UberDave: She's 12 years old. It should be an easy conversation.Mom: "Honey, you know the slapping you hear? Well, those are slaps but the only marks your stepfather are leaving on me from slapping are on dat ass..."Daughter: "Ew."Mom: "Yeah, 'ew'. Now go explain it to your teacher so I don't have to.
Mugato: Why do these fake advice column letters keep getting greenlit? Shouldn't they have a "Plug" tag instead?
somedude210: I'm not sure which is worse, the Dear Prudence dreck or the Anon-DIT crap on here
DrunkWithImpotence: Dear Penthouse Forum Prudie...I swear these letters are made up sometimes.
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Mugato: Why do these fake advice column letters keep getting greenlit? Shouldn't they have a "Plug" tag instead?Or in this, a "Butt Plug" tag.Am I right?
FizixJunkee: Cerebral Ballsy: Fake. People with kids don't have sex.We certainly do....
Gleeman: Good thing they don't keep a kaiser blade around the house./nothing is obscure
Mr. Shabooboo: mainsail: DrunkWithImpotence: Dear Penthouse Forum Prudie...I swear these letters are made up sometimes.Sometimes?IMPOSSIBLE! Penthouse is the Nudie Magazine Of Record...You can't lie in there..
Mugato: ThrobblefootSpectre: So.....is a little spank in the bedroom really so utterly unimaginable to you, relatively speaking? Honestly that's vanilla boring compared to stories we take for granted on a daily basis.Just the way they are written and the responses seem so made up.
Mugato: Why do these fake advice column letters keep getting greenlit
skinink: Dear Prudie,She's playing all night and the music's all tight. Mamma's got a squeezebox daddy never sleeps at night.
UberDave: She's 12 years old. It should be an easy conversation.
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