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(The Smoking Gun)   Two men celebrating their college graduation at an upscale South Carolina restaurant busted after refusing to pull up their saggy pants, apparently shocking patrons at a Spartanburg Waffle House   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 139
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2014-05-19 03:57:11 PM  
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2014-05-19 03:58:17 PM  
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2014-05-19 03:58:58 PM  

memphomaniac: It's just immature racism.  They do it to annoy whitey.  Dr. King can be heard shouting from his grave: "No, no, content of your character, content of your character!"


It's racism, but you've got it backwards. All these "no saggy pants" rules and ordinances are just ways of saying "you can only express yourself in ways we approve of." I'd get pretty belligerent too.
 
2014-05-19 03:59:11 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: rbuzby: Sagging won't go away until some famous rapper starts making fun of how ridiculous it is.  Of course all the famous rappers do it, so.........

Really? Kanye does it? Jay-z? Who?


The Who were much more rock than rap.
 
2014-05-19 04:04:25 PM  

kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.


A business, even the Waffle House, has the right to enforce a dress code. They could have (a) pulled up their pants, or (b) took their business somewhere that allowed baggy pants.

They chose (c) to make a scene, have the cops called on them, and then start sone shiat with the cops.
 
2014-05-19 04:05:50 PM  
As a chunky, old guy, I spend my whole day hitching my pants back up.  Unfortunately, as much as people don't want to see college kids with their pants falling down, they really don't want to see middle-aged white men with their pants falling down.
I can never find pants my size, because all the cool kids are wearing them.
 
2014-05-19 04:07:44 PM  
Was wondering why a graduating student would act so stupidly. Then I read they or at least the one that did graduate are student-athletes. That explains his retarded actions.
 
2014-05-19 04:08:05 PM  
Gangstas at Wofford?

They must be jocks.  If it weren't for athletes, that place would be lily white.
 
2014-05-19 04:09:05 PM  

gunga galunga: kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.

A business, even the Waffle House, has the right to enforce a dress code. They could have (a) pulled up their pants, or (b) took their business somewhere that allowed baggy pants.

They chose (c) to make a scene, have the cops called on them, and then start sone shiat with the cops.


Um no.  It was more than likely an excuse to practice their racism.  What ever happened to people shutting up and minding their own business?
 
2014-05-19 04:09:30 PM  

gunga galunga: kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.

A business, even the Waffle House, has the right to enforce a dress code. They could have (a) pulled up their pants, or (b) took their business somewhere that allowed baggy pants.

They chose (c) to make a scene, have the cops called on them, and then start sone shiat with the cops.


I'm going to set the over/under on number of fat white men showing plumber's crack kicked out of the same establishment at 0, even though that's probably a commonly represented demographic.
 
2014-05-19 04:11:16 PM  

Rent Party: Looks like the were arrested for being uppity with a cop...

"While being questioned by cops, Gehring and Johnson were belligerent and used profanities, investigators noted. "


As a white, professional I don't expect not to get arrested once I start belligerently cursing at a cop either.

But if it makes your life easier to assume everything is about race, I guess that's your choice.
 
2014-05-19 04:11:24 PM  

Ex-Texan: Read it, it says a security guard at a waffle house. How bad must it be for the business to warrant a security guard?


At 3:15 in the morning, which around the time that the clubs close and the clubgoers seek a 24-hour venue the grab a bite before calling it a night, so these places are slammed by a swarm of young partiets who are drunk and revved up.

Seems like a good need for security as any.
 
2014-05-19 04:12:47 PM  

K-jack: gunga galunga: kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.

A business, even the Waffle House, has the right to enforce a dress code. They could have (a) pulled up their pants, or (b) took their business somewhere that allowed baggy pants.

They chose (c) to make a scene, have the cops called on them, and then start sone shiat with the cops.

I'm going to set the over/under on number of fat white men showing plumber's crack kicked out of the same establishment at 0, even though that's probably a commonly represented demographic.


But is it because they are white, or because when told to pull up their pants, they actually DO?

Tough choice to make.  The race card is on the table.  Double down or take your loss?
 
2014-05-19 04:12:55 PM  

h0tsauce: It's racism, but you've got it backwards. All these "no saggy pants" rules and ordinances are just ways of saying "you can only express expose yourself in ways we approve of." I'd get pretty belligerent too.


ftfy

I'll be waiting for your mugshot
 
2014-05-19 04:15:32 PM  
"I told them fools"...Approves of the arrest

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-05-19 04:18:57 PM  

peacheslatour: I once saw a older teen type wearing pants like that, the pants fell completely down and he fell off his skateboard.  I still chuckle when i think about it.


I once saw an older teen running from a car that he and his buddies stole and crashed into the frontage road. He tripped on his baggy pants while trying to run across the expressway. Lay a full tube of toothpaste on the table with the cap off. Slam down on it a couple of times. Yeah, it ended up looking something like that. Can't say that I chuckled, but the cops sure did when I explained to them what happened.

I have mental image of that night every time I look at one of these baggy pants losers.
 
2014-05-19 04:22:55 PM  

peacheslatour: I once saw a older teen type wearing pants like that, the pants fell completely down and he fell off his skateboard.  I still chuckle when i think about it.


Were you able to get the scratches off your bumper?
 
2014-05-19 04:24:04 PM  

Buttknuckle: devilEther: No doubt gay men have enjoyed this whole trend, but I'm wondering when saggy pants will finally become fashionable with the ladies?

Have we now?  That's funny, because I don't know one gay man that finds that attractive.


You don't?  Really, I thought all gay men were just frothing at the mouth to have sex with heteros and were positively jubilant that the sagging jeans allows quicker access to sweet hetero "virgin" cherries.
 
2014-05-19 04:26:31 PM  

K-jack: gunga galunga: kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.

A business, even the Waffle House, has the right to enforce a dress code. They could have (a) pulled up their pants, or (b) took their business somewhere that allowed baggy pants.

They chose (c) to make a scene, have the cops called on them, and then start sone shiat with the cops.

I'm going to set the over/under on number of fat white men showing plumber's crack kicked out of the same establishment at 0, even though that's probably a commonly represented demographic.


One is unintentional and the other is not.  Either way, you don't have any proof that white men with plumber's crack have not been kicked out of a Waffle House for doing that.

Any more than I have proof that they have.
 
2014-05-19 04:26:42 PM  

FLMountainMan: Buttknuckle: devilEther: No doubt gay men have enjoyed this whole trend, but I'm wondering when saggy pants will finally become fashionable with the ladies?

Have we now?  That's funny, because I don't know one gay man that finds that attractive.

You don't?  Really, I thought all gay men were just frothing at the mouth to have sex with heteros and were positively jubilant that the sagging jeans allows quicker access to sweet hetero "virgin" cherries.


I've always assumed guys with saggy pants are also gay.
 
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2014-05-19 04:28:17 PM  
One of them had priors too. Great idea to fark with the man, brainiac.
 
2014-05-19 04:37:02 PM  

mama2tnt: peacheslatour: I once saw a older teen type wearing pants like that, the pants fell completely down and he fell off his skateboard.  I still chuckle when i think about it.

Were you able to get the scratches off your bumper?


Laughter out loud!
 
2014-05-19 04:42:14 PM  

gunga galunga: peacheslatour: I once saw a older teen type wearing pants like that, the pants fell completely down and he fell off his skateboard.  I still chuckle when i think about it.

I once saw an older teen running from a car that he and his buddies stole and crashed into the frontage road. He tripped on his baggy pants while trying to run across the expressway. Lay a full tube of toothpaste on the table with the cap off. Slam down on it a couple of times. Yeah, it ended up looking something like that. Can't say that I chuckled, but the cops sure did when I explained to them what happened.

I have mental image of that night every time I look at one of these baggy pants losers.


He was full of toothpaste?

Huh.  Who knew he was white on the inside.
 
2014-05-19 04:42:59 PM  

h0tsauce: memphomaniac: It's just immature racism.  They do it to annoy whitey.  Dr. King can be heard shouting from his grave: "No, no, content of your character, content of your character!"

It's racism, but you've got it backwards. All these "no saggy pants" rules and ordinances are just ways of saying "you can only express yourself in ways we approve of." I'd get pretty belligerent too.


Make sure you get arrested and posted to the main page so I can laugh at you, too.
 
2014-05-19 04:54:21 PM  
If someone in saggy pants was arrested nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-05-19 04:54:44 PM  

Kahabut: K-jack: gunga galunga: kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.

A business, even the Waffle House, has the right to enforce a dress code. They could have (a) pulled up their pants, or (b) took their business somewhere that allowed baggy pants.

They chose (c) to make a scene, have the cops called on them, and then start sone shiat with the cops.

I'm going to set the over/under on number of fat white men showing plumber's crack kicked out of the same establishment at 0, even though that's probably a commonly represented demographic.

But is it because they are white, or because when told to pull up their pants, they actually DO?

Tough choice to make.  The race card is on the table.  Double down or take your loss?


I'm guessing they're not even asked about their pants (I'd say the same about blue-collar appearing fat black males, too). Anyway, I'm just setting the line buddy. You want the over, fine by me. Although I do think it's quaint that you believe we live in a world where people aren't informed by their prejudices.
 
2014-05-19 04:56:40 PM  

h0tsauce: memphomaniac: It's just immature racism.  They do it to annoy whitey.  Dr. King can be heard shouting from his grave: "No, no, content of your character, content of your character!"

It's racism, but you've got it backwards. All these "no saggy pants" rules and ordinances are just ways of saying "you can only express yourself in ways we approve of." I'd get pretty belligerent too.


There are plenty of places where they (and you) can express themselves to their heart's content . Apparently the waffle house is not one of them. There likely is room for one more pretty belligerent customer in the holding cell.
 
2014-05-19 05:01:47 PM  
If you read the police report it sounds like they were just being drunken assholes.  They had plenty of opportunity to avoid jail.
 
2014-05-19 05:06:49 PM  
Dammit, now I'm hungry. I think I'll make blueberry pancakes for dinner and maybe a couple drinks to get the feeling right.
 
2014-05-19 05:25:06 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: This is a goddamned Waffle House. You show some respect.

Take that shiat to Denny's.


Chuckle!!!
 
2014-05-19 05:31:58 PM  
At our office, we have half-off Wednesdays. You can wear your pants below butt level. No one takes the stairs any more, it's too dangerous.

/like I needed one more sign to identify a punk at 50 yards.
 
2014-05-19 05:33:30 PM  
Dining While Black
 
2014-05-19 05:38:36 PM  
The men "both advised that they were out to have fun and implied they were Wofford students graduating" and "it wasn't their concern that proper decorum was needed in the public domain."

Indeed, I can certainly see those two saying that.  Exactly that.
In an English accent.
It's quite an amusing scene in my mind.
 
2014-05-19 05:42:16 PM  

TheYeti: If you read the police report it sounds like they were just being drunken assholes.  They had plenty of opportunity to avoid jail.


This.

But I love assertions in this thread that it's all about racism.
 
2014-05-19 05:42:24 PM  

devilEther: No doubt gay men have enjoyed this whole trend, but I'm wondering when saggy pants will finally become fashionable with the ladies?


I actually did see a young black woman doing it just the other day. I had to do a double take.
 
2014-05-19 05:44:35 PM  

TheYeti: If you read the police report it sounds like they were just being drunken assholes.  They had plenty of opportunity to avoid jail.


Groes gosta ack up!
 
2014-05-19 05:47:46 PM  
Decorum never goes out of date
 
2014-05-19 05:58:14 PM  

Buttknuckle: kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.

THIS THIS THIS


So can I wear a swastika shirt near you and have you be okay with it?
 
2014-05-19 06:13:49 PM  

TerminalEchoes: Buttknuckle: kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.

THIS THIS THIS

So can I wear a swastika shirt near you and have you be okay with it?


yes. why should i care what you're wearing?  you're the one who has to live with portraying that image, and me, well, i get to make fun of you.

so...win win!
 
2014-05-19 06:15:38 PM  

Buttknuckle: devilEther: No doubt gay men have enjoyed this whole trend, but I'm wondering when saggy pants will finally become fashionable with the ladies?

Have we now?  That's funny, because I don't know one gay man that finds that attractive.


Right, anonymous hookups in the stalls at airports, public parks, highway reststops are cool, but saggy pants are just gross.
 
2014-05-19 06:24:58 PM  
If you don't have enough dick to hold up your pants maybe you should try a belt .
 
2014-05-19 06:34:50 PM  

kosherkow: TerminalEchoes: Buttknuckle: kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.

THIS THIS THIS

So can I wear a swastika shirt near you and have you be okay with it?

yes. why should i care what you're wearing?  you're the one who has to live with portraying that image, and me, well, i get to make fun of you.

so...win win!


i635.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-19 06:36:22 PM  

vonster: TheYeti: If you read the police report it sounds like they were just being drunken assholes.  They had plenty of opportunity to avoid jail.

Groes gosta ack up!


Okay. Now that's racist.

ThrobblefootSpectre: Buttknuckle: devilEther: No doubt gay men have enjoyed this whole trend, but I'm wondering when saggy pants will finally become fashionable with the ladies?

Have we now?  That's funny, because I don't know one gay man that finds that attractive.

Right, anonymous hookups in the stalls at airports, public parks, highway reststops are cool, but saggy pants are just gross.


Damn, this thread sure took a turn for the assholish. I'm outta here.
 
2014-05-19 06:38:07 PM  
Good. Pull up your damn pants!
Its not too much to ask
 
2014-05-19 06:43:46 PM  

gunga galunga: I'm outta here


Cool, should be a little less assholish here now.
 
2014-05-19 07:02:56 PM  

Buttknuckle: devilEther: No doubt gay men have enjoyed this whole trend, but I'm wondering when saggy pants will finally become fashionable with the ladies?

Have we now?  That's funny, because I don't know one gay man that finds that attractive.


A quick GIS shows you're mistaken.
 
2014-05-19 07:03:08 PM  
Hi. I heard you guys needed a replacement asshole.

also  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
2014-05-19 07:07:21 PM  
Reason many Waffle House locations have guards is that they are a cash-only business. And, they tend to get robbed by folks who dress like failed rap stars.

White Guilters and EthnoRacists may not like it, but folks don't want to see undies while eating
 
2014-05-19 07:09:59 PM  

K-jack: Kahabut: K-jack: gunga galunga: kosherkow: who cares?!

were they nude?  no?  then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of.  The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.

A business, even the Waffle House, has the right to enforce a dress code. They could have (a) pulled up their pants, or (b) took their business somewhere that allowed baggy pants.

They chose (c) to make a scene, have the cops called on them, and then start sone shiat with the cops.

I'm going to set the over/under on number of fat white men showing plumber's crack kicked out of the same establishment at 0, even though that's probably a commonly represented demographic.

But is it because they are white, or because when told to pull up their pants, they actually DO?

Tough choice to make.  The race card is on the table.  Double down or take your loss?

I'm guessing they're not even asked about their pants (I'd say the same about blue-collar appearing fat black males, too). Anyway, I'm just setting the line buddy. You want the over, fine by me. Although I do think it's quaint that you believe we live in a world where people aren't informed by their prejudices

 .

Before I retort in typical snarky fashion, would you care to define something for me?

"live in a world where people aren't informed by their prejudices" Can you possibly explain what "informed by their prejudices" even means?

You can't be informed by a prejudice.  It's a complete impossibility.  So obviously it can't be taken literally.  Therefore, I inquire as to what YOU think it means.
 
2014-05-19 07:11:38 PM  

FloridaFarkTag: Reason many Waffle House locations have guards is that they are a cash-only business. And, they tend to get robbed by folks who dress like failed rap stars.

White Guilters and EthnoRacists may not like it, but folks don't want to see undies while eating


The one I go to takes cards, has no guards but there are always two porkmobiles in the parking lot at 2:30am when I want to go so I usually end up at IHOP.

/don't dine with swine
 
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