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(The Smoking Gun)   Two men celebrating their college graduation at an upscale South Carolina restaurant busted after refusing to pull up their saggy pants, apparently shocking patrons at a Spartanburg Waffle House   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
    More: Asinine, Waffle House, Spartanburg, graduation, Wofford, colleges  
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4973 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2014 at 3:19 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-19 03:37:38 PM  
5 votes:
Instead of punishing these young men, we should be congratulating them on their weight loss.
2014-05-19 03:33:31 PM  
5 votes:
This is a goddamned Waffle House. You show some respect.

Take that shiat to Denny's.
2014-05-19 03:40:45 PM  
4 votes:
Only the finest Waffle Houses have security guards. They're not just there to keep the rabble out. If you try and take a couple of sugar packets home with you, they'll catch you. They stand in that one corner and survey the whole restaurant primed the whole time on day old Waffle House coffee. They don't even blink during their 8 hour shift.

I put my hat on the chair next to me so I could get some elbow room. The security guard was right there. Telling me that chair blocking wasn't allowed and he could toss me in to the parking lot at any time. I told him I was saving it for a friend who's 4x4 had broken down. The guard looked at me, narrowed his eyes and say "Youse got 5 minutes, son. If'n there aint a buddy there, your order is 'to go'."

I got nervous because there wasn't a buddy or a broken down 4x4. So I acted like my cell phone buzzed and I loudly said "You aint gonna make it to the Waffle House? Dang! Was savin' you a seat and everyting! Well, see you at church on Sunday 'cause good Christians go to church ever'y Sunday."

I nervously ate my eggs and smothers and the guard slipped past me and whispered in my ear "You know where else good Christians go? Now be sure to tip yer waitress. She's my relations." Then he said to the waitress "No refills fer this one."

Still better than getting beaten and sprayed with 'special sauce' by Sheriff Big Mac over at McDonalds
2014-05-19 03:57:11 PM  
3 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
2014-05-19 03:28:46 PM  
3 votes:
I want a dash cam recording of pants droppers running from police with Yakity Sax playing in the background.
2014-05-19 02:01:45 PM  
3 votes:

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The two young lads during their earlier years.

2014-05-19 06:15:38 PM  
2 votes:

Buttknuckle: devilEther: No doubt gay men have enjoyed this whole trend, but I'm wondering when saggy pants will finally become fashionable with the ladies?

Have we now?  That's funny, because I don't know one gay man that finds that attractive.


Right, anonymous hookups in the stalls at airports, public parks, highway reststops are cool, but saggy pants are just gross.
2014-05-19 03:59:11 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: rbuzby: Sagging won't go away until some famous rapper starts making fun of how ridiculous it is.  Of course all the famous rappers do it, so.........

Really? Kanye does it? Jay-z? Who?


The Who were much more rock than rap.
2014-05-19 03:58:17 PM  
2 votes:
ts3.mm.bing.net
2014-05-19 03:35:20 PM  
2 votes:

kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.


You want to wear your pants around your knees at home? Fine. Not in my restaurant. You wanna try that and you can go the fark to McDonald's.
2014-05-19 03:33:16 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: rbuzby: Sagging won't go away until some famous rapper starts making fun of how ridiculous it is.  Of course all the famous rappers do it, so.........

Really? Kanye does it? Jay-z? Who?


Too much rap will prevent your brain from properly developing the ability to seek information.

https://www.google.com/search?q=rap+star+sagging&num=20&es_sm=93&tbm =i sch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=H1x6U5P3HsGwoQSBzoCgAQ&ved=0CFkQsAQ&biw= 1285&bih=1138&dpr=0.9
2014-05-19 03:30:23 PM  
2 votes:
I've always assumed that sagging pants were an invitation for surprise buttsecks.
2014-05-20 10:26:23 AM  
1 vote:

lilplatinum: Why should anyone care if people in waffle house show off their boxer shorts?


Neat and presentable?

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2014-05-19 07:30:42 PM  
1 vote:
Remember when sagging used to be called plumber's butt?

blogs.citypages.com

It was funny and we all laughed, and nobody got arrested. Good times.
2014-05-19 07:03:08 PM  
1 vote:
Hi. I heard you guys needed a replacement asshole.

also  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2014-05-19 06:43:46 PM  
1 vote:

gunga galunga: I'm outta here


Cool, should be a little less assholish here now.
2014-05-19 06:38:07 PM  
1 vote:
Good. Pull up your damn pants!
Its not too much to ask
2014-05-19 05:31:58 PM  
1 vote:
At our office, we have half-off Wednesdays. You can wear your pants below butt level. No one takes the stairs any more, it's too dangerous.

/like I needed one more sign to identify a punk at 50 yards.
2014-05-19 04:54:21 PM  
1 vote:
If someone in saggy pants was arrested nothing of value was lost.
2014-05-19 04:24:04 PM  
1 vote:

Buttknuckle: devilEther: No doubt gay men have enjoyed this whole trend, but I'm wondering when saggy pants will finally become fashionable with the ladies?

Have we now?  That's funny, because I don't know one gay man that finds that attractive.


You don't?  Really, I thought all gay men were just frothing at the mouth to have sex with heteros and were positively jubilant that the sagging jeans allows quicker access to sweet hetero "virgin" cherries.
2014-05-19 04:22:55 PM  
1 vote:

peacheslatour: I once saw a older teen type wearing pants like that, the pants fell completely down and he fell off his skateboard.  I still chuckle when i think about it.


Were you able to get the scratches off your bumper?
2014-05-19 04:05:50 PM  
1 vote:
As a chunky, old guy, I spend my whole day hitching my pants back up.  Unfortunately, as much as people don't want to see college kids with their pants falling down, they really don't want to see middle-aged white men with their pants falling down.
I can never find pants my size, because all the cool kids are wearing them.
2014-05-19 03:53:31 PM  
1 vote:

Harry Freakstorm: They stand in that one corner and survey the whole restaurant primed the whole time on day old Waffle House coffee.


Off-topic, but freshly ground and brewed Waffle House coffee is some of the best I've ever tasted. Nutty, aromatic, and delicious. My wife and I were stunned. And we're coffee snob enough to that we travelled to Jamaica to buy coffee, not pot.
2014-05-19 03:46:19 PM  
1 vote:

devilEther: No doubt gay men have enjoyed this whole trend, but I'm wondering when saggy pants will finally become fashionable with the ladies?


Haha. No.
2014-05-19 03:42:34 PM  
1 vote:

ArkAngel: You want to wear your pants around your knees at home? Fine. Not in my restaurant. You wanna try that and you can go the fark to McDonald's.


shiat I didn't know you owned Waffle House... btw your restaurant blows.
2014-05-19 03:42:13 PM  
1 vote:
While being questioned by cops, Gehring and Johnson were belligerent and used profanities, investigators noted. The men "both advised that they were out to have fun and implied they were Wofford students graduating" and "it wasn't their concern that proper decorum was needed in the public domain."

Can someone translate that back into the original South Carolinian?
2014-05-19 03:34:47 PM  
1 vote:
Normally someone at a Waffle House at 3:15 AM isn't going to be called out on much of anything. You could be so drunk you couldn't speak coherent sentences and they'll still serve you without giving you a second glance.
2014-05-19 03:28:22 PM  
1 vote:
I think we should extend criminal charges for people who wear their pants waist at an incorrect position to include grey hairs as well...
2014-05-19 03:27:30 PM  
1 vote:
Some people have trouble comprehending belts.
2014-05-19 03:24:52 PM  
1 vote:
And at a Waffle House you say?!

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2014-05-19 03:24:11 PM  
1 vote:
Security Guard at a waffle house?
2014-05-19 03:21:41 PM  
1 vote:
Good.
 
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