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(The Wire)   Home Depot founder who compared Obama to Hitler, then apologized for comparing Obama to Hitler, now compares Obama to Hitler again   (thewire.com ) divider line
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2014-05-19 01:44:49 PM  
20 votes:
A lot of people like to dismiss these Obama/Hitler comparisons, but that's only because so many people just do a simple comparison, find no links, and dismiss it outright. They're not looking deep enough, in other words. Even those who attempt to use advanced numerological tools are often frustrated in their efforts. They see no easy link, and as a result cross their arms and say, "this is a stupid comparison." They point out, correctly, that the name Barack Obama has a numerological weight of 5 (individual weights 18 and 14, or 1+8 (9) and 1+4 (5) yielding 14, or 1+4=5), and Adolf Hitler has a value of 11, one of the Master Numbers (20 and 36, 2+0 (2) and 3+6 (9) yielding 11). And while Hitler having a Master Number makes sense, certainly, how does Mr. Obama's 5 relate to that?

Ah, but you are forgetting something. You are forgetting Barack Obama's middle name. Hussein. Value, 32. 3+2=5. Added to the 5 previous, we have 10, for a final value (1+0) of 1. Barack Hussein Obama has a value of 1.

1. And Hitler is 11. Half the value.

So, interesting. But is there meaning here?

No. Not really. And here is exactly where most drop the story.

But they drop too soon. They drop without considering that Obama has a second last name, a family name he has attempted to keep in the dark for a very long time. That name is Soetoro. Soetoro has a value of 35, or 3+5, or 8. Now, replace Obama with Soetoro in the president's total name value, and what you get is Barack (9) Hussein (5) Soetoro (8). That's a total of 22.

22. Another power number, the one related to the Master Builder. And, a number with twice the value of Hitler's 11, which was itself a doubling of Barack Obama's public persona value, one. 1, 11, 22.

Do you see a pattern emerging?

Is this conclusive? No. But it is a beginning. It is a beginning of a pattern, a pattern that, if true, could signify something terrible indeed. We must find these patterns, shed the light of truth on them, before all is lost.
2014-05-19 02:29:16 PM  
7 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-19 01:49:14 PM  
7 votes:
What his opinion of Magic Johnson?
2014-05-19 01:56:15 PM  
6 votes:
I'll compare Obama to Hitler...

Hitler was white. Obama is black.
Hitler was short. Obama is taller.
Hitler had a moustache. Obama is clean-cut.
Hitler had dark hair. SO DOES OBAMA!!!
2014-05-19 01:44:43 PM  
6 votes:
I don't much like the sound of these "Oboncentration Obamps".
2014-05-19 01:48:21 PM  
5 votes:

nitefallz: Do people really think the country's problems started with Obama?  Did everyone forget EVERYTHING prior to the 2008 election when that pretzel-choking doofus was around?


pre-2008? You mean the economy wrecking, war starting, terrarist appeasing, blow job receiving, Vince Foster killing, land swindling hillbilly Clinton?? I will neva forgit!!

/don't remember him choking on a pretzel... bur I'll add it to the list
2014-05-19 01:48:05 PM  
5 votes:
Listen, asshole, I don't have all day. Is Obama Hitler or not? Because we're all on pins and needles waiting for your opinion.
2014-05-19 01:47:52 PM  
5 votes:
And if Obama doesn't get reelected? Well, that's the power of The Home Depot.
2014-05-19 12:47:06 PM  
5 votes:

vpb: It's weird how much these guys hate Obama.  It's not like he has done anything radical really.  Democrats today are about like 1970's Republicans.

I guess the political spectrum has moved so far to the right that even what used to be moderate GOP policy is now "socialism".


Does a GIS search....  Yep, he's still blah.
2014-05-19 01:57:07 PM  
4 votes:
I heard he told his mistress "I don't care how many Presidents you want to hang out with. You can have sex with as many President's as you want, just don't bring them to my store!"
2014-05-19 01:53:39 PM  
4 votes:
You know who else used outrageous statements to demonize those with whom he disagreed?
2014-05-19 01:52:45 PM  
4 votes:

Pocket Ninja: A lot of people like to dismiss these Obama/Hitler comparisons, but that's only because so many people just do a simple comparison, find no links, and dismiss it outright. They're not looking deep enough, in other words. Even those who attempt to use advanced numerological tools are often frustrated in their efforts. They see no easy link, and as a result cross their arms and say, "this is a stupid comparison." They point out, correctly, that the name Barack Obama has a numerological weight of 5 (individual weights 18 and 14, or 1+8 (9) and 1+4 (5) yielding 14, or 1+4=5), and Adolf Hitler has a value of 11, one of the Master Numbers (20 and 36, 2+0 (2) and 3+6 (9) yielding 11). And while Hitler having a Master Number makes sense, certainly, how does Mr. Obama's 5 relate to that?

Ah, but you are forgetting something. You are forgetting Barack Obama's middle name. Hussein. Value, 32. 3+2=5. Added to the 5 previous, we have 10, for a final value (1+0) of 1. Barack Hussein Obama has a value of 1.

1. And Hitler is 11. Half the value.

So, interesting. But is there meaning here?

No. Not really. And here is exactly where most drop the story.

But they drop too soon. They drop without considering that Obama has a second last name, a family name he has attempted to keep in the dark for a very long time. That name is Soetoro. Soetoro has a value of 35, or 3+5, or 8. Now, replace Obama with Soetoro in the president's total name value, and what you get is Barack (9) Hussein (5) Soetoro (8). That's a total of 22.

22. Another power number, the one related to the Master Builder. And, a number with twice the value of Hitler's 11, which was itself a doubling of Barack Obama's public persona value, one. 1, 11, 22.

Do you see a pattern emerging?

Is this conclusive? No. But it is a beginning. It is a beginning of a pattern, a pattern that, if true, could signify something terrible indeed. We must find these patterns, shed the light of truth on them, before all is lost.


Sounds like the plot of Dan Brown's next novel.
2014-05-19 01:50:16 PM  
4 votes:
static4.businessinsider.com

We're pinheads ALL!  JOCKO HOMO!
2014-05-19 01:44:20 PM  
4 votes:

vpb: It's weird how much these guys hate Obama.  It's not like he has done anything radical really.  Democrats today are about like 1970's Republicans.

I guess the political spectrum has moved so far to the right that even what used to be moderate GOP policy is now "socialism".


That, but also the President is really, really near. He's super-uppity about how near he is.
2014-05-19 03:56:02 PM  
3 votes:
You know who else liked to make home improvements?
2014-05-19 02:27:25 PM  
3 votes:
c1.staticflickr.com

Welcome to the pumpkin patch. We don't understand anything about what we sell.
2014-05-19 06:52:25 PM  
2 votes:

gibbon1: TV's Vinnie: Back in the 30's, what did they compare Hitler to?

Charlie Chaplin I shait you not.


ts4.mm.bing.net

You knew I was gonna post this. Admit it.
2014-05-19 03:42:58 PM  
2 votes:

randomjsa: Don't be silly, Obama is nothing like Hitler.

Hitler could actually run a federal government.


Because the German federal government was in such sterling good shape when Hitler left power!
2014-05-19 03:17:38 PM  
2 votes:
They are absolutely nothing alike,
Hitler used ovens,
obama uses drones....
img.fark.net
2014-05-19 02:42:42 PM  
2 votes:
To be fair, I think they used to compare Hitler to the unborn Obama back then.
2014-05-19 02:22:23 PM  
2 votes:

Electrify: Wouldn't a more "appropriate" comparison be to compare Obama to Stalin? Hitler was a fascist, which is a right wing ideology. Stalin was a communist, which is associated with the left.


No, ALL dictators throughout history have been Leftie Libbylib Lib-U-Lardo Libradors.  Anyone knows that.
2014-05-19 02:18:10 PM  
2 votes:

yakmans_dad: It's because of people like Ken Langone that Christ was crucified.


Who? Oh, that wealth-redistributin' hippie who'd rather leech off his 12 buddies and his folks than be a productive member of society, like that job creator Pontius Pilate? All the better! There's no room in the GOP for creeps like that any way.
2014-05-19 02:15:03 PM  
2 votes:
And I'm supposed to care what some glorified shopkeeper thinks, why?
2014-05-19 02:14:57 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net

Obama Abdul Jabbar

img.fark.net

Obama from the darkest time line
2014-05-19 02:10:58 PM  
2 votes:
The comparison is apt.
Both Hitler and Obama have time machines and secret moon bases.

But libs won't listen to basic facts when we show them the potato

Study it out.
2014-05-19 02:09:23 PM  
2 votes:

Sin_City_Superhero: I'll compare Obama to Hitler...

Hitler was white. Obama is black.
Hitler was short. Obama is taller.
Hitler had a moustache. Obama is clean-cut.
Hitler had dark hair. SO DOES OBAMA!!!


After a GIS for 'obama mustache', here are a few it came up with...



img.fark.net
urbanhonking.com

ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com

images.sodahead.com
hulshofschmidt.files.wordpress.com

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

THE LAST ONE ISN'T EVEN A MUSTACHE! WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME GOOGLE??? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO COVERUP?
2014-05-19 02:08:51 PM  
2 votes:
Mr. Obama, I severed with Adolph Hitler. I knew Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler was a (not) friend of mine.  Mr. Obama, You're no Adolf Hitler.

And enough of this blaming this side, or that side, or the guy before you.  Sooner or later, the guy in office at present takes ownership of it.  I would say halfway through the second term is more than reasonable on that front. Besides, the whole country went to hell since that bastard Chester A. Arthur signed the Pendleton Act ;)


Whidbey claims that pointing out that they did this to Bush basically on a weekly basis is somehow an apology for the Bush years.  No, it's pointing out the hypocracy of people who thought it was A-OK to do it to the guy you disagree with, but not the guy you agree with.  Neither one of them has any business being placed in the same category as Hitler.  Besides, Stalin & Mao Zedong both killed more people than Hitler did.  Kinda makes Hitler "Bush League" amongst the gallery of 20th central evil dictators (pun intended).

Obligatory picture of toddler Hitler follows.


img.fark.net
2014-05-19 02:03:38 PM  
2 votes:

scalpod: It's not like by making specious comparisons we dilute the meaning of our words. Bush is Hitler, Obama'shiatler, apparently everyone is Hitler?

GUYS! GUYS! WE'RE ALL HITLER!


It'shiatlers all the way down...
2014-05-19 02:03:28 PM  
2 votes:
What about the fact that every time you go into a Home Depot, there are half a dozen employees asking "Can I help you?" at the front of the store, before you've even started shopping. Then when you've gotten into the actual aisles and actually need help finding something, there is not an employee around for miles. Has he apologized for that?
2014-05-19 02:00:28 PM  
2 votes:
pandoras.realitatea.net
He's just upset about Obama and all this homosexual marriage stuff.
2014-05-19 02:00:23 PM  
2 votes:

scalpod: It's not like by making specious comparisons we dilute the meaning of our words. Bush is Hitler, Obama'shiatler, apparently everyone is Hitler?

GUYS! GUYS! WE'RE ALL HITLER!


Sorry, I'm Spartacus.
2014-05-19 01:55:22 PM  
2 votes:
What Home Depot founder may look like:

3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-05-19 01:52:28 PM  
2 votes:

NateAsbestos: vpb: It's weird how much these guys hate Obama.  It's not like he has done anything radical really.  Democrats today are about like 1970's Republicans.

I guess the political spectrum has moved so far to the right that even what used to be moderate GOP policy is now "socialism".

That, but also the President is really, really near. He's super-uppity about how near he is.


No, rad-blang it, ya uppity rippersnipper! I said the sheriff is a n*BONG*!
2014-05-19 01:48:50 PM  
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: A lot of people like to dismiss these Obama/Hitler comparisons, but that's only because so many people just do a simple comparison, find no links, and dismiss it outright. They're not looking deep enough, in other words. Even those who attempt to use advanced numerological tools are often frustrated in their efforts. They see no easy link, and as a result cross their arms and say, "this is a stupid comparison." They point out, correctly, that the name Barack Obama has a numerological weight of 5 (individual weights 18 and 14, or 1+8 (9) and 1+4 (5) yielding 14, or 1+4=5), and Adolf Hitler has a value of 11, one of the Master Numbers (20 and 36, 2+0 (2) and 3+6 (9) yielding 11). And while Hitler having a Master Number makes sense, certainly, how does Mr. Obama's 5 relate to that?

Ah, but you are forgetting something. You are forgetting Barack Obama's middle name. Hussein. Value, 32. 3+2=5. Added to the 5 previous, we have 10, for a final value (1+0) of 1. Barack Hussein Obama has a value of 1.

1. And Hitler is 11. Half the value.

So, interesting. But is there meaning here?

No. Not really. And here is exactly where most drop the story.

But they drop too soon. They drop without considering that Obama has a second last name, a family name he has attempted to keep in the dark for a very long time. That name is Soetoro. Soetoro has a value of 35, or 3+5, or 8. Now, replace Obama with Soetoro in the president's total name value, and what you get is Barack (9) Hussein (5) Soetoro (8). That's a total of 22.

22. Another power number, the one related to the Master Builder. And, a number with twice the value of Hitler's 11, which was itself a doubling of Barack Obama's public persona value, one. 1, 11, 22.

Do you see a pattern emerging?

Is this conclusive? No. But it is a beginning. It is a beginning of a pattern, a pattern that, if true, could signify something terrible indeed. We must find these patterns, shed the light of truth on them, before all is lost.


nbcprohockeytalk.files.wordpress.com
2014-05-19 01:47:56 PM  
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: But they drop too soon. They drop without considering that Obama has a second last name, a family name he has attempted to keep in the dark for a very long time. That name is Soetoro. Soetoro has a value of 35, or 3+5, or 8. Now, replace Obama with Soetoro in the president's total name value, and what you get is Barack (9) Hussein (5) Soetoro (8). That's a total of 22.


But what about Soebarkah?
2014-05-19 01:42:54 PM  
2 votes:
Do people really think the country's problems started with Obama?  Did everyone forget EVERYTHING prior to the 2008 election when that pretzel-choking doofus was around?
2014-05-19 01:17:45 PM  
2 votes:
"I'm just oversimplifying and mangling history to slither out of my earlier offensive comments" is the new "I'm just asking questions."
2014-05-19 12:12:02 PM  
2 votes:
This is nothing compared to what he's done to Home Depot.  It should be criminal.
2014-05-20 01:24:18 AM  
1 vote:
If you compare someone to Hitler and you're still alive a couple of weeks later, chances are they're not like Hitler.
2014-05-19 10:52:38 PM  
1 vote:

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2014-05-19 04:30:30 PM  
1 vote:
Lowe's hates Muslims, Home Depot founder is crazy, where the fark am I supposed to buy a wrench? Wal-mart?
2014-05-19 04:11:36 PM  
1 vote:
They just hate Obama because they think he is a home despot.
2014-05-19 04:06:34 PM  
1 vote:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: You know who else liked to make home improvements?


static.tvgcdn.net
These guys?
2014-05-19 03:44:18 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-19 03:36:37 PM  
1 vote:

randomjsa: Don't be silly, Obama is nothing like Hitler.

Hitler could actually run a federal government.


Yeah there's way too much of your hard-earned tax dollars going to black people. I agree, man.
2014-05-19 03:30:02 PM  
1 vote:

whidbey: CanisNoir: nitefallz: Do people really think the country's problems started with Obama?  Did everyone forget EVERYTHING prior to the 2008 election when that pretzel-choking doofus was around?

I don't think anyone's forgotten Bill Clintons presidency :)

A "b-but Clinton" tu quoque? A daring opening move.

But don't let me get in the way of your attempts to discount 8 years of failed Bush policy.


Bush?  Bush ended our nightmare of prosperity and peace, and not a minute too soon!

/Thank you, Onion
2014-05-19 03:27:57 PM  
1 vote:
 "Because if you go back to 1933, with different words, this is what Hitler was saying in Germany."

Hitler: "The Jews have ruined Germany"

Obama: "I think heathcare should be affordable for everyone"

Holy fark, he's right!11!!!!!one!
2014-05-19 03:24:06 PM  
1 vote:
This guy is single handedly trying to get the wealthy lined up against the wall.
2014-05-19 03:21:37 PM  
1 vote:

born_yesterday: IvyLady: So, what he was saying was that  Hitler was democratically elected and that although he was comparing Hitler's political messages with Obama's political messages, he was in no way referencing Obama because he didn't say "Obama".  Got it.

Their messages are identical:

1.  Effective healthcare for the poor
2.  Strong domestic national security
3.  Infrastructure!

So, if you take reality out of the equation, you can see how derpers reach this conclusion.


Yeah, but Obama's "Final Solution" was just his attempt at the NCAA bracket...
2014-05-19 03:03:31 PM  
1 vote:
I didn't mean to say she deserved to be raped, just that sometimes, when you dress a certain way, you get raped by Hitler.
2014-05-19 02:58:59 PM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: Back in the 30's, what did they compare Hitler to?



A homeless wannabe art student?
2014-05-19 02:57:22 PM  
1 vote:
Can you even be a US president these days without being compared to Hitler? I think that just comes with the job.
2014-05-19 02:56:17 PM  
1 vote:
Back in the 30's, what did they compare Hitler to?
2014-05-19 02:48:51 PM  
1 vote:
I know someone who believes that America's greatest achievement was defeating fascism.  That may be true, but Americans seem to be hell bent on forgetting the lessons learned before the WWII generation even gone.  Ask 20 people on the street to explain the differences between American liberalism, fascism, communism and European socialism and you'll get 15 blank stares and a mountain of nonsense.
2014-05-19 02:32:31 PM  
1 vote:

DubtodaIll: Am I missing something? Obama isn't even mentioned in the article except in the headline.  The guy's quote was about how bad things can happen in a democracy because that's how Hitler got elected.  He seems to have a point about being vilified if he can't even mention recent history without being lambasted for knowing history.


Hitler was not elected.
2014-05-19 02:29:03 PM  
1 vote:
Dude, you were ten years old when Hitler offed himself in a Berlin bunker. You are trying to twist a center-right corporatist president's record (which probably did wonders for your privileged ass) to be somehow equivalent to the wholesale slaughter of millions.

Please pardon me while I tell you to go take a long walk off a short pier and hug an octopus.
2014-05-19 02:28:17 PM  
1 vote:

Carn: Cdr.Murdock: Carn: [i59.tinypic.com image 675x447]

That uppity President went and hit me on the head with a shovel.....

Harrumph!


I didn't get a Harrumph! out of that guy!

The Governor says you better watch your aers.....
2014-05-19 02:26:58 PM  
1 vote:

Hack Patooey: The Larch: Ponzholio: Sin_City_Superhero: I'll compare Obama to Hitler...

Hitler was white. Obama is black.
Hitler was short. Obama is taller.
Hitler had a moustache. Obama is clean-cut.
Hitler had dark hair. SO DOES OBAMA!!!

After a GIS for 'obama mustache', here are a few it came up with...

THE LAST ONE ISN'T EVEN A MUSTACHE! WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME GOOGLE??? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO COVERUP?

Obama + Evil University Spock Goatee == Kanye West.

This is very disturbing. Why didn't the media warn is?

Can someone with shoop skillz put one of these on him?

[www.blindloop.com image 374x314]


HAIL HYDRA!
2014-05-19 02:16:28 PM  
1 vote:
It's because of people like Ken Langone that Christ was crucified.
2014-05-19 02:15:51 PM  
1 vote:

whidbey: Sin_City_Superhero: I'll compare Obama to Hitler...

Hitler was white. Obama is black.
Hitler was short. Obama is taller.
Hitler had a moustache. Obama is clean-cut.
Hitler had dark hair. SO DOES OBAMA!!!

Sounds like a punk rock song.

/Ah but punk is dead


img.fark.netOne Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there
And she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me
Punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world
Just you and me punk rock girl!
2014-05-19 02:15:26 PM  
1 vote:
There should be some kind of rule that if you're compared to Hitler by the same person three times publicly, you get to treat that person as it would be imagined that Hitler would treat that person. "What? You obviously wanted a President Hitler!"
2014-05-19 02:13:36 PM  
1 vote:

inclemency: I'm so sick of these bootstrappers using words like 'envy' and 'jealousy' to justify their grotesque greed.


You're just jealous. It's an all-purpose retort. Sick of Republicans in Congress roadblocking everything under the sun? You're just jealous. Sick of Benghazi 24-7? You're just jealous. Tired of
the constant efforts to take away your health care? Just jealous. Sick of the GOP's enduring fascination with rape and slavery? Jealous.
2014-05-19 02:13:03 PM  
1 vote:

Ponzholio: Sin_City_Superhero: I'll compare Obama to Hitler...

Hitler was white. Obama is black.
Hitler was short. Obama is taller.
Hitler had a moustache. Obama is clean-cut.
Hitler had dark hair. SO DOES OBAMA!!!

After a GIS for 'obama mustache', here are a few it came up with...

THE LAST ONE ISN'T EVEN A MUSTACHE! WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME GOOGLE??? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO COVERUP?


Obama + Evil University Spock Goatee == Kanye West.

This is very disturbing. Why didn't the media warn is?
2014-05-19 02:09:44 PM  
1 vote:
News: The right comparing the left to Hitler
Not News: The left comparing the right to Hitler.
2014-05-19 02:03:57 PM  
1 vote:
I'm so sick of these bootstrappers using words like 'envy' and 'jealousy' to justify their grotesque greed.

I'm very sorry that you find it hard to reconcile your obscene excess while literally billions around the world barely eat. Just because you make me nauseous with your pathological and never-ending greed does not make me jealous. My only issues with contemptible garbage like you is that you do slimy things to stay at the top and feel that unless you take my share and everyone else's you won't fill that massive hole in your soul.

Doesn't justify comparisons to Nazi Germany however you disingenuous and hyperbolous farker. DIAF and EABOD.
2014-05-19 02:03:05 PM  
1 vote:

Fart_Machine: mongbiohazard: That's too bad. Looks like Lowe's and Strosnider's are getting more business from me from now on.

I go to Ace Hardware myself.


I love my local Ace. On paper it looks like I spend about 15% more on average. However, if I took the time to calculate the time, fuel $, and general stress saved by getting the right thing the first time and with a proper explanation of how to do the job, I'm saving $$$. Kind of like Obamacare.
2014-05-19 02:01:01 PM  
1 vote:

scalpod: It's not like by making specious comparisons we dilute the meaning of our words. Bush is Hitler, Obama'shiatler, apparently everyone is Hitler?

GUYS! GUYS! WE'RE ALL HITLER!


Nice filter pwn.
2014-05-19 01:56:51 PM  
1 vote:

nitefallz: Do people really think the country's problems started with Obama?  Did everyone forget EVERYTHING prior to the 2008 election when that pretzel-choking doofus was around?


Yes, most have.

Remember eight years ago when the right-wing nutbags were screaming that *any* disagreement with The Prez was treason?
2014-05-19 01:56:42 PM  
1 vote:
It's not like by making specious comparisons we dilute the meaning of our words. Bush is Hitler, Obama'shiatler, apparently everyone is Hitler?

GUYS! GUYS! WE'RE ALL HITLER!
2014-05-19 01:54:55 PM  
1 vote:

RevLovejoy: You know who else used outrageous statements to demonize those with whom he disagreed?


Dick Cheney?
2014-05-19 01:54:28 PM  
1 vote:
So......

i2.cdn.turner.com
2014-05-19 01:53:04 PM  
1 vote:

clkeagle: Rapmaster2000: Technically, he was the investment banker who secured financing for HD.  I don't think that qualifies as a founder.  I tend to think of a founder as the guy who created and ran the early day-to-day of a business.
/end threadjack

Either way, I'd rather get stuff from Lowe's.


Well, then you're pulling funding from a TV show for daring to make Muslims look like normal people.
2014-05-19 01:50:36 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, please... nary a week went by during Bush's time if office where someone wasn't comparing him to Hitler.

Your outrage is noted.
2014-05-19 01:50:16 PM  
1 vote:
"There's No Good Way to Explain Your Hitler-Obama Analogy"

Especially when you look like a cross between Palpatine, the Cryptkeeper's Dad, John Hurt's parasite from "Alien", and Creepy Preacher Guy (now I'm forgetting if he's from Poltergeist or Invasion of the Body Snatchers).

Maybe just open "Professor Snoodle's Fun Time Wonder Emporium" and give candy to kids in public places while keeping both hands clearly in view.
2014-05-19 01:48:43 PM  
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There goes his lesbian clientelle.  Dumbass.
2014-05-19 01:48:15 PM  
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skinink: Then George W Bush must be worse than Obama and Hitler. He became President despite losing the popular vote. He was awarded the office by the Supreme Court.


Naw.  It's ok when their side does it.
2014-05-19 01:47:20 PM  
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Then George W Bush must be worse than Obama and Hitler. He became President despite losing the popular vote. He was awarded the office by the Supreme Court.
2014-05-19 01:47:16 PM  
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fark, too early for that, I can barely count to 3.
2014-05-19 01:46:37 PM  
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What is with these guys' laser focus on Hitler?
2014-05-19 01:45:24 PM  
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nitefallz: Do people really think the country's problems started with Obama?  Did everyone forget EVERYTHING prior to the 2008 election when that pretzel-choking doofus was around?


They are blinded by blahness.
2014-05-19 01:42:15 PM  
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Guys, guys, guys... we can just pelt him with fruit in the public square and take all his assets and nationalize them.
 
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