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(Huffington Post)   The big lie behind erectile dysfunction   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 118
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2014-05-19 02:33:49 PM  
Doctors in the nineteenth century treated impotence by jamming a hot rubber plug, or boule, into the patient's rectum while hot and cold water were shot, in alternating spurts, down his urethra.

Bastards used a time machine and stole my idea!
 
2014-05-19 02:34:04 PM  
FTA "I was at a drive-in theater with my sister, watching "Carnal Knowledge,"

There's your problem right there.
 
2014-05-19 02:57:57 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: FTA "I was at a drive-in theater with my sister, watching "Carnal Knowledge,"

There's your problem right there.


I don't know. Was his sister hot?
 
2014-05-19 03:03:30 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: FTA "I was at a drive-in theater with my sister, watching "Carnal Knowledge,"


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-19 03:14:06 PM  
5 Foods To Boost Libido
1)  Oysters
2)  Peppers (And Other Hot And Spicy Food)
3)  Garlic
4)  Alcohol
5)  Chocolate

After 1 through 3, I'd have a useless boner since no one will come near me.

4?  I seem to get whisky dick alot more easily now than when I was a young buck.

I don't know about 5.  Do you take it in suppository form?
 
2014-05-19 03:23:58 PM  

Diogenes: 5 Foods To Boost Libido
1)  Oysters
2)  Peppers (And Other Hot And Spicy Food)
3)  Garlic
4)  Alcohol
5)  Chocolate

After 1 through 3, I'd have a useless boner since no one will come near me.

4?  I seem to get whisky dick alot more easily now than when I was a young buck.

I don't know about 5.  Do you take it in suppository form?


For you, yes.

/:-)
 
2014-05-19 03:31:48 PM  

AirForceVet: I don't know about 5.  Do you take it in suppository form?


For you, yes.

/:-)


Who knew "Hershey Highway" was so literal?
 
2014-05-19 04:00:21 PM  
So either this Huff post writer can't get it up and insurance doesn't cover the pill or their bf can't get it up any longer and she's/he's trying to make them feel better. What horseshiat, just pass the Viagra/levitra/cialis and men can fark until they die.
 
2014-05-19 04:00:42 PM  
DNRTFA, but are they mentioning the fact that too many men are using ED as an excuse to cover the fact that they aren't sexually interested in their spouses anymore?
 
2014-05-19 04:01:42 PM  
Any man who insists on having sex after the age of 60 needs to be chemically castrated. Starting with Hefner.
 
2014-05-19 04:01:51 PM  
I skimmed until:

FTFA:Our artificial national erection has become a metaphor for what ails America: patriarchal fist pumping without end; avoidance of softness and vulnerability; the cultural denial of death; and the synonyous-making of manhood and manhood that leaves men's brains humming with one inner mantra.

img.4plebs.org

f*cking dolt
 
2014-05-19 04:02:22 PM  
Did someone say "Big Lie"?

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2014-05-19 04:07:15 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I skimmed until:

FTFA:Our artificial national erection has become a metaphor for what ails America: patriarchal fist pumping without end; avoidance of softness and vulnerability; the cultural denial of death; and the synonyous-making of manhood and manhood that leaves men's brains humming with one inner mantra.

[img.4plebs.org image 250x272]

f*cking dolt


THIS
FFS
 
2014-05-19 04:07:17 PM  
My personal Penis is thicker and meatier than ever before. This bastard simply doesn't want to quit blowing the load.And, he smiles. See, I have it all. Thick loads for all women.
 
2014-05-19 04:08:21 PM  
It's ok if it lasts more than four hours?
 
2014-05-19 04:09:35 PM  
My doctor says I'm healthy enough for sexual activity.  Ladies.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-05-19 04:12:06 PM  
To believe that stuff you have to be soft in the head.
 
2014-05-19 04:12:25 PM  
Of all the lies we are told...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-05-19 04:12:42 PM  

Resident Muslim: It's ok if it lasts more than four hours?


It depends on if she's okay with that.
 
2014-05-19 04:14:36 PM  

InterruptingQuirk: FTA "I was at a drive-in theater with my sister, watching "Carnal Knowledge,"

There's your problem right there.


That is where I stopped reading.
*shudder*
 
2014-05-19 04:14:46 PM  
dude's just trying to get the competition to let down their guard and turn soft.
 
2014-05-19 04:15:48 PM  

steamingpile: So either this Huff post writer can't get it up and insurance doesn't cover the pill or their bf can't get it up any longer and she's/he's trying to make them feel better. What horseshiat, just pass the Viagra/levitra/cialis and men can fark until they die.


No. There's a reason men can't get it up after 65, and that's because us women are *tired*.

Let it rest, Conan. There are other things in life besides sucking and f*cking.
 
2014-05-19 04:15:48 PM  
Erectile dysfunction?

Pft. Republican problems.
 
2014-05-19 04:16:03 PM  
I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2014-05-19 04:16:17 PM  
"Hey Doc, I think I have that erectile dysfunction they talk about on TV all the time"

"But you're 27"

"I know, it's the strangest thing, I can't seem to get it up anymore"

"Is your home life happy?"

"Oh sure, couldn't be happier... That is except for the not getting it up part..."

"Riiiight... What about your wife?"

"Oh yeah doc, she's all miserable about me not being able to get it up."

"But you just said your home life is happy"

"Yeah well except for that. Say Doc, is it true those pills let you stay hard for hours?"

"Well for men who have a dysfunctional blood flow problem, it allows them to have a normal erection. If a normally functioning person were to abuse this medication, they could put themselves at a health risk because the medication could cause an erection lasting several hours."

"Thats AWESOME, I uh mean, that's perfect, 'cause you know, I want a 'normal' erection"

"Uh huh... Of course if i prescribe this to you, and you aren't dysfunctional, you could be putting yourself at a serious health risk."

"Yeah yeah, I get it. Listen, could you write that prescription up for a years supply? I want this year's anniversary to be special you know?"
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-05-19 04:16:30 PM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Let it rest, Conan. There are other things in life besides sucking and f*cking.


That's easy for someone that hasn't had to work for it all his/her life to say...
 
2014-05-19 04:16:34 PM  

Orgasmatron138: DNRTFA, but are they mentioning the fact that too many men are using ED as an excuse to cover the fact that they aren't sexually interested in their spouses anymore?


I don't need Viagra with the maid!
 
2014-05-19 04:17:29 PM  
I'm not going to read the article, can someone please post just the hard facts?
 
2014-05-19 04:17:40 PM  

rjakobi: Any man who insists on having sex after the age of 60 needs to be chemically castrated. Starting with Hefner.


HAHAHAH HAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA
DIAF
 
2014-05-19 04:17:52 PM  
FTA: Nicander, the Greek physician, instructed insecure men to eat the balls of hippopotami.

Can't imagine the hippopotami thought much of this idea.

There they are, hanging out in the delta, not bothering nobody...

All of a sudden, here come a bunch of old dudes, trying to sneak up and eat their balls.

I got to tell you, it would ruin my day.

Besides, if you can attack a hippopotamus armed only with your teeth, insecurity isn't really your big problem.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-05-19 04:18:04 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Erectile dysfunction?

Pft. Republican problems.


Pretty simple.  All they need is to pin the pictures from Beefcake magazine to their wall.  It will work for just about any Republican in political office.

//and that's okay...
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-05-19 04:19:10 PM  

namatad: rjakobi: Any man who insists on having sex after the age of 60 needs to be chemically castrated. Starting with Hefner.

HAHAHAH HAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA
DIAF


Oh my god.. you're the guy in this commercial... aren't you?

wpmedia.fullcomment.nationalpost.com
 
2014-05-19 04:19:15 PM  

rjakobi: Any man who insists on having sex after the age of 60 needs to be chemically castrated. Starting with Hefner.


You're what, 15 or so?  You won't be saying that in 45 years.
 
2014-05-19 04:19:16 PM  
I'm no doctor, but I'll hazard a guess that good diets and regular exercise would help a lot.

But never mind, in the first world there's a pill for that.
 
2014-05-19 04:20:11 PM  

smoky2010: I'm not going to read the article, can someone please post just the hard facts?


penis penis
you're goona die,
so why are you spending so much time with your penis?
 
2014-05-19 04:20:31 PM  

d23: Cerebral Ballsy: Let it rest, Conan. There are other things in life besides sucking and f*cking.

That's easy for someone that hasn't had to work for it all his/her life to say...


That's true. As a woman, I really never had to "work" for it.

But I see all the commercials for Viagra, and the guy in them looks a little in the young side, and his wife always looks 40, not 65.

My mother says E.D. is the best thing to happen to a post-menopausal woman. They just don't want it any more.

It's too bad the guy still wants it though, that must suck.
 
KIA
2014-05-19 04:20:33 PM  
Wait, did that article end with a woman riding off into the sunset with a guy who had ED because he had more than a pecker to offer? When has that ever happened? Was he rich?
 
2014-05-19 04:21:18 PM  

d23: namatad: rjakobi: Any man who insists on having sex after the age of 60 needs to be chemically castrated. Starting with Hefner.

HAHAHAH HAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA
DIAF

Oh my god.. you're the guy in this commercial... aren't you?

[wpmedia.fullcomment.nationalpost.com image 620x400]


nah,I got scripts for viagra and cialis ... I am the happy picture
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-05-19 04:21:31 PM  

KIA: Wait, did that article end with a woman riding off into the sunset with a guy who had ED because he had more than a pecker to offer? When has that ever happened? Was he rich?


money > pecker

absolutely
 
2014-05-19 04:22:32 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: I'm no doctor, but I'll hazard a guess that good diets and regular exercise would help a lot.

But never mind, in the first world there's a pill for that.


yah sure .... but
many meds cause ED ....
anti-depressants
most blood pressure meds ...

so while you are working on the health problems, it would sure be nice to get laid once or twice
 
2014-05-19 04:22:43 PM  

offacue: rjakobi: Any man who insists on having sex after the age of 60 needs to be chemically castrated. Starting with Hefner.

You're what, 15 or so?  You won't be saying that in 45 years.


You're being too generous, offacue. Our rjakobi sounds more like 12.
 
2014-05-19 04:23:13 PM  

Cerebral Ballsy: My mother says E.D. is the best thing to happen to a post-menopausal woman. They just don't want it any more.


My wife and your mother do not agree on this.

/55
 
2014-05-19 04:23:53 PM  

Orgasmatron138: DNRTFA, but are they mentioning the fact that too many men are using ED as an excuse to cover the fact that they aren't sexually interested in their spouses anymore?


Ha! Great point. That had not occurred to me, dude, but o bet you're right.

/On mobile, no smart button.
 
2014-05-19 04:24:37 PM  

Cerebral Ballsy: steamingpile: So either this Huff post writer can't get it up and insurance doesn't cover the pill or their bf can't get it up any longer and she's/he's trying to make them feel better. What horseshiat, just pass the Viagra/levitra/cialis and men can fark until they die.

No. There's a reason men can't get it up after 65, and that's because us women are *tired*.

Let it rest, Conan. There are other things in life besides sucking and f*cking.


You life must be miserable if you are 'tired' of lovemaking.  I feel sorry for you and your partner.
 
2014-05-19 04:26:17 PM  

Cerebral Ballsy: d23: Cerebral Ballsy: Let it rest, Conan. There are other things in life besides sucking and f*cking.

That's easy for someone that hasn't had to work for it all his/her life to say...

That's true. As a woman, I really never had to "work" for it.

But I see all the commercials for Viagra, and the guy in them looks a little in the young side, and his wife always looks 40, not 65.

My mother says E.D. is the best thing to happen to a post-menopausal woman. They just don't want it any more.

It's too bad the guy still wants it though, that must suck.


Well, you'd be wrong to think that all post-menopausal women don't want sex (apologies to your mom).

And the last guy I dated who had a "problem"? Took him to a strip club. Poof! Problem gone.

/didn't need no stinkin' pills
 
2014-05-19 04:26:40 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: I'm no doctor, but I'll hazard a guess that good diets and regular exercise would help a lot.

But never mind, in the first world there's a pill for that.


Exercise takes time away from porn and masturbation.
 
2014-05-19 04:27:05 PM  

offacue: Cerebral Ballsy: My mother says E.D. is the best thing to happen to a post-menopausal woman. They just don't want it any more.

My wife and your mother do not agree on this.

/55


This.  Your mother can speak for herself.
 
2014-05-19 04:27:53 PM  

offacue: Cerebral Ballsy: My mother says E.D. is the best thing to happen to a post-menopausal woman. They just don't want it any more.

My wife and your mother do not agree on this.

/55


Gah your wife is 55 and post menopausal?? I thought I had more time!!

Mom is 66
 
2014-05-19 04:29:15 PM  

Resident Muslim: It's ok if it lasts more than four hours?


Only if you have someone giving it a constant vigorous massage to keep the blood flowing...

You know, kinda like CPR for the penis.
 
2014-05-19 04:30:24 PM  

namatad: Fuggin Bizzy: I'm no doctor, but I'll hazard a guess that good diets and regular exercise would help a lot.

But never mind, in the first world there's a pill for that.

yah sure .... but
many meds cause ED ....
anti-depressants
most blood pressure meds ...

so while you are working on the health problems, it would sure be nice to get laid once or twice


Or just back away from the tub of ice cream.
 
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