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(NYPost)   Hawiian Model/Surfer who drove her car into an elderly woman in a fit of road rage is being charged with attempted murder. Based on her picture, it's clear she has a very long history of making very poor decisions   (nypost.com) divider line 73
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2014-05-19 01:01:13 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, The new Queen of Batshiat crazy
 
2014-05-19 02:01:54 PM
Chest tattoo!

/not quite boob tat
//but still
 
2014-05-19 02:15:51 PM

HawgWild: Chest tattoo!

/not quite boob tat
//but still


Okay who the fark, especially someone that skinny, think a ribcage tattoo is a good idea, especially on that is several lines of flowing script.   Anyone know what it says?
 
2014-05-19 02:21:11 PM
Should also note while googling for the above information I discovered she's apparently done a "TED talk" on
" supernaturalism, divinity, omnipresence, telekinesis and spirituality, Jill wishes to share her experiences as a seeking student of the great "CREATOR". Story telling a few of her "super- natural" experiences that brought her to realizing GOD, Jill would like to "pay it forward" by sharing the answers she found to some of her greater questions. Jill will also share how her business was "divinely inspired" and the process by which it developed as part of a "GOD" thing. "


Holy crap, I had been under the Impression that getting to do a TED talk was kinda a big deal and somewhat prestigious.   Apparently they just let any random loon that wants to go up on stage and ramble do one
 
2014-05-19 02:52:09 PM

Magorn: I had been under the Impression that getting to do a TED talk was kinda a big deal and somewhat prestigious.


It was initially, I think. The past couple years it's gone rapidly downhill.

I once saw a guy do a talk extolling the virtues of drying your hands with only one paper towel.
 
2014-05-19 03:02:00 PM

Magorn: Should also note while googling for the above information I discovered she's apparently done a "TED talk" on
" supernaturalism, divinity, omnipresence, telekinesis and spirituality, Jill wishes to share her experiences as a seeking student of the great "CREATOR". Story telling a few of her "super- natural" experiences that brought her to realizing GOD, Jill would like to "pay it forward" by sharing the answers she found to some of her greater questions. Jill will also share how her business was "divinely inspired" and the process by which it developed as part of a "GOD" thing. "


Holy crap, I had been under the Impression that getting to do a TED talk was kinda a big deal and somewhat prestigious.   Apparently they just let any random loon that wants to go up on stage and ramble do one



TEDx talks generally suck. Pretty much anyone can do TEDx as long as you are a "voice" in your local community.

Actual TED still has good talks.
 
2014-05-19 03:05:56 PM
Damn! MAN HAND ALERT!
 
2014-05-19 03:05:57 PM
Is she a hand model? Because there's nothing special about her... and she could use a hamburger or two.
 
2014-05-19 03:06:18 PM
So she thought a 73 yr old woman was going to carjack her? Suuuuuuuuuure. Probably just a spoiled little princess that got pissed an old lady got in her way and raged out.
 
2014-05-19 03:07:06 PM
Someone give that girl a sammich.
 
2014-05-19 03:07:50 PM
What the hell?
She's got a nice butt so she has that going for her which is nice.
 
2014-05-19 03:08:36 PM

cannotsuggestaname: Magorn: Should also note while googling for the above information I discovered she's apparently done a "TED talk" on
" supernaturalism, divinity, omnipresence, telekinesis and spirituality, Jill wishes to share her experiences as a seeking student of the great "CREATOR". Story telling a few of her "super- natural" experiences that brought her to realizing GOD, Jill would like to "pay it forward" by sharing the answers she found to some of her greater questions. Jill will also share how her business was "divinely inspired" and the process by which it developed as part of a "GOD" thing. "


Holy crap, I had been under the Impression that getting to do a TED talk was kinda a big deal and somewhat prestigious.   Apparently they just let any random loon that wants to go up on stage and ramble do one


TEDx talks generally suck. Pretty much anyone can do TEDx as long as you are a "voice" in your local community.

Actual TED still has good talks.


The joyous irony being that people who might call themselves "branding experts" yearn to do a TED talk.
 
2014-05-19 03:10:13 PM

Magorn: HawgWild: Chest tattoo!
/not quite boob tat
//but still

Okay who the fark, especially someone that skinny, think a ribcage tattoo is a good idea, especially on that is several lines of flowing script.   Anyone know what it says?


Pretty sure it's something along the lines of "Instead of letting my natural beauty speak for itself, I chose to express myself by getting decorated like an old train car. Now instead of getting high-paying work as a fashion model, I'm begging for paid cosplay gigs at the local Comic-Con."
 
2014-05-19 03:10:32 PM
It's not often that I use the "Sharp Knees" meme, but this is one occasion that warrants if.
 
2014-05-19 03:11:36 PM
I refuse to believe anyone who looks like an anorexia spokesmodel is a 'surfer'. You need muscle to be physically active, especially leg muscle for surfing, and she has stick legs!

Maybe it was just that the only photo my phone would load made her look that way, so if so, apologies.
 
2014-05-19 03:11:52 PM
I didn't expect to see any un-tattooed skin left before I clicked the link. Surprised, but not pleasantly.
 
2014-05-19 03:12:10 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: What the hell?
She's got a nice butt so she has that going for her which is nice.


Yeah, but the rest of her looks like she's been pondering a career as a model for Faces of Meth.
 
2014-05-19 03:13:00 PM
Even a shark would pass on that surfer.
 
2014-05-19 03:16:56 PM

cretinbob: Ladies and Gentlemen, The new Queen of Batshiat crazy


petenelson.com
 
2014-05-19 03:19:20 PM
Untreated mental illness is a hell of a thing
 
2014-05-19 03:22:53 PM

groppet: So she thought a 73 yr old woman was going to carjack her? Suuuuuuuuuure. Probably just a spoiled little princess that got pissed an old lady got in her way and raged out.


i read that the other way - the 73 year old says the surfer blonde was trying to carjack her.
 
2014-05-19 03:23:00 PM
She looks like she takes it in the butt so she should just do surf-porn.

/not my type
 
2014-05-19 03:23:41 PM

Magorn: Should also note while googling for the above information I discovered she's apparently done a "TED talk" on
" supernaturalism, divinity, omnipresence, telekinesis and spirituality, Jill wishes to share her experiences as a seeking student of the great "CREATOR". Story telling a few of her "super- natural" experiences that brought her to realizing GOD, Jill would like to "pay it forward" by sharing the answers she found to some of her greater questions. Jill will also share how her business was "divinely inspired" and the process by which it developed as part of a "GOD" thing. "


Holy crap, I had been under the Impression that getting to do a TED talk was kinda a big deal and somewhat prestigious.   Apparently they just let any random loon that wants to go up on stage and ramble do one


I'll take it then that you never saw the Vortex Math TEDx talk, or you would not still be under that impression.
 
2014-05-19 03:25:49 PM

groppet: So she thought a 73 yr old woman was going to carjack her? Suuuuuuuuuure. Probably just a spoiled little princess that got pissed an old lady got in her way and raged out.


Nope, other way round.

FTA "Elizabeth Conklin, 73, believes that Hansen - a pro surfer who also has a line of surf wear - wanted to steal her car. "She saw my car, it was the car she wanted," Conklin told ABC News from Honolulu hospital room. "She followed me. She was going to kill me and get the car." "
 
2014-05-19 03:26:00 PM

Shostie: Magorn: I had been under the Impression that getting to do a TED talk was kinda a big deal and somewhat prestigious.

It was initially, I think. The past couple years it's gone rapidly downhill.

I once saw a guy do a talk extolling the virtues of drying your hands with only one paper towel.


That paper towel talk changed my life!  I really did listen to it and it does work.  Well for drying ones hands.  If you're into that sort of thing.
 
2014-05-19 03:28:05 PM
Is it just me or is it getting to be like every time someone tries to run down another human being with a car these days they get charged with attempted murder?
 
2014-05-19 03:30:44 PM

I Havent Killed Anybody Since 1984: Magorn: Should also note while googling for the above information I discovered she's apparently done a "TED talk" on
" supernaturalism, divinity, omnipresence, telekinesis and spirituality, Jill wishes to share her experiences as a seeking student of the great "CREATOR". Story telling a few of her "super- natural" experiences that brought her to realizing GOD, Jill would like to "pay it forward" by sharing the answers she found to some of her greater questions. Jill will also share how her business was "divinely inspired" and the process by which it developed as part of a "GOD" thing. "


Holy crap, I had been under the Impression that getting to do a TED talk was kinda a big deal and somewhat prestigious.   Apparently they just let any random loon that wants to go up on stage and ramble do one

I'll take it then that you never saw the Vortex Math TEDx talk, or you would not still be under that impression.


Love the first two comments...

islandonlinenews
I love this math and the flower of life and all this but Jesus is the way to salvation.

Clarkus Barrinus
so why is he dead??
 
2014-05-19 03:31:58 PM
Factory Air comes standard
cdn2.everyjoe.com
 
2014-05-19 03:32:32 PM
cdn.motinetwork.net
 
2014-05-19 03:34:47 PM
1) Duck lips. This only proves she's an attention whore.
2) Bikini poses online. This only proves she's an attention whore.
3) Ink.This only proves she's an attention whore.
4) Hair piled high. This only proves she's an attention whore.  And crazy. The higher the hair, the crazy
2) Thigh gap. this only proves she's been pounded into to a superhighway, and a Whore.
 
2014-05-19 03:35:03 PM

Magorn: Anyone know what it says?


For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still.
 
2014-05-19 03:37:31 PM
Meh. I'd let her make at least one more bad decision.
 
2014-05-19 03:43:24 PM
I love me some surfer chicks.

Nothing like peeling a girl out of her wetsuit....

But guys... they really don't come any crazier.  These are the women that set the bar for crazy/hot scale.  Also where the dumb blond male jokes must come from.  I've never met a social group as weird as surfers are.  Take any one of them and you can get some very interesting life views from them.

I know a guy that is a marine biologist, has more degrees than I own pants, and is an avid surfer. (he's a shark specialist, irony, right?)  He's a smart, classy guy.  He's also crazy as a loon.  His wife is a veterinarian, and looks like the girl in the pictures, minus the body mods.  Also crazy as a loon.

Good people, mostly harmless.  Far more likely to offer you a bong or beer than a fist or an attitude problem but DAMN they have some weird ideas about how the world works.
 
2014-05-19 03:43:57 PM
I can hear her defence already, ME ME ME MY MY MY I I I MY MY MY ME ME ME...
 
2014-05-19 03:44:36 PM
"Doubling is motion at an angle"
"Doubling spins the earth on its axis"
"What causes this doubling? what is it that is being transmitted and received?"
"We have electricity and at the heart of electricity is magnetism and at the heart of magnetism there is flux. It`s a higher dimensional energy known by many names, dark energy, tachyons, monopoles, gravitons"
"We call it etheron energy, it`s the energy that`s keeping us conscious and alive"
"It`s the ultimate fundamental particle in the universe, the god particle, and I know how to harness it"
"It`s nearly 20 years later. What I found was this. Essentially this thing is a heatsink"


Wow, complete bollocks.
 
2014-05-19 03:53:48 PM

dready zim: groppet: So she thought a 73 yr old woman was going to carjack her? Suuuuuuuuuure. Probably just a spoiled little princess that got pissed an old lady got in her way and raged out.

Nope, other way round.

FTA "Elizabeth Conklin, 73, believes that Hansen - a pro surfer who also has a line of surf wear - wanted to steal her car. "She saw my car, it was the car she wanted," Conklin told ABC News from Honolulu hospital room. "She followed me. She was going to kill me and get the car." "


Thanks I was distracted by work crap , now I can get back to important stuff.
 
2014-05-19 03:55:39 PM

kroonermanblack: You need muscle to be physically active, especially leg arm muscle for surfing, and she has stick legs!


Spent 3 years in Hawai'i, and if it's one thing that I learned, is that surfing gives your upper body and arms a workout.  Legs?  Not so much.

Unless you are boogie-boarding, but that's not really "surfing" in my book.
 
2014-05-19 03:56:02 PM
She's just not skinny, she's flippin anorexic skinny.  ISH
 
2014-05-19 04:00:28 PM
Don't worry, McGarrett will put her down...Book her Danno
 
2014-05-19 04:02:02 PM

dittybopper: Spent 3 years in Hawai'i, and if it's one thing that I learned, is that surfing gives your upper body and arms a workout.


She thinks you are half right.

www.top2best.com
 
2014-05-19 04:02:06 PM
That right there is a junkie.
 
2014-05-19 04:03:24 PM
The crazy's on both sides. The chick with the road rage, and the old lady who thinks she was gonna be carjacked.
 
2014-05-19 04:03:44 PM

dittybopper: kroonermanblack: You need muscle to be physically active, especially leg arm muscle for surfing, and she has stick legs!

Spent 3 years in Hawai'i, and if it's one thing that I learned, is that surfing gives your upper body and arms a workout.  Legs?  Not so much.

Unless you are boogie-boarding, but that's not really "surfing" in my book.


You're doing it wrong.
 
2014-05-19 04:04:03 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: justanotherfarkinfarker: What the hell?
She's got a nice butt so she has that going for her which is nice.

Yeah, but the rest of her looks like she's been pondering a career as a model for Faces of Meth.


She easily could be seeing that biatch, Tina.

Christian Hosoi took a while to bottom out too.
 
2014-05-19 04:04:49 PM
I like her friend's FB page comments saying that she's nuts and needs help.
 
2014-05-19 04:05:42 PM

Roja Herring: ng the virtues of drying your hands with only one paper towel.

That paper towel talk changed my life! I really did listen to it and it does work. Well for drying ones hands. If you're into that sort of thing.


Who wastes paper towels drying their hands?

/that's what pants are for....
 
2014-05-19 04:21:55 PM

vudukungfu: 1) Duck lips. This only proves she's an attention whore.
2) Bikini poses online. This only proves she's an attention whore.
3) Ink.This only proves she's an attention whore.
4) Hair piled high. This only proves she's an attention whore.  And crazy. The higher the hair, the crazy
2) Thigh gap. this only proves she's been pounded into to a superhighway, and a Whore.


So don't sugarcoat it, what are you trying to say?
 
2014-05-19 04:27:23 PM

Zombies ate my neighbors: Who wastes paper towels drying their hands?


I do.
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2014-05-19 04:44:10 PM

jshine: Zombies ate my neighbors: Who wastes paper towels drying their hands?

I do.


if this website has taught me anything, that's what pants are for.
 
2014-05-19 04:51:47 PM

Zombies ate my neighbors: Roja Herring: ng the virtues of drying your hands with only one paper towel.

That paper towel talk changed my life! I really did listen to it and it does work. Well for drying ones hands. If you're into that sort of thing.

Who wastes paper towels drying their hands?

/that's what pants are for....


Me, I just don't pee on my hands.
 
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