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(The Raw Story)   Apparently conceding the inevitable, and wanting to get a jump on his competition, conservative gadfly and professional crazy-person Larry Klayman is already calling for a "Second American Revolution" to overthrow President Hillary Clinton   (rawstory.com) divider line 90
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2014-05-19 03:24:48 PM
Has the gop and faux nuze started impeachment against Hillary yet?
 
2014-05-19 03:44:03 PM

oldernell: Has the gop and faux nuze started impeachment against Hillary yet?


Well, you see... Benghazi.
 
2014-05-19 03:46:39 PM
I am ready to jump off this planet I swear.

Derp, derp, everywhere...
 
2014-05-19 03:50:57 PM
In 1998, Klayman sued his mother for $50,000, seeking reimbursement for medical care provided to his maternal grandmother. After Klayman's brother told Newsweek magazine of the lawsuit, Klayman alleged that the Clinton White House was responsible for the magazine acquiring the information.[22] Link
 
2014-05-19 04:20:42 PM
Grab your gun and get to it, Larry. We're all right behind you.

Loser.
 
2014-05-19 04:34:38 PM
Oh, FFS. Pants sh*tting cowards even BEFORE they have a problem

/grab your gun, Larry
//I'll bet you're too big a pussy
 
2014-05-19 04:36:42 PM
I'm sure it will totally work this time!! Those 30 million Patriots who marched on Washington last week primed the pump. All that's left is for this guy to set everything into motion.
 
2014-05-19 04:39:28 PM
You could make Totally-Not-Racist Clive Bundy a General in your new army of shrill bed-wetters!
 
2014-05-19 04:42:02 PM
It's like they have literally nothing but ID.  Your last march on Washington had like 80 people.  Operation American Spring had like 300 maybe.    America is not going to rally behind a child molester to pre-impeach Hillary Clinton.
 
2014-05-19 04:42:50 PM
Klayman last promised a "second American Revolution" in November to send President Barack Obama back to Iran, but the rally drew only about 130 protesters and did not succeed in ousting any government officials.

Iran?
 
2014-05-19 04:43:54 PM
She's. Not. Running.
 
2014-05-19 04:44:33 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: In 1998, Klayman sued his mother for $50,000, seeking reimbursement for medical care provided to his maternal grandmother. After Klayman's brother told Newsweek magazine of the lawsuit, Klayman alleged that the Clinton White House was responsible for the magazine acquiring the information.[22] Link


And Suing his mom is about only the 5th worst thing he has done to a relative.
 
2014-05-19 04:45:32 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Klayman last promised a "second American Revolution" in November to send President Barack Obama back to Iran, but the rally drew only about 130 protesters and did not succeed in ousting any government officials.

Iran?


It's so far away.
 
2014-05-19 04:46:33 PM
The left is a pretty tolerant bunch. They like for the system to work. And to change things through process. They are also patient. But when the tipping point comes, they as a group will act for the greater good with violence. It won't be telegraphed, it won't be led from the top. It will be angry and it will be bloody.

The right just threatens violence every day so they can be selfish pricks. But never really have the balls to do shiat.
 
2014-05-19 04:46:52 PM

silo123j: I am ready to jump off this planet I swear.

Derp, derp, everywhere...


There's not much on the Politics tab today I even care to open.
 
2014-05-19 04:47:16 PM
If only these right wing nutjobs realized that Obama and Clinton are corporatist, relatively conservative democrats.
 
2014-05-19 04:54:15 PM

Chummer45: If only these right wing nutjobs realized that Obama and Clinton are corporatist, relatively conservative democrats.


More lib lies. They are, in fact, the 1st and 2nd most liberal presidents to ever lib, respectively. At least until 2016, if someone not named Clinton happens to win the nomination. Then that person will be the most liberal lib to ever open their fat lib mouth to spread more lib propaganda.

Libs
 
2014-05-19 04:57:27 PM

LucklessWonder: She's. Not. Running.


shhh...let them waste all their time attacking Hillary and not preparing for the real candidate.  It worked so well for them in 2008.
 
2014-05-19 04:57:49 PM
I, for one, admire his moxie. This guy has a can-do attitude.
 
2014-05-19 04:59:09 PM

TrollingForColumbine: The left is a pretty tolerant bunch. They like for the system to work. And to change things through process. They are also patient. But when the tipping point comes, they as a group will act for the greater good with violence. It won't be telegraphed, it won't be led from the top. It will be angry and it will be bloody.

The right just threatens violence every day so they can be selfish pricks. But never really have the balls to do shiat.


Meh, America ain't perfect by a long shot-it's just better than pretty much every other country on the planet.  Even with all the derp.  The chances of an actual civil war in America is 0.0000000000001% or so.  We ain't Ukraine, or Syria, or Egypt, or Venezuela, or Pakistan.  We aren't even China, or Russia, or Spain, or Greece.
 
2014-05-19 05:01:09 PM

ManateeGag: LucklessWonder: She's. Not. Running.

shhh...let them waste all their time attacking Hillary and not preparing for the real candidate.  It worked so well for them in 2008.


There's absolutely no evidence to show she's not running (or vice versa).  She's in full on "I'm thinking about it but haven't decided yet and besides it's way too early and why don't you go bug somebody else" mode.
 
2014-05-19 05:02:21 PM
I hope they try it. And I hope that the American forces responding to their little Teabagger Uprising use non-lethal equipment and tactics to arrest every single one, just to rub in how pathetic and outclassed the 'baggers are.

/Both hopes are equally improbable.
 
2014-05-19 05:03:50 PM

LucklessWonder: She's. Not. Running.


You have to understand for wingnuts, they decided that she is running therefore she is running.  Even if She were to say that she has no intention of running, it would not effect on their belief.
 
2014-05-19 05:04:03 PM
So what he's saying is that no Republican has any shot at being elected?
 
2014-05-19 05:05:12 PM

Geotpf: TrollingForColumbine: The left is a pretty tolerant bunch. They like for the system to work. And to change things through process. They are also patient. But when the tipping point comes, they as a group will act for the greater good with violence. It won't be telegraphed, it won't be led from the top. It will be angry and it will be bloody.

The right just threatens violence every day so they can be selfish pricks. But never really have the balls to do shiat.

Meh, America ain't perfect by a long shot-it's just better than pretty much every other country on the planet.  Even with all the derp.  The chances of an actual civil war in America is 0.0000000000001% or so.  We ain't Ukraine, or Syria, or Egypt, or Venezuela, or Pakistan.  We aren't even China, or Russia, or Spain, or Greece.


dude you're on crack. we're inching closer and closer to political violence every day. frankly i'm amazed its not happened already.

and i wouldnt say we're better than every other country on the planet. I've lived in better countries. They just tend to have worse food and weather than california.

but i'd much rather be middle class in germany netherlands belgium or switzerland than here. at least in a rich western european country i know i wont go bankrupt if i get sick and the state pension will be enough to keep me out of poverty after i retire.

sure, i'd rather be rich in the US than in those places, but most of us aint.
 
2014-05-19 05:06:41 PM
Seeing his name twice in one day!  Earlier my uncle was posting the article where he claims Roberts was blackmailed via the NSA and CIA to approve Obamacare.
 
2014-05-19 05:08:25 PM
I swear to God.. the last 6 years of hatred for our President and all the ridiculousness it's spawned have been so exhausting.. I'm dreading the next two terms of President Clinton.
 
2014-05-19 05:09:16 PM

Mantour: You have to understand for wingnuts, they decided that she is running therefore she is running.  Even if She were to say that she has no intention of running, it would not effect on their belief.


You know who else suffers from a condition that makes it impossible for them to distinguish truth from fiction?
 
2014-05-19 05:11:16 PM
These guys need to remember: The winners of revolutions write history books.  The losers get their heads on pikes.

Can they beat the United States?
 
2014-05-19 05:12:57 PM
If St. Reagan didn't close all of the public looney bins Klaymen would be safely locked away created poop art on the padded walls where he belongs.
 
2014-05-19 05:17:42 PM

havocmike: I swear to God.. the last 6 years of hatred for our President and all the ridiculousness it's spawned have been so exhausting.. I'm dreading the next two terms of President Clinton.


Don't worry too much, the GOP and Tea Tards are a lot like kids. They are already fighting each other and tuckering themselves out doing it.

It takes a lot of herp and derp energy to come up with this shiat like this.

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2014-05-19 05:17:43 PM
Whoa there, sparky.  She hasn't even declared she's running yet.  Don't you at least think we should wait to see if she runs, wins the primary, and then wins the general election before calling for a revolution?  We're getting a little ahead of ourselves here.  Maybe you need to follow some of the tips from the yoga article in the main tab.
 
2014-05-19 05:17:53 PM
So, apparently ignoring him isn't helping. Can we shoot him now?
 
2014-05-19 05:19:07 PM

havocmike: I swear to God.. the last 6 years of hatred for our President and all the ridiculousness it's spawned have been so exhausting.. I'm dreading the next two terms of President Clinton.


Maybe they'll rage themselves into heart attacks by that time.
 
2014-05-19 05:20:22 PM
I really wish these "Patriots" would just go on ahead and start shooting at things as they launch their "Second Revolution". Then we can wipe them out and go back to evolving as a Civilization.
 
2014-05-19 05:21:15 PM

Dusk-You-n-Me: In 1998, Klayman sued his mother for $50,000, seeking reimbursement for medical care provided to his maternal grandmother. After Klayman's brother told Newsweek magazine of the lawsuit, Klayman alleged that the Clinton White House was responsible for the magazine acquiring the information.[22] Link


Wow, this guy isn't just a professional crazy person, he is the Michael Jordan of crazy people...
 
2014-05-19 05:23:16 PM
bobothemagnificent: Whoa there, sparky.  She hasn't even declared she's running yet.  Don't you at least think we should wait to see if she runs, wins the primary, and then wins the general election before calling for a revolution?  We're getting a little ahead of ourselves here.  Maybe you need to follow some of the tips from the yoga article in the main tab.

Bobo the RINO!!!


RINO!!!!!

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RIIIIINOOOOOOO!

 
2014-05-19 05:23:37 PM
Yes. The inevitable...
 
2014-05-19 05:28:57 PM
Stuff like this makes me wonder about the requirements for becoming a lawyer... If you can be this nuts and make it, how hard can it be?
 
2014-05-19 05:30:11 PM

LucklessWonder: She's. Not. Running.


www.dailyhaha.com

Well played. Well played indeed!
 
2014-05-19 05:31:42 PM
Operation American Spring II: This time we mean it! No, really. Seriously. Hey, stop laughing. C'mon, knock it off.
 
2014-05-19 05:32:31 PM
Fark patriots from sea to shining sea cheered when federal judge Richard Leon ruled in December 2013 that certain domestic surveillance practices were a likely violation of the 4th Amendment.  Unfortunately, the plaintiff in that case is the same person -- Klayman v. Obama.

Having secured that achievement, Mr. Klayman should now make it known to all -- including the appellate courts of the US -- that he is staying out of politics and devoting the remainder of his life to caring for orphaned tubercular puppies in Upper Pradesh.
 
2014-05-19 05:33:15 PM
Well, given the Republican majority in the house and possibility of winning the Senate, I have precisely zero interest in seeing a Republican President in 2016, as extremely unlikely as that is.  I'm thinking Hilary wins over a "True Conservative" by at least 10 points, which will drive the right wing wackos absolutely nuts.

Unfortunately, given the rhetoric and the hate mongering, civil violence becomes a lot more likely as these idiots decide that they need to 'fight' for their way of life.  If that happens, I hope President Clinton II has a lot more spine than President Obama when it comes to dealing with this kind of derp.
 
2014-05-19 05:41:36 PM

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Unfortunately, given the rhetoric and the hate mongering, civil violence becomes a lot more likely as these idiots decide that they need to 'fight' for their way of life.  If that happens, I hope President Clinton II has a lot more spine than President Obama when it comes to dealing with this kind of derp.


If there was going to be political violence after a presidential election coming from the left, it would have happened in 2000 when it could be reasonably argued that the Supreme Court stole the election for the Republicans.

If there was going to be political violence after a presidential election coming from the right, it would have happened in 2008 when we elected the black guy with the Muslim name.

Since nothing violent of note happened in either case, I am quite confident that it won't happen any time soon.
 
2014-05-19 05:41:38 PM

rjakobi: So, apparently ignoring him isn't helping. Can we shoot him now?


Then we'll have to endure Larry Klaman-gate.
 
2014-05-19 05:43:27 PM

TrollingForColumbine: The right just threatens violence every day so they can be selfish pricks. But never really have the balls to do shiat.


Well, the protective cover of a female human shield sometimes gives them the courage to act.
 
2014-05-19 05:46:06 PM

Baz744: TrollingForColumbine: The right just threatens violence every day so they can be selfish pricks. But never really have the balls to do shiat.

Well, the protective cover of a female human shield sometimes gives them the courage to act.


That's not acting. That is threatening violence to be selfish pricks like I said. Pull the trigger next time tough guys.
 
2014-05-19 05:46:23 PM

Calmamity: Grab your gun and get to it, Larry. We're all right behind you.

Loser.


If there were a revolution, KKKlayman would make sure that he is "in the rear with the gear."
 
2014-05-19 05:47:59 PM

LoneWolf343: havocmike: I swear to God.. the last 6 years of hatred for our President and all the ridiculousness it's spawned have been so exhausting.. I'm dreading the next two terms of President Clinton.

Maybe they'll rage themselves into heart attacks by that time.


I'll remind you that the rage at G.W. was just as bad as the rage from those on the right towards the current president.  Don't count on her running.  I'm not 100% convinced she is going to run.  If her health really is an issue she's going to take her time to think about it.  She is, if anything, more methodical than Bill ever was.  Its way too early to say who's running for either party.  Wait until after the midterms at least, most likely after Christmas.  Then people will start forming exploratory committees on both sides and we'll see who's going to run.
 
2014-05-19 05:50:36 PM

Geotpf: Since nothing violent of note happened in either case, I am quite confident that it won't happen any time soon.


Because tensions never rise slowly to a boiling point over the course of time. Good point.

Sorry for the snark. Sort of. I mean, you sound relatively sane. I just think your reasoning here isn't good. 2000 happened before 8 years of Bush administration lies, torture, and elective war. 2008 happened before 6 years of racism-fueled DERP from the right-wing media against Osamatyranthusseinfartbongo, the Hitlerist lib who ever Hitlered.
 
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