demand that she prove it because you can't believe hearsay? If so, you are a douchebag.

My mother telling me that my aunt said she got a new car is not an extraordinary claim, I can safely believe that my mother is accurate and even if she isn't and I find out later that my aunt didn't buy a new car it isn't like the idea was fundamental to my world view. If, however, my mother claimed that my aunt made a new car appear just by wishing for it... that would be an extraordinary claim that I would need some really solid evidence to even consider believing. Claiming reincarnation is true is also an extraordinary claim that I'm going to need a lot more than hearsay to believe.

Also... the word hearsay isn't only used in court. Seems a lot simpler to say, "that's hearsay", than, "that's information received from other people that cannot be adequately substantiated". Of course you might not be into the whole brevity thing.

You're mother saying that your aunt got a new car is not proof, and is hearsay. However you can choose to believe hearsay. That doesn't make it proof.

People rely on trusted hearsay all the time for things that do not require proof (like your aunt's new car).

If I asked you if you had proof that your aunt got a new car and your only response was that your mother had told you so, I would conclude that you did not have proof.

This is really not that difficult.


BUT the point is who the fark cares? Whether or not his aunt bought a new car has (a) no impact on his life, (2) is not outside the realm of possibility, (iii) does not need to be believed nor disbelieved; it merely needs to be filed away, as it lacks importance.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. Corollary: completely meaningless claims require completely meaningless proof.

So, again: who the fark cares? How the hell could you take a generalized statement about "woo" and start questioning whether or not his aunt bought a new car? Lay off the alcohol: it's only freaking Monday.
 
2014-05-19 08:16:11 PM

untaken_name: JohnnyC: Hearsay is not evidence, it occasionally leads to evidence, but is never the evidence. The entire story could be (and likely is) completely made up. I value evidence... not hearsay.

Do you live in a court of law? If you mother tells you that your aunt said she got a new car, do you demand that she prove it because you can't believe hearsay? If so, you are a douchebag.


You know another type of douchebag? People who make terrible comparisons and expect people to recognize their brilliance.
 
2014-05-19 08:26:06 PM

StokeyBob: People aren't just born, they are a continuation of life. I think many of us remember past things and then about three we go through a wiping of past memories.

Though I would expect him to be a direct descendant of himself to remember these things.

Think about all the memories a young chicken has locked up in the two cells from its parents. Even separated at birth they can go on to know to peep, peck , scratch, and a whole life full of other things and at one point it was all contained in just two cells.



instinct =/= memory.
 
2014-05-19 08:28:12 PM

StokeyBob: People aren't just born, they are a continuation of life. I think many of us remember past things and then about three we go through a wiping of past memories.

Though I would expect him to be a direct descendant of himself to remember these things.

Think about all the memories a young chicken has locked up in the two cells from its parents. Even separated at birth they can go on to know to peep, peck , scratch, and a whole life full of other things and at one point it was all contained in just two cells.


Don't know what "instinct" means, do you?
 
2014-05-19 08:42:54 PM

JohnnyC: RedT: You're mother saying that your aunt got a new car is not proof, and is hearsay.

Now you're just being weird... 

"You are mother saying that your aunt got a new car is not proof, and is hearsay."

;)


Gah! Dang it!
I swear it was my phone!
This thing hates me!
 
2014-05-19 08:43:44 PM
www.sonypictures.com

I am confused. I thought that Christianity was the one true religion, as was proven in the above documentary. How can reincarnation also be true?
 
2014-05-19 08:45:14 PM

Doc Batarang: timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.

Hahaha...but it was Tamerlane who took the arrow to the knee, not Genghis Khan :).


Damnit I was going to say that, but bring two hours late it seems you beat me to it.

/history is fun
//time travel so I can make timely quips would be more fun.
 
2014-05-19 08:46:21 PM
An acquaintance misled me into sitting through a performance by the Falun Dafa's performing arts arm.  Only three of the dance pieces seemed to be overtly critical of the CCP.  Both of the vocal performances, however (if the opera translation was to be trusted), were blistering, going on about steadfastness in the face of the red beast and the like.  A white-male-Asian-female hosting duo in formal wear rambled on through wooden, propagandistic monologues in alternating English and Mandarin.  Throughout the performances, lurid, pixelated images of the cosmos and of stereotypically Chinese landscapes (pointy mountains beside a river, ornate palaces, etc.) were projected on a giant screen behind the stage.  Someone near me in the audience smelled strongly of Lysol.

/Cult story, bro.
 
2014-05-19 08:51:57 PM

stonicus: The real question... what if a few months after the boy was killed, the handle of that axe broke and was replaced.  Then, 3 months after that, the head of the axe was chipped and that was replaced as well.  Is it the same axe that killed him?


The answer to that question is important.

/now I'm going to have to watch that as I code tonight
//nothing is obscure
 
2014-05-19 08:54:11 PM
BEWARE OF HE WHO WALKS AMONG THE CORN!

s2.djyimg.com
 
2014-05-19 08:58:51 PM
 
2014-05-19 09:07:48 PM
I just keep thinking that this could be a totally amazing movie to watch among close friends during Halloween season, but only IF the movie was done well. However, from what I've seen, such a movie would not be done well, or even on time. Perhaps a low-budget straight-to-DVD in Wal-Mart's $5 bin, due out in late January.
 
2014-05-19 09:13:18 PM

stonicus: The real question... what if a few months after the boy was killed, the handle of that axe broke and was replaced.  Then, 3 months after that, the head of the axe was chipped and that was replaced as well.  Is it the same axe that killed him?


www.bloodygoodhorror.com
 
2014-05-19 09:21:28 PM
Fracking company CEO comes back as someone who has to drink the water. Now that would be justice.
 
2014-05-19 09:32:09 PM
Only Unlikely because Subby seems to be a close minded retard.
 
2014-05-19 09:35:54 PM

Moonfisher: BlueBox: jaylectricity: timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.

Dammit, I have a similar birthmark and was going to make the same joke.

*shakes fist*

I have a purple birthmark on my foot.  I wonder how I did that?

You must have stepped on a rusty nail, died of gangrene. I've got a big one on my belly. That must have been slow and painful. My son has one on his asscheek. I can't wait to troll him about it now.


Damn you for putting that ear worm back in my head!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyZ_hDPsIp4&feature=c4-overview-vl&li st =PL3m4tx2UVGz1Q8jL0U3GUGP5-_bCXGFlN

/some other mean Farker posted it first
 
2014-05-19 09:38:40 PM

stonicus: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 425x239]
My favorite part about death and reincarnation is visiting the Past Lives Pavilion.


Streep:  I was sir Lancelot!
Brooks:  I was dinner!

That really is a good movie.
 
2014-05-19 09:47:50 PM

StainedGlassRuby: stonicus: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 425x239]
My favorite part about death and reincarnation is visiting the Past Lives Pavilion.

Streep:  I was sir Lancelot!
Brooks:  I was dinner!

That really is a good movie.


I wonder if "This Book Is Full Of Spiders" is going to be adapted to film.
 
2014-05-19 09:58:53 PM
What if your birthmark is on your ass?
What if your birthmark is shaped like a sperm?
What does it all mean?
 
2014-05-19 10:16:02 PM

Pr1nc3ss: What if your birthmark is on your ass?
What if your birthmark is shaped like a sperm?
What does it all mean?


Death by boola boola?
 
2014-05-19 10:24:29 PM

Pr1nc3ss: What if your birthmark is on your ass?
What if your birthmark is shaped like a sperm?
What does it all mean?


Sadly, I have bad news and, well, more bad news.  The bad news is, you died.  The other bad news is that it's likely to happen again.
 
2014-05-19 10:26:40 PM

RedT: Gah! Dang it!
I swear it was my phone!
This thing hates me!


2.bp.blogspot.com

Yeah, it was probably your phone... but I'm sure it doesn't hate you.
 
2014-05-19 10:31:58 PM
I was reincarnated before it was cool to be reincarnated, but you probably never heard of me or my past lives.
 
2014-05-19 10:37:48 PM

StainedGlassRuby: stonicus: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 425x239]
My favorite part about death and reincarnation is visiting the Past Lives Pavilion.

Streep:  I was sir Lancelot!
Brooks:  I was dinner!

That really is a good movie.


Streep was Prince Valient... and It always bothered me that somehow Prince Valiant didn't get to move forward...
 
2014-05-19 10:38:24 PM
fc00.deviantart.net
 
2014-05-19 11:17:13 PM

GRCooper: So, if the kid was buried after he was murdered, how would he know where he was buried?


Itstoearly: If this kid was reincarnated, I could understand him able to point out his past-life killer.  But how the fark would he know where the killer buried his body?


My first thought was how would he know where the axe was buried, unless, you know, the killer buried it before killing the kid and oh shiat i've just divided by z+++CARRIER LOST+++
 
2014-05-19 11:21:45 PM

flemardo: thrasherrr: flemardo: It is clear the child was a murderer in his past life. Only the murderer would know where the body and the axe was buried. The child should pay for his crimes, I think banning him from having chocolate milk and strawberry milk should do it.

FTFY?


Sticking with what I said, once that axe goes deep in your skull you don't know where your body or the murder weapon goes or if the worms that eat you will fart in your body. The killer on the other hand would have the past life knowledge. He's a devious child, blaming an innocent man for his own crimes.


You wrote he was murdered. I changed it to murderer to match your nicely made theory

Maybe we both are having a quantum event where you typed murderer in your universe, and it shows up as murdered in my universe, and we are now communicating between universes using Fark.
 
2014-05-19 11:50:20 PM
Is it reincarnation if you travel back in time, become a Minbari, and then die before you were born?
 
2014-05-19 11:51:24 PM

thrasherrr: flemardo: thrasherrr: flemardo: It is clear the child was a murderer in his past life. Only the murderer would know where the body and the axe was buried. The child should pay for his crimes, I think banning him from having chocolate milk and strawberry milk should do it.

FTFY?


Sticking with what I said, once that axe goes deep in your skull you don't know where your body or the murder weapon goes or if the worms that eat you will fart in your body. The killer on the other hand would have the past life knowledge. He's a devious child, blaming an innocent man for his own crimes.

You wrote he was murdered. I changed it to murderer to match your nicely made theory

Maybe we both are having a quantum event where you typed murderer in your universe, and it shows up as murdered in my universe, and we are now communicating between universes using Fark.


So here's a new theory to add. When the kid pointed at the man who went ghost white, maybe he is an innocent man. But maybe the killer said to the innocent man before the murder, "I'm going to come back from the dead and blame this on you."

It's all moot of course, unless it was a murder/suicide because likely the murderer of this particular body is still alive.
 
2014-05-20 12:07:54 AM

Itstoearly: If this kid was reincarnated, I could understand him able to point out his past-life killer.  But how the fark would he know where the killer buried his body?


Good question. And the answer is gruesome. He was still alive when he was buried!
 
2014-05-20 12:27:47 AM
About 10 years ago, I was driving through the countryside near home (UK, South coast), when my 4 year old son suddenly pointed and said "You see that farm over there - that's where I used to look after the horses". It kinda freaked out me and the Mrs at the time.

...he does have a large birthmark on his arm and back.
 
2014-05-20 01:11:09 AM

Ambivalence: I'm curious if this would be considered "evidence" of reincarnation.  You know, for those who value evidence.

 Occam's Razor tells me that it's damn easy for an author to make up a story when his "witness" has been dead for five years.


The only person who is named and still alive didn't witness anything at all.  He claims that someone told him that story - and even that part isn't verifiable.
 
2014-05-20 01:32:23 AM
sonicmoremusic.files.wordpress.com
About this time, like a lot of New Yorkers who find themselves on the West Coast, I got interested in various aspects of California's versions of the occult. We would sit around at night when the Santa Anna winds howled outside, and ask questions of the Ouija board. I found out a lot of information on my past 9,361 human lives on this planet. My first life was as a raccoon.

"And then you were a cow. And then you were a bird. And then you were a hat", spelled the Ouija.

We said "a hat?" We couldn't figure it out. Finally we guessed that the feathers from the bird had been made into a hat. "Is this true?"

"Yes", spelled the Ouija. "Hat counts as half life."

And then?

"Hundreds and hundreds of Rabbis."

Now this is apparently my first life as a woman, which should explain quite a few things.
 
2014-05-20 02:16:17 AM

Uzzah: Ambivalence: I'm curious if this would be considered "evidence" of reincarnation.  You know, for those who value evidence.

Well, here's how it works for figuring out who the Dalai Lama has reincarnated as:

a committee of sorts comprised of High Lamas and Tibetan governmental officials begin the search for the reincarnated tulku by consulting the Nechung Oracle, the official seer of Tibet. In the past, the High Lamas next traveled to Lhamo Lhatso, made sacred to the Dalai Lamas by the promise of a spirit who resided there, Palden Lhamo, to protect their reincarnation. There, the High Lamas meditated beside the lake and experienced visions and dreams that guided their search. If the Dalai Lama had been cremated, the direction the smoke blew was also noted with great interest. Typically, it takes two to three years to find the reincarnated Dalai Lama, although with the latest, the 14th, it took four.

When the High Lamas believed they had found the reincarnated Dalai Lama, they conducted a simple test. Several articles, only some of which were owned by the previous Dalai Lama, are placed in front of the child. If he chooses the correct items, this is read as a sign, along with the previous signs and some set of secret signs, that he is the tulku.

Next, three of the former Dalai Lama's servants who knew him well are asked to confirm the child's identity; other officials are also required to sign off on it, too. If more than one boy is identified in this manner and a clear choice cannot be made, the names are placed in a vase, and the name drawn out is that of the person that will become the next Dalai Lama.

Upon formal confirmation, the Dalai Lama is traditionally taken with his family to the Drepung Monastery in Lhasa to begin his studies. Except for the 4th Dalai Lama, who was born in Mongolia, the Dalai Lamas were all born in Tibet.


Sounds about as legit as the process for deciding the next U.S. president.
 
2014-05-20 02:53:25 AM
I don't know about reincarnation, but my Symentec really didn't like that page.
 
2014-05-20 03:15:11 AM
As someone who believes reincarnation is probable in a complex non-traditional way...I think you have to scrutinize every case of past remembrances, almost to the point of assuming they are mistaken to just outright lying etc.. This kid could have been coached by a family member (maybe the actual murder!). How would he know where the murderer buried the axe?
 
2014-05-20 04:35:17 AM

Triumph: Who gets reincarnated in the same town? Or even the same galaxy?


If reincarnation and dualism were both true, that would be an interesting objection. But if materialism were true, as opposed dualism, then your objection is answered.

So, if any accounts of reincarnation can be taken seriously--let's just go with it for argument's sake--and there's a strong pattern of physical proximity from one life to the next, then it would be evidence that either materialism is true OR that entities in the dualist "spirit world" operate under similar spatial constraints as in the physical world (perhaps they experience gravity, or the speed of light is a limit there, too).

We should be skeptical of reincarnation, of course. But if it turned out to be verifiable, it has fascinating implications.

/currently not high
 
2014-05-20 07:17:49 AM

monsignorguru: It seems in the West, when someone believes they were reincarnated, they always were some famous from history.

It's never "I was a twelve year old stable boy, kicked in the head by an Ox"


Unless they're too young to know much history. As evidenced by:

linker3000: About 10 years ago, I was driving through the countryside near home (UK, South coast), when my 4 year old son suddenly pointed and said "You see that farm over there - that's where I used to look after the horses". It kinda freaked out me and the Mrs at the time.

...he does have a large birthmark on his arm and back.


But anyway, wasn't the twist that the boy had been dead the whole time or somesuch?
 
2014-05-20 07:28:30 AM
In my past lives, I was Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, and Kris Kristofferson.


www.stevenmenke.com

/ But I am still around..I'll always be around..and around and around and around and around
 
2014-05-20 07:57:24 AM
Anyone that uses this should be killed.

/just saying
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-20 08:30:10 AM
well... since my birthmark makes people think that I was shot in the back of the head in THIS life... who knows

/shrugs
//I remember nothing
 
2014-05-20 08:58:34 AM
If you're up to reading it, here's an interesting spin on reincarnation:

http://www.galactanet.com/oneoff/theegg_mod.html
 
2014-05-20 09:37:56 AM
Through the travail of the ages,
Midst the pomp and toil of war,
I have fought and strove and perished
Countless times upon this star.
...

So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-20 12:13:33 PM

Procedural Texture: Triumph: Who gets reincarnated in the same town? Or even the same galaxy?

If reincarnation and dualism were both true, that would be an interesting objection. But if materialism were true, as opposed dualism, then your objection is answered.

So, if any accounts of reincarnation can be taken seriously--let's just go with it for argument's sake--and there's a strong pattern of physical proximity from one life to the next, then it would be evidence that either materialism is true OR that entities in the dualist "spirit world" operate under similar spatial constraints as in the physical world (perhaps they experience gravity, or the speed of light is a limit there, too).

We should be skeptical of reincarnation, of course. But if it turned out to be verifiable, it has fascinating implications.



For whatever it's worth: I actually remember arriving in my body at about age 3. It was early morning, I opened my eyes and I was standing in the doorway of a bedroom. A PINK bedroom, with small white furniture. "Oh fark." was my first thought. "Oh fark, I'm a GIRL!" was my second thought. I was not happy. I don't remember anything about a previous life, but I do know that I did have one, and that I was male in that previous life. I turned around and there was a woman in the adjacent bedroom, leaning toward a mirror over a dresser. She was putting on lipstick. I asked her what day it was. She replied it was Tuesday. I understood that she was the parent of this child, but I didn't feel like I knew her. Everything was strange for a while until I figured out who was who, who these people were, and what my own name was.

Now, I'm a fairly logical person who embraces science. I don't believe in a god or an afterlife; all the evidence suggests that we get this one shot and that the end is final. But yet, I have this set of memories that seem to go against all of that. It's a dichotomy that I've wrestled with my whole life since then. I can't explain it. I don't know what it means. But I know it happened, and it was not a dream or a hallucination. I have no idea how to prove it using the scientific method. I wish I could.
 
2014-05-20 12:23:28 PM

CivicMindedFive: Through the travail of the ages,
Midst the pomp and toil of war,
I have fought and strove and perished
Countless times upon this star.
...

So as through a glass, and darkly
The age long strife I see
Where I fought in many guises,
Many names, but always me.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 320x146]


General Patton wins the Internet.

/turns up the Pink Floyd album.
 
2014-05-20 12:58:05 PM

jaylectricity: timujin: He was born with a long, red birthmark on his head. The Druse believe, as some other cultures do, that birthmarks are related to past-life deaths. When the boy was old enough to talk, he told his family he had been killed by a blow to the head with an axe.

I have a birthmark on the side of my knee, probably took an arrow to it.

Dammit, I have a similar birthmark and was going to make the same joke.

*shakes fist*


Mine is midsection kidney area......... musket ball during the civil war?
 
2014-05-20 05:42:27 PM

RexTalionis: A story from a guy who is publicizing a book he wrote about children who are reincarnated, which was supposedly told to him by a doctor who is conveniently dead and published in a newspaper publication for a Chinese cult.

This story just reeks of credibility.


Falun Gong? Didn't realize they had an English language paper...
 
2014-05-20 06:08:31 PM

NMTurtlelady: But I know it happened, and it was not a dream or a hallucination.


Except you can't possibly know that... Our memories are pretty horrible in general, but when you're talking very early childhood ones, they're even worse... And, just the act of recalling them actually modifies them, so it's very easy to alter them over time to become something completely different, yet you remain convinced it's the same memory you've always had and it's absolutely real... The best thing you can learn is to not fully trust your own senses or memory, because they lie to you all the time... (But, if you take that to too far an extreme, you end up like the man who rules the universe from the Hitchhiker's Guide, who can be certain of nothing at all...)
 
2014-05-21 01:41:21 AM

Sticky Hands: I read about a doctor in India doing this as well.
I suspect these doctors are some of the worlds more prolific serial killers
They travel around offing folks, swing back through town a few years later, mess with impressionable kids and get the murder pinned on someone else.

devious.


Really... how hard is it to get passed off as a doctor in India?  Just curious.
 
2014-05-21 01:54:52 AM

GRCooper: So, if the kid was buried after he was murdered, how would he know where he was buried?


Obviously he was unwilling to leave the earth and witnessed his burial.

because *magic*
 
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