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(WTSP)   Another day, another random elephant spotted taking a dip in the Gulf of Mexico   ( ) divider line
    More: Florida, Gulf of Mexico, Elephant spotted, elephants  
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5648 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2014 at 1:57 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-19 03:56:29 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: I like to pull my empty pants pockets inside-out, and pretend that they are elephant ears. Then I unzip my pants and pull out the elephant's trunk...

MooseBayou: Ever kiss a rabbit between the ears?

That's beautiful. I'm going to use these.
2014-05-19 04:44:16 PM  

vudukungfu: African or Indian elephant?

i'ma say indian, because of the ear size
2014-05-19 11:13:29 PM  
Elephants can't cool off easily in air.

/how it got into the air I don't know.
2014-05-19 11:29:00 PM  
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the beach they mistook for an elephant!
2014-05-20 06:20:47 AM  

Magorn: this is America, we don;t know the MEANING of the words "leave well enough alone" for example, but for the early 20th century equivalent of a few missed e-mails the swamplands of the American south might have been heavily populated by herds of hippopotamuses imported by the US government to be "ranched"

On a similar note, do you know about the hippos in Columbia?  Courtesy the opulence and demise of Pablo Escobar.
2014-05-20 01:34:49 PM  

ProdigalSigh: On a similar note, do you know about the hippos in Columbia?  Courtesy the opulence and demise of Pablo Escobar.

Otherwise he said the males could be castrated, - a "titanic and risky endeavor... more so if we don't know where they are all located."


Don't ask me for help with that.
2014-05-20 03:26:38 PM  
There were 30 hippos in the park in 2009 and now there are 23, he said, and they tend to give birth to five or six calves a year.

You guys are sooooo boned.
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