The two young lads during their earlier years.
Rent Party: Looks like the were arrested for being uppity with a cop..."While being questioned by cops, Gehring and Johnson were belligerent and used profanities, investigators noted. "
rbuzby: Sagging won't go away until some famous rapper starts making fun of how ridiculous it is. Of course all the famous rappers do it, so.........
cameroncrazy1984: rbuzby: Sagging won't go away until some famous rapper starts making fun of how ridiculous it is. Of course all the famous rappers do it, so.........Really? Kanye does it? Jay-z? Who?
kosherkow: who cares?!were they nude? no? then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of. The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.
Porous Horace: Some people have trouble comprehending belts.
kid_icarus: Normally someone at a Waffle House at 3:15 AM isn't going to be called out on much of anything. You could be so drunk you couldn't speak coherent sentences and they'll still serve you without giving you a second glance.
uncleacid: No one likes a saggy waffle.
Ex-Texan: Read it, it says a security guard at a waffle house. How bad must it be for the business to warrant a security guard?
ArkAngel: You want to wear your pants around your knees at home? Fine. Not in my restaurant. You wanna try that and you can go the fark to McDonald's.
emarche: kosherkow: who cares?!were they nude? no? then shut the fark up because they have clothing on, just not in an arrangement you approve of. The security guard saw his chance to be the big man on campus and went for it.Uh, I don't know too many people who'd approve of someone walking around a dining area with their pants around their knees - even if they're wearing boxers underneath. Furthermore, it might just be that those are the rules of this particular establishment: don't like the rules? Don't patronize the restaurant. Pretty simple.Perhaps I'm being too harsh and these are two upstanding young men who just...oh wait: "In 2011, Gehring was arrested for burglary and grand larceny."Ah.
Kahabut: The fact that some kids decided they were too cool for the rules... well that's so predictable as to be cliche.
devilEther: No doubt gay men have enjoyed this whole trend, but I'm wondering when saggy pants will finally become fashionable with the ladies?
SpdrJay: I've always assumed that sagging pants were an invitation for surprise buttsecks.
goatleggedfellow: While being questioned by cops, Gehring and Johnson were belligerent and used profanities, investigators noted. The men "both advised that they were out to have fun and implied they were Wofford students graduating" and "it wasn't their concern that proper decorum was needed in the public domain."Can someone translate that back into the original South Carolinian?
Harry Freakstorm: They stand in that one corner and survey the whole restaurant primed the whole time on day old Waffle House coffee.
h0tsauce: Harry Freakstorm: They stand in that one corner and survey the whole restaurant primed the whole time on day old Waffle House coffee.Off-topic, but freshly ground and brewed Waffle House coffee is some of the best I've ever tasted. Nutty, aromatic, and delicious. My wife and I were stunned. And we're coffee snob enough to that we travelled to Jamaica to buy coffee, not pot.
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