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(Daily Mail)   Seventy years young Rolling Stones frontman, Mick Jagger becomes great-grandfather after granddaughter Assisi gives birth to a baby girl. Now doesn't THAT make you feel old too, onion belters?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 27
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2014-05-19 12:02:04 PM  
You're only as old as the woman you feel.
 
2014-05-19 12:06:57 PM  
What a drag it is
 
2014-05-19 12:14:15 PM  
Whippersnappers. I've got a good mind to.........

What were we talking about?
 
2014-05-19 12:20:45 PM  
His granddaughter is a cutie.
static.nme.com
 
2014-05-19 01:39:15 PM  
I'm old and a charter member of the Onion Belt Brigade, but Mick Jagger always looked like he was at death's door to me even back when I was a youngster.  So nothing about him would really make me feel old--any older than I alreadly feel, anyway.
 
2014-05-19 02:52:31 PM  
fark that shiat, there's some damn fine tits in the article underneath that.
 
2014-05-19 02:53:19 PM  
Assisi!  Light!
 
2014-05-19 02:54:40 PM  
So with his grand daughter and daughter each having kids, that will make three times in the past few months someone's had to cut the cord on a lady in his life.
 
2014-05-19 02:56:06 PM  
FTFA: Assisi Jackson said, "The women in our family just tend to have children young, it runs in our genes."
 
2014-05-19 02:57:19 PM  
FTFA:  Assisi said in an interview: 'The women in our family just tend to have children young, it runs in the genes.'

Seems to me that it's not in your genes, it's because it's not in your jeans.
 
2014-05-19 03:03:41 PM  
I heard my mother's cousin became a great grandmother at 57.
 
2014-05-19 03:07:07 PM  
No, that doesn't make me feel old. But when Mick Jagger said this:

"It would have been great if I would have been a school teacher it would have been very gratifying," he told BBC Radio's John Humphrey. "It's an intellectually undemanding thing to do, being a rock singer, but, you know, you make the best of it."

That's when I started to feel old.
What the hell happened to you Mick, you used to be cool?
 
2014-05-19 03:09:01 PM  

tinyarena: No, that doesn't make me feel old. But when Mick Jagger said this:

"It would have been great if I would have been a school teacher it would have been very gratifying," he told BBC Radio's John Humphrey. "It's an intellectually undemanding thing to do, being a rock singer, but, you know, you make the best of it."

That's when I started to feel old.
What the hell happened to you Mick, you used to be cool?


Well maybe he meant that school teachers are the ones getting the primo ass these days.
 
2014-05-19 03:17:09 PM  
Mother/Daughter combined baby shower that's not taking place in a trailer park, mind blown.
 
2014-05-19 03:37:20 PM  

tinyarena: No, that doesn't make me feel old. But when Mick Jagger said this:

"It would have been great if I would have been a school teacher it would have been very gratifying," he told BBC Radio's John Humphrey. "It's an intellectually undemanding thing to do, being a rock singer, but, you know, you make the best of it."

That's when I started to feel old.
What the hell happened to you Mick, you used to be cool?


Because he totally said that with a straight face, right?
 
2014-05-19 03:39:53 PM  

DrBenway: tinyarena: No, that doesn't make me feel old. But when Mick Jagger said this:

"It would have been great if I would have been a school teacher it would have been very gratifying," he told BBC Radio's John Humphrey. "It's an intellectually undemanding thing to do, being a rock singer, but, you know, you make the best of it."

That's when I started to feel old.
What the hell happened to you Mick, you used to be cool?

Because he totally said that with a straight face, right?


Jagger's face is many things.  Straight isn't one of them.

www.cheap-flyer-printer.com
 
2014-05-19 04:07:54 PM  

Tom_Slick: Mother/Daughter combined baby shower that's not taking place in a trailer park, mind blown.


Considering the mother and daughter in question, this option is intriguing.
 
2014-05-19 04:42:35 PM  

Rent Party: DrBenway: tinyarena: No, that doesn't make me feel old. But when Mick Jagger said this:

"It would have been great if I would have been a school teacher it would have been very gratifying," he told BBC Radio's John Humphrey. "It's an intellectually undemanding thing to do, being a rock singer, but, you know, you make the best of it."

That's when I started to feel old.
What the hell happened to you Mick, you used to be cool?

Because he totally said that with a straight face, right?

Jagger's face is many things.  Straight isn't one of them.

[www.cheap-flyer-printer.com image 246x347]


Can we photoshop Jaggers face onto Iggy Pop's chest face?
 
2014-05-19 04:48:27 PM  

Rent Party: DrBenway: tinyarena: No, that doesn't make me feel old. But when Mick Jagger said this:

"It would have been great if I would have been a school teacher it would have been very gratifying," he told BBC Radio's John Humphrey. "It's an intellectually undemanding thing to do, being a rock singer, but, you know, you make the best of it."

That's when I started to feel old.
What the hell happened to you Mick, you used to be cool?

Because he totally said that with a straight face, right?

Jagger's face is many things.  Straight isn't one of them.

[www.cheap-flyer-printer.com image 246x347]


You shouldn't just whip out a picture like that.  It should be behind a link marked NSFL.  What are you, gorgor?
 
2014-05-19 04:56:43 PM  

Cyberluddite: I'm old and a charter member of the Onion Belt Brigade, but Mick Jagger always looked like he was at death's door to me even back when I was a youngster.  So nothing about him would really make me feel old--any older than I alreadly feel, anyway.


I always thought Keith Richards would keel over at any moment. In his youth he most closely resembled a mid-stage meth addict, now he's looks like one of those dolls whose heads you make from shriveled apples.
 
2014-05-19 05:18:54 PM  

jjorsett: Cyberluddite: I'm old and a charter member of the Onion Belt Brigade, but Mick Jagger always looked like he was at death's door to me even back when I was a youngster.  So nothing about him would really make me feel old--any older than I alreadly feel, anyway.

I always thought Keith Richards would keel over at any moment. In his youth he most closely resembled a mid-stage meth addict, now he's looks like one of those dolls whose heads you make from shriveled apples.


They are in a competition with Abe Vigoda to see who can be the oldest, ugliest, wrinkliest white male ever.  Can't tell who is winning though.
 
2014-05-19 05:29:55 PM  

Rent Party: DrBenway: tinyarena: No, that doesn't make me feel old. But when Mick Jagger said this:

"It would have been great if I would have been a school teacher it would have been very gratifying," he told BBC Radio's John Humphrey. "It's an intellectually undemanding thing to do, being a rock singer, but, you know, you make the best of it."

That's when I started to feel old.
What the hell happened to you Mick, you used to be cool?

Because he totally said that with a straight face, right?

Jagger's face is many things.  Straight isn't one of them.

[www.cheap-flyer-printer.com image 246x347]


That's not a face. It's a carved-apple shrunken head sculpture.
 
2014-05-19 06:13:14 PM  
Assisi? Ass is i

wtf were they thinking?
 
2014-05-19 06:18:11 PM  

tinyarena: No, that doesn't make me feel old. But when Mick Jagger said this:

"It would have been great if I would have been a school teacher it would have been very gratifying," he told BBC Radio's John Humphrey. "It's an intellectually undemanding thing to do, being a rock singer, but, you know, you make the best of it."

That's when I started to feel old.
What the hell happened to you Mick, you used to be cool?


Doesn't he have a degree in economics or something?  And he got that before living the rock star lifestyle.  Unless I'm thinking of another rock star, he sorta started out as a nerd.
 
2014-05-19 06:37:51 PM  

downstairs: tinyarena: No, that doesn't make me feel old. But when Mick Jagger said this:

"It would have been great if I would have been a school teacher it would have been very gratifying," he told BBC Radio's John Humphrey. "It's an intellectually undemanding thing to do, being a rock singer, but, you know, you make the best of it."

That's when I started to feel old.
What the hell happened to you Mick, you used to be cool?

Doesn't he have a degree in economics or something?  And he got that before living the rock star lifestyle.  Unless I'm thinking of another rock star, he sorta started out as a nerd.


Graduate of the London School of Economics if I recall.

/lawn
//you know the drill
 
2014-05-19 07:16:15 PM  
I've got... let's see... $22.47 on Jagger dating one of her friends in about 17 years.

I'll put another $5.00 on Ron Wood marrying her.
 
2014-05-19 07:42:58 PM  
Nah, he'll always be 12yrs older than me, and I don't have grandkids.
 
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