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(The Wire)   Being awarded three Undergraduate and graduate degrees and living to the ripe old age of 61 may not be all that impressive...for a human anyway. But for a dolphin, that's pretty good, actually   (thewire.com) divider line 20
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2014-05-19 03:07:53 PM  
Dying -- that's one way to get out from under all that student loan debt.
 
2014-05-19 03:08:53 PM  
I would let that girl hit me too.
 
2014-05-19 03:10:39 PM  
Whoa, Nellie!
 
2014-05-19 03:17:53 PM  
Yeah I'm so impressed that some animal who lived its whole life in captivity to do tricks for humans was given such an honorable burial.
 
2014-05-19 03:18:41 PM  
That's messed up.  I posted that in the surfer/girl/beat up old lady thread and it appeared here.  It must be the early bourbon.
 
2014-05-19 03:18:58 PM  
She was then filleted and served to all the fish.
 
2014-05-19 03:26:19 PM  

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R.I.P Nelly

 
2014-05-19 04:15:14 PM  

RedfordRenegade: That's messed up.  I posted that in the surfer/girl/beat up old lady thread and it appeared here.  It must be the early bourbon.


There it would have been one more boring post of questionable tate.  Here, in a thread about a dead female dolphin,  it could vault you into immortality as fark's resident necro-bestiality festishist
 
2014-05-19 04:38:53 PM  

Magorn: RedfordRenegade: That's messed up.  I posted that in the surfer/girl/beat up old lady thread and it appeared here.  It must be the early bourbon.

There it would have been one more boring post of questionable tate.  Here, in a thread about a dead female dolphin,  it could vault you into immortality as fark's resident necro-bestiality festishist


One of em, anyway.
 
2014-05-19 04:50:25 PM  
This is no way waters down honorary doctorate degrees.
 
2014-05-19 05:03:03 PM  

Cerebral Ballsy: This is no way waters down honorary doctorate degrees.


There's nothing fishy here.
 
2014-05-19 05:03:20 PM  
Fun Fact time!

Fun Fact: male dolphins are rapists. They often force their attentions on prepubescent dolphins of both sexes. They've been known to rape other dolphins blowholes till the victim drowns. It's not unheard of for a gang of male dolphins to separate a female dolphin from the pod and gang rape her. Also, dolphins have STDs. Older male dolphins also rape porpoises.
 
2014-05-19 05:10:39 PM  

Magorn: There it would have been one more boring post of questionable tate. Here, in a thread about a dead female dolphin, it could vault you into immortality as fark's resident necro-bestiality festishist


Not even, there's no way you could get a dead dolphin near a daycare center.
 
2014-05-19 05:37:19 PM  
FTA: Nellie also received three honorary undergraduate degrees and graduate degrees during her life, making her more decorated than most humans.

Point the first: Yeah, sure, honorary degrees--because what counts is what some college gives you not for completing actual coursework, but for having some esoteric talent like swimming through hoops. And hiring managers get thrilled to pieces when they see that an applicant for a job lists five honorary degrees under "education."

Point the second: Her degrees were in porpoise-hunting, whalesong, and painting.

Point the third: Damn...a sixty-year-old dolphin born, raised, and lived in captivity. That's bloody impressive.
 
2014-05-19 06:49:24 PM  

iheartscotch: Fun Fact time!

Fun Fact: male dolphins are rapists. They often force their attentions on prepubescent dolphins of both sexes. They've been known to rape other dolphins blowholes till the victim drowns. It's not unheard of for a gang of male dolphins to separate a female dolphin from the pod and gang rape her. Also, dolphins have STDs. Older male dolphins also rape porpoises.


Not sure what the point of this post was. I know you probably think it's some kind of "gotcha" moment for enviros and animal rights activists.
 
2014-05-19 07:10:45 PM  

whidbey: iheartscotch: Fun Fact time!

Fun Fact: male dolphins are rapists. They often force their attentions on prepubescent dolphins of both sexes. They've been known to rape other dolphins blowholes till the victim drowns. It's not unheard of for a gang of male dolphins to separate a female dolphin from the pod and gang rape her. Also, dolphins have STDs. Older male dolphins also rape porpoises.

Not sure what the point of this post was. I know you probably think it's some kind of "gotcha" moment for enviros and animal rights activists.


Nope; it was a post about dolphin rape.

/ Squeak in hell, you damned dirty cetaceans.
 
2014-05-19 08:27:33 PM  
How do you get undergraduate degrees? You take undergraduate courses, you may be an undergraduate, but upon conference of a degree you are a graduate...
 
2014-05-19 11:17:26 PM  

Vangor: How do you get undergraduate degrees? You take undergraduate courses, you may be an undergraduate, but upon conference of a degree you are a graduate...


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2014-05-19 11:18:25 PM  
haha worng thread

*blames the grandaddypurple*
 
2014-05-20 08:03:22 AM  
Came for Flipper or Hitchhiker's Guide reference, leaving dissatisfied.
 
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