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(WKRN Nashville)   Tennessee man tries to go ATM - you never go ATM, duh. Particularly when there's an unusually coquettish picnic table in the parking lot   (wkrn.com) divider line 50
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2014-05-19 02:17:41 PM  
Hey, leave the guy alone. He was just trying to make a deposit.
 
2014-05-19 02:24:01 PM  
Guess he didn't give two f*cks about that penalty for early withdrawal.
 
2014-05-19 02:54:04 PM  
You know Murfreesboro is a relatively advanced area of Tennessee, as compared to, say, Tracy City, TN.
 
2014-05-19 03:41:25 PM  
www.joblo.com
Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's okay.
 
2014-05-19 04:10:09 PM  
His life is no picnic....i don't have any great advice atm
 
2014-05-19 05:18:21 PM  
Picnic tables never complain if you don't call the next day.
 
2014-05-19 05:19:50 PM  
Interesting that he didn't get charged as a sexual offender and sent to gitmo, the cops must know him
 
2014-05-19 05:19:52 PM  
FEED ME A STRAY CAT

NOW, MAKE LOVE TO ME
 
2014-05-19 05:27:13 PM  
That slut picnic table was asking for it.
 
2014-05-19 05:27:43 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-19 05:28:10 PM  

AirForceVet: You know Murfreesboro is a relatively advanced area of Tennessee, as compared to, say, Tracy City, TN.


Yes, but Tracy City isn't Woodbury or Auburntown or some of the other enlightened hollers throughout that part of Tennessee
 
2014-05-19 05:29:40 PM  
Only public intoxication?  Checks picture.  Oh, he's not Muslim.
 
2014-05-19 05:29:41 PM  
The hole in the picnic table is for the umbrella.
 
2014-05-19 05:33:39 PM  

vodka: Interesting that he didn't get charged as a sexual offender and sent to gitmo, the cops must know him


In that part of Tennessee everyone knows what everyone else is doing, they just read the papers to see who got caught at it
 
2014-05-19 05:35:23 PM  
Restaurant ATMs?  Seriously?  Firstly, restuarant ATMs are way too skinny compared to most in-branch ATMs.  Secondly the button placement is all wrong.  Honestly, they are way below my standards.  Would not hit.
 
2014-05-19 05:35:26 PM  
The $250 bond is the insult.
 
2014-05-19 05:35:38 PM  

uncleacid: The hole in the picnic table is for the umbrella.


lies.
 
2014-05-19 05:35:39 PM  
Silly man. That's not how sperm banks work.
 
2014-05-19 05:36:42 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-19 05:36:45 PM  
Gnaw means gnaw?

or

Do you suppose there was a substantial penalty for early withdrawal?

or

Why not, the ATMs have been doing it to us for years.

/OK, I'm good now.
 
2014-05-19 05:36:46 PM  
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2014-05-19 05:38:04 PM  
"I guess you can say he has a... "

*puts on shades*

"Tenacious D."

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2014-05-19 05:40:58 PM  
They got him because of his tweet.

"SRY, busy right now. Having sex ATM. BB L8R."
 
2014-05-19 05:42:30 PM  
I Love this Bar....
 
2014-05-19 05:44:20 PM  
He went ass to mouth?
 
2014-05-19 05:47:36 PM  
www.iconsoffright.com
 
2014-05-19 05:48:41 PM  

uncleacid: The hole in the picnic table is for the umbrella.


Does that make him a grower or a shower?
 
2014-05-19 05:50:18 PM  
Well the atm is weird, but the picnic table would be splintery.
 
2014-05-19 05:52:38 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Well the atm is weird, but the picnic table would be splintery.


I'd screw a picnic table. I'd nail her right now. Wooden you?
 
2014-05-19 05:55:20 PM  

Snarfangel: symptomoftheuniverse: Well the atm is weird, but the picnic table would be splintery.

I'd screw a picnic table. I'd nail her right now. Wooden you?


I'm gonna have to bench that idea for the  time being....
 
2014-05-19 06:00:35 PM  
He went ATM? That means he tried to give someone money?

Right?

Please right?
 
2014-05-19 06:04:51 PM  
Begs for a Robot Chicken pic.
 
2014-05-19 06:11:44 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-19 06:17:24 PM  

Doodah_man: I Love this Bar....


Gold. We got winners. We Got losers. Chain smokers and ... the guy who has sex with the atm.
 
2014-05-19 06:19:12 PM  
Two things: (1) Was the bench of the picnic table slatted? (2)I may or may not have been in the vicinity of Murfreesboro on Friday, but did not have to post bond. Well, unless you consider gas money a bailment.
 
2014-05-19 06:20:38 PM  

Circusdog320: Snarfangel: symptomoftheuniverse: Well the atm is weird, but the picnic table would be splintery.

I'd screw a picnic table. I'd nail her right now. Wooden you?

I'm gonna have to bench that idea for the  time being....


Oh come on, you could go all Pew, Pew, Pew!
 
2014-05-19 06:28:30 PM  
www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com
 
2014-05-19 06:32:31 PM  
I have a woody now
 
2014-05-19 06:38:02 PM  

Ghastly: [www.joblo.com image 480x272]
Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's okay.



i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-19 06:41:24 PM  

Kurgan Warlord: Circusdog320: Snarfangel: symptomoftheuniverse: Well the atm is weird, but the picnic table would be splintery.

I'd screw a picnic table. I'd nail her right now. Wooden you?

I'm gonna have to bench that idea for the  time being....

Oh come on, you could go all Pew, Pew, Pew!


Hey the potato salad taste funny???
 
2014-05-19 06:52:46 PM  
Does having sex w the ATM make one a ho? Dude wanted to shake his money maker
 
2014-05-19 06:53:14 PM  
They kept saying atm on this forum that I go to I was like ???
 
2014-05-19 06:57:10 PM  

Mr.Tangent: That slut picnic table was asking for it.


Just look at the way she was dressed!

He's just lucky he didn't try that crap on a gazebo.
 
2014-05-19 06:57:50 PM  

veedeevadeevoodee: [img.photobucket.com image 300x290]


Why are you calling the man gay?  Are you implying that the picnic table was male?
 
2014-05-19 07:13:02 PM  

ciberido: veedeevadeevoodee: [img.photobucket.com image 300x290]

Why are you calling the man gay?  Are you implying that the picnic table was male?


Clearly..Picnic tables are male and picnic baskets are female! Jeezzz!
 
2014-05-19 07:19:56 PM  
It's an "ATM machine", subby. Get it right.
 
2014-05-19 07:33:28 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Hey, leave the guy alone. He was just trying to make a deposit.


img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-19 08:04:41 PM  

Ghastly: [www.joblo.com image 480x272]
Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's okay.


Fap.
 
2014-05-20 11:16:43 AM  
The most FARK I am gonna read today.
 
2014-05-20 11:17:47 AM  

kdawg7736: The most FARK I am gonna read today.


The most FARK thing I am gonna read today.
 
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