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(Orange News)   Viking scented deodorant - mead, gore, sweat, meat, seawater, and smoke: it still smells a whole lot better than Axe   (web.orange.co.uk) divider line 21
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2014-05-19 02:05:02 PM  
Damn shame that the name "Axe" was already taken...
 
2014-05-19 02:11:52 PM  
 
2014-05-19 02:48:27 PM  

markie_farkie: Prolly smells like this



Ingredients include:
• Mead (imbibed generously by Viking warriors after a hard day's raiding)
• Battle gore (spilled on the battlefields)
• Smoke (from the settlements razed by Vikings during raids)
• Seawater (From the journey by longship to British shores)
• Mud (Vikings often travelled by foot over the sodden terrain)
• Human sweat (deep soaked into a warrior's clothes after a hard day's raiding)
• Animal meat, fruits and nuts (essential ingredients of a hearty Viking feast)
• Fresh pine (from traversing the many forests of Britain in search of places to conquer)

Some better articles:

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/11219210.Sweat__mead_and_mud__ th e_great_smell_of_Viking/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-2630309/Viking-aftershave- Yo rk-launches-fragrance-lets-man-smell-like-Viking-warrior.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/uk/northerneng la nd/10835531/Yorks-latest-wheeze-Norse-Power-the-Viking-deodorant.html
 
2014-05-19 02:53:02 PM  
Perfect for a night of raping and pillaging.

The vikings were awesome.
 
2014-05-19 02:54:38 PM  
I spoke with Laars and Vodak, they both say the product stinks.
 
2014-05-19 02:55:20 PM  

robohobo: Perfect for a night of raping and pillaging.

The vikings were awesome.


More like rape, pillage, plunder and rape.
 
2014-05-19 02:57:51 PM  

bighairyguy: More like rape, pillage, plunder and rape.


You said 'rape' twice.
 
2014-05-19 02:58:24 PM  
Anyone know any good drownin' songs?
 
2014-05-19 02:59:55 PM  
Excuse me, do you have any grey Poupon?

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-19 03:00:24 PM  

spelletrader: bighairyguy: More like rape, pillage, plunder and rape.

You said 'rape' twice.


Vikings like rape.
 
2014-05-19 03:01:46 PM  
Just what Viking tailgaters smell like.
 
2014-05-19 03:02:30 PM  
Not amused

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-19 03:19:41 PM  
Mmm...smells like playoff disappointment
 
2014-05-19 03:25:22 PM  
What Raginald need with perfume? Perfume is for Freyja and Frigg.
 
2014-05-19 05:30:08 PM  
My scent!  Let me show it to you!
 
2014-05-19 05:53:15 PM  
... describes the smell of my last rental car
 
2014-05-19 06:27:34 PM  
 
2014-05-19 06:29:25 PM  

robohobo: Perfect for a night of raping and pillaging.

The vikings were awesome.


Don't forget the incest and infanticide .
 
2014-05-19 10:06:07 PM  
Donkey ass smells better than AXE.
 
2014-05-20 01:20:49 AM  
The standard by which whether or not it truly smells like Vikings:

www.mtv.com

/Amon Amarth, which also means it would have to smell like a mosh pit
 
2014-05-20 02:25:47 PM  
I get the "sweat", but it seems to be missing the "Dead Man's Balls".
 
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